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2023
March


Prior to joining the server, Philza received a ticket to Quesadilla Island, and was assigned #25. On the first day, he woke up on the eastern-side train along with Fit, Maximus, Roier, Slime, Spreen, Vegetta, and Wilbur. Philza also sadly found his wings to be clipped, rendering him unable to fly.
Following the wall's collapse, Philza left to avoid the chaos that had erupted from the no longer separated groups. While mining for resources, Philza ran into Luzu, and the two quickly bonded over their experiences with Minecraft hardcore survival mode.
After a while, the two made their way back to spawn to meet Wilbur, who established "El Casa de Sacapuntas", with the plan of building a community along the gap in the wall. Philza agreed to live on the wall along with Slime and Jaiden, and told Wilbur he will be back after gathering more materials.
While exploring the Mineshafts in the Bad Lands, a white, smiling bear approached him and announced they were from the QSMP Census Bureau, and wanted Philza to answer some questions. However, the bear walked away. When Philza asked if he should follow, the bear replied "no", then disappeared.
The white bear reappeared when Philza was exploring a desert village, this time allowing Philza to answer their questions. After giving the stranger the book with his answers, they told Philza "I hope you enjoy the island", and left.
Philza returned to "El Casa de Sacapuntas" at night and took shelter from the phantoms. However, Spreen, fully armed with iron, ran in and stole everything from their chest and furnace, then claimed ownership of the house. Seeing Wilbur distraught, Philza handed him a guitar he crafted earlier. This caused Wilbur and Slime to sing in protest, while Jaiden and Philza watched and laughed. Before Philza was pressured into singing, Wilbur experienced some technical issues, which Philza used to his advantage to escape.
Wanting to honor the agreement he made to Wilbur to live on the wall, Philza began constructing a small house on top of the wall, nearby "El Casa de Sacapuntas". After he made a small farm and titled his house "Casa De Felipe Minecraft :)", he logged off for the day.April

On adoption day, Phil was paired with Missasinfonia and they adopted an egg and named him Chayanne after a Spanish musician that Missa likes. They shared responsibilities of taking care of Chayanne until an incident on Day 16 where Phil was taking care of Chayanne but Phil was not live so it didn't count and Chayanne lost a life. Since then Phil and Missa have been diligent on taking care of Chayanne.
Phil has been taking care of Chayanne on his own since Day 26 since Missa had to go on a business trip. Phil has been telling Chayanne about Technoblade and the history of the Potato War and the Antarctic Empire.
Phil also reunited with Wilbur Soot, his son, and met his granddaughter Tallulah and agreed to help Wilbur look after her since Wilbur is a musician who has to go on tour with his band for long period of time.

On Day 15, with a goal to give Chayanne some exotic items, Phil stumbled upon an airship dungeon that was ripe for the taking. Although hesitant, he slowly moved around the ship to avoid spawning the powerful enemies spawning on phantoms. The loot included enchanted diamond armor, netherite tools & scraps, enchanted and non-enchanted golden apples and tons of gold. While plundering, Phil heard the sound of fireworks and saw a figure briefly fly by. After grabbing one last chest, Phil left. He realized this figure was chasing him, equipped with strong armor, weapons, and dipped arrows. Phil even ate one of the god apples he found on the ship.
The figure chasing Phil was an entity who's name was in binary code: "01101100" (lowercase "L"), whom Phil dubbed "God" due to its strength. During a confrontation, Phil was prompted with the 'Name Your Egg' pop-up, and shouted "YOU'RE AN EGG?!?!" Both him and the Entity staggered, staring at each other until Phil ran away and the Entity went the opposite direction. After reaching spawn and reuniting with Fit, the Entity attacked again. Fit retaliated with bombs, and ended up downing it. When they tried to loot the corpse, they found the body had vanished.
Some time later, the two reached Fit's home, where they were greeted by Ramón and an unwelcome visitor: the Entity. Fit and Phil got between the egg and it, asking what it wants. The Entity threw a trident at Ramon and fled. It returned shortly after and dropped a book with coordinates. Fit and Phil decided to make their way to the location, only for them to get side-tracked by running into BadBoyHalo, checking out Foolish's Dragon Statue, and being led in the opposite direction by their three eggs to go on an adventure.
However, this adventure came at a great cost. Another airship was found, and the six attempted to conquer it. Unaware to Fit and Phil, Ramon was downed by a wither Skeleton. Phil, without realizing, passed over the bleeding egg and didn't revive him. Chayanne eventually got Fit's attention about Ramon, but it was too late: Ramon lost his first life.
After retrieving his belongings and fleeing to their homes, Phil checks the coordinates again before heading off for the night. Checking the map, the coordinates landed next to Luzu's house, where Phil found a box with lava and computers inside. Unable to discern what it meant, he returned home and went to bed.
After putting Chayanne to bed, Phil intended to do some grinding after having a snack. He hung around nearby his home until he heard a faint voice. Phil came out to greet the sudden guest, only to find Slime and JuanaFlippa outside the front door. Startled, Slime told Phil that he couldn't hear him, and he should relog. Phil complied and in the next moment, he saw the front door open and Chayanne's bed missing. He turned to see Slime acting suspiciously and trying to flee the scene. He asked Slime where Chayanne went, but could not get a definitive answer out of him. Knowing what happened to his son, Phil demanded them to leave immediately.
Phil went to confront Slime and found him singing a bedtime song to Flippa. Slime asked him to wait until Flippa was put to bed, and Slime continued his bedtime song. Patience wearing thin, Phil attacked Slime and put him to the ground. "I was given permission by God to kill you. JuanaFlippa, I'm sorry." ('God' likely referring to The Angel) Flippa pulled out the gun they recently acquired from The Devil, and shot Phil to death.
Phil respawned and went back to retrieve his items. Slime stopped him and continued to deny involvement in Chayanne's "death". Phil said he was told by 'God' that someone murdered his egg, and Slime was the only person who could've done that. While the two argued, both of them including JuanaFlippa were struck by divine lightning, setting them all on fire. With the egg trapped in an enclosed space, Slime demanded Phil to promise him that he will not harm JuanaFlippa. Phil promised, and the two of them get inside to extinguish the flames and ensure Flippa was alive.
Slime asked Phil to forget everything that happened today, which he reluctantly agreed to. While Phil made his way back up the wall, he could hear Slime singing a bedtime song regarding his old age and mental decline. After the song, Slime called out to Phil after realizing he accidentally gave Phil his own backpack. He said he could keep the backpack, but at least give him the flower left inside as it was sentimental to him. Assuring Slime that he would never take another parent's possessions, Phil threw the backpack off the wall.
Phil stayed on the server to grind for a few hours, and added security measures to the house to ensure what happened to Chayanne would not happen again.

(Not a lore heavy day) Phil joins the server on the wall, retelling the story of Day 15. Philza had joined the server offline and appeared on Charlie's stream. Charlie then tricked Philza into logging out, allowing Charlie to enter his house and break Chayanne's bed. Charlie did this because The Devil told him to, but Philza was given an offer by The Angel as well: If he killed JuanaFlippa, Chayanne’s death would not count. Philza attempted to do so, but JuannaFlippa pulled out a gun and killed Philza instead.
He begins to show us around his updated home, things he explored, and resources he gathered off stream. He then tells us about the SecurityCraft updates he made to his home, showing off the completely protected home of Chayanne. Although Philza had technically been awake the day before and completed his tasks with Chayanne, because he was not streaming, that was Chayanne’s official cause of death.
Chayanne is awake, and Philza gives him the protection diamond armor that he found inside a dungeon. He expresses his apology for Chayanne having lost a life the night before. Philza continues to show Chayanne around the renovated home and basement. They jam to music discs for a while. The tasks for the day are: Feed the baby something sweet, Take the baby to the beach, and Let the baby have a sleepover.
Philza starts the first task of the day: Feed the baby something sweet. Phil and Chayanne depart, looking for milk in order to craft a Sweet Berry Cheesecake. While out looking for cows, Foolish messages asking if the two of them want to go on an adventure. They accept, but only after they have finished the first quest. On the way, they pass multiple shores, and Phil declares that the task to take the baby to the beach has been completed. They find cows at a village, and Chayanne tames one of the cats found there. He names the cat Avocado. They make the trek back to the house, sad to find that there was a closer cow on the way back.
Once back on the wall, Philza bakes the Sweet Berry Cheesecake and feeds it to Chayanne, finishing the second task. Chayanne sits Avocado down at their house on the wall. Missa then logs in, joining them on the wall. The group exchange greetings, and Philza explains the upgrades he made to the house and security. At the same time, Foolish, Bad, Dapper, and Leo show up at the wall to complete the sleepover task. He gives the 2 parents some extra slices of the sweet berry cheesecake for their quests. Leo takes some photos of them on the wall, and they each talk about their children and their personalities. Philza shows them around the top of the wall, and they have a dance party in the basement.
Foolish confesses to Philza that he called him old once behind his back, and Philza as such is sarcastically shocked. They keep bantering around, Dapper showing Phil his taser, and Phil showing Dapper and Bad the magic of avocado toast. The group spend some time sniping Phantoms, and some knives and bombs are passed around the group. A “Typical Sleepover” according to Phil.
Phil then briefly told the others of his encounter and slaying of “God”. The kids then begin to play tag and do water bucket clutches. They all are trying to one up each other by falling from greater heights, and this contest ends with Dapper jumping off the wall.
Some more extreme clutches (and extreme fails) later, Phil makes a full set of armor for Missa. The group of Phil, Missa, Chayanne, Foolish, Leonarda, Bad, and Dapper decide to go on an adventure. It is sadly cut short when Foolish and Bad get into a fight about a cheating scandal with Foolish and Mariana. Phil passes the time by digging dirt, playing peek-a-boo with Chayanne, and adding sound effects to the squabble. After several other hold ups, they finally depart. Foolish shows Philza the magic of speedboats, and then Phil leads the group. During the trip, Dapper is downed once by Bad (Likely via the Sweeping Edge bug that had gone undiscovered until much later), and once by a camel. Once in the ocean, the group starts to raid a pirate ship. Phil and Chayanne sit in the nearby boat and watch the other 5 complete the dungeon. They take their newly discovered speed boats for joy rides around the ship. The rest of the group, Chayanne now included, begin to burn the ship to the ground. Missa is downed from fall damage once.
The group continues across the ocean and find a smaller ship and large ship that has already been looted. They burn both ships to the ground. Back on the shore, the group find, pillage, and burn a village. Philza loots two Goddess Statues from the place. Dapper departs from the group.
The rest of them continue traveling via the ocean, coming across and completing a large mushroom dungeon. Chayanne then burns what he can to the ground. The group takes a group photo with the customized player heads they found, before Bobby and Roier show up and join the photo. Another conversation then starts about the “affair” between Foolish and Mariana. The group takes another photo. Phil then once again avoids conversations of drama and scandals to loot and steal things from the village.
Phil, Missa, and Chayanne then leave on their own to head back to their home on the wall. They pass a Mushroom Island on the way and make small talk about Missa’s career and schedule. Then the conversation of Hardcore comes up, and Missa realized that he had heard of his 5 year hardcore death when it happened years prior.
The three of them make their way back to their home on the wall. Philza maxes his hearts out to 20 using the Goddess Statue, and gives Missa his remaining spirit orbs. Philza and Missa then put Chayanne to bed, Missa logging off. Philza quickly does the rounds on top of the wall; gathering avocados, harvesting wheat, smelting raw ore, and organizing his chests and backpacks. He then logs off the server for the night.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 19, Philza wakes up very late at night in order to complete Chayanne's tasks for the day. Chayanne is already awake and waiting for him. Phil sees the quests for the day: Feed the baby your favorite food(s); Take the baby on a vacation; and Tell the baby a bedtime story. Phil quickly completes the first task, feeding Chayanne some of the avocado toast that he has a lot of. He then sets out on a mining trip (the "vacation") for iron with Chayanne. The two glide north off The Wall and continue onwards in a boat.
When entering a cave, Chayanne accidentally falls and is downed, but Phil quickly picks him back up. They then spend some time in the caves, gathering coal and iron, and Phil teaches Chayanne about the dangers of ravines. Chayanne also mines his first diamonds! The father and son then proceed to travel all the way back home. Phil emphasizes his desire for Chayanne to learn life skills and to be able to defend himself.
Back home, Phil tells Chayanne a bedtime story, a part 2 of Technoblade's Potato War, completing the final task of the day. Chayanne heads to bed, Phil does some quick avocado harvesting and organising, and then logs off for the day.

(Not a lore heavy day) Day 20 was all about a fun camping trip. Phil and Chayanne woke up and prepared for the day. Chayanne showed off his skeleton armor set he got from his dad Missa. To avoid damaging it, Phil gave him pieces of diamond armor for the trip, along with a knife for food preparation. They then met up with Fit and Ramón and off they all went. On the journey, they explored, raided and set fire to a village or two, and when the sun dipped under the horizon, the parents started a small campfire and set up a nice camping spot. The group had a great time, they relaxed, chatted, and told spooky stories at night. The next morning they said their goodbyes, and Phil and Chayanne returned home and logged off.

On Day 21, Phil and Missa log on the server together after they were informed all of the eggs went missing. All parents received coordinates approximately 5,000 blocks away from The Wall, and had to travel by foot to save their eggs. However, when Phil and Missa checked the house, they found Chayanne safe in his bed. Fit explains earlier that day, he and Foolish traveled to the location and found a dungeon with cells for each egg. When they pressed a button in the center of the room, one of the doors would unlock randomly, and could only be done once per person. Foolish freed Tilín, and Fit freed Chayanne. Both eggs were safely escorted to their homes. Phil and Missa express their gratitude for rescuing their son, and make preparations for the journey led by Fit. The three got close to the coordinates, but were forced to put the rescue mission on hold due to server issues.


On Day 22, Phil and Fit continue from where they left off yesterday, and rendezvous with a very anxious BadBoyHalo. Once inside, Bad presses the button and Ramón is released. He urges Phil to press the button, but Phil opts to explore the area whilst they only have one egg to protect. However, the strong mobs cut the expedition short and force Phil to press the button to free one more egg before leaving. Leonarda is freed, much to Bad’s disappointment.
The group separates and returns to their respective homes. After some time, Chayanne wakes up to greet Phil. They go on an adventure for some father-and-son bonding, but the server runs into the same issues it experienced yesterday. Phil is teleported to The Wall along with Bad, and is advised to not go exploring. The two set up a small picnic, and Bad consults Phil about what he should do. He worries that if someone saves Bobby, then no one would have an incentive to save Dapper. Phil attempts to assure him there are islanders who will be more than willing to rescue Dapper.
Time passes, and the islanders congregate at the courthouse (recently renovated from a gas station) for the trial of JuanaFlippa. Slime pulls Phil aside and begs him to be his lawyer. Phil refuses, because Slime attempted to kill Chayanne on two occasions. Phil submits two videos as evidence of Slime’s murder intent. The court ruled that JuanaFlippa would be revived with one life, but Slime and ElMariana would spend ten minutes in prison. Following the resurrection, Phil walks home, and is genuinely glad that JuanaFlippa is back.

(Not a lore heavy day) Phil started Day 24 by picking some avocados. Fit and Ramón managed to jumpscare him in the process, but they were only passing through. He then started preparing food for Chayanne, which took longer than normal, because he had to make 7 foods, each corresponding to a color of the rainbow. Chayanne was taking his time to wake up, so Phil discussed rules with his murder of crows, and slowly started learning about backpack upgrades and how useful they are.
Once Chayanne got out of bed and got fed, the two set off to explore. In one of the first villages they looted and burned down, Cucurucho appeared, informing Phil he had apparently committed an illegal act. He had used diamonds to craft a backpack, and diamonds were not allowed. However, Phil had the receipts, and he already got permission from behind the scenes, so Cucurucho left them alone.
They continued on their journey. Before stepping foot into a half flooded dungeon, Phil managed to find and tame a crow, but he left it behind, because the dungeon turned out to be very dangerous, so they had to quickly retreat. While taking a breather, Phil gave Chayanne a God Apple, in case of an emergency.
Unfortunately, the server began to lag, (Phil roleplayed it as suffering from headaches), so they started to head home. To pass the time, Phil told Chayanne a story about him and Technoblade taking over the world - the story of the Antarctic Empire.
When they arrived on top of the Wall, Chayanne kindly asked for some soap to blow bubbles. Phil had all the crafting items needed, except pork, so he spent almost 20 minutes aimlessly wandering in search of pigs. After his quest was successful, he of course learned that he had pork this entire time in one of his chests. But alas, soap is created, and Chayanne and Phil tuck themselves into bed under a nice setting sun.

Phil started Day 26 by running some errands. First, he picked some avocados for his endless supply of avocado toast, then he stopped by Fit’s base to place a waystone there for fast travel.
Wilbur logs on and they spend a while fixing audio issues. They start talking, and Wilbur learns about Phil’s new partner Missa, which Phil has to clarify is purely platonic. A few moments later, Chayanne wakes up and meets Wilbur for the first time. Referencing this sort of family dynamic Philza and Wilbur have (transcending all minecraft servers), Phil declares Chayanne and Wilbur brothers. The two have a rocky start, but Wilbur mentions he has something important to show them, so Chayanne tolerates him for the time being.
The very important thing turns out to be an egg, Tallulah, which Wilbur and Fit found in the attic of the adoption center. Phil and Chayanne immediately fall in love with her. Tallulah is shy at first, but they show her kindness. To warm up to her, the adults decide to build sandcastles with the kids on a nearby beach, using pretty pink and blue sands. Vegetta and Leo travel past, and Tallulah helps them communicate, taking the role of the translator, because the in-game one broke.
The group returns home, and while the kids are busy playing, Phil and Wilbur have an adult talk in the basement. Wilbur Soot has to go on a tour really soon, and he won’t be able to take care of Tallulah. He asks Phil if he’d be able to take care of her instead, to which Phil agrees right away. Wilbur promises he will write letters to her.
With that settled, Phil cooks them all a hearty dinner, Wilbur and Tallulah depart, and Phil goes to bed.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 27, Phil tries to wake up Chayanne with various autotuned sounds. He is a heavy sleeper though, so Tallulah wakes up instead. In the same moment, Wilbur calls Philza on discord, and they decide to pretend to have a phone call, so Wilbur can talk with Tallulah.
After their nice little chat, Phil spends the morning with her, giving her some stuff, most importantly a glider, which he teaches her how to use. Moving on, she practices water bucket clutches, when suddenly, Cucurucho appears. He hands Phil a funeral invitation and leaves.
Chayanne wakes up, and Phil has to tell him about the deaths of JuanaFlippa, Tilín, and Trump. The self-proclaimed protector feels very guilty, but there was nothing he could have done.
Later in the day, they meet up with Fit and Ramón, and they all go out and explore. The group stops by a pretty pink tree forest, and Chayanne commits mild arson in a village before they teleport home. Tallulah and Chayanne have a sleepover at Phil’s house, and they fall asleep to the sound of Phil’s voice telling a bedtime story about his wife Kristin.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 28, Phil, Chayanne, and Tallulah all woke up on the wall. As per that day’s quests, they were supposed to explore a cave, and with a bit of searching, and a couple close calls from Tallulah, mainly due to her asthma, the trio eventually found a lush cave. Phil tried to teach them about the local flora and fauna, but they quickly discovered that the mobs had been buffed, swarming them the moment they entered a dark area. The cave was deemed too dangerous for the kids, and thus they left. On their way back, Phil got a message from Fit, asking to team up and do the quests together, and Phil agreed. After Fit and Ramón arrived, they all ventured underground again, their main reasoning being safety in numbers. While exploring, Fit tells Phil about the funeral of JuanaFlippa, Tilín, and Trump he attended. Apparently, it was very emotional, and a fight even broke out. As a last thing before they part ways, Fit shows the group a Wither Skeleton xp farm he made, and laments how difficult it was to get a Wither Skeleton spawn egg. The farm is free for them to use, and Phil thanks him before he teleports home, tucks Chayanne and Tallulah to bed, and logs off.


(Not a lore heavy day) On day 29, Philza wakes up and starts the morning with a bit of wall terraforming. Chayanne wakes up and immediately has to do homework. Phil voices his concerns about the school once he learns Quackity is the teacher, and he maybe even considers pulling chayanne out of the classes. They work together on the homework, and as Chayanne paints, Phil makes a grilled cheese that he names "cold and square quesadilla" as a present for the teacher Quackity.
Tallulah wakes up with the help of Phil’s autotune, and she works on her homework too. Once all the paintings have been finished and delivered, Phil and the kids start building a treehouse for Tallulah near Wilbur’s base. They beg him to let them do a dungeon, but Phil refuses, saying it’s too dangerous, so instead they chat, mess around, and break into Quackity’s house to steal a painting. During all this fun, Phil tells his crows: "If anything happens to these two eggs, I’ll burn the whole world down."
The day is over and Phil tucks the kids in beds, and after they’re asleep, he ventures into a cave to capture an axolotl for Chayanne. The axolotl is acquired and Philza logs off.

On Day 30, Phil took Chayanne and Tallulah out on an adventure. Aware that the mobs had been buffed and a new mod had been added, he was extremely cautious, staying in their boat during the night. He spotted a well-lit village, believing it to be safe to explore, so he and the kids waited for the sunrise. Unfortunately though, they disembarked too early.
The moment they set foot on the shore, they were attacked by a Nightmare Stalker, a completely invisible mob, except for its eyes, two white pixels. Due to the buffs, it downed Phil in one hit, Tallulah in two, leaving Chayanne desperately trying to fight it. In a last ditch effort, Chayanne revived Phil, who immediately ran to revive Tallulah, but then the monster pounced on Chayanne and killed him. Redirecting its attention back to Phil, the Nightmare Stalker finished him off too. In their last moments, all Phil could do was to crawl to his children and hold them in his arms as they died one by one, apologizing until their last breath.
Respawning on top of the wall, Philza was visibly upset and eerily quiet as he made his way back to their corpses.
Thankfully, the children’s lives were reversed shortly after and the difficulty was decreased. The whole situation was thus dubbed a nightmare and any future instances where an egg’s life was reversed was called as such.

When Phil awoke on Day 31, Fit was already knocking on his door. He had heard about yesterday’s nightmare, so he wanted to discuss it. In the meantime, Chayanne and Ramón woke up and got ready for the day. They took a stroll down to Tallulah’s home, where they planted some flowers, and afterwards, Fit and Ramón took their leave. Phil and Chayanne set up a silly prank there, and then traveled to the school, where they met up with Quackity. As usual, they exchanged a fair share of friendly insults.
They walked to the Adoption Center, when unexpectedly, there was a hidden surprise waiting for them. A new egg named Gegg. It had the shape of an egg, but it had a squishy green shell, and wore glasses. Then, Foolish and Leo stopped by, so now the group of adults introduced themselves, a bit in disbelief. They realized that Gegg didn’t have a parent, so they all decided to share a few things about themselves, and about their eggs. Without much of a fuss, Gegg chose Quackity as its parent.
Before Phil and Chayanne ran off, they theorized about Gegg’s origin. Perhaps it was an ancient egg. In the meantime, Tallulah woke up, so the two showed her the flowers they had planted. Fit appeared yet again, and the veterans chatted a little. Suddenly, Gegg emerged from the forest, apparently abandoned by Quackity. Roier, Bobby, Bad, and Dapper arrived some time later.
And thus, chaos ensued. Egg gun fights broke out, extreme water bucket clutches were attempted, accompanied by epic music. A tree was set on fire once or twice, much to Tallulah’s dismay. The eggs certainly tired themselves out with these endeavors, so the play group slowly dispelled. Phil was left to put Gegg to bed, and then returned with Chayanne on top of the Wall to fall asleep.

On Day 34, Phil was abruptly woken up by an ominous broadcast. "NOTHING LASTS FOREVER." The message started up with scrambled text, then continued with a compilation of chicken eggs being cracked open and cooked in various ways. Then it listed the individual dragon eggs, stating whether or not they were alive. Phil was speechless as the final messages rolled out: "THE END IS COMING." "YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE." "THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS." "6 DAYS LEFT." and "Diamonds are now unlocked."
When the broadcast ended, Phil found Chayanne awake, standing by his side. He vowed he would beat the shit out of anyone who would try to take Chayanne away.
As if the day couldn’t get any stranger, he found Tallulah hiding in his basement, visibly worried. She wrote that she didn’t have a home anymore, so the three of them went quickly down to check, and found her house griefed. Apparently, she was woken up by Quackity in the middle of the night. He led her away, but abandoned her in the wilderness. Soonly after, BadBoyHalo found her, and returned her to Phil’s basement to keep her safe.
Fit seemed to be passing by, so he joined his fellow veteran, and they chatted openly about the mysterious broadcast. As a sign of trust, Fit showed Phil his secret Wither Skeleton XP farm, which he could use to prepare for anything dangerous. After The Nightmare, Phil had lost all his levels, so this was very helpful.
They parted ways, and Phil and the kids headed down to strip mine. He also upgraded his backpacks in the process. Once they all returned home, Chayanne painted a painting, and they submitted it to the school as homework. He started to feel sleepy, so Phil told him a story about The Potato War, a friendly competition over who could farm the most potatoes between Technoblade and Squid Kid, that turned into psychological warfare. Technoblade won of course, and Chayanne, wanting to follow in his footsteps, seemed to have found his calling.
But that was for another day, and Phil tucked him into bed.
Some time later, Wilbur logged on, and they chatted and spent some time together with Tallulah. They then left to go do their own activities, and Phil logged off for the day.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 35, Phil woke up with Chayanne already awake. He did his water clutch of the day, and Phil told him about a fortune 3 pickaxe he made offline. Suddenly, Wilbur came along singing, then proceeded to fall off the wall, downing himself, so Chayanne had to come down to rescue him. Phil calmly cooked some food in the meantime. When the two climbed back up, they all went to wake up Tallulah, who was already waiting for them in her treehouse.
None of them were in the mood for any action that day, so they all spent their time together, chatting and collecting resources to renovate Tallulah’s home.
At the end of the day, Phil took some pretty pictures of the eggs, and invited Tallulah to sleep over on top of the wall with Chayanne, because her home wasn’t finished yet. Wilbur then told the kids about their famous MCC 4, which he, Phil, Technoblade, and TommyInnit participated in as a team and won. This concluded the day and they all went to sleep.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 36, Phil started the day with a bit of gathering. As per that day’s quests, he was supposed to feed the baby a round food, a square food, and a triangle food. Chayanne woke up somewhere in the middle of Phil digging through his chests. The items were found, and they even wanted to bake a cake together, but were missing an egg for the recipe.
The closest household was Missa’s, so they made their way there. Phil couldn’t help himself, and after they found the egg, he quickly organized his platonic partner’s chests and left to visit the museum with Chayanne.
When they returned on top of the wall, Fit and Ramon sneaked up on them and jumpscared Phil. They only stopped by briefly though, and Phil and Chayanne traveled to a nice cherry tree biome. They waited till sunrise to get out of the boat, because Phil was still rightfully paranoid from The Nightmare. Once the sun burned all the mobs to ashes, they stepped foot on the shore, and built a red cabin by the beach.
The day was nearing its end, so they returned home, and Phil put Chayanne to bed. The kid needed a bedtime story, so he told him about the Battle Of Endlantis, but changed the story a bit for the dragon child’s ears. In the original story, he fought and killed the Ender Dragon in his Hardcore world, but as he was building on the main End island, he encountered two glitched Dragons, which messed up his build called Endlantis, so he had to slay them too.
He retold this tale, but instead, he told Chayanne that he had to fist fight the Ender Dragon to gain control of the End island. He won, but afterwards, he had to duel the two Dragons in a game of Rock Paper Scissors while gliding in the air with his new wings. He lost, and thus the dragons damaged his build.
And lastly, he reassured Chayanne that once the countdown is over, he won’t let him be taken away by anyone or anything. With that, they both fell asleep.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 37, Phil woke up to a surprise morning visit from Fit and Ramon. Fit tells Phil about his visit to the strip club yesterday, where Vegetta, Maximus, and Roier seduced Quackity, and eventually pulled some information out of him. Phil was bewildered, but they suddenly forgot the conversation ever happened the moment Ramon asked what a strip club was.
As the group slowly made their way down towards Tallulah’s home, the veterans chatted about catfish and about new weapons to give to their children. Tallulah was awake, and she gave them all a house tour, but soonly after, Fit and Ramon sadly had to depart, because Ramon was feeling sleepy.
Phil and the two kids trekked to the museum, where they picked a painting to draw in their own style. They submitted their artworks to the school as homework.
The day was nearing its end, so Phil called Wilbur on the phone, and he sang a lullaby to all of them. He put them both to bed and logged off for the day.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 38, Phil started the morning by eating soap, like a normal person would do. He created more space on top of the wall, planning to plant more potatoes, and when Chayanne woke up, he showed him his work. However, they were running low on dirt, so they ventured to the wilderness.
While collecting dirt, Phil took a lot of pictures. They picked up some tree saplings on the way, and decided to plant them at Tallulah’s place, then at Ramon’s as a surprise gift. They passed by Bad, and he and Phil chatted for a bit. They agreed to begin preparing for the 30th - the day the eggs are supposed to be taken away by the Mother Dragon.
They parted ways, and once they were back home, Chayanne had a quick bath, and Phil tucked him into bed with a story about how Chayanne will hatch into a dragon in the future.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 39, Phil woke up with Wilbur and Tallulah on his doorstep. Phil failed to wake up Chayanne, so the trio went on a bike ride around spawn. Once the sun had set, the area started to fill up with deadly mobs, so they took shelter in the adoption center, and blocked themselves in.
Wilbur voiced his worries about tomorrow, the final day with the Eggs, telling Phil to fuck up anyone that tries to take Tallulah away. Phil agreed. With that, he also gave temporary custody of Tallulah to him, because Wilbur Soot was heading off to a tour very soon.
It seemed that someone overheard their conversation, because the second they finished speaking, Quackity came knocking on their door. They let him in, and he immediately tries to fight with Phil over the custody, but he fails.
They stop by Tallulah’s home, where they make hamburgers together, and they continue their journey, carefully walking to Roier’s place. They all have a somewhat of a Spanish therapy session, and they leave soon after.
Wilbur says a final goodbye to Tallulah and Phil before Phil returns home. He was just about to go to bed, when suddenly Chayanne woke up. They chilled for a while, planted potatoes, and when it was time to really go to bed, Phil reassured Chayanne that he would protect him tomorrow no matter what. Once Chayanne was fast asleep, and Phil was alone with his murder of crows, he stopped hiding his worry.
He hoped for the best, and he went to sleep.May


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 41, Phil woke up a little earlier than Chayanne and Tallulah, so he checked his inventory and farmed a bit. Chayanne was the first one to wake up, Tallulah following soon after. Phil then experienced a silly dream where Tallulah’s name had been changed to Tallulah, but he blinked and it was over.
He fed them green food and took them on a walk through the potato fields. On their way they discovered a clean cut hole in the wall, which they quickly bridged with cobblestone. When they got to the end of the wall, they put any potatoes they picked up into crates and looped around to get back home.
Once there, Phil put Chayanne and Tallulah to bed and told them a bedtime story about meeting his late friend Technoblade for the first time in a minecraft tournament called Minecraft Monday. He has fond memories, they absolutely destroyed their competition and won.
Finishing that day’s quests, Phil went to sleep as well and logged off.

(Not a lore heavy day) Philza’s Day 43 began with a vehement amount of lag. Roleplaying it off as a stubborn set of migraines, he went to wake up Chayanne and checked that day’s quest list, noticing he has to cook his baby’s favourite food. Chayanne chimed in, requesting spicy food. Philza then contemplated messaging BadBoyHalo, asking him to take care of Tallulah, because it seemed like she wouldn't be able to wake up in time.
Their quiet hours of the morning were disrupted by Forever and Richarlyson arriving, Forever brought the news that apparently, he was banned in Philza’s chat since 2019. Philza laughed, unbanned him and VIPed him. After their quick chat, Forever began with his usual semantics of attempting to force Phil to love him, this time even threatening to lock him in a prison until he loves him. Phil, once again, politely rejected his offer.
The courting was cut short thanks to Pac and Mike walking in. Using this distraction as an opportunity, Chayanne trapped Forever in a cage. He had a nice chat with the Brazilians before going their separate ways, a father and son looking for chickens to use in a recipe.
Their afternoon activities consisted of building a chicken pen, cooking spicy tamales for Chayanne, farming potatoes, and meeting up with Maximus. Chayanne was pretty restless during the visit, and accidentally set off a mine in Max’s front yard. Thankfully no one was harmed, but he did earn a scolding in Spanish from Max. The adults then retreated to Max’s secret underground bunker, and Chayanne got bored and ran off, unbeknownst to Phil. Max revealed footage of Quackity saying he wants to kill the eggs. They proceeded to speculate that maybe he is either working for The Federation, or their pawn.
Phil thanked him, fetched his son, and teleported home. He told the new information to Chayanne and they both went to bed.

On Day 45, Phil and Chayanne were dragged into an investigation by the Theory Bros. Leonarda and Richarlyson were entrusted into his unwilling care while their parents set off to explore the train tracks. As they were waiting for the other's return, Phil began to question Richarlyson about the dragon, however, before he could learn anything important, they were ambushed by the Binary Entity. This time the entity was stronger, and it took three eggs shooting at it with guns and Phil eating a Golden Apple to do serious damage (It should be noted that Phil was also experiencing lag at the time, affecting his combat ability). The entity fled when it realized it couldn't win. No one was injured and the parents of the eggs returned seconds after the entity had left.


(Not a lore heavy day) Phil started Day 48 with a bit of grinding. Dapper and Ramón joined him and showed him Dapper’s backpack full of ritual items used for summoning Cucurucho, which has apparently worked in the past. Fit then quickly stopped by and tried, but failed to jumpscare Phil.
Phil teleported home, woke up a very sleepy Chayanne and they hung out for a while. They checked the museum together and then Phil returned his son to bed.
Once the child was soundly asleep, it was time for Phil to have an adult conversation. He headed to Fit's gym and they discussed the Binary Entity attack that had happened two days prior. At the start of the attack, the entity running towards them, sword in hand, had the same skin as Cucurucho. Perhaps it was a glitch, or the entity is able to shapeshift. Fit then suggested that he should visit Maximus, so off Phil went.
He met up with Max and they had a long conversation. Max told him about Cellbit getting chased with a chainsaw by Cucurucho after he broke a rule, and in return Phil explained the skin mixup during the Code attack, but he also mentioned that the entity had a name in binary code, translating to "AI".
Phil speculated that Cucurucho and the Binary Monster might be the same entity, but Max disagreed, and instead believed there exists a different group that is trying to boycott the islanders. They discussed that the Binary Entity is an imperfection on this, according to The Federation, completely perfect island. Before parting ways, they agreed to not trust anyone and that The Federation is letting them investigate, but not break any rules.
After he returned home, he spotted Ramon making finishing touches to a new create device he was building during Phil's little chat, at the start of the potato farm. It turned out to be an auto harvesting and collecting machine, so Phil warmly praised him and logged off for the day.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 50, Phil woke up to a surprising sight. Tallulah was fast asleep in the underground base, but next to her lay Dapper, Chayanne nowhere to be found. A bit panicked, he started looking for his son, and was greeted by Richarlyson and Forever chilling on top of the wall, who tried to flirt with Phil immediately upon arrival, and flex with a Netherite backpack that both of them knew he was not supposed to have, according to the Federation rules, so Phil called him out on his lie right away. He was not in the mood.
Phil commented to Richas how shallow Forever is, only being obsessed with Phil due to his looks and riches. Richas agreed before leaving with his dad.
Thankfully, Chayanne woke up, followed by Tallulah soon after, and the day could begin. Dapper somehow sleeping in their bunker was dubbed as a sleepover.
Phil fed them both a breakfast of three different foods, read a sweet letter from Wilbur to Tallulah, went mining with them, and finished the day with a heroic tale of him and the eggs surviving the attack of the Binary Monster on Day 45 and scaring it off.

On Day 55, Phil read a letter from Wilbur to Chayanne and Tallulah. He then worked on completing the tasks with Fit, noted that the bulls can now spawn tnt, before deciding to adventure to Vegetta's base. Along the way they were ambushed by a herd of bulls but no casualties occured. As it became night they hurried to Vegetta's base, which is well-lit, encountering Forever and Richarlyson doing the same.
Just before reaching safety, the Binary Entity appeared and attacked. It went straight for Tallulah, summoning ghosts to keep the rest of the members preoccupied. During the chaos, Tallulah was accidentally killed by Philza's sharpness V blade, and lost a life. This event enraged Phil, who demanded a 1v1 with the creature, and vowed to enact vengeance.
Later that evening, he and Quackity met in the school and Phil expressed gratitude for protecting Chayanne and Tallulah a few days prior. He proposed that if Quackity could prove he was a good parent by taking care of Richarlyson, he would give some custody of Tallulah to Quackity. Quackity agreed.
Also there was a moment between Philza and Forever where they got trapped together in a 1x1x2 block space but it's unclear if that's canon due to the server lagging.

Prior to joining the server, Philza and Forever had a private conversation where Forever asked him to act more like Brumin. Philza once again rejected him.
On Day 55, Phil witnessed the plane transporting the French players crash into the wall, destroying a part of Chayanne's potato farm in the process.
After rescuing the French players from the crash, he, along with the others, went to the theater for introductions. He received a message from Fit, telling him not to exit the building first and consequently witnessed the chaos of Vegetta's bombs without much damage to himself. He was also there when Pomme was discovered. He showed Baghera and Etoiles Chayanne's potato farm and was on the way to show them the Favela, when he saw the sky change and a figure floating in the sky. Immediately realizing what was about to happen, he told the French players to seek shelter and ran towards the Favela, where he took part in the battle and saved Foolish. Phil later admitted how impressed he was by Bad's reaction time and holds him in high regard.
He assisted the French players in building their home for Pomme and spared verbally with Forever before logging of for the day.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 60, Phil woke up in some unusual clothes. When questioned by Chayanne, he clarified that he had just returned from a tournament. One of that day's quest was to go fishing, so he invited Jaiden to tag along, which she accepted. While waiting for her, he sadly had to break the news of Bobby’s demise to the kids, but reassuring them he's in a good place now. The three shared a solemn moment, expressing their anger at the Binary Entity, Cucurucho and the situation as a whole.
After renaming his Sharpness V diamond axe “DIE” in binary code and a short combat training session with Chayanne (with a healthy dose of 4th wall breaking),they all met up with Jaiden, and with Baghera and Pomme soon afterwards. Phil voiced his concerns, believing Pomme is going to be the next target of the Binary Entity.
The group sailed together to Phil's fishing spot, a pink colored beach with Chayanne's and Tallulah's beach houses and a cherrywood pier. They all had a pleasant time together, chit-chatting, fishing, playing some tunes, and taking a few pictures of aquatic animals for another quest.
After spending the night there, the group parted ways, Phil and the kids teleporting home so he could tell them a story about the beauty and dangers of Ocean Monuments before logging off for the day.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 64, Phil was there to witness the flooding of the desert as well as Cellbit's sudden change in behavior. He became concerned about him and asked if he was alright, however Cellbit dismissed him.
After sailing through the new man-made ocean and chatting with a couple of other residents, he teleported home with Tallulah and Chayanne. Phil put a skull on his backpack for Missa, and while fixing Chayanne's potato farm, he killed Tallulah's pet Venus because it was attacking Chayanne.
On a lighter note, he told the children a scuffed bedtime story before heading to bed.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 68, Phil woke up pretty sleepy, so he decided to run only a few errands that day. He grinded overnight and prepared full sets of Slime Armour for himself, Chayanne, Tallulah and Missa, which he happily presented when the kids woke up. To further protect the eggs, he explained the concept of N.I.N.H.O. to them and suggested taking a look inside their prepared rooms.
Once teleported there, the kids were presented with a blank room and they were eager to decorate it. Phil however needed them to throw ender pearls in their ender pearl stasis chambers first; a device, remotely controlled, that can teleport the eggs to safety with a push of a button. After a few failed attempts and Tallulah glitching into a wall in the process, they collectively decided to try it another day and go mining instead.
After mining for resources, they returned home and spent a nice evening together. Chayanne cooked some delicious food, Phil read Wilbur’s letter to Tallulah and discussed anime with her before finishing the day with a bed time story and logging off.

On Day 71, Phil and Tallulah went with Baghera, Pomme, Antoine, Jaiden, Roier, Bad, Forever, Felps, Dapper, Richarlyson, Etoiles, and Cucurucho to have a boat race and water drop competition. Tallulah did not win the boat race due to her lag problems, but Phil was supportive nonetheless.
While encountering server issues, everyone split up. At this moment, the Binary Monster appeared and attacked Pomme with no warning, downing Phil in one hit and popping half a dozen of Pomme's totems before killing her and leaving. After this, Phil was furious and demanded answers from Cucurucho, further enraged by the other's blithe attitude and threatened to leave the island.
However, the attack was ultimately reversed as the sword the Binary Monster had was not supposed to be used.June


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 73, Phil built the easy part of their parkour course project with Chayanne and also hung out with Tallulah. After Tallulah and Chayanne went to bed, Phil talked with Cellbit and Jaiden, where he heard what has happened to Cellbit. They gave some advice to Jaiden before she went to talk to Baghera. At the end of the stream, Phil collected around 58.000 potatoes from their potato farm in the chests, passing the halfway point of Chayanne's goal of 100.000 potatoes.


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 75, Phil talked with Richarlyson and Forever, discussing how to protect the eggs and defend them against the Codes. Then they went to the N.I.N.H.O., so Phil could connect to the main camera and understand how it worked. An unknown user could be seen in the tab and the QSMP twitter account had tweeted a picture of the Favela, so they were quite nervous that something was about to happen. After doing the tasks with Tallulah and Chayanne, Phil put them to bed and went on a little solo adventure, gathering resources and exploring, and afterwards returning home.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 76, Phil took care of Chayanne and Tallulah, farming potatoes and helping with tech support. While Phil and Chayanne started building and testing the hard parkour course, Tallulah continued farming and built a memorial for Technoblade. Afterwards they visited the flower dungeon BadBoyHalo had gifted them before, and Forever, Baghera and Richarlyson tagged along. Phil finished the parkour and talked to Bad a bit before visiting the memorial Tallulah had built again and putting the eggs to bed. At the end of the stream they had collected a total of 78.000 potatoes.

Philza started Day 80 by meeting up with Fit on top of The Wall, where Phil waited for Tallulah and Chayanne to wake up. After a short wait, they woke up.
After waking up the eggs, Phil headed to Favela to celebrate Festa Junina, where Richarlyson approached him and asked him if he wanted to participate in the Elegant Mail. Phil wrote: "You are very valued and loved by all, thank you for your continued support on the island. Much love <3", it was addressed to everyone.
Forever and Maximus were called to the kissing booth, in the meantime Pomme and Phil were busy with one of the attractions. Shortly after everyone was called to the church where the wedding of Forever's and Maximus' was about to happen, but Philza was doing his duolingo in the middle of it, because he forgot to do his Spanish lessons, which later on caused him to be confused, not knowing what was happening.
After Forever's and Maximus' wedding, Quackity proposed to Cellbit. It was getting chaotic so Phil exited the church, finding Tallulah. She felt sad because Quackity was supposed to marry Wilbur, her father. Phil helped her confront Quackity about it, which made him change his mind and marry a photo of Wilbur instead.
When Phil was talking about how he keeps "walking into diffrent episodes of a soap opera", Chayanne came with a letter for him which said: "CHUPA TROXA, TO FELIZAO AGORA E TU PERDEU HAHAHAHAHAH!"
"SUCK IT DUMBASS I AM ALL HAPPY AND JOY AND YOU LOST ME HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Phil suspected that this letter might be from Forever. he also got a second letter given to him by Richarlyson, it said:
"Amazing Job at taking care of 2 children! I can't imagine better father and grandfather than you!"
Then, before Festa Junina slowly came to an end, everyone played a game of musical chairs. After that, Philza chilled with Tallulah and Chayanne, and Festa Junina ended.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 81, after waking up Chayanne for tasks, Phil decided they should pass the goal Chayanne had set for them. They harvested the whole wall and reached a total of about 101.000 potatoes! They got a tour of Cellbit's Castle and chatted a bit with him and Bad. Phil then went for an adventure with Chayanne, and afterwards they started decorating Chayanne's room in the N.I.N.H.O. Chayanne went to sleep after a short story by Phil.


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 83, Phil worked on a kitchen together with Chayanne and Tallulah, in a room next to where the eggs normally sleep. Their quiet morning was disturbed by Fit, arriving with a loud bang. They chatted for a bit before going to try waking up Ramon. When he woke up after a while, the group went together, doing the tasks for the day. They visited the museum and murdered some catfish, and when Phil was putting the kids to bed, Tallulah' pet Venus 2.0 suddenly disappeared. They listened to Wilbur's song to make her feel better before she and Chayanne went to bed.


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 85, Forever appeared and showed Phil the new Federation building that was just beside the wall. Phil had a ”hallucination” about there being an election for a president, and during the hallucination Forever tried to marry Phil. Afterwards, Phil woke up Chayanne and Tallulah, and the three hiked to the Hide and Seek Arena, where they played hide and seek for a little bit and chatted with some of the Brazilians and Richarlyson. Cellbit asked Chayanne to be the chef at his upcoming wedding with Roier. While looking for Tallulah's pet, they found Pomme and Baghera, and hung out with them for a while before checking out the rebuilt train station and then going home.


After waking up Chayanne and the birthday girl Tallulah, they invited everyone that was online to come to the birthday party, and had a little tour before everyone arrived. When celebrating her birthday, it was mostly chaos as many people and eggs arrived. They had some good food, a photo booth, and Tallulah even got to break a piñata. After dancing a lot, Phil kicked everyone out and then showed a video of Wilbur singing "Since I saw Vienna" (one of Tallulah's favourite songs from him). Chayanne gave Tallulah a cake and a cat. They wandered around to finish the quests for the day, with Chayanne cooking lots of amazing food as always. As part of the quests, Chayanne and Tallulah had a horse race before talking a bit and going to bed.


Almost arriviving late to Cellbit & Roier Wedding, Phil acted as an unofficial photographer. He was amazed by the cake Chayanne made, and told him he was proud of him. During the ceremony, he was shocked by Slime's objection, although he was more amused than anything. Forever yet again tried to make moves on Phil, but he shot him down completely, Forever finally seemed to understand that Phil didn't want him.
They listened to Radio Egg make their debut and the now-married couple sing "The Reason". He also witness Slime propose to Foolish and his subsequent death by gunshot to the face. He took a photo of this event, which he proclaimed to be the best photo he's ever taken. He was then appaled by the destruction of the Gazebo.
After the wedding, he discussed the presidency with BadBoyHalo and Jaiden, and after learning Quackity had vanished with Cucurucho, he, Bad, and Jaiden investigated the train station, but found no traces of him. Phil noticed the Federation offices on the map but decided to not say anything.

(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 90, Phil woke up Tallulah and told her that he will be going away for a little bit, so the other islanders will have to take care of her and Chayanne. Phil opened up the Father’s day gift Tallulah had made for him before they going to Cellbit’s castle to give him a photo album with images from the wedding. While there, Cellbit talked about Richarlyson painting in his sleep, giving Phil one of the paintings, as it portrayed him and Chayanne. Tallulah and Phil tried to wake up Chayanne, but he wouldn’t wake up, so he hung out with Tallulah for the rest of the day. Tallulah showed Phil the turtle area at her and Wilbur’s house, appreciating all the fanart together, when suddenly BadBoyHalo arrived. He gave an album to Phil full with photos of Chayanne and Tallulah, and then the three of them revisited the flower dungeon to finally collect Tallulah’s gift. Phil and Tallulah chilled for the rest of the day, and spoke to Forever about chat toxicity and taking care of the eggs while he was away.


On Day 101, Phil and the kids, along with Ramon and Fit, adventured to complete the quests for the day, even conquering an ocean monument together.
Afterwards, they were invited to the Favela to witness Fit's haircut. Phil initially refused, but when Tallulah pleaded with him to get one, he relented. It would be a move he would soon regret.
Once Fit had gotten his haircut, Phil discovered that Richarlyson had blocked the door of the barber's shop to prevent anyone from fleeing. Resigned to his fate, Phil sat in that chair and was horrified to see he had grown a moustache, and that his hat had been sheared as well as the top of his head.
Cellbit arrived and was convinced by Pac and Mike to get a haircut. Phil (correctly) predicted that they would shave all his hair off, except for the white streak, but could not have predicted the inclusion of cat ears, to Cellbit's horror and dismay.
Once the crimes against hair were over, the group made their way to the StarBobby Cafe to celebrate Richarlyson's birthday. However, during the party, the sky darkened. Panic ensued; the eggs were teleported away, the Binary Entity was spotted hovering over the favelas, but no damage could be done to it. The Code flew towards the N.I.N.H.O., where it hovered around the outside of different parts of the building, taking photos. The members believed it was scouting out the building and blocked the windows. BadBoyHalo managed to lasso it, but was unable to trap it.
After a short while, it disappeared, but continued to take pictures while invisible and dropped apples and photos on the the players below. The party attendees believed Pomme to have been its target.July


On Day 102, Phil went on a solo adventure for a while before 2 Capybaras suddenly appeared, one of them named Senhora Neide. They certainly brightened up the journey as they explored together before Phil went to Chayanne, who had woken up. The Capybaras followed along when Phil and Chayanne did quests with Fit and Ramón, climbing tall mountains and exploring the deepest of caves. On the way back they found the renovated day-care, where they hung out for a bit before Phil put Chayanne to sleep with a scary bedtime story.


On Day 104, Starting the day, Phil realised the quests were quite hard. He decided to only wake up Chayanne, and then join Fit and Ramon in doing the quests, while Dapper tagged along too. They threatened to break rules to try to change the quests, and thankfully they were then adjusted slightly. However, they still believed the quests to be too difficult, so they started griefing The Church. To put a stop to this, Walter Bob shows up and after some consideration, he decided to change the quests to easier ones. Walter bob also cleaned up the mess they made in the church. The group went out to finish the new quests, finding Aypierre’s factory on the way. After completing most of the quests, suddenly the Binary Entity appeared yet again, giving poppies to BadBoyHalo and Phil before vanishing.


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 106, Philza grinds a bit to get a good sword for killing the ghosts the Code Entity usually spawns. Tallulah wakes up and they decorate her room in N.I.N.H.O.. They chill with Richarlyson before Phil and Tallulah build a bridge close to Tallulah’s place. BadBoyHalo appears and they chat for a bit. Phil realises he has to attend the (third) debate for The QSMP Elections, as it is part of the quests. Phil and Tallulah go to the debate, listen in, and totally pay attention while chatting with a book and quill. After doing the parts required for the quests, they head back home and end the day.


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 113, Phil goes around exploring and completing some dungeons, while on a call with Wilbur Soot. Once Phil returns, Tallulah and Chayanne wake up, and Fit and Ramon show them the renovated train station, no longer looking abandoned. They complete some quests, such going to the Art Museum and going on a fishing trip with Pierre and Pomme. Chayanne wanted to find a dungeon, so he tricked everyone into following him for an ”amazing fishing location”, but when he didn’t find any, they quickly fished in the nearest pond. All of them go to Tallulah's place for a dance competition before they head to bed.


After a fun (but ultimately disappointing loot wise) dungeon trip with Etoiles, Phil and the kids return home to finish the quests. Phil tells them a story of the adventure they just went on, where the prize was friendship (Chayanne wasn't impressed). Before going to bed, Tallulah gave Phil a book explaining her feeling from the past couple of weeks (full transcription on Tallulah's page).
After he finished reading the book, Tallulah asked Phil if he could consider her his daughter until Will came back. Phil admitted to Tallulah that had considered her his daughter since he started taking care of her. He knew that Will would be gone for a long time and wouldn't be able to be around. He was always looking out for her and made sure she was ok and looked after. He told her that he will be the 'Step in parent' until Will comes back.
Phil told Tallulah that the two of them could spend some time together, just the two of them, after he got back from his trip. With this happy realization, the two hugged, and Tallulah went to bed.

Phil wakes up and immediately starts screaming at Chayanne to wake up, worried because he needs to do the egg missions today for Chayanne to not die and no eggs are awake. Chayanne did not do any quest this week that Phil has been gone, and if he doesn’t wake up today, it’ll be over.
While he waits, he decides to go down at the spawn and sees different propaganda from the candidates for president, which do not impress him at all. During that, he remembers that Etoiles had given him materials to make a Dark Metal Axe, so he comes back to the house to make it, getting distracted with music along the way. Forgetting completely about the axe, he eventually enters the basement to find Chayanne laying on the floor with a sign saying “Here lies Chayanne” as if the kid had died. Phil laughs at first, but then he scolds his child for not waking up any of the days before even if he had promised to do so. Actually, Chayanne did not wake up, it is Tallulah dressed up as Chayanne, ready to do the tasks so her brother/uncle doesn’t die. Phil notices instantly, but decides to play along after heavily breaking the 4th wall.
Anyway, the father and “son” went for a moment to Chay’s safe place to throw an ender pearl in the stasis chamber and then back to the wall to craft the axe from earlier. He could have crafter a scythe (which does more damage) but he didn’t want to accidentally harm the eggs. Unfortunately, the materials fromEtoiles weren’t enough for the axe, so Phil decides to try his luck with Lucky Ducks. Once there, Phil mentioned off-handedly that Tallulah had actually asked him to adopt her, something that Chayanne didn’t know yet. Phil explained what had happened, that she was sad because her father couldn’t visit her. Chayanne said they all love Lullah and everyone will be there for her, even if she doesn’t get it. He also gave a quick run down to his dad of the French event they had that week. They played Lucky Blocks, Phil getting a Flutter that he caged for Tallulah. Mike, Pac and Richarlyson appear at some point and complain because Philza didn’t invite them to play, Aypierre coming to, but they started annoying Chayanne so Phil scared them away, finishing Lucky Ducks. Him and Aypierre have a conversation about Etoiles craziness and then go to Pierre’s base to see his mining machine, and there they also get a diamond termite for Lullah. Chayanne tries to convince them to go on a dungeon, but he just ends up depressed because they don’t want to risk him dying and there won’t be enough time to find one and finish it.
They eventually head back home. “Chay” and Phil check Tallulah’s rough sketch of an idea for the botanical garden, planning where to build it, coming up with ideas to tell Tallulah when they see her again. They excavate the wall to make an archway to the botanical garden until it’s finally time for Movie Night. Since it’s now time for it, they meet with Bad and Aypierre, mourning the fact that except Pomme and Richarlyson, all the rest of the eggs have single dads. From there, the conversation eventually leads to the absolute ball of chaos that Dapper is. Cucurucho appears and asks the small group to follow him to the cinema. They have to wait for a moment in front of Fit’s gym, Phil starts lifting weights counting and when Jaiden comes in, he skips from 6 to 106. Then Foolish arrives and immediately starts beef with Bad before they all go to the cinema. At the cinema, Walter Bob greets them and they all play around while they wait and Cellbit, Pac, Mike and Pomme come to the group. Movie Night starts! During the event, Maximus, Quackity and Roier come in as well.
Once the event is over, the father and son warp back to the house. They finished the egg tasks by going to the Movie Night except the one of singing a lullaby, so they both want to go to sleep. Phil tucks Chayanne in his bed and sings a made up lullaby about the Binary Code and getting revenge for it killing Tallulah. After that, Phil logs off.

The first thing Phil does is give context to the crows about the warning that was given by a code the day before. After that, he gives a quick run down of his plans for today, which are basically to chill and have a calm day. He continues building the storage room and is with that for while, digging and choosing blocks. Chayanne wakes up during the excavation and comes down to help with the work. Phil comments how everyone who built something on the walls have left it, so now they are the only ones who live on the wall! He also mentions that Forever had asked him if he would do anything like his huge Hardcore Builds, and although at first he hadn’t because he is busy taking care of the eggs, he wrote down several ideas for later construction.
Forever also appears outside and Phil goes out to add him to the allowed list so he can come inside to the basement whenever he wants. He comments to Forever that he has thought of project ideas and that, one of them, specifically, will piss off the Federation. He also tells him about what happened with the code, the threat he gave him. The brazilian doesn’t appear very scared, but he mentions some theories that he has heard about the binary codes being actually good or the order of the threats being the order they would attack. They talk about the egg protection system they have, and then they decide to go to Forever’s base. Since Chayanne found troubles warping there they walked to it and during that walk, they talk about the sweeping edge bug they discovered and the shame it was that they didn’t find it before Tilín and JuanaFlippa died.
Reaching Forever’s base, he gives them a tour of the place, explaining his future plans and showing the father and kid Richarlyson’s paintings. In their chaotic nature, they eventually went outside to show Forever the Egg Bombs, bombs used for giving heart attacks to the players with trolling. Then, they all went to Lucky Ducks to play it with Aypierre. Aypierre makes Phil trigger a mine when they finish, Forever disconnects and Phil and Chayanne go back to work on the storage room, all the while Chayanne is trying to make a create machine work in said storage. Unfortunately, he is having trouble with it and will have to ask Ramón and Dapper later how to do it.
After finishing the storage room, organizing the backpacks he’ll use as chests and enchanting his grappling hook, Phil sets on doing the egg tasks. The first one is to give the baby something with sugar, and after eating a sweet, Chayanne has a sugar rush. Then, they go to do a dungeon, exploring a lighthouse on the way to it and caging a couple parrots and a baby toucan. “More friends for us to have” he says, as if they weren’t basically kidnapping the animals jsjsjs. When they finish the dungeon, they get several stacks of mahogany logs for Tallulah
Baghera notifies everyone that the code appeared for a second at spawn, so the family decided to go back to their house. While on the basement, Phil theorizes that the reason why the codes are acting so strange is because the Federation said they wouldn’t attack during the elections, so they are growing impatient and anxious. Phil tucks Chayanne in his bed, sings him a lullaby to end the day.
Also, there is a turtle infestation at the base of the wall that Phil has to take care of.
Good bye!

Philza logs on and starts by telling the crows about how he kidnapped and took away villagers from their home off-screen. Very nice. There are also turtles everywhere that Phil has to…”despawn” (Maybe some admin realized that Phil might have been the reason for the turtle infestation). After that, he starts talking about plans he has thought of to fight the code: 1.To spawn a ton of golems, 2.To splash a potion of Turtle Master on himself, 3.Getting a crossbow that shoots fireworks and nuke him, 4.Sharpness V Great Reaper Axe (axe of dark metal) or sharpness V diamond axe with a bug that he has discovered.
Then Tallulah wakes up! There’s a moment when a turtle bites Lullah’s ankles and she pulled out a sword to kill it before stopping herself, something that amused Philza because same, girl, same. She had written a book for Phil, accompanying it with some marigold flowers. The book reads like this:
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June 23th, 2023
Papa Phil,
I had a dream…
A crow was flying (or attempting to) over Quesadilla Island, it was known by all inhabitants because constantly breaks the fourth wall and calls
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out the “floaty creative mode looking-ass piece of shit” to finally have a fight with him.
After leaving the nest, in which two eggs peacefully slept, he noticed something walking in the ground that for some reason surprised the gentle crow.
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After getting closer, he noticed.
Turtles.
And more turtles.
And more, and more, and more, and more.
They kept appearing and making nest,
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haunting the poor crow and causing him more trauma.
Nightmare stalker? Nah. Code monster? Nah. Turtles? Yikes, new fear unlocked.
”An invasive species” the crow said, while in a “human way…killed them.
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Turtles are love, turtles are life.
And my dream ended. Crazy, right? With that being said, I hope you enjoy your present! (It’s in the new storage room you created)
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With love,
Tallulah <3
(go to the storage room, come back here and read page 11 afterwards :D)
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(Ah yes, vengeance is a dish served cold. Jokes aside, watching your VOD yesterday I couldn’t stop laughing for at least 30 minutes when turtles kept spawning LMAOOOO. I will be more careful with all of them spawning and causing lag JSJJSAJS Also, I think I’ve been hanging a lot with you
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I’ve been breaking the 4th wall and idk how to feel about that HELPP)
Yes, it might have been Tallulah who put the turtles in the base. With the prank though, she lost her main backpack with Wilbur’s letters and expensive items, but they’ll work on getting it back (by asking the admins). They get some stuff back from the villagers Phil kidnapped and some from Tallulah’s dragon magic (creative mode) and go to work on her botanical gardens. He also offers his daughter to have her own room in the wall. While working on the gardens, Fit came over to visit because Ramón was nowhere to be seen. Phil took the chance to tell him about the incidents with the code monster. Eventually, Ramón joins them, and using create, he makes a beacon to help with its effects.
For a moment, Phil goes to the basement with the intention of playing the guitar and shout to get Chayanne to wake up but, of course, it doesn’t work. Ramón makes Fit and Phil two hammers that make them even more powerful than they already are.
After checking out combos with the hammers, the little group sets on doing the egg quests. When they go on a bike ride along the farm on the wall to start them, Chayanne suddenly wakes up! And instantly killed several turtles. They all go back to the bike ride. Once they reach the end of the wall, they settle on it to have a tea party and eat desserts (Two of the tasks). All the while, Forever takes the chance to enter Phil’s basement. Phil discovers that and immediately goes to check what he is doing, finding him sleeping in a bed. Forever says that he had moved in. After all, Phil gave him the keys to the house! Why else if not to move in?
Anyways, Phil goes back to the kids and Fit. They have a tea party, take a couple photos, and go to Phil’s house to tuck Lullah and Chay in bed. Chayanne is very tired and Talullah had a lot of asthma attack. Phil turned on the humidifier, sang them a bit of an aggressive lullaby, and Chayanne jumped into his bed and the moment he touched it he passed out.
Once his kids were sleeping, he went back to hang out with Fit and Ramón. Etoiles asks him to meet, so he parts from the father and son for a moment to go to spawn and meet with Etoiles. The four of them ended up regrouping because the code monster appeared to Fit and Ramón. Fit says how the code dropped a clock as a “Time is up” message, but Phil and Etoiles get excited because they are confident they will masacre the code. At that moment, Aypierre and Pomme appear and join them.
Fit crashed the server.
When they log back on, they decide to go play Lucky Ducks together. Unfortunately, Etoiles didn’t log back on until after they finished. So Fit crashed the server again to reset the time limit, and Baghera joined them.
After they finished, they got swarmed by a pack of Nightmare Stalkers. Forever, who wasn’t in the group, was quick to activate Pomme’s stasis chamber once he saw the “ttt” in the chat, so thankfully the egg wasn’t harmed. Etoiles was the one who mostly fended off the mobs since Pierre and Baghera died and Phil had to run. After hanging out a bit more, Phil ended up leaving for the night.August


Philza starts the day with joining the rescue of Felps and seeing the cut scene telling them the coordinates to head to on the rescue mission. While traveling, Missa catches up to the group and they reunite. Philza shows off the skull decoration on his backpack for Missa after Cellbit makes the connection about what the skull meant. They continued traveling and talked about where Missa has been and everything he missed. After traveling for a while, they were told of a sharestone that was at spawn so they teleported back and met up with the group.
They teleport to the edge of the Forest Maze and Philza helps fight the monsters and fake Code eggs. He gets teleported to the Ice Prison eventually to meet the new members and introduces himself. He then heads back to Spawn and meets up with Niki and helps give a tour to some of the members.
While going to show Tubbo his house, Phil sees the Arin Computer and goes to tell Bad and Cellbit about it and gives Cellbit the translations he got from Luzu/Arin a few days before. They then head to the Wall and Philza introduces Tubbo to Tallulah and confirms that Tubbo is Chayanne and Tallulah’s godfather. They then go visit Wilbur and Tallulah’s house and Tubbo geeks out over the redstone that Ramón built on the wall while walking. Phil tells Tubbo about how Tallulah is the Angst Queen and how Phil has adopted her until Wilbur comes back.
Phil argues with Tubbo about the fact that Tubbo plans to limit himself by not using backpacks or the warp stones. Phil, Fit, Tubbo, and Tallulah continue traveling and go to visit Aypierre’s Free Shit Factory and get Tubbo some supplies before continuing to show him around the area, going to La France and then the edge of the Favela. Tubbo then hijacks the TazerCraft train and they use that to go visit the Murder Mystery and Hide and Seek arenas. Niki joins up with them at the Hide and Seek arena.
They double back and show off Aypierre’s factory again and then Phil sets up backpacks for Niki and Tubbo. Etoiles meets up with them and they head back to the Wall to show off the Bunker and the connected rooms. Philza realizes that his villagers have disappeared.
Philza then explains how NINHO works and explains the “ttt” warning system. Tubbo insists that he can befriend the Code despite Phil telling him repeatedly that it isn’t possible. They head back to the bunker and Etoiles shows off his “ban-pack” and explains the illegal items in it.
Cellbit shows up and after a bit they head down to ground level and hang out with Phil and Cellbit explaining more about the Egg lives and the mysteries of the island about the Binary messages and Luzu/Arin. They hang around the Federation Tower as more and more people show up. Phil continues to hand out avocado toast to anyone he meets.
Phil, Tubbo, and Tallulah head back to the Wall and Tallulah shows him the Technoblade memorial that she built. They traveled to the end of the wall to show off the potato farm. They chat for a while until Chayanne wakes up and they head back to the house and Phil has to explain the situation of how the Egg Event partners came to be and how Phil and Missa became platonic husbands for Chayanne.
Phil introduces Tubbo and Chayanne and tells Chayanne that Tubbo is his godfather. They then start working on the Egg Quests for the day. Feeding the eggs toast with jam, going on a bike ride near the wall, and then Tubbo told the eggs a story about airplanes. Tallulah lags out briefly and Chayanne and Tubbo do some bonding over fighting potential enemies and Tubbo explains about his dyslexia. Tallulah comes back and Tubbo finishes his story. Phil shows Tubbo the paintings that Chayanne made about Quackity being his enemy. The eggs go to bed and Phil and Tubbo head back to the end of the wall and start looking for places for Tubbo to build his house.
Tubbo picks a location near the end of the wall and calls it “Tubhaus”. They explore a bit more and Phil shows Tubbo Forever’s giant circle he’s dug with a machine. Philza shows him some stuff of the ocean, explaining the danger of pirate ships and whales. They then visit Vegetta’s area and Tubbo is attacked by the turrets on the stairs.
They head back to the main area and run into Cellbit and Richarlyson. They talk for a bit before Phil heads to meet up with Missa at the wall. Phil got Missa some experience from Aypierre’s Free Shit Factory and then organized and upgraded his backpacks.
While Philza was working on upgrading a backpack, Missa was very grateful and said, “I’m going to speak low so the translator wont understand,” and then very quickly said, “I love you (platonically)”. Philza didn’t notice what Missa said as he was distracted working on the backpack.
They went back to the bunker inside the wall and continued working on the backpack. Philza finished upgrading the backpack and then helped Missa configure his controls for the backpack. They tested the backpack out and talked about Phil’s problem with avocado toast. They decorated Missa’s backpack to be similar to Philza’s but with a different type of skull. Then Missa had his first experience with the Dorime glitch and then immediately wanted to be able to play the Dorime disk whenever he wanted.
Bad, Tina, Dapper, and Pomme came to visit and they started playing Dorime together. Foolish and Jaiden showed up a bit later. They hung out on the wall for a while before Tubbo and Cellbit showed up and they witnessed Tubbo having Enderiophage creatures explode out of him. Missa attacked them with a frying pan.
Philza and Missa said goodnight to each other before ending the day.September


(Not a lore heavy day) On Day 163, Tubbo comes over with Richarlyson to Phil and tells him about Chayanne almost dying from landmines (off stream). Phil chats a bit with Fit, Pac, and Mike. Tallulah wakes up and starts working on her fruit and vegetable garden with Phil's help. While they are working, she writes a book describing what had happened the previous day. Tallulah bakes some cookies, and then they go to the museum, which had been expanded downwards to fit more art.
Afterwards, they decided to spy on Etoiles, because a spy mission was a part of the quests. He discovers them quickly though, and they all chat for a bit. Tubbo also shows up again and joins in on the conversation, telling them about the mission he got from the federation. It was to report and confiscate the illegal items from the nether that Ramon was using in his create machines. Tubbo later shows the tunnel he made with a worldeater before it got confiscated. Phil and Tallulah head back to the base, and he tells a scary story about a time he got a pizza with no cheese.
Tallulah talks with Phil about her worries about her dad Wilbur not wanting to be with her when he comes back because she's changed so much. Phil reassures her, but Tallulah doesn't seem to feel very comforted by his reply and goes to bed.

Phil wakes up and finds signs from Tallulah and Chayanne by the basement entrance. He goes down to the basement again and sees the beds, where the eggs aren’t sleeping. The floatie and hat lay on top.
Phil looks around for them in the base, believing it’s a joke by the eggs. He finds a chest with a heartfelt letter by Tallulah that she left earlier in the week, where she apologises for the way they had ended the last conversation.
Phil continues to search for his children, going to Wilbur and Tallulah’s base but he still can’t find them. After a while he goes to Fit and Tubbo and they explain what happened.
Egg Disappearance Summary: During day 169 the eggs showed up dirty and more cracked, Tallulah being in pain. None of them remembered what happened. The next day the eggs were, as above described, gone with their clothes left behind on their beds. At the same time many waystones had been stolen and put on a pentagram above forever’s house.
After getting the explanation Phil decides to lava cast the federation building with Tubbo and Fit (with mask on). After finishing the work Phil leaves a sign on top with the text ”a cage for a cage :)”. And a book saying they demand answers.
He hangs out with Fit and Tubbo before Fit has to head off. Phil and Tubbo decide to try investigate, going to the circle where tubbo and the other new members were found but don’t find anything new. They hang out with Etoiles, Fit and Aypierre before joining some others at spawn, one of those being Forever. He is acting suspiciously happy, some of the members suspecting he is on drugs. All of them chat and play some lucky ducks before Phil goes with Forever alone and he continues to act very weird, showing Phil a fake Richarlyson body in a bed. Forever demands Phil turn off the noise he is hearing. He points a gun at Phil but then drinks something and then stops acting aggressive and hearing a noise. Phil tries to steal the briefcase with the ”medicine” but the one he gets is a fake one.
Fit comes over and they talk about Forever. Free shit is open again, and a Code appears that they teleport to and fight. It escapes and Phil spreads the message about what’s happening to Forever, discussing what to do. Phil explores some stuff he missed during the week he was away, before heading to bed.

Philza woke up and went to talk with Tubbo about the situation with Forever. Soon after, Forever appeared and they attempted to make him fail the waterdrop challenge. However, Forever didn't release the totem, so the plan failed.
Later, Cellbit called Phil and BadBoyHalo to the Order for a discussion about Forever. They devised a plan to kill him and take the pills from him. Phil and BBH started setting up a trap with minecarts designed to bypass all of Forever's totems, as Tubbo suggested. BBH then called Forever to the Order to execute the trap, but it was unsuccessful.
At one point, Cellbit contacted both of them again, requesting a meeting at Chume Labs. In the abandoned laboratory, they discovered that Pac was using the same pills as Forever, but with the intention of creating an antidote. Unfortunately, the pills became highly addictive for Pac, preventing him from completing the antidote. Nevertheless, Cellbit, Phil, and BBH successfully brewed the potion by following Pac's notes. With the antidote ready, they planned for Forever to enter the Order only after passing a scan that would remove his briefcase containing drugs and warpstones. Cellbit called Forever down there, and the plan was set into motion. After the scan, they confined Forever and Pac in a cage, with Phil keeping a vigilant watch over both of them while Cellbit attempted to sober them up. Amidst the agony and screams of a now sober and hallucinating Forever, Cellbit disclosed to Phil and BBH that something worse than the codes and the Federation was responsible for the mysterious events. He had gleaned this information from Forever himself during their hallucinatory conversation, where Forever thought he was Cucurucho. Subsequently, Pac and Forever were administered the antidote, causing Forever to lose consciousness. Phil sat by Forever on the floor, and they eventually transported him to the medical area within the Order.
After that, Phil helped Cellbit and BBH to make a vaut in the Order to keep the meds safe by security blocks from the three of them.

Phil joined the server to find Chayanne and Tallulah's belongings missing from their beds. Fit and Tubbo shortly arrived to Phil's house to explain what had happened while he was gone. In short, Tubbo, Charlie, and Roier discovered all of the egg's belongings in a maze underneath the wall, surrounding a roulette wheel. After enderpearling through a gap in the barrier blocks, Tubbo spun the wheel, landing on V (Roman Numeral for 5). Lava flooded the area Tubbo was in, supposedly burning everything. Unfortunately, the maze was blocked off, which prevented them from investigating.
Phil spent some time with Fit and Tubbo at the industrialized avocado toast farm. Tubbo discovered an easier method to make bread using dough. Phil remembered how he stashed tons of dough, and ran back home to grab it.
When he entered the basement, he noticed one of his reinforced trapdoors missing. Phil glanced around the area for any holes that suggested there was an unreinforced area, but didn't pay much attention as he had to grab the dough and return it to Tubbo.
After helping out with the avocado toast farm, Phil left for a brief moment to go to The Order to see Forever, in a comatose state after he was given the antidote to the Risus Pill.
Phil (awkwardly) apologized to Forever about having to imprison and manipulate him, said he hoped he felt any better, then asked, "You could wake up at any time... right?" After some silence, Phil explained how some people in a coma could sometimes hear what people are saying next to them.
Phil, wanting to give it a try, picked up a frying pan and a giant spoon. He proceeded to bang them together, shouting at Forever "WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Phil promised that every day he gets back on, he will keep doing this until Forever wakes up. Phil left to meet back up with Fit and Tubbo.
After they checked out the Art Museum, Fit brought Phil to Ramon's elevator shaft to hold a secret meeting. Fit explained about how the Code Entities dropped a clock to Fit, making that the second time it has happened. Phil shared about the mysterious black matter he has been seeing, and encouraged Fit to keep an eye out for them as Phil speculated that they functioned as a sort of portal.
Afterwards, Fit and Phil met up with Roier, who introduced them to Firusflais. After some talking, Phil changed to his Mexico Independence Day Minecraft Skin. He brought Tallulah's maracas and flute and Chayanne's skeleton head along, because he wanted his children to participate in the upcoming fiesta in a way.
Everyone made their way to a bridge, greeted by the Capybaras. During the whole event, Phil took the role of photographer, gathering pictures for his photo album, assisted by the Capybaras to get some cinematic shots. During the party, Phil and Missa reunite.
After the party, Phil informed Missa about everything that has happened, which overwhelmed him. Missa was distraught when he learned about their son's disappearance. Eventually, Cellbit gathered everyone to The Order meeting room, and discussed that there was a timer in the maze counting down, and it will finish soon. Cellbit theorized that the maze will reopen when it finishes.
Hours go by, and the maze reopened just as Cellbit thought. Everyone made their way through the dark maze, with Etoiles, Phil, and Missa primarily keeping mobs at bay. They find a room with a story book about twelve eggs who had to navigate the maze as a test, with most dying as a result. A transmission log is also discovered, though it was replaying as people kept pressing the button.
Everyone eventually reached the center of the maze, and walked into the room that Tubbo said the roulette wheel and the egg's belongings were. However, everything was missing, except for Chayanne's floatie. Everyone believed it to be some sick joke directed towards Phil, but no one could find any additional clues. With only Chayanne's floatie to go by, everyone left the maze. Phil checked the adoption center, but to no avail. He went back to his home, and fell asleep in his chair.
Phil suddenly woke up after an unknown amount of time, disappointed to find his eggs still missing. He looked back at the hole that used to be blocked by a trapdoor, and he remembered that he never actually figured out why it was gone.
He descended down the ladder, and spotted a purple chest that he failed to notice before. The chest was filled with poppy flowers, and a book was left in the center. A short story was written about a father crow who missed the opportunity to see his fledglings. The book pleaded for him to reunite with 'us' and gave him coordinates. It also told him to go alone and leave stuff behind, as crows can fly and will travel easier without unnecessary weight. Phil realized that those coordinates were nearby his "Uppies" waypoint, around 10 thousand blocks away.
Although hesitant, he stored most of his belongings away. He kept his armor, Nightmare Scythe, his shield, glider, an instant healing potion, a stack of golden apples, a water bucket, seven arrows, noodle soup, the book containing the coordinates, and the image of Chayanne's floatie. Before leaving, he grabbed the poppy that Tallulah gave him. Phil then teleported to Uppies.
With only around 700 blocks to go, Phil jumped off the nest, with the poppy in hand. He made his way to the coordinates as fast as he could, determined that his children would be okay. Phil discovered a large bird house precisely at those coordinates, in the middle of a forest. He went inside and announced his presence, saying that his kids will be fine and they are now safe.
However, the house was empty. It was filled with birds, some in cages. Phil noticed a chest, with Chayanne and Tallulah's belongings next to it. Inside was a single book, with one sentence: "A CAGE FOR A CAGE"
Cucurucho appeared behind Phil, and laughed. Phil yelled at him, and pleaded for his eggs back. Cucurucho walked outside, placed a reinforced door, and covered it in bedrock. Phil watched helplessly, as he was trapped inside.
October


Starts by sitting at uppies and talking to his crows/his brain. Suddenly he gets thrown into a black room with three dice, where it says if you get an odd total on the three dice you win. He takes some photos before rolling the dice, accidentally rerolling one of the dice and therefore thinking he got an even total when he got an odd. After rolling the dice a ”congratulations” pops up on screen and he gets ticket 0018 (with black feathers on it). Pac and Fit meet him at spawn and Phil tells them what just happened. Fit and Phil explore to try understand what happened while they were gone/sleeping. There is now a new concrete structure and a courtroom/prison building. Fit wins a ticket, and then shows Phil what Tubbo has ”Built”” (Tubhole, a huge hole of 16/16 chunks). Fit and Phil then join Pac in clearing a dungeon.
Fred appears to interview Phil, with a bodyguard following him
(Work in progress)

Phil starts by wandering around and trying the bike race. He joins all the people at spawn and talk about everything and nothing. Etoiles tells Phil that he got his shield back from the codes but that it’s a secret. Fred leads the group to the location of the mini event and all gather to go down underneath the train tracks. Big corridor with black walls, fight mobs. Corridor leads out to a portal where there is a warp plate. There is a fed worker there along with a couple of mobs, and Phil and some others look around and find some clues. Kameto is there, seeming to have been trapped in a prison for 136 days. They continue looking around before leaving through the warp plate.
Kameto translates the book that Phil had found, and it talks about the eggs still missing and the black structures. It doesn’t seem to have much new information, just that they (whoever wrote it) don’t know much about what has happened to the eggs. Tubbo tries to drown himself because of the situation between him and Fred (he had found out Fred might be really old). They try to figure out what the book Tubbo has is about but later realise its to do with the event that already happened, they were just too late to find all three books to Fred lead them there instead.
Lots of the players race on bikes and Phil ends up third. They find black concrete around the museum but can’t find it leading anywhere. A bird spawns around Phil and he is worried he’s imagining things, but Fit tells him that he sees it aswell. Both of them go and look at some of the black concrete structures, and try to find if there are any more of them. There is also more black concrete around Wilbur’s house.
Phil talks with Forever for a bit at the graveyard before exploring alone for a bit. When going back to his house there is a bird in a cage there. He sorts all his backpacks before going to uppies where he finds black concrete. He can’t find anything specific from there and he heads off.

Talks with Tubbo, who shows the tubhole and talks about what happened between him and Fred. Forever messages Phil asking for help, saying he’s at the ”Freezer”. Phil and Tubbo go to the place where Tubbo and some other residents were found last month. Just before arriving a Guard appeared and told them they weren’t authorised to enter. They did their best to still get inside, but the guard insisted they are still within the exclusion zone and must move further. While Tubbo went in Phil distracted the guard , and asks him many questions. Phil found out the guard’s title is WB017, and gives him a horchata when the guard says his job is awful. They continue to chat even when tubbo gets teleported to spawn and Phil learns a bit, such as getting a confirmation that W stands for worker and A-D is the rank, while the number is just a number. He also learnt that WB017 knows about the Duckling but can’t say more than that. Phil met up w forever who insisted everything is fine and ended the conversation with ”hope to see you again” Talked with Baghera and finds out its not just him birds spawn around, it also happened to her. Hung out with Aypierre and Baghera when suddenly Forever died and disappeared (didn’t log off but doesn’t show up on tab). They went to the order and found that the nether portal was open, with an engine in front of it (a block with Cucurucho’s face on the side of it). Aypierre tried to go into the portal but got teleported to spawn. Baghera tells them that Forever had linked a computer to the portal, and showed Phil the books where the computer last analysed the portal. There was a small bit of black concrete close to the portal, and 2 rift stabilisers. Bad and Ironmouse joined and they all made theories. They decided to go back to where they believe is the ”Freezer”, which Roier also joins. When they got there the ice where people were frozen before was back, and they found some more rooms before some workers shot them and they teleported to spawn. Afterwards they summarised what happened for more people and joke around with being the next president and kelp cocaine. Phil heads off.


Harvests some wheat. Fit comes over. Tells Phil about some of the lore he missed:
Fit tells him about more ring structures containing another pic of eggs, this one being Richarlyson.Shows Phil the secret basement in Walter bobs house, with comp in and coords to shack. They go to hunter house where they had unlocked a secret basement. In there there were desks with computers where they got some photos and a book. One of the photos were of an unknown fed building. The book told about deaths in some laboratory and new people were being hired. Fit believes this to be a secret organisation trying to resist the Federation. Fit told Phil about some fofoca (gossip). The two big things were that Bagi believed she had a brother that she grew up with on the island and that Aypierre kidnapped Fred and Fred then admitted to having feelings for Tubbo (not 100 sure if second one is true).
Phil told Fit what happened with the nether portal during the 9th. They decided to interrupt Tubbo and Fred watching a movie. Fred heads off after a little but the others continue talking. They showed Tubbo what he missed. Phil left them and looked around to see what new locations and buildings he missed. He cleared a spider dungeon and an ocean monument he stumbled upon. Capy magic sent Fit and Foolish and the capybara Abuelito to Phil’s location. Baghera also soon after joined them. They all had an adventure with the capybara, using the lassos and capybara flying as a way of travel and clearing a couple of dungeons. Iron mouse joined them. Phil and fit collected sin apples, while the rest left the two of them. Explodes things, clears dungeons, fit leaves, more explode and dungeon.
Phil heads over to The ordo theoritas hq to meet up with Cellbit and tell him what has happened (or most things he remembers). Phil gets to pick a room in Cellbit castle, chooses death.
Phil found a book in the black chest that was by the black concrete in his basement. It had co-ords in it. They lead to the pumpkin patch for Chayanne. There was a path of black concrete to a non black chest, which had another one of the glitched images in it (this one had Chayanne on it), along with a book. Inside that book there were a second set of co-ords that lead to the flower field. The chest there contained a glitched image of Tallulah.
He met up with Cellbit and BadBoyHalo to show and discuss the images. The photos were a bit different from the rest, as they showed the actual eggs and not just the eggs’ items. They were also not in one of those big black ring structures. Tallulah’s image had a clear dirt background, while Chayanne’s image has a background that is similar to wood but very hard to see.
They also discuss the image sequence comic thing of the yellow and white people and the black hand. Cellbit, Phil and Roier go to Slimecicle and meet ”Juanaflippa” who seems to now be alive. She types weirdly and doesn’t remember much of what has happened. They look at Slime’s ticket, and he also has one with things around it, like Phil. His has slime though.
Slime’s shoulder seems to be getting corrupted similarly to Etoiles arm, and Roier, Cellbit and Phil therefore believe Juanaflippa to be a code. Cellbit tries to subtly get answers out of her. Badboyhalo also joins them. They do the ”egg tasks” which come from a book Juanaflippa gave to Slime.
Polispol and Ironmouse join them at spawn. All of them hang out for a bit before Phil has to head off.

Phil starts with some wheat harvesting. Tubbo and Fit teleport over, Tubbo panicking over a threat from ElQuackity over twitter, saying that something will happen Saturday (day after). Phil talks about what happened with Juanaflippa last time Phil saw her and also the images Phil got of Chayanne and Tallulah. They look at the art in the museum before tubbo leaves to check if he has a message from Fred. Fit and Phil hang out, walking around the server and Phil showing Fit the Juanaflippa signs. Phil decides to decorate a bit of the side of the wall while Fit cheers him on.
Jaiden joins them, and shows off the wings she was hiding before. Phil is jealous because he can’t use his wings. Cucurucho appears and Jaiden says that she completed her quest (which was to look at rhinos). Cucurocho quickly leaves. Foolish and Etoiles joins them and they and hang out. Baghera and Aypierre also joins
Phil heads out to look if his maps lead to any nice dungeons, collecting some zombie horses and other random loot on the way. While out he suddenly sees the sunbird, and tries to catch it. He keeps getting close but not close enough. Suddenly Cucurucho appears. He hands Phil a document, asking him to do a quest. Inside the book it Phil is asked to invade 3 dungeons of his choice. Phil says okay to the task so Cucurucho leaves.
Phil continues chasing after the sunbird, trying everything but failing regardless. After an hour more of chasing it the admins take pity on him and spawns more around him, one of them in a box Phil built and he catches that sunbird. He names the bird Dumbass. After that he looks around for some dungeons that he loots for the quest. After exploring he heads home, and gets the reward from Cucurucho (a god apple, 32 gold apples, 3 totems and 15 duck coins). Phil sleeps at Uppies.

After waking up today Philza noticed huge veins of black concrete along the walls of the federation building and, on the streets, surrounding spawn as well as Fit talking to a strange new entity, Cucuruchito. After checking some places for more signs of his eggs, he finally spawned his Mini-Me and did its first task. Returning to spawn he met up with Tubbo and Fit, who took him to investigate the 3 dead bodies of federation workers.
They spend time questioning Cucuruchito but to no avail. The AI gave confusing and weird answers, so they left it to be on its own to play Lucky Ducks.
When Phil went to look for raw iron for his Mini-Me task, he dug into a huge empty room under spawn and after a while, Cucurucho came to visit him and gave Phil a task to make an aquarium, which he accepted.
He ventured out to find sea animals and sand together with Fit and finally started construction of the aquarium, he made 5 tanks with animals far too large for their enclosures. Despite the immorality, Cucurucho approved of the task and gave Phil his well-earned 5 stacks of rainbow glass and duck coins. Phil then fell asleep in his chair at Uppies.

Philza woke up today at Uppies, and after returning to his home, he immediately noticed that the amount of black concrete had grown greatly, now infecting not only more of the wall, but also all the rooms in N.I.N.H.O. From the hotel, he also spotted something weird he hadn't seen before through the windows of the crop farm underneath his base. Vines of all sorts covered the walls and windows. When investigating the crop farm, he found multiple more abnormalities. On the wall was a picture of an animal skull, next to it a book and quill in an item frame.
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Long ago, there was a child of the sky…
whose feathers were as dark as the night, of wings that span across the heavens.
He would take flight, possessing an unwavering spirit and journeying through the unknown with a brave heart.
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Day by day, he overcame trials and tribulations, an unwavering soul.
But one day the sky became silent…
Those who looked up would be met with endless blue.
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There was not a flutter of wings nor the melody of a voice that I recalled long ago.
I could sense the bleeding heart of the one I once knew, far, far away.
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Oh child of the sky, do you recall those memories of your journey?
Have faith, there is a way. We will meet once again in a place long lost.
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It's not important who I am, but know that I am here for you and I will guide you on this perilous journey.
This freaked Philza out a lot, and asked Fit and Pac for help, but when he tried showing what he had just seen in his basement, it had all vanished without a trace. Even the picture he took and the book he had taken into his inventory had disappeared. Phil questioned the validity of his memory, thinking he must've been imagining things again. Luckily though, the two believed everything Philza said he had seen. They theorized that the book could be about a past version of Phil.
To take Phil's mind off of this weird experience, Fit and Pac invited him to finish the dungeon they had been doing. Phil agreed. Afterwards they explored the biomes surrounding the dungeon some more. Then Philza went on alone to do the Mini-me tasks of Little twat and Little shit.
After checking if anything changed back at the crop farm multiple times, he returned to his dream spot, where he previously renamed the waystone as 'this was not real. stop.', and renamed it again, this time as 'this was actually real?'. Phil then fell asleep at the Garden of Hope and Music.

November


Philza spent the morning completing tasks for his mini-mes and organising his backpacks.
Whilst Phil was completing the tasks for the mini-mes, he decided to go to Eggxile to find Cypress logs for the task. He sees the code blocks scattered all around Eggxile and decides to take a block and put it straight into his backpack. Phil looks at the code blocks scattered around Eggxile and deciphers the name of the block. The block name was “01010011 00110001” which deciphered to “S1”. He was figuring out what S1 meant. Phil was thinking that it could either be “season 1” or “stage 1” and then decided to look at every block in the area just to check if they are all the same block which it was. Phil checked the Lush cave area to see if the same block was spread there. Phil thought of alerting Fit when he had the chance to. Phil continues to look around the area to find the Cypress log that he needs. He was not successful in finding the log. He takes a picture of Eggxile to show Cellbit and leaves the area.
Phil warps to the Big Phantom Factory with the map that he found in his backpack at the beginning of the stream. He decided he was going to follow the map. Phil continued to explore a dungeon. After that he goes to the Big Phantom Factory and meets Fit there to show him his big stick. Whilst Phil shows Fit his stick, Fit shows Phil his master broom. Then Phil shows Fit the picture of Eggxile and both decide to go and see Eggxile in person. After exploring the area, Phil and Fit return back to Big Phantom Factory. They decide to hang out there and explore the nearby areas.
After exploring, both Phil and Fit go visit the location of the Halloween event. Upon arrival, Phil explained that the location of the Halloween Event was the same location that Chayanne and Phil found whilst adventuring a long time ago and said that this was the same location where he found a distorted picture of Chayanne. After explaining that, Phil continues to show the area to Fit about what he missed during the Halloween Event.
For the rest of the stream, he continued to hang out with Foolish, Bagi and Fit for the rest of the stream and showcased the Eggxile area. Then he did an Irish Goodbye and got home safely.
During this stream, he did his 365 day Duolingo in Spanish.

Philza wakes up and explains to chat that he rearranged his backpacks off stream. He picks up a book from his backpack and explains to chat that a capybara gave him a book at the Halloween Event on how to make fireworks. Phil plans to make rockets as soon as Chayanne comes back and would like to light the fireworks off at the Halloween event area so that it feels that Chayanne was there the whole time. Phil also spent the time max levelling up the mini-mes and giving the mini-mes weapons to fight.
Phil travels to the Big Phantom factory and makes gear that can be decent enough to use. He meets up with Fit at the Phantom Factory and they decide to go and explore the neighbouring areas. After that, they decided to go to the Dia de Muertos event area. As they go to the area, Fit explains to Phil that the eggs that died came back just for one night. Fit mentions that Tilin, Trump, Bobby and Juanaflippa attended the event.
Phil and Fit arrive at the Dia de Muertos event area and explore the area. There he visited the Ofrendas of Juanaflippa, Bobby, Tilin and Trump. Then Phil saw Technoblade’s Ofrenda with Fit and paid respect to Technoblade, who was a dear friend of Phils. Phil and Fit continue to explore the Dia de Muertos area. They visit the fallen eggs museum. Later they continue to explore the area.
After hanging out at the area, they return to spawn and continue to hang out there whilst Cucuruchito keeps interrupting the conversation. Phil then sees someone run past him. Only to find out upon going to the Federation building that it is Forever. Forever was holding a gun at them. Forever was freaked out by the camera sounds but Philza and Fit reassured him that it was Phil that was holding the camera and taking pictures of the Dia de Muertos event. Forever then explains that he was in the nether. Both Fit and Phil update Forever on what had happened since he was gone. Then they all go to the Dia de Muertos area and showcase to Forever the area. During this time, Pierre joins them to hang out.
They all return to spawn and meet up with the Capybaras. Then they all follow the capybaras to go and celebrate Guy Fawkes Night. Once the event is over, they have a mini celebration for Niki’s Birthday. After that, Phil sorts out his photo albums and returns home. Never mind, he went back to the Big Phantom factory. He returns home to put stuff away. Phil goes to Uppies and talks to the Crows. Phil is worried for tomorrow and will accept whatever happens that happens .Phil falls asleep in the chair dreaming about the eggs. Let’s hope he can bring his children home.

Philza wakes up in Uppies , quite stressed and worried about the event that lies ahead of him. He is sitting on the side of the wall, watching and waiting for the event to begin. Then, he decides to meet up with the residents at spawn and catch up with them. They discuss their tickets and what they think is coming next.
Suddenly, Cucurucho shares a video for the members to collectively watch. The video discusses the weather on Quesadilla Island and tells the residents that they are all going to be relocated to a different island whilst Quesadilla Island is under maintenance. This new island promises “a piece of heaven, with amazing weather, sunny days, and so much fun”. The video then cuts to an ominous message from Cucurucho, telling them that if they want to stay on Quesadilla island, then they better be prepared to explain to their egg children that they don’t love them enough to come see them. The background during this time displays different images of the eggs covered in dirt and roughed up in an unknown location.
After the video ends, Philza and his friends continue to theorize and mingle together at Spawn. During this time, Etoiles takes the time to remind Phil that he will always have his back, and Fit breaks into the train station with Phil, reminding him to stay cautious about what is to come. Philza finds Cellbit in the crowd, and brings him aside to give him some photos of the Halloween event. Then Foolish, Baghera and Fit join the conversation, and the group comment on how “Jacked” Cellbit has become with his new outfit. Philza asks Cellbit for permission to squeeze his biceps. After squeezing them, Phil compliments them even more stating its rock solid.
Suddenly their conversation is stopped by the sounds of the train rattling down the track, and the residents quickly run to board it. They drive away, back through the nether portal that once brought them to Quesadilla island. When the train stops, the residents find themselves in a new train station.
New Island, New Teams
Philza is met with an echoing train station and an endless red sky. The residents reconvene, exploring the station and playing with the echo of the large space. A new video startles everyone, showing the residents split into three teams: Blue, Red, and Green. Philza is on Red, alongside Foolish, Cellbit, Slime, Jaiden, Baghera, Felps, Carre, Wilbur, German, Vegetta, and Willy. Phil exclaims in despair that half of his team haven’t been seen in a long time. In the same video, the group is made aware that DanTDM and Spreen are permanently dead. Phil and the rest of the players are shocked to hear the news.
Phil and his team are sorted into a different area than the other residents, and they talk and banter together. Philza notices that there is a gateway in their area that drops them into a dome-like arena. Red team theorizes that this will be a competition, and they will be fighting the other teams. They are cut off by another video. This time the Duck greets them, and explains that Quesadilla Island is undergoing maintenance for two weeks. The duck mentions that there are multiple federation islands, and now the residents get to tick “getting off Quesadilla Island” off their bucket lists. The Duck is cut off, and the video then shows the image of a tall, all black figure. This figure enters a room with many monitors. Next, they are shown what appears to be a heart monitor of all the eggs, dead and alive. Phil is still concerned for his son, Chayanne, but is glad that he is still alive on the monitor. However, a beeping overtakes the screen, and their heart rate increases. The crowfather grew even more concerned for his children. The video cuts back to the all-black figure, finally panning up to his head and revealing the singular huge eye in the center of his face. Purgatory has officially begun!
Into the Arena
The barrier between the team and the gateway disappears, and Phil’s team is finally given the opportunity to jump out and glide to the ground. Some players fail to deploy their gliders in time and take a hard fall. The team members that are online, Phil, Foolish, Cellbit, Slime, Jaiden, Baghera, and Carre, begin to explore the dome they find themselves in. Philza and Cellbit see two merchant NPCs in the distance and approach them. One of them gives the team missions, and the other one sells them unique items. The teams are then instructed to choose a team leader. During this decision, all members of the team are given their own personal MDA (Mobile Disaster Analyser) system, which shows them updates on time, missions, and disaster information.
The red team collectively agreed that Phil has a lot of leadership qualities and minecraft experience, and they elect Philza to be their leader. They all throw name suggestions: Boobs and Balls. Then Jaiden suggested Bolas. Everyone collectively agreed that the team should be called BOLAS?!???!?.
The team continue exploring and progressing in the game, mining and setting up a base in their area of the new island. Whilst setting up base, the team receives their first Natural Disaster: Dehydration. This disaster gives everyone on the team an additional Hydration bar above their Hunger Bar. This new bar requires someone to drink water or another drink every so often, as to not die of dehydration. Soon after, they experience another disaster, Spoiled Food, which adds a shelf life to every food item in the game. If the timer on the food runs out, the food is no longer safe to eat. This time can be extended or frozen using a Fridge bought from the merchants.
Soon after, everyone receives a video to watch. A red eye begins talking on screen calling the members sinners, murderers and vermin. He explains that the island used to be a cute place called Egg Island. He explains the rules of Purgatory, and the different ways that teams can earn points to win on individual days. Philza and the rest of Bolas are not confident in Red Team’s chances of success. This mysterious eyeball also introduces them to the idea of the Cursed Team: if this team loses then everyone’s lives will be lost, along with the eggs. Also at every hour a random fun surprise that will make everyone lose their mind. Philza and his team are not confident in their chances of winning the event.
The team continues to explore and try to get resources in the area around them. They make a small wheat farm and mine trees, trying to collect stone in the area. They soon find out that the wooden pickaxe is bugged, and after it is resolved, they continue to gather resources. The team breaks out of their dome, and continues to explore the area. Phil makes a boat and journey’s off the island, discovering how large their own island is, and the surrounding area. Along the way he picks up some good tips and tricks, such as the spoil time of food stacking if you cook it and leave it in a furnace. Phil begins to explore south in his boat, leaving the confines of the island and exploring naturally generated structures.
Phil decides to head back to the island and regroup with his team. Suddenly, he’s jump scared another new natural disaster: Reverse Controls, which changed his controls for a period of time. Phil returns home and is met by the rest of the Bolas team. Cellbit approaches him with Bings explaining that the team can earn bings from missions, and use them to purchase stuff at the shop NPC. The team shares resources with each other including armor, blocks, water and food for each other to survive. The team all go off to explore again. Along the way, the team encounter new natural disasters every so often, such as Unlucky Minerals
During this time, Slime, who is exploring alone on a separate island, is ambushed and killed by Badboyhalo. This makes the team aware that other people can see their names on the map, and they all disable their names so as to not reveal their location to other teams. Phil goes back out on some solo exploring, to check the area and gather materials for personal tasks and missions. Unfortunately for team Bolas, they were a little too late to hide their locations on the map, and it became clear that people knew where they were.
Team Soulfire members Tubbo, Badboyhalo, and Niki, show up to the Bolas base and begin to attack the members. Phil, who was far away at the time of the attack, starts to boat back to base. Carre kills Tubbo and Niki, chasing back other members of the blue team.
Phil has made his way back to the base with lots of loot, and drops things off with the rest of the team. At the same time, Charlie overhears that the other teams are turning in a bunch of global quests at the volcano in the center. At the same time, Bad appears at their base to attack and is killed. The team then makes a rush to the center volcano to submit global quests. The team is confident after their other battle successes that they can beat the teams at global.
They arrive at spawn and engage in combat with Team Soulfire, killing Tubbo and Aypierre. The team waits and claims some of the global quests, moving them from last place to second. Phil and the rest of Bolas then split up to gather more materials and supplies, some staying at global, some going back to the base. Tubbo, Badboyhalo, and Pierre once again come to global spawn to attack the team members. They kill Aypierre and steal items for the quest. They continue to grind, but unfortunately while Phil and the rest of the team are spread out, Carre, Jaiden, and Cellbit are ambushed and killed by Green, Baghera killed by Blue, and Slime killed by some mobs. While attempting to regroup, Badboyhalo and Tubbo once again appear at Red’s base to kill the team members. They get a couple kills on their weakened team members before Tubbo dies while fleeing.
In an attempt to claim one final global task, Phil and Slime run back to Global spawn to turn in the apples quest. While this is happening, Bad once again returns to Red’s base and kills Jaiden. When Phil gets to global spawn, they find Green team already there. Phil turns in the apples, but is attacked by Fit, Bagi, Etoiles, and Antoine. He is killed by Etoiles while running away from spawn, leaving him back at his base with nothing.
Philza then decides to head south and look for naturally generated structures in the ocean. At the same time, the optimism and team energy has plummeted greatly, leading the red team into yelling rants about their situation and the future. They realize that there is no true way out of the island. Phil is able to loot some of the shipwrecks and ruined portals, but not many more the future structures become overrun with hostile mobs. Philza turns back to the island, suggesting that they might be the cursed team. The team continues going down their rabbit hole of despair, suggesting things such as spending all their time building houses, killing the eggs, or just waiting around for the end to come. The rest of Red team begin throwing themselves into the fire to die, taunting the other teams in the chat, and asking for ridiculous requests. They eat their only potato, screaming and crying into the air.
The Bolas leader returns back from his exploration to witness his team just collectively still losing their minds even more. They are just Casualonas’ing around their team spawn. Philza joins them in the dance before returning to the starter home and unloading the resources he gained into the chests. Cellbit begins to build a house and Phil joins him. They continue to rant about their own team vs the other teams, and analyze the leaderboard some more. They all discuss what else to build, Foolish suggesting to build a statue and Cellbit wants to build a top secret organization and call it Ordo Theoritas. Baghera and Philza dual over saplings and completing quests. The rest of team Bolas continue to get more intense and crazy, killing each other and yelling into the void.
Phil, Jaiden, Charlie Slimecicle and Cellbit sit in a circle at that house they built. They all begin to confess things. Cellbit confesses that he killed all those Cucurucho workers. Foolish yells back at Cellbit, complaining that he just blurted it out after all the work Foolish put in to make sure he didn’t get caught. Slimecicle confesses that the egg that he was hanging around with lately wasn't his daughter. Jaiden confesses saying that she’ll stab anyone in the back for Cucurucho. Foolish confesses that he clogged Philza’s toilet three months ago. Philza questions Foolish if he was the same person that left the tap running when Phil left for a week.
They continue to confess things, discuss the dead members such as DanTDM, and plan how they are spending Purgatory these next two weeks. The team continues to have a conversation in that circle, talking about the roller coaster of a day they had, and expressing joy about how happy they are with their team dynamic. Then the team collectively falls asleep.

Philza appeared on Day 2 of Purgatory on Slime, Cellbit, Jaiden, Foolish, and Baghera’s Streams. He appears to them for a quick chit chat and offers leading and guidance over call. The rest of Team Bolas spend some time catching Phil up on how the day is going.
Phil becomes the guy in the chair for his team, offering advice and raising team morale. Slime explains to Phil that they are planning on becoming a gas mask cult. Foolish and other members tell him about how low they are on the team leaderboard. Phil also likes the idea of the team creating a safe space on the map where people can talk and discuss important issues such as the cursed team. Phil gives advice to Cellbit about how to fish effectively for treasure or trash loot tables. Phil tells his team that they are doing a good job! He further explains that the team should play their way.
Phil continues to discuss with Cellbit on building the fishing spot. After explaining it, Phil says again that he's proud of his team. The team is struck by a natural disaster: Reverse Controls. Phil continues to give his team words of motivation, encouraging them with new strategies and advice.
Throughout this time, Phil is switching through his different teammates POVs, offering specific advice and praise when needed: advising Cellbit on fishing and enchanting, advising Slime and Jaiden on mining and exploring, and Baghera on building an XP Mob Farm. He and the rest of the team are sad to see that Foolish died in a 1v1 stick fight with Etoiles.
Phil changes to Charlie’s stream and looks at his inventory in game, advising him to go home with the amount of ores that he has. Charlie doesn’t want to. He wants to continue mining. Phil begs Slimecicle to go home and get more water, but Slime refuses, so Phil instructs him on making his own water bucket for the cave. Phil tells Slimecicle to go back home and put his stuff away. Charlie ignores and continues to mine. Charlie has gone insane in a cave. He has begun with a water bucket clutching in the cave. Foolish hypes him up and Phil is left to question their sanity. The Bolas Leader gives up trying to control Slime in the cave.
Cellbit realizes there are no green team members awake which could be a good time to raid the green team’s base. Phil gives the go ahead to do so.
The team continues to do their tasks at hand. Phil advises Jaiden to go fishing if she had nothing to do and Jaiden does so. Phil was feeling sleepy and decided to go to bed. After telling Slimecicle to keep digging, Baghera to keep building and Jaiden to keep doing Jaiden things. After giving advice on tasks that Team Bolas could do and boosting team morale, Phil goes to sleep.

Phil wakes up in the early morning, the only member of Team Bolas awake at this time. After the chaos of the first day, Phil is practically starting from scratch. He takes this time that he’s alone to reorganize the base and make more food. His plan for today is to avoid everyone else like the plague. While he would normally hang out with people and ask if they need help, he’s going to avoid the other teams and stick to himself and his teammates today. He also takes the time to get a gas mask for himself to fit in with the rest of his team.
Phil sails away to another part of the island and heads underground to mine, intent on getting lots of iron, gold, diamonds, and hopefully full gear. While in the mines, Phil’s outfit and skin get torn up and dirtied. After a bit, he is struck by the Natural Disaster: Hunger. This disaster not only makes the players hungrier, but also makes all nearby mobs hungry. This gives them speed and increased damage. Phil gets into a fight with a Petriman and a Chicken that almost kill him. He decides to hide for the duration of the disaster and warn the rest of his team of the danger. After it ends, he continues mining and also grabs some obsidian. After mining for another hour, Phil encounters another new Natural Disaster for him: Toxic Gas. Luckily for him, he is well prepared with his two gas masks for what is to come. He sees people on the other teams, Aypierre and Etoiles, dying to the gas, and reinforces his decision to not interact with them, positively or negatively, at all.
After the gas clears Philza heads out of the caves and back to the base, handing in the obsidian personal mission and smelting the ores he got. At some point, Phil notices Tubbo sleuthing around their base and leaves the area so as to not attract attention. When he returns, Foolish joins him in the base. Phil catches him up about the progress he’s made, gives him toast, and recommends they leave the hidden base in case Tubbo returns. Foolish compliments him on his rugged appearance, and the two discuss relocating their valuables for the safety of their items, since Tubbo likely knows of their secret area.
Soon enough, Tubbo comes up outside of their secret area to talk to them through the wall. He asks them if he can buy their enchantment table for diamonds. Phil says that it’s hard to trust them after he and Bad ended up spawn killing Charlie the day before. Tubbo admits that he doesn’t condone Bad’s actions entirely, but Phil and Foolish aren’t impressed with his excuses. After some more banter back and forth, Tubbo offers to do a 1v1 with them, but the bolas members decline the offer. They leave the base and confront him with their gas masks on, telling him to leave the area and get off Bolas land. Tubbo, as a show of good faith, warns them that Bad might come through the area later in order to pick up his items that he lost after dying to the gas. The three joke about Bad’s bloodthirst and how despite Tubbo being the leader of Team Soulfire, he doesn’t have much control over him. Phil ends up showing off the sword wound he got from Etoiles in his back. Tubbo leaves the area after Cellbit joins the server, fearing a 3v1.
Baghera joins as well, instantly dying to a zombie in the night. Cellbit is bragging about destroying Green’s to them, exasperating Phil. Baghera joins the group with them, crying in despair and talking about leaving the QSMP. The reverse controls natural disaster that starts only add to the madness. Cellbit joins their talk and brags about making enemies with everyone else, talking about their freedom now. They want to be the wildcard in this game. Cellbit continues strategizing with the rest of the team, telling them about gathering missions and strats.
The four members of Team Bolas grab the most important items in their storage area and plan to adventure west to try and find a new area for a base. Phil during this time accepts new personal tasks, and is alarmed to see that he must kill Aypierre. While the team is still gathering resources before their journey, Etoiles appears at the red base to attack them. The team engage in a 4v1, made more difficult by the phantoms in the area. Etoiles kills Foolish and Cellbit before fleeing. Phil pursues him, but is surprised by BadBoyHalo and Aypierre pursuing them as well. Phil turns to fight them, managing some impressive axe crits to kill both blue team members in a 1v2. The rest of Bolas has stopped to talk with Etoiles, and Phil gets his teams’ attention to loot the bodies.
Etoiles offers Phil a fair 1v1 but Phil declines because Etoiles has better gear and he does not want to give them the upper hand on points. Phil claims his quest on killing Pierre, and helps Baghera and Foolish turn in some quests as well while Cellbit logs off for the time being. The team regroups and gathers more food and materials.
The three of them begin to travel northwest away from their spawn in order to find a new area to set up base. They find a new area in the mountains of the center island, branching off of an already existing cave area. The team moves their items in and organizes the space. They also work on crafting the required items for the Contracts at Global. Phil, Foolish, and Baghera spend the next while completing personal missions and buying items for the Contracts. After gathering materials, the three head out to the Global Spawn in order to turn in the personal contracts. They claim some of the global tasks, putting them barely in First place over the other teams. While leaving the spawn, they spot members of Blue and Green, Etoiles, Fit, Tubbo, and BadBoyHalo, fighting at spawn. Although they are excited about the fight, the three chose to leave the area instead of third party-ing. While traveling, they are attached by Aypierre with a chainsaw, and the team are surprised by the damage and strength of it. They kill Pierre quickly and continue back to their new base, regrouping.
At this point, Bolas has caught onto the other teams strategy of using tea as a source of food and hydration. The group then start discussing the upcoming event that they must prepare for, making toast, gathering supplies, and mining the surrounding cave. After a bit, the group is shown a vision from The Watcher, explaining the upcoming event, “Egg Wars”. In this event, each team will be given a set amount of time to build a stronghold in which they will place a temporary egg. They will have to place that egg in their base and keep it alive for their duration of the event. The first team to kill an egg will get the most points, but there will also be points for whoever has the best looking base.
Following the vision, Team Bolas convenes, now with Cellbit again, and starts discussing strategy and plans for the event. During this time, the team experiences the Quicksand Natural Disaster for the first time. The team are theorizing about the rules and strategies, but they all agree that they would like to win the prettiest base of all the teams. When Phil briefly mentions logging off, Cellbit and the rest of the team beg him to stay on for his remaining time.
Phil spends most of his time boating around, exploring, gathering more materials, and strategizing with his team about the event. He starts by heading north in search of bamboo. He finds it and also explores the newly discovered jungle island. He figures out that during the creation of the custom terrain, there is a lot of string placed on bamboo in order to make it stop growing. He continues harvesting resources from the island.
Now that it is later in the day, the majority of the players online are apart of Team Bolas. Phil heads back from the jungle island to the original Bolas base to pick up Cellbit and Baghera after they died. During this time, both of them jokingly refer to him as “Dad” expressing their impatience. While Phil is back near the original mob farm at the base, he falls into a ghost block and lava trap, but is able to stop himself from dying. He then rejoins Cellbit at the mission NPCs, helping him kill mobs and turn in personal tasks. While grinding, the Hunger Natural Disaster starts during the nighttime. Cellbit and Phil are ambushed and killed by mobs. Phil spends the rest of the event hiding in a hole, and the team mocks BadBoyHalo for logging out during the event. Carre joins during the event and is killed, joining them at their spawn. They regroup themselves and give Carre the new base coords, and Phil heads back to the new base location.
Phil spends the next bit preparing supplies and items for the tasks for the rest of his team to turn in at the end of the day. Phil crafts a speed boat and travels to the jungle island once more to retrieve chickens and turn them in for the personal missions. Although he briefly struggles to turn them in, he gets them in before the end of the day. Phil uses his remaining time to buy some more tea for the global quests and bring them back to the new base for the rest of the quests. There is a quick conversation where Phil, Foolish, Cellbit, and Baghera discuss the different social meanings of the words “Dad vs. Daddy”, and come up with examples in their languages. Phil also learns that the elevator Cellbit set up to hide their items can be heard from the surface. After some quick final setup and assisting tasks, and giving the team strong words of motivation, Philza runs out of time for the day.

Philza comes to in purgatory as the first member of his team awake. He’s in their new base in the mountains, and takes some time to organize his surroundings and get his bearings. He’s saddened by the amount of spoiled food and disorganized chests. He resets his spawn point in the base, as per the new update. He checks out the Global Contracts for the day, seeing that they are all different kinds of food. While debating what to do for the day, he is hit with his first Natural Disaster of the day: Earthquake. In response, Phil flees the underground base as fast as he can to avoid the falling blocks. He is affected by the Earthquake Nausea effect, which gives him actual motion sickness and makes traveling harder. After the Earthquake ends, he takes the time outside to kill animals and reads up on how to cure the nausea. He needs tea, the kind bought from the missions NPC to fix it, but unfortunately there isn’t one in the base.
Foolish joins, although not in the same base as Phil. The heavens above gift Phil a tea to get rid of his nausea, to his relief. While doing some cooking and organizing, Phil comes to the realization that the spoiled food they have can still be used in crafting recipes, and by crafting it, the expiration timer is reset. He spends some time recrafting and recycling their expired food. Afterwards, he heads out towards the original red island spawn to visit the npcs. He plans to buy items for upcoming disasters in advance, so Red Team will be ready when the time comes. He arrives at the old base, checking for any items that might still be useful. While at the old base, Phil takes the time to build a small cobbled deepslate house, which he labels with the sign: “bads house (he fudging lives on our island wtf) RENT IS DUE”. He does a few things with the missions NPC before heading back to base, calling Foolish.
After Foolish jumpscares him by joining the call, the two of them catch up on their duties for the days. Phil tells him about the food crafting exploit, and Foolish talks to him about the area he is building. Phil warns Foolish of the danger of earthquakes in their new base. They also take some time to admire Jaiden’s resilience the previous day, even with all her deaths and plays. Back at the base, Phil starts making items for the quests. Foolish returns to the base as well, showing Phil some updated things like a fortune pickaxe and enchantment setup. He also informs Phil of using horses to get around on land quicker. Foolish lends Phil his own horse, and he travels back to the original red island to visit the missions NPC.
While there, the Natural Disaster “Unlucky Minerals” starts. Phil listens to Foolish gaining riches and success while mining back at base. It ends, with great success, and the two continue to chat. Phil works on killing mobs throughout the night. While back at the Red Base, he discovers their new border-protected spawn area towards the southeast of the island. He kills a bit more, and upon heading back to their base, discovers a sea turtle at the top of the savanna mountain. Phil laughs and takes pity on it, putting it in a cage to release later. He claims that, “Just cause we’re in purgatory doesn’t mean I’m just gonna leave turtles high and dry on top of a fucking mountain.” He gets back to the base and works on gathering materials for the personal and global missions, focusing on things like toast, leather, arrows, and carrots.
After a quick break, Phil comes back to another Earthquake. Before he could evacuate the base, the disaster damages all the cows he put in the base. Phil fled the base, sad, and started looking for more cows and horses to kill for leather. After returning, Phil was happy to find all 3 cows still alive. He started cleaning up the base after the earthquake. While in their secret lava elevator base, Phil is jumpscared by a goblin trader. He puts it in a boat, and starts replacing the roof with slabs to see if that will prevent some earthquake damage. Phil continues to work on toast and carrots for the quests.
While making a quick trip out to get more leather, Phil stumbles across the portal to spawn that sits on the edge of Red Spawn island. Foolish warns him that it was previously lava trapped, and Phil elected not to go through it. He returned to the missions NPC to turn in toast and other quests, killing bulls in the area. While killing mobs, a Radioactive Storm begins, and Phil uses his trusty umbrella to avoid getting dissolved. It ends, and he takes a quick detour to smelt glass for a new water bottle, since the storm destroyed the one he was using. He takes note that despite the amount of people one, there are not many global quests being claimed.
While out exploring in a boat, a vision appears to them of The Watcher He states that they only have 1 day remaining to prepare, and only 1 team has actually started to prepare and build a base: Team Bolas. The Eye commends them for their effort, and unique name, and progress. He informs them that they will receive the egg to place in their base on the 9th, and then the battle will be on the 10th. Phil and Foolish are hype about being acknowledged, even more so that they got the eye to say the word “Bolas”.
Phil continues heading north in his speedboat, exploring the coast of the center island. He comes across Blue’s outside farm and base, passing Tubbo who is fishing. Upon spotting him, Tubbo immediately flees. Phil is confused about this, but instead of pursuing, harvests and replants the carrots in their farm. Tubbo asks if he wants to talk, but declines because BadBoyHalo will show up and bow him. Tubbo asks why he’s here then, and Phil just claims that he’s planting more carrots for him. He does, harvesting and replanting carrots, potatoes, and tea. Once finished, he hops back in his boat and continues heading west. He tells Tubbo that he left the area with no ill intent, saying “We still have our humanity intact”.
While in the boat, the next disaster, “Inventory Shuffle” starts. While circling the area of Blue’’s spawn island, Phil pitties them. “No wonder they’re all cold and bitter”. He wants to melt their icy hearts. Phil continues exploring, tracing the world border that’s around the area. Baghera joins the server. Phil stumbles across Rainbow Jellyfish in the water, and kills them for their rainbow jelly, planning to use it later. After making the journey, Phil and Foolish reiterate that, with how long it takes to get to blue base, it’s insane that they kept coming to red base in the first days. Baghera joins the call, and the both of them start to update her on what's been going on in the day.
Phil tries to convince his team to have “immaculate vibes”, telling them that they should avoid killing people and be generous. But he also acknowledges that his second in command, Cellbit, likely has a completely opposite philosophy than him, and Phil is okay with that. Toxic Gas begins, and the team celebrates. Donning their gas masks, Phil heads back to red spawn to pick up Baghera. He meets her, and the two of them head back to their mountain base. They spend some time organizing materials, and Phil crafts more toast sandwiches and carrot crates. Baghera is slain by an enderman, and while Phil attempts to help her get her stuff back, the Hunger Natural Disaster strikes them. Baghera dies to fall damage again, and Phil began boating around to avoid the hungry mobs. While boating, Phil was swiftly killed by a cachalot whale. Startled, Phil decides to wait out the disaster in the bunker with Baghera.
Once the disaster ends, Phil makes a quick dash out to retrieve his body. After everything recovered, Baghera and him head out to red’s spawn to retrieve her earlier body. Phil then heads out on his own north. He declares that once his time is up, Cellbit is left in charge, and Bolas should do whatever he says. At this time, Cellbit joins them. Phil arrives at Blue’s outside farm and begins to harvest all of their carrots for the quests. He also looks their their chests for materials, taking a saddle, straw hat, and potato crates. Cellbit informs the team of a strategy he noticed yesterday: the power of tea. Phil then also harvests the tea from Blue’s farm. After taking his fill, he boats back to the base, explaining their strategy and plans for the day to Cellbit. They are struck with the reverse controls while heading back, much to the chagrin of team bolas.
When Etoiles logs in for the day, Phil tells Cellbit that they want Green team to win today, or at the very least, for Blue team to lose. Cellbit agrees with this idea. Suddenly, the team sees that Fit killed Tina, Tina complains in the chat that Fit didn’t even give her a chance to talk. Phil then suggests that maybe they can have a rule, where if you type “t” in chat, that means the other person wants to have a conversation. Fit then makes fun of Phil, saying “So called “anarchists” when the server is anarchy”.
In his remaining time, Phil continues to craft quest items for the rest of his time, smelting bread, gathering milk for butter, harvesting carrots, etc. As the time ticks down, Baghera begs him to use the accounts of other people on the team to bypass the timer. Laughing, Phil denies the request. He explains to the rest of the team the ways to craft the quest items so that they can continue in his stead. Nearing his final seconds, Phil tells the team that he believes in them. As Cellbit gives him a hug and Baghera begins attacking Phil with a chainsaw, Phil runs out of time for the day.
SUMMARY IN PROGRESS

SUMMARY IN PROGRESS

SUMMARY IN PROGRESS


Phil wakes up and is instantly met with the devastating sight of the beds of his children empty, commenting on how he is hit with grief everytime he sees they are not there with him. He climbs to the rooftop of his house and decides, after so many months, to finally stretch his black crow wings. He takes them out, but is immediately reminded of the damage they took during his final day in Purgatory. Since he had been wearing his backpack to counterbalance, he takes it off for the moment he has them out. Meanwhile, he greets Fit and decides to meet with him, quickly tucking his wings in his backpack again and going to Fit’s gym.
This is the first time they see each other after the Purgatory event, having been on opposite teams the entire time, so they catch up a bit. They talk about the returned and new eggs, Dapper being awake, the missing islanders that were left on Egg Island and the yoga room Sunny (One of the new eggs) sternly requested Fit to build. Phil ends up showing his friend the broken wings, a tad ashamed by the state they are in, but the other lightens up the mood with a bit of banter and hopeful messages, telling him he will be able to fly again. Philza also leaves a golden apple at each of the egg’s beds for when they wake up since the temporary healthcare pods they are in are next to the building.
Bringing up again the new eggs subject, Sunny, Pepito and Empanada, they start theorizing about their origins. None of them know exactly where they came from, only that it was from an island similar to Quesadilla Island. They don’t know if it could be another dimension or a copy of it. What Fit does share is that Tubbo has a theory regarding the three eggs from the picture in the maze. The conversation quickly derails though and it quickly becomes a light and friendly chat about food.
They continue their banter at Phil’s home. Suddenly, Fit asks Phil about when he believes the eggs might wake up. After so much time on their own, both believe they’ve become stronger. But swiftly, the subject changes again to Fit’s gym poor property value due to the black concrete all around it. They decide to spend time cleaning it all over the island so that the eggs don’t get completely horrified when they wake up. They go around cleaning at the adoption center, Phil’s basement, Tallulah’s and Chayanne’s rooms at N.I.N.H.O, Tallulah’s house and botanical garden, Foolish’s Titan (Where they waterdrop and Phil fails epically), Taquería “El Tripón”, Roier and Jaiden’s house and Ramon’s and Fit’s houses. During that time, Fit complains about his conditions as the federation janitor and the two of them about the stress of Purgatory. While being around Fit’s house, they stop for a few moments for “Buey time”, and they throw two bricks against one blue wool in the river, hitting bull’s eye; Fit almost has a heart attack thinking Phil was messing with his secret bedroom; and they have a look at his stick machine that seemed to be malfunctioning. They keep going and pay a visit to Tubbo’s platform, Casualonas, Cellbit’s castle, Uppies, Chayanne’s pumpkin patch (That’s clean), Forever’s base (That’s also clean), Chume Labs and Foolish’s dragon (They leave Leo’s room intact since it’s a personal spot).
Back at spawn, they encounter AyPierre, whose mini-mes have somehow resurrected. Fit hits him and has to run off when being instantly swarmed by the dozens of mini-es armed to their teeth, and he quickly looses them and comes back, only for Pierre to summon them back and chase Fit 3 more times. Going the three of them to the egg’s medical room, Phil suggests a cursed idea for Ramón’s lore: Ramón shaved Fit’s mustache while he was sleeping, glue it to his face, and since Fit’s facial hair grew overnight he didn’t notice. Fit makes it canon immediately. He also hangs a horrific Saitama from One Punch Man photo at the side of Fit’s gym, and that will be the first thing the eggs see when they wake up. Bagi meets them and Pierre sends his mini-mes after Fit again before Bagi leaves.
While Fit is gone, Pierre and Phil have a short conversation about Phil’s struggles as a single-parent of two eggs. Somedays, he had to log in at unholy hours just so his kids wouldn’t die. So, maybe, this few days without the eggs but knowing they’re safe aren’t too bad, since they serve as a respite. BadBoyHalo and Dapper arrive, and since Fit is gone, Pierre launches the mini-mes after Phil this time. Bad tells Dapper to kill AyPierre’s minions and the egg buries him in the ground with a bonk of his pan. Bagi comes back with Em, and both of them meet Dapper for the very first time. The girl also brings Phil to meet the new child, although Phil just teases Empanada saying that Bagi would eat her (In reference to her name and pancake hat). If that was not enough, Dapper surrounds her with dirt and bathes her in honey; Bad suggests that Em comes from Emergency pancakes. The child brushes it off, and Phil pulls her aside while Bagi, Bad and Pierre talk to sneak her some candy, and then does the same with Dapper to show off the whale he caught. In that moment, Bagi comes in and comments on the egg needing to take a shower since he is all dirty, and he agrees, grieving the fact that his beloved top hat had been ruined. Changing the subject, Phil and Dapper take out their ladybugs and try to breed them unsuccessfully.
Phil asks Empanada where they (The new eggs) came from. She answers that from a weird island (That is confirmed to be Egg Island/Purgatory), and that Cucurucho had saved them. Bad starts believing that Cucurucho might not be that bad of a person, but Phil is skeptical, saying that he most likely just wanted the eggs back because they were the only thing he could have control over the islanders with. Everyone laughs at some mental images like Cucurucho happily encouraging the workers he was with to keep going. Phil thanks Em for giving him more context on their background than Sunny did.
With that information, Philza makes up a theory about the Federation having stolen the eggs from Egg Island, since Cucurucho knew where to go to get them. Bagi brings up the story of the eggs they found inside the maze of three eggs leaving the maze and others staying behind, but Em doesn’t remember. Pulling Bagi aside, Phil tells her that it might be best to stop bringing up the maze around the new eggs, just in case they actually were those three, and they had suppressed their memories to deal with trauma. They come back to Bad and Empanada, and after mentioning Empanada’s 5 mothers and that she has yet to meet Jaiden, the kid expresses her worries about replacing Bobby. Phil and Bagi assure her that she wouldn’t and that Jaiden would love her anyways. It takes a bit, but Empanada is eventually convinced, and she says that, if Bobby is watching, he can experience things through her.
After a comment from Bad, they start recalling how the eggs used to be. Phil explains to Bagi that they had been kidnapped before, the cracks appearing after the first time, and that the Federation had told them that they were dragon eggs that had been abandoned by their mother. Bad raises the question of why the other island is called Egg Island, if it’s because of the dragon laying her eggs there and then the Federation stole them or what. As a response, Phil tells him that that would make sense because things were ginormous, and it might be because the ones that used to live there were huge dragons.
Pierre and Dapper come back after having ran off, and the group goes to AyPierre’s factory to have some quiche, Empanada getting dizzy because of the amount of machines active in the place. They spend the rest of the day together just hanging out, taking photos and dealing with the headaches (lag) that being there gives them.
After all that, Philza finally warps home, takes out his wings groaning in pain and logs off.
December


Philza begins the day with a hard laugh, as Chayanne sits staring beside him with jazz music playing in the background. It's Chayanne's birthday, and so the two decide to open up the abundance of colorful gifts that clutter the floorspace. But before they do, Chayanne makes one request to Phil that he reads a sign in Etoiles' voice, which he accepts (a little confused). The message reads: "DAD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS." Turns out his son has been feeling impatient with Phil's slow routine, ready to take on the day.
During this sweet moment, Phil had also been reading the communication chats to send his greetings to the other members. Randomly, Fit warns Phil that he won't be getting any mobs, as it's a two cookie day. Phil simply replies to him with the following statements: "Lmao for you maybe. I'm Philza fuckin Minecraft."
Fit doesn't take this tease too lightly and pulls up at his front door within moments, ready to begin throwing punches. He goes on to further explain his point, claiming that he has searched high and low for the Mantis Shrimp they need, only to return home with empty pockets. Philza agrees his luck has run just as dry since the first day on the island, and that the quest is completely unfair. On a lighter note however, he invites Fit to join in the celebration his son shares by date with Ramon, and they get to the gifts at last. Chayanne receives a nice letter from his sister Tallulah, and a grappling squawk hook from Philza.
Once Tallulah joins the party and the excitement has dialed down, Fit recommends that Phil talks to BadBoyHalo, the same time Bad messages him about attending a Christmas event he made for a Cucurucho assigned task. Phil gives each egg their eight cookies for the week and the group heads out on the rainbow road to meet up with Bad at spawn- pausing temporarily to look at the star glitching due to shaders in the sky, created by Tubbo. While waiting for the right time to leave for the event, they stall by letting Tallulah test some tree saplings in her botanical garden. She chooses and farms her favorite, the silver maple, and Phil chops down a massive redwood the height of his wall with his machine. Tubbo enters the scene unexpectedly by descending from the sky, followed by a ‘bejazzled’ (dressed up) Sunny arriving through the warpstone minutes later. Once revived, Tubbo bets Phil to hit ten buttons for the exchange of gifted subs, whatever it means. The three groups split up again. Leaving Phil, Tallulah and Chay heading to spawn at last, greeting Badboyhalo outside the bakery. Bad explains that they would be taking his family christmas class, to which the family clearly expresses that they are less than thrilled about being assigned homework over their holiday break. However, they manage to keep their heads high and follow him to an open brick room. Phil is told to put on a Santa outfit, while the eggs become his two mighty reindeer in preparation for their lessons through experience on family, camaraderie, and teamwork. After he is scolded by his son for being a Grinch, Philza leads the way into a red and quartz escape room. While the kids are taken separately to the second floor made of invisible/barricade blocks. Tallulah lassos her father, who jumps reluctantly into a maze where he hovers mid air, before she joins Chayanne in a wooden boat above. Philza is guided carefully around some lava until he reaches his first present (pressure plate) and flips a switch. To set the mood, Tallulah starts playing megalovania on her flute and Chayanne leads Phil to an iron door. He cannot get through, and so they row their Santa back into the maze to find the second lever. He quickly does so after temporarily being set aflame, and picks up a second pressure plate before they enter the next room with a time of 3:18.
Phil is unhooked and Bad explains the next task to him. Getting the eggs through the christmas lights, or iron doors, by stepping on certain pressure plates. It takes Phil two more retries due to getting them stuck, but after a bit of directional confusion and a free pass from Bad, they complete the task with a new time of 11:18. Leaving Tallulah burst out laughing in tears and Chayanne complaining how it was teaching him nothing about Christmas. The last lesson consisted of a room split in two halves. One a kitchen and conveyor belt, the other a cozy holiday library with a turtle in a glass casing floor and Etoiles’ face as the shining star on the treetop. Bad tells Phil that the amount of buttons he finds affects their total score, and the three are off. By the end, Chayanne found five, Tallulah found two, and Philza three. Plus a surprise note in the lobster tank from Dapper stating “no lmao”. The final one that Tubbo couldn’t find, Phil found under the kitchen countertop in the very corner in their final seconds, and got his hundred gifted subs. Wrapping up for a photoshoot, everyone takes a sigh of relief and Chayanne pouts he still hasn’t learnt anything about christmas.
After Bad’s event, the three continue their day in the botanical gardens and map out the wall from Tallulah’s original plan. As she prepares a new sketch, Phil tells Chayanne his story about how he obtained the grappling squawk he was given earlier in the day and messes with a whale. Chayanne catches his translation in the act and hands him the photo. “Dumbass.” -Philza, 2023
Tallulah returns and explains her upgraded concept idea, wanting to seperate each section by the culture and country it represents. They had a small laugh because she forgot the UK in her diagram, but it was no problem and they began two hours of work. (ooc moment, Phil at one point mentions Chayanne’s new german admin).
Once satisfied enough, they decide it’s time for bed and Phil asks Tallulah if she is going to her place. Since she has recently moved back into hers and Wilbur’s spruce tower (Torre de Tallulah y Wilbur) for some independence. She shakes her head no to his surprise, but he is more than happy she’s decided to sleep over. Inside, they dance to some more jazz and Philza goes on to talk about his disney princess moments with the birds that appeared around him all the time when the eggs were missing. Since their return though, it suddenly stopped, and assuming they were keeping him company through the sadness he hasn’t thought much of it since. He pulls out Dumbass the sunbird then, putting a smile on everyone's face as they leap around the room. The day ends with him explaining next time’s plans and the two settling down for a well deserved sleep.

Waking up at Rose’s Sanctuary Phil starts the day by organising some of his backpacks. Seeing Chayanne’s bed isn’t there he goes searching for him and Tallulah, checking the nest first but they aren’t there.
So he goes to visit Tubbo thinking they could be with him but they aren’t, who does show up though is Ramon, Empanada and Sunny. Ramon is in his armour and seems to be ready for a fight and he tells Phil and Tubbo to take care of the two girls, which sets of alarm bells in Phil’s head not only due to the words but also because the young boy doesn’t have his armour on show unless he needs to. So they take the Sunny and Empanada to the bunker Tubbo has, though its quickly abandoned due to being to small for more than two people.
Bunkering down at Ramon’s house Phil asks what happened to which the little engineer replies, “Just some stuff” while being in full battle gear. Even though Phil senses something isn’t right he trusts Ramon, but that doesn’t stop the man from preparing in case of a battle.
Trying to piece together an idea of what could have happened Tubbo reveals that Forever had ignored him when he had woken up this morning. Phil thinks this is unusual as the president usually at least sends a hello message.
Phil goes back to looking for Chayanne and Tallulah, checking the house and bunker but again does not find them. At spawn he finds BadBoyHalo, Pepito and Richarlyson, the young Brazilian saying he and the other eggs were in a crude situation but they have it under control.
Checking Wilbur and Tallulah’s house, the kids safe-houses in the NINHO, the Nest again, Chunk Error Valley and finally The Sanctuary where he finds them. They are busy digging out an area underground the treehouse he and Chayanne made the other day, they say they are making a storage room. Phil tells them Ramon was ready for battle and Empanada and Sunny were shaken up so he’s a bit worried, Tallulah says everything is fine though.
Arriving back at their bunker house Tallulah has an asthma attack and Chayanne apologises for scaring Phil, the crow says Ramon is the one that made him on edge so he wanted to find them to make sure they were okay. Chayanne claims he got up early to see Tallulah.
Ramon, Empanada and Sunny arrive at the house, Phil adds Ramon to the allowlists for the bunker. Feeling anxious with so many eggs around while being the only parent present he ushers them all into Chayanne’s room, talking to himself.
”This is worrying me but we’re in a safe place, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine Phil, you’re a single parent now with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 eggs and Tallulah is just somewhere…”
Richas leaves as Tallulah arrives, telling Phil to meet her at the Nest.
Arriving at the Nest it’s here that Tallulah lets Phil know what’s going on, starting off well with telling him that Forever shot her. The father’s mood instantly changes, going serious and protective, pulling his scythe out.
She tells him that Forever asked for her parents among other things, Phil finds it interesting that he would ask that as Forever knows who her parents are, so it clues to him that it possibly isn’t actually Forever or maybe something to do with mind control. Chayanne seems to be confused as to why Tallulah told Phil, the crow asks if it’s because Chayanne doesn’t trust him, the boy warps away before answering, Tallulah tells Phil it isn’t that.
Phil deduces there’s likely things they aren’t telling him and it’s possibly for his own safety, Tallulah nods her head to that.
“Just know that I would do anything to help you right, you know that.”
The young girl then tells him that Forever also talked about Wilbur and it seemed like the president tried to kill her.
“That’s not the Forever I know, something must be wrong. He would never do anything to harm you guys, so either it was an imposter or he’s been controlled or corrupted somehow…”
Phil notes how he saw what seemed like the same matter as the black concrete that showed up around the island, on Forever cheek and had been showing visible signs of being either controlled or corrupted.
After Tallulah lets it slip that the other eggs were also in the situation she found herself in and were being shot at too Phil tells her to not go anywhere near or talk to Forever right now.
”We can still love the Forever that’s in there, okay? That person you saw today is just not him and what we need to do, or rather what I and the other islanders need to do is pull him the fuck back out of whatever pit he’s in.”
Letting his wings out, Phil twirls around showing himself to Tallulah to show that he doesn’t have any dark matter on him or corruption.
The crow tells his fledgling that the one place they can feel safe is Rose’s Sanctuary, she’s more of a protected than a fighter, just like Tallulah. She goes to the Sanctuary.
Back to the basement Phil asks Chayanne if he wants to go keep Tallulah company and after a moment of hesitance, the little warrior not wanting to leave his other siblings sides, agrees after Ramon tells him to go, some sort of silent agreement being made between the two older brothers.
Then with Ramon’s help Phil fills Tubbo in on what happened earlier with Forever and the eggs. The two have a small disagreement about what to do when and how to treat a person being controlled.
”I don’t know if you just want to murder every friend that gets fucking corrupted or like taken over mentally by some mind control shit but I would expect if it happened to me, you would come fucking help me and rescue me!”
A plan of action is made, trap and knock Forever out if you see him, if he tries to talk then you ignore him. Phil has a plan to lasso him and dangle him in the sky. They agree they could use BadBoyHalo again to trick him.
Phil removes Forever from his allowlists and they decide to not use the NINHO as well as removing their enderpearls from there.
After Tubbo lets Phil know that the code is back as it attacked him and Sunny the other week, they say goodnight and Phil takes Ramon to his house for bed. He asks the boy to fill Fit in because if they are going to stop Forever they need to work as a team.
The crow meets his fledglings at the Sanctuary. He apologises for not being there to help them when it all happened, can’t help but put some blame on himself.
Tallulah tells him more about what Forever said to her but Phil tells her she shouldn’t worry about anything he said.
”Don’t change. Don’t change who you are, you’re fine just the way you are Tallulah.”
Phil tells the kids this is the safest place to be, if anyone did find it they would probably not be able to see it or just get pushed away from the place.
Taking the kids up to the treehouse he wishes them goodnight. With his children now in bed he goes to meet Bad to catch him up with what happened earlier. They theorise that Evil Cucurucho could be involved somehow.
He also gives Pepito a quick explanation of what happened regarding Forever and the Happy Pills for some more context.
With Merry Christmas wishes Phil leaves, going back to the treehouse at the Sanctuary where he goes to sleep.

Awaking in Rose’s Sanctuary, Phil is met with a warning from Tubbo. After checking for a message from Rose and only finding a message Tallulah had left for the deity and deciding against reading it, letting her have her privacy, the man goes to Spawn where he gets the run down of what has happened so far today. Apparently talking with Forever hadn’t worked. Tubbo, Ramón and Pomme explain that Forever is holding Dapper hostage where they can’t find him, BadBoyHalo is in prison and they can’t break him out otherwise the president will kill Dapper.
Leaving the group, Phil goes to meet a waking Tallulah and Chayanne back at the Sanctuary. He explains to them the situation that’s happening and tells them he doesn’t think it’s the best idea to go out around the island for now, fearing they will be kidnapped. But things go south as when Chayanne agrees to not going anywhere, Tallulah doesn’t she wants to go search for Dapper. Phil notes that Chayanne has a level head and is being smart, not letting his emotions cloud his judgement. After a major disagreement and tensions rising between the siblings, Tallulah teleports away without a word of where she is going. Phil goes after her, his son choosing to stay at the Sanctuary and not saying much to his dad.
With the help of Tubbo, Ramon, Sunny and Pomme they search Forever’s base but there is no sign of Tallulah or Dapper. They then check the presidential office and with no luck there Phil bounces around to other places she could be but comes up empty. He ends up back at the Sanctuary, asking Chayanne if he has any clue where his sister could be but he doesn’t. The father and son start talking about the argument that happened and what Chayanne has been dealing with and feeling.
“Your siblings see you as a leader. Now I know you’re just a kid but you’re strong, alright, ‘cause you’re my kid. And sometimes being a leader isn’t all glory, sometimes you fuck up, sometimes things don’t go the right way, sometimes you feel like you didn’t do the right thing or you didn’t do enough, that’s just how it goes. And I’m sorry. I’m sorry you have to go through this at such a young age, I’m sorry.”
“You’ve had so much weight put on your shoulders and you’re right it’s not fair.”
Phil wont force Chayanne to come look for Tallulah with him.
“Just know that everything you’ve done up to this point, I have been so incredibly proud of you, everything you’ve done, as a leader, everything you’ve done for your siblings. You’ve always chose the best possible decision to go with to prevent danger to prevent loss of life, to prevent misfortune. I’ll always be the guy in your corner cheering for you, alright? I don’t care what anyone else says, I don’t care.”
Phil is glad Chayanne feels comfortable opening up to him at this emotional level. He trusts his son a lot, his integrity, abilities, that he can do so much more than what he thinks he’s capable of. After they share a hug they go to the Nest where Phil leaves Chayanne to clear his head by farming in the orchard and under the protective watch of Rose.
Going to spawn he is met by Mike, Richarlyson and Pomme. The pink haired man says he saw a man that looked just like Phil in Purgatory 2.
“Same hat!”
The two talk about Purgatory for a bit before they are interrupted by Phil spotting a cat. Finding the appearance of the feline strange he shelves it in his mind for later and his main focus right now is finding Tallulah. When Richars asks what’s wrong Phil tells him about the kids argument and says “I’m a shit dad.” To which the Brazilian child disagrees, but Phil doesn’t catch it as he spots Tallulah.
Catching up with her outside the jail they talk, Tallulah being stubborn to both Phil and Pomme who joined to help. After some back and forth Phil puts his foot down.
“You need to be thinking of other people and how we will be worried about you, other people love you Tallulah okay, other people love you and care for you, stop trying throwing yourself into danger without having a plan okay. If we stick together we’re safer, stop running away by yourself you’re putting yourself in danger, okay, please.”
Pomme provides some help to try and get through to Tallulah but the girl sticks to her mindset and doesn’t want to talk to anyone. This causes Pomme having to lasso her so she won’t disappear off somewhere again.
“Please be reasonable, we’re worried.”
“I want you to be safe. But this, this right now, this attitude, it’s not gonna cut it. I know you’re mad, but I’m your father. Change that tone, okay? I’m worried too. I’m worried about you, I’m worried about Dapper, I’m worried about Bad of all people if you would believe it. This attitude needs to stop.”
After some more debating Phil manages to convince her to come with him back to the Nest and if she doesn’t to talk with Chayanne she doesn’t have to.
They go to the nest where Chayanne see’s them, the sibling’s sharing a long look before both turning away. The boy asks if they want to help with the orchard, Tallulah says she doesnt, thinks it’s more of a father and son project. Phil retorts that it’s a family project, the whole nest is a family project and Tallulah is part of the family. The kids agree that they are always going to be there for each other, they are family and family sticks together but they are both still mad at each other. Phil says that they both mean well, just have different ways of expressing it and dealing with their emotions. They don’t have to apologise right now, as long as they are both here and safe that’s all Phil could ask for at the moment.
Chayanne goes back to working on the orchard, leaving Tallulah and Phil alone to talk. The two have a deep and long talk, communicating some of their emotions and working through it.
“You know what he (Chayanne) told me before, when we were at The Sanctuary. He said you’ve grown strong. He said you’ve gotten so strong, but he’s always gonna worry.” Tallulah asks if she did. “Yeah, I think you did. Head strong, definitely. Definitely head strong, you’re a lot more stubborn, that’s for sure, but I wouldn’t expect anything less. You wanna do what’s right by everyone as well, your way’s just a bit more reckless, that’s all. But you gotta remember there’s other people that care for you, that reckless method of your’s it’s gonna get you hurt and in turn it’s gonna hurt others. You can be reckless all you want if we’re with you, that’s fine we’re with you, we can pick up the pieces, we can catch you when you fall, cause you will just go crazy in a fight I guarantee it but we need to be there.”
“Cause if anything happens to you… me and Chayanne, we’re gonna blame ourselves.”
Tallulah let’s out thing’s she’s been holding over the months, ranging from things in relation to Wilbur to growing with Phil to her time in Purgatory to her sleeping alone at her house. Phil validates her feelings and tells her to never feel like a burden as she isn’t.
“Just as much my kid as Chayanne is, have been ever since I’ve taken care of you. I’m sorry it doesn’t feel that way, I’m sorry if I’m not good enough, I apologise.”
Phil blames himself for a lot of things, which is something he needs to work on but today is not that day. Tallulah tells him he’s an amazing dad and she loves him, wants to appreciate him more but doesn't know how. Phil tells her she doesn’t have to worry about stuff like that, everytime she wakes up and they hang out he feels appreciated. Phil reveals he feels like he’s never gonna be good enough. For him to not notice Tallulah was feeling that way makes him feel like shit. He didn’t know she was going through those things, thought she was fine. The crow knew she would miss Wilbur but thought maybe eventually she would just see him as her dad.
“It’s not a day until you wake up along with Chayanne, it feels weird if you’re not there.”
After a bit more of talking and Tallulah reassuring Phil that he is the best father there is (though if Phil believes that is a different story…) they hug before going to talk with Chayanne down in the orchard.
The kids talk to each other as Phil watches and helps where he can, validating both their emotions.
He grudgingly comments how he feels like both of them should have immediately told him about the situation with Forever, not like he’s their father who they can tell anything too.
As his two fledglings continue to talk he eat’s cookies and occasionally rolls a fruit to Tallulah and it pops into her backpack. Finally the children hug and share a few loving whacks, they both know they love and care for each other and always will no matter what. Yes, there are things they need to talk about still, including Phil, but that can wait for another day.
Phil gives Chayanne a pumpkin that earlier Ramon asked for him to give to the boy when he saw him. They have a small laugh over it but know it is likely the way Ramon expresses his love and feelings.
They head back to Rose’s Sanctuary and head to bed.
After a day of learning, communicating and growing the family fall asleep.
Eggza appeared offline on this day, blissfully avoiding the chaos. He stayed on the wall and presumably gathered materials the whole time. There is only one moment he is visible, spamming bonemeal on crops, in which Tubbo cussed him out for being unhelpful.
Fuckin hell Phil, you've been some help haven't you? Fucking, Eggza fucking wank-stain fucking Minecraft. Alright.
2024
January


Waking up at the treehouse Phil see’s Tallulah left him a chest with photo’s she took while he was having a long sleep, there’s also a book.
At spawn he’s farms nectarines for the day’s cookie quests when Fit and Ramon arrive. His long time friend tells him that the eye soldiers continued attacking while he was gone. The soldiers were asking for Phil, looking for him because they still think that he had Luffy even though the crow had told them The Federation has him. Phil is frustrated by this and declares he will personally show them where Luffy is if need be. Fit also informs Phil that he is dating Pac, Phil is thrilled with this news, congratulating the man and cheering with Ramon. After noting that Fit now holds a totem, Phil gets one out himself. The two war veterans then discuss battle strategies and techniques to use when fighting the Eye Soldiers. Phil decides they have to get Luffy themselves because they wont stop attacking until they get the creature. Luffy doesn’t belong here, he’s from Egg Island. Phil concludes that the people Luffy was with on Egg Island likely treated him better than the Federation. Best case scenario for everyone is getting Luffy away from the Federation where he was tested on and back to his own people and island. The Federation hasn’t helped with this situation, they don’t want to give up Luffy and will let the islander’s suffer for it. Pac arrives and see’s Phil’s wings for the first time, the crow explaining the story of why they are so damaged right now. Pac tells him he believes that one day they will be fully healed and also comments on how awesome they are. Fit and Pac then explain to Phil what Tubbo did too try and ruin their first date. Phil laughs but sympathises that the boy is likely thrown by the change in their trio’s dynamic with the two now dating, maybe he’s missing Fred. A comment is made about kidnapping and Phil awkwardly laughs, “Yeah totally after someone gets kidnapped they’re definitely totally fine, immediately afterwards. Yeah… I wouldn’t have any experience in that at all ha ha-“ He shares a glance with Fit. The caging in The Birdhouse seems to still be an ever present memory for the crow. Bagi and Empanada arrive, they talk more about Luffy and the Eye Soldiers, Phil shares the information he got from Luffy when the creature first showed up in The Nest’s orchard. Bagi shares that she caught wind of a worker, WS01, or Elena, is in jail. Phil deduces that Elena would have had to have violated something within the rules of the Federation to be arrested by them. He theorises that maybe she has somehting to do with Luffy, possibly tryin to free the creature thus she was arrested. They agree they should try to find Elena. Sunny and Tubbo arrive, it’s clear the engineer is dealing with a lot of emotions at the moment. They fill the two in on the situation. They talk about the pranks that were being done on the island but Phil couldn’t give a hoot about it really. Agent 18 shows up wordlessly and enters the public jail, goes to the storage and then leaves again, the group chasing after him. Phil checks what he may have put in storage and finds a book.
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WS01 has been transferred. Status of punishment is still waiting.
Elena has been transferred from this prison and her punishment status is pending. He informs the others. They decide to try and find more information, heading towards where they think the Federation Office’s are located, having to go on foot because the usual warp plate to the offices isn’t working. Phil and Fit talk briefly about the cats he’s been seeing, its kill on sight if they see any. In a boat with Fit and Ramon, they run into a black matter structure. Fit says he will bring it up with Etoiles. Phil offers too take a photo to show the others but his friend says it’s best to just keep this between them two, and Ramon. Phil trusts Fit deeply, a trust that is rooted in their history together, so he agree’s to stay quiet about what he saw. Meeting up with the others they spot Cucurucho spying on them twice. Phil get’s anxious. ”I don’t like being still, I don’t like being still for too long.” Unfortunately the mission is a bust as the offices have been moved so Phil goes back to the sanctuary, looking for his kids, but it seems they are already up so he looks around for them. Upon going to spawn he finds them there with everyone else. Chayanne is wearing a new hat, a skull with a crown. His duck floatie tail also now wiggles when he crouch walks. They have an eating animation as well! Also this is quite exciting but Phil stays on high alert, keeping an eye out for any Eye Soldiers, paranoid but with good reason. He and the kids go to the museum to look at the art. Phil admits he is getting worried for the Team Bolas members that were left behind on Egg Island. The leader is staring to wonder whether he’ll have to go back to get them himself. They then go and visit the library and after they meet with BadBoyHalo and play his newest mini-game. After visiting the Favela Phil takes his kids back to the Sanctuary where he puts them to bed. The crow writes a book to the deity, Rose, titling it Faith.
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Rose, I know things must be tough for you right now, what with being on your own. but I need you to know you don’t have to be all knowing all the time, please take care and relax with us, I will try to deal with “him” if he shows up to me again.


On Day 294, Phil wakes up at Rose's Sanctuary. He goes to check the chest in the middle, and lo and behold, he’s got mail!
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Feathered one, I apologise for the late response.
I know you and your family have been through much, so have the rest of the people you hold closely.
I admire your patience, such a nice quality to have.
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Tell your fledglings that I've heard them. They're under my watch.
And so are you.
But it has been rough for me as well. I fear "his" power and greed might get to you.
Be careful, I don't want you breaking up,
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ve been unable to locate him for over a month. How hard can it possibly be to find
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for such meddling, really! Right when I had finally managed to reach him unimpeded,
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of course that's when you decide to make
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o matter. This cannot continue indefinitely. Sooner or later, your guard will slip - and when it does, I will be waiting.
The moment Phil finished reading the book, he was sent into full-blown panic. He burned the book, knowing it has been intercepted by him, and then immediately started teleporting to various places he holds dear to see if they have been changed in any way. By the process of elimination, he found out his children are not the targets, just him. The last place he checked was Uppies 2, and the first thing he saw was crying obsidian and another book and quill.
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YOU have proven yourself quite the flighty little bird for one who can't fly, haven't you, Philza? Always with the fleeing, the hiding, never facing down what hunts you.
I, for one, am rather bored of this circus show.
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Truly, all that can be said of you is that your attempts to shield your hatchlings while you yourself hide behind another are. . .
. . .entertaining?
No, not quite. . .
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. . .INFURIATING.
And yet, you behave as though you are something greater than the rat in
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everyone else's game of cat and mouse.
Your arrogance would be insulting, were it not so laughable.
You fancy yourself quite the formidable opponent for someone whose greatest accomplishment is discovering the realm I built.
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No matter. You can't keep this up forever, Philza. Eventually, everything comes to an End.
Enjoy your precious protection while it lasts. Sooner or later, I WILL find you.
The Ender King’s message made Phil frantically pace around, trying to reassure himself that this is fine, he can take him alone, then disagreeing, finally saying he needed help. Rose is the only one that can help him, but to not exploit her kindness, he returns to the sanctuary, and writes her a letter. A cry for help, a plea to contact someone else.
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Rose,
He's here. We need to fight him together, we need another...
Contact the blaze empress
Afterwards, he starts cleaning the crying obsidian, not wanting his kids to worry, in case they find it on their own.
As if the day couldn’t get any worse, he meets up with Fit at spawn, and is informed of yesterday’s Eye Worker attack and Empanada’s tragic death. Phil believes it is indirectly his fault, but he also blames the Federation. The veterans share the frustration and guilt. Before Bagi arrives, Fit tells Phil that next time he sees Etoiles, he should bring up the black matter structure they found some days back. He has a chat with Bagi and Empanada, offering his condolences. Before parting ways, they all go check the heavily damaged Favela.
Tallulah is awake when he returns to the Sanctuary, and he has to break the sad news to her, and to Chayanne too a few moments after. He does not take it well. To try taking their minds off things, Phil suggests building a storage room here, and the children agree. However, he has some explaining to do first, no secrets. He tells his kids about the book he burned, and when he tries to take them to Uppies 2, all the obsidian is gone, like it was never there in the first place. Chayanne and Tallulah believe their father though.
The rest of the day is indeed spent designing and building the storage room, but somewhere in the middle, Phil leaves to meet up with Etoiles to explore the mysterious dark matter structure, and compare fighting techniques to use against any upcoming Eye Worker attacks.
At the end of the day, Phil tucks Tallulah and Chayanne to bed and logs off.

The stream starts with Phil waking up. He looks upon the Rose’s Sanctuary and hopes that today is the day that he can fly. He goes to Uppies 2 and thinks that the place is a bit too high up to fly. He thought of trying the Nest and went to the nest. Phil went to the edge of the nest and still said no. He decided to do it on The Wall. Phil had hope. He was hyping himself up saying “You done this before. You can do this again. It's just a leap of faith.”
Phil jumps off and lands head first into the water near Tallulah’s house and losses consciousness.
Tallulah, having woken up from her adoptive father fall heavy into the river, runs out to lasso him and drag him from the water back to land. The crow regains consciousness. Tallulah questions Phil on what happened. Phil says he felt that he was ready to fly. Tallulah replies stating that she was asleep and was woken up by Phil falling. Phil said wings are sore and will need to put them back in the backpack for a bit. Tallulah says she will go to sleep and wake up later and asks Philza to promise not to jump again. Phil says Promise. Phil feeds the cookies to Tallulah and Tallulah goes back to her home and sleeps.
Phil goes exploring the area on top of the wall and continues farming potatoes on the wall. He decides to go to Tubhaus to get Tubbo’s attention. He meets Bagi and encourages her that they should steal from Tubbo. Phil and Bagi start to “steal” stuff from his factory. Then Fit arrives with Ramon and encourages Fit to do the same.
Tubbo arrives at Tubhaus with Sunny and hangs out with Phil and everyone at Tubhaus. Tubbo asks Bagi what happened. Bagi gives a rundown based on the Elena stream on Saturday. Bagi suggests that Baghera could be an experiment. Phil suggests that Jaiden has wings too. Bagi questions the past. Phil mentions he was able to fly in the past but can’t remember. Tubbo questions if the eggs were experiments? Bagi also gives a rundown stating to Fred that the residents are experiments and based on Fred’s reaction, Bagi suggests that they are. Bagi also mentions that she asked Fred if she could speak to the superiors. She mentioned the idea of kidnapping Cucurucho to get attention from the Superiors. Phil replied that they can all help if Bagi does it. They continue to talk about how the Federation won’t give Luffy back. Phil, Tubbo, Fit, Bagi, Chayanne, Sunny, Empanada and Ramón, continued to hang out in Tubhaus for a bit. They all go to spawn and see Mike and Richas wearing Cucurucho heads and trolling in the bakery. When Phil left the bakery, they found the Eye workers online and they had a conversation with Phil, Fit, Tubbo and Bagi.
The Eye Soldiers drop a book to Fit. The book states: “We see that you have THE Philza with you!” Philza explains again that he doesn't have Luffy.
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I THINK OUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN PUT. YOU GOTTA START SHOWING US PROGRESS
Phil repeatedly tells the Purgatory workers again and again that he doesn't have Luffy and that The Federation has him. The purgatory workers take no notice and considered Philza as a liar.
During the conversation, Mike pretended to be Luffy. The workers saw this as a fraud and thought this was Phil’’s plan on why he doesn’t have Luffy. The workers even insisted on measuring Mike.
Then the Eye Workers kept thinking of Philza as a liar. Phil kept repeating again and again that they don’t have Luffy and that the Federation has him. Still the conversation went nowhere and the eye workers just didn’t believe him.
Then the workers dropped a book for Phil to read.
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I PROMISED THAT YOU WERE GONNA REGRET THAT CHOICE.
HAVE YOU FELT THE REGRET YET?
After receiving this, Phil blamed himself for this situation stating that it's all his fault for the fact that the workers are attacking everyone. It's his fault for the fact that himself, his friends, the eggs and the residents are all getting hurt.
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AND THAT WILL CONTINUE.
NO MATTER IF WE HAVE THE LUFFY OR NOT, YOU WILL SUFFER.
YOU DIDNT LISTEN. YOU WERE TOO STUBBORN
Phil repeats again to them regarding Luffy and to no avail, the Eye Workers took no notice. Bagi then arrived at spawn and tried to tell them that Phil is right but still they took no notice. They gave Bagi a book which stated:
“No, let me tell you what the problem is. Your stubborn old leader couldn’t listen the first time.” - The book that Bagi had got.
Both Bagi and Phil explain that Cucurucho is the leader of the federation. Philza explains that he was there when Luffy showed up.
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LET'S MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ONE LAST TIME.
YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO PROVE YOUR PROGRESS ON RECOVERING LUFFY FROM THE SAID "FEDERATION"
AFTER YOU READ THIS, WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU.
As soon as Phil read the last book, he ran and didn't stop. For his safety, he kept running.
Philza returns to spawn and spots the eye workers in the distance. Both he, Fit, Tubbo and Bagi all fight the workers. All of them managed to kill all of the workers.
After the battle, Phil left to go and find Chayanne. Chayanne was missing for a period of time. He tries places and then returns to spawn to tell the others that he can’t find Chayanne. Then tries again to find Chayanne. Still can’t find Chayanne. He is still worried for him. Fit finds Chayanne at the potato farm.
Phil explains that he prefers to farm the potatoes the old fashioned way.
Phil, Tubbo, Fit, Bagi, Sunny, Ramón, Chayanne and Empanada are chilling on the potato farm. Then Fit and Ramon did an “Irish goodbye” and left. Phil, Tubbo and Bagi are going through the same plans regarding Luffy once more. For a bit of cheeky banter, Phil knocks Tubbo off the wall. Bagi and Empanada leaves. Then Tubbo and Phil are chilling on the wall.
Sunny, Chayanne and Richarlyson built a portal to the nether and Tubbo, Sunny and Chayanne walked through it and ended up at spawn again. They all go back to the wall to chill out.
Richarlyson asked Phil if he could have a private conversation away from the others. Both Richarlyson and Phil walk further down the wall. Richarlyson asks “Does Tio recognise this?” and pulls out the gas mask. Phil automatically recognises it and puts his gas mask on and yells Bolas. Richas asks Phil if he would ever go back” Phil replies saying that he will only go back to get his friends back. Richarlyson asks him if he would like to go back to Purgatory? Phil states that he’s in if he can get Cellbit, Charlie, Jaiden and Baghera back. Richarlyson plans to get them back soon but not this week.
Phil meets Tallulah in Rose’s Sanctuary and has a chat. Phil updates Tallulah on what's going on. After having a brief chat about what went on, Tallulah and Phil chill down in the storage area of the sanctuary. They have a conversation about Luffy. Tallulah was questioning Phil on the reasons why Phil wanted to protect Luffy. Phil explains that Luffy is just a kid. Tallulah said “I can’t feel empathy for the thing”. Phil begins to feel guilty for the fact that him caring about Luffy got them in this mess.
Later Phil, Chayanne and Tallulah were chilling on the wall for a bit. Then decided to go to Tallulah’s Botanical Gardens and decide to decorate the gardens. Phil, Chayanne and Tallulah go to meet up with everyone at spawn. BadBoyHalo and Bagi show Phil, Chayanne and Tallulah of the Egg Basket. They returned to the Botanical Gardens and continued to vibe and build. Tallulah left to go to bed. Chayanne and Phil continue to build and decorate a lake in the botanical garden.
Phil and Chayanne both go back to Rose’s Sanctuary and Phil puts Chayanne to bed. Phil then talks to chat stating that he’s terrified to go back to Purgatory but if it's to get Cellbit and anyone else back, then we'll see. Then he goes to sleep.

On the dawn of the new day Phil receives a message in the chest at Rose's Sanctuary, the book heeding a warning.
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Wise crow, father of two, your frustration has been rising… I feel for you. I understand how this has been bottling up, especially due to the greedy king haunting you.
I must admit, once we realized our explore went missing, panic arose.
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My powers and skills aren’t as strong in this island as how they are from where we’re from, so it took me months to find you and protect you from the outside.
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The plans he has for you are still unknown to me, a selfish and evil king without a vessel can do anything to regain his power back. With this being said, don’t let your guard down, feathered one. Keep close to you the little warrior with a big heart
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and the emotional and reckless little musician. I fear something bis is happening soon, and with no successful contact with the Blaze Empress…we might not stand a chance. A storm is brewing, fly low.
With no aid from the Blaze Empress Phil will be left to fight on his own. The words regarding the evil king wanting to obtain a vessel again genuinely frightens the old crow. He can only hope that with what power Rose does have on this island she can protect his fledglings.
While farming for egg quests Phil hears footsteps, quickly whirling around to face the culprit of the noise but no one is there… he shakes it off and mutters to himself that everything is totally fine and keeps farming quests to keep his mind occupied.
Pepito intercepts the old man at the bakery, looking for his guidance in a troubling situation he find himself in. The little boy is being pulled between Leonarda someone he adores and looks up too and Sunny his sister from Egg Island. He isn’t sure if he can help, nether the less he finds himself meeting with the group. After learning the two diva’s had a physical fight and their two parents cheered them on he isn’t so sure how he can solve this situation and honestly doesn’t want to get involved, you cant force people to like each other.
Going back to doing the daily quests, Fit helps by directing him to where he saw camels. Before leaving he reminds Ramon and Empanada to be careful, to run if the eye soldiers showed up and let the parents handle it.
Phil tells the crows that he has kept his wings in his backpack today, soaking them with the healing pots, because they had started to hurt greatly again. He see’s a burrow that in the right perspective could look like a portal to another world, the old man plays a practical joke on the crows saying he wonders where it could lead too, he thinks he’s so funny.
When looking for more camels than he needs, the explorer realises how greedy he is being and goes back to spawn to hand the ones he has in.
Meeting Chayanne at the sanctuary’s treehouse where he had been waiting for a long time for him they then go to Tallulah’s house. The young girl is found laying on top of her roof, cloud watching as she is playing Gary Come Home.
The small family then go back to their regular house, seeing very cool graffiti that Pac had put up. They go to the kitchen and cook together for the egg quests.
Back at spawn to turn in more quests they notice that the sign from when Tallulah chose her name with Wilbur is back in its rightful place on the spawn wall.
Tubbo leaves Empanada with Phil and his kids, the group watch over her until Bagi quickly arrives. The detective passes Phil a book which she wrote that she knows where Luffy is. Phil replies back on the book, passing it back. Bagi then hands him a different book. She also shows him an image.
Phil thanks Bagi for finding things out, she says she will keep him informed and thus he tells her he will help her.
“You let me know whenever you need help and I’ll be there.”
Changing moods, the group listen to many different versions of the “El Pollito Pio” song together. After some more good laughs, Phil tells Tallulah he would indeed still love her if she was a tree in a box, which reminds him fondly of a missing friend. Phil mentions Baghera, recounting all the bizarre (in a good way) questions and cursed conversations she would have with him and the rest of Team Bolas.
BadBoyHalo comes by and takes them to his newest project, The Egg Carton. Afterwards Phil takes Chayanne and Tallulah to visit the museum and the library.
With the day coming to a close the crow takes his fledglings to Rose’s Sancturary. Phil tells them to stay in bed on Saturday because he is quite scared of what could happen on that day. The day being the deadline the eye soldiers gave him to find Luffy but as of right now they still don’t even know exactly where the creature is. So that leaves the question… what will happen when they turn up empty handed.
Phil reassures his kids that everything will be okay and he tells them that he will see them again. Overthinking, the man says that even if the eye soldiers drags him kicking and screaming to Purgatory again he will find a way out.
The Crowfather promises Chayanne and Tallulah that he will tell them everything, he summarises the book he received that morning. Whilst reading it, Phil explains that there has been an interference. Not all the pages of the book that Rose sent is there. Even though his fledglings are worried for their father, Phil tells them to stay at the Sanctuary. If they leave they go together. He reassures them by telling them he has friends that he trusts to help him if he needs it. After this, the father gathers his children in a hug and then puts them to bed.
The wise crow ponders and reflects on the day he had. He explains to the crows that he is worried for the events that lay ahead. Checking to see if Rose had left a new message after the one earlier, there is none, that’s okay though, she has communicated plenty to him. Phil will relax and hopes to wake up on Friday and concentrate on having a great time with his eggs. He is still worried for the coming events ahead but the war veteran is confident he is prepared enough… has he prepared enough? Who knows? Who knows what the eye soldiers have got planned for Phil…
After stressing and overthinking enough about the plans for what lays ahead, Phil falls asleep.

Waking up in the treehouse Phil immediately notices his kids aren’t in their beds.
Today is the deadline date the eye soldiers gave for Luffy to be returned, there is also many wanted prison signs up. Going to spawn he finds many people already gathering, notably Foolish in his police uniform who Phil whacks upside the head and starts a riot on as he leaves.
Treating it like a normal day for now Phil goes to collect things for egg quests. Upon returning to spawn he sees an explosion crater has dented the floor, laughing at how chaotic everything got in the short time he left. Etoiles meets him in the bakery and they excitedly greet each other. Suddenly a red hue rolls over the island, the sky that of purgatory, red. A cinematic is played.
The islanders are teleported to the spawn from the first day on the island. Quackity drops a gun and the greedy crow swiftly pockets it without anyone noticing. Small hands grasp him, turning Phil is met with the confused looks of Chayanne and Tallulah. Around them all the other kids appear as well, all confused why and how they got here and without any items or gear. The father swears he will protect them.
Without warning the islanders items get cleared. Luckily Phil still has his wings out and attached to his back and Bolas memento gas mask which he keeps hidden.
Nihachu joins the trio as a cutscene plays, Phil flipping Cucurucho off when he see’s him in the video.
When his vision is granted back to him, Phil is met with the sight of a prison. Around him are the other islanders, the eggs no where to be seen. The wild crow starts to look for ways out, not wanting to be caged. Another cutscene is played and after Phil lashes out, trying to attack Cucurucho but it’s no use. “Literally just give Luffy back you dumbass!”
The doors open and Phil is the first to go through, open seeing barrels he checks in them but finds nothing. After getting in trouble already for going the wrong way and being a hassle they are lead to the cell hall where he finds his dark room and is ushered in. Quackity joins him, they are cell mates. Two birds in a cage…
Another cutscene plays before Phil and Quackity start fighting over who gets the top bunk, neither winning. Searching the room the greedy crow is rewarded by finding barrels filled with items, nothing that is immediately helpful but items none the less. When trying to break the cell walls Phil see’s that they are below Etoiles, who is in the cell above them. After spawning a duck balloon, naming it Rodrigo and then Phil mercilessly killing it they are let out of their cell.
After being let out of his cell and talking with a few others Phil gets ushered with the group to the food court. Phil sits at a table with Quackity, Niki, Fit, Arin and Antoine, fights breaking out all around them. Taking his food the crafty crow makes himself sandwich’s, sharing bread with Bagi and helping Ironmouse get her food. Spying a chance to run Phil slips out of the food court but is followed by guards, he dodges their tases and batons, threading his way back into the food court where they leave him alone. Fit, ever the resourceful man, gives Phil intel, by drinking the juice they are given they can then refill the bottle with coffee sneakily which will help them more than juice.
Being taken back to his cell, Phil wonders where Quackity is. A guard eats a donut in front of the cell bars to tease the greedy and hungry crow.
Agent 18 arrives, saying it’s good to see him again. Phil immediately asks him to please just give Luffy back. The agent replies,
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You have much to understand mate.
You want to handle things that you don’t know the consequences to
Phil states how consequences have already been happening, an egg lost a life and the attacks have not stopped. Just give Luffy back!
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You think we are not aware? You think I’m happy to see my coworkers on the frontlines protecting people like you?
The Federation has a goal, you stay out of it
Mother fucker we can help! What do you mean. We’ve been fighting them this whole time! Oh my god, you fucking infuriate me man jesus christ…
Quackity comes back, apparently he had been in solitary confinement, he tells Phil he could possibly map out the prison, Phil gives him a book, dead bush and a candle to try and do so.
They are taken to boxing class outside. The Red Team leader briefly puts on his smuggled gas mask at the thought of bloodshed but not wanting it to be taken away he quickly hides it. Seeing there are fruit trees around the greedy crow quickly picks all that he can.
The first fight is between Etoiles, Foolish and BadBoyHalo, the Bolas members team up on the demon, Phil chanting “Bolas” as Bad is killed. The two remaining exchange friendly banter before Etoiles wins against Foolish.
The Angel of Death gets put in the ring with Pac and Arin. They refuse to fight though and Phil and Pac are shot dead by guards thus Arin wins, which Phil is happy about because Arin needed food.
As another round of fights happen Phil exchanges some words with Etoiles but can’t talk much as guards are carefully watching them. The resourceful crow hoards blocks that are dropped when the guards shoot and break the dirt ground.
Seeing a janitor that looks very familiar Phil goes to talk with him. The janitor will give him bread if Phil punches Quackity till he bleeds. Finding Quackity, who tells him there are trap doors in solitary that could lead to a way out, Phil says he is playing the long con, waiting for the right moment, not rushing things. Then the skilled fighter beats Quackity up, the guards try to shoot the angel but he dodges their bullets, batons and taser’s. The janitor rewards Phil with bread. The guards tell him to go back to the cell hall, he complies.
Back in the cell hall, Etoiles shows Phil that he smuggled in dark metal armour. The guards tell them to put their items away, the crow hides his wings under his shirt and puts his Bolas gas mask in a safe place. He, along with the rest of the islanders are taken to mines where they mine coal and look for diamonds. When mining the explorer finds a hole in the mining boundary and along with Niki tries to escape but are simply teleported back. A guard tells them not to break the rules, Phil argues with them but the guard just laughs emotionlessly. Surprisingly when he asks another guard for an Ender pearl he gets given one!
Back in the mines, he informs Bad about the hole in the boundary. The resourceful crow looks for shiny iron to fashion into a shiv but finds none, the cave only being coal and diamond blocks. Seeing one of his Bolas found family members, Foolish, he takes the totem shark with him to escape through the hole in the boundary. The two get quite far, Phil making it up to free snowy land from the cave but their freedom is cut short when a guard shoots them dead.
After some more snarky remarks at the guards and exploring for ways to escape they are lead to a different cell hall. Here, Phil reunites with Chayanne and Tallulah. He see’s a ghost in Tallulah’s cell but ignores it for her benefit. All the other children are also here, each one confused on how or why they are here and without any of their belongings. Though, Chayanne did manage to smuggle in Fortnite Cheese so things could be worse. The guards beat him but the father sticks close to his kids, taking hits for them and protecting them. Agent 18 threatens to lasso him, Phil doesn’t let that scare him, walking away.
Managing to slip away from the crowd, Phil hides in the cooking area. A ghosts seems to have followed him, a diamond sword suddenly being given to Phil. The starving crow asks for food but nothing more is given. Guards find him and he’s taken to the others where the islanders, along with the kids, are tasked to clear out a dungeon with basic gear. He makes sure Chayanne and Tallulah stick close to him as they battle their way through. Unfortunately the legend’s hardcore instincts work against him, making him frightful and unconfident with just the simple gear they are given versus the strong mobs and the factor of the kids, it’s a lot for the crow. They manage to finish the dungeon, Phil feels like a shit parent as he got downed a couple times but the kids reassure him it’s all okay, he protected them and things could have been much worse.
After going out to the outside prison grounds Quackity shows Phil the layout of the prison he’s been working on, it isn’t much but it’s something. Taking a copy, Quackity asks him to share it only with people he trusts right now, for Phil that is, Fit, Etoiles and Bagi.
It turns out they have egg quests to do even in prison, Tallulah jokes about killing herself which Phil reprimands her for. Spying a guard who has a red keycard the trio approach him. The guard shares the keycard is for his job and without it he wouldn’t be able to access certain areas. The red key card is for the Surveillance room, Phil notes that information for later.
Fit and Ramon arrive and Phil quickly shares the information Quackity gave him with them. Fit gives him bread for one of the egg tasks.
Sitting down in a square in the prison court yard its time for group therapy with the other islander’s and eggs. The first topic is BadBoyHalo’s role in purgatory. Phil is called up to talk, the Bolas leader happily obliges. Foolish supports him in chat.
“Gee where do I begin… If it pleases the court I would like to say that I probably suffered the worst, my team, my family, my found family, suffered the worse at the hands of this man. Do I forgive him? Mmmm… yeah, I guess. What was his role like? He did the role of the demon, the devil, the hell, the hell-bringer, the literal hell-bringer of chaos and sadness, sadness incarnate. I wish many bad things upon that day but, I will not say them it’s fine, it’s fine. All in good fun though right guys! All in good fun, yay! We had fun! Bolas will see you in hell.”
The next question asks which egg you would kill, Quackity answers Chayanne, which Phil amusedly predicted. Phil is up after, he answers first answers Tubbo because of the running joke of him being Chayanne’s egg but when that answer wasn’t good enough for the guard he answered Gegg. Both answers were purposefully not an actual egg child.
For the kiss marry kill question he answers no one as he is happily married but he would kill Quackity.
Therapy ends so Phil, Chayanne and Tallulah get to work on the egg quests, but unfortunately Chay is put in solitary confinement because he beat Quackity up. The little warrior says it was worth it. Once the boy is released they go to the dining hall for dinner and then go to Phil’s shared cell.
Phil tells his kids a bed time story about the ghost roaming the prison, he may seem scary but the poltergeist is pretty chill and friendly, at least to Phil he is. The spirit probably knows the prison like the back of it’s spooky hand so it could be beneficial to befriend him.
The lights go off for the night as the fledglings cuddle in close and the crow tells them to stick with him, he will stay close with them. The family of three nods off to sleep in the dark and cold cage they’ve been put in.

Waking up the Crowfather finds himself surrounded by sleeping children. It seems during the night Empanada, Richarlyson, Pepito and Leonarda silently laid down to sleep next to a sleeping Phil, Chayanne and Tallulah. One by one the kids wake up.
Tubbo has arrived in prison and Phil greets him. Etoiles asks why Phil gets to keep his wings when his armour is taken away, the downed bird showcase’s to the warrior that he may have his wings but they are damaged, making him flightless, he jumps off the cell block’s second floor walkway twice to prove it, landing painfully on his feet both times.
Together with Chayanne and Tallulah, they bang loudly on the bars of Missa and Wilbur’s cell. Going in the kids jump on their sleeping father’s beds and loudly shake maraca’s in their face’s. Chayanne trying to rouse his skeletal father and Tallulah trying to wake her musician father. Phil joins them with maracas, hoping he will get to spend time with Missa after so long apart, as for Wilbur he realistically know’s the man likely won’t be waking up.
The greedy crow snoops around in the other islanders cell’s, finding a lot of contraband in Antoine’s room. He then gets given chainmail boots from Fit. He also steals a few items from BadBoyHalo and Aypierre’s cell.
Today’s first task is to clean the prison of the flies and slimes that seem to have overrun it. With the islanders and eggs working together it doesn’t take them too long. Phil expectedly take’s down quick and tricky flies.
Quackity wakes up, Phil tells him that they aren’t cell mate’s anymore, Niki swapping into the cell with Phil and Quackity has been put with Arin.
Going to the food court, Phil steals a diamond knife and mechanical gear’s from a chest. After eating breakfast he slips away, exploring another room. It seems to be a painting room that has a storage room attached to it where he steals books from. Seeing a sign saying private personnel only he blatantly ignores it and starts crawling through the vent behind it. The vent leads him to a secret tunnel and then back to vents where he crawls along a glass roof of a room where below Agent 18 leans against a wall. The worker see’s him and shoots him down.
Agent 18 takes him to another room where they sit down facing each other, taking this chance to talk, Agent 18 had said he wanted to earlier when he awoken.
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I know it’s better if we just get a bit of a conversation going.
I might not hate you less after it, but maybe I’ll understand you better
Alright… So, how’s the weather been? How have you been? Since, yknow, you had to resort to dirty tactics to get the thing you wanted… just kidding, haha, that’s called banter.
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I want to understand your morals.
But more importantly I want you to understand mine, if possible
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You know the creature you fought so hardly to protect? Luffy?
Yes. Basically a child pretty much. Scared. Alone. Hungry. Came too me in a time of need.
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I want you to understand how the Federation found him.
We were in a panic because you guys were missing in the Egg Island.
Then he showed up on our shores
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He told my friend, who went to get you guys back was dead. He then told me he came to this Island because of a dark creature
Okay. That would be The Watcher. Tall guy. That’s the best way to describe him, tall. It’s like twice the size of everyone.
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I understand if you see him as a kid. I personally see him as a threat. I get that you must think that we are tearing him apart in some lab, but our indications was to keep him intact. All heh suffered was a trauma response to tests in the Lab.
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Tests on which we are trying to understand what’s threatening us, and you
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It’s pointless of us to fight.
I know you want Luffy, but even if I wanted, it’s not up to me to give him to you.
Okay… I mean, my point is that those eye workers would just keep coming for us, right?
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I hope you understand the bigger picture now
I do… I do. I understand what you’re trying to do. But… It’s not working. Right? One of the egg’s, Empanada, lost a life.
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Well you got that right.
Seems like we agree on something for once
Yeah, so my suggestion would be, forget all these tests, forget all this like examining of Luffy, give him back to the eye workers. They’re simply, they’re extremely simple. All they want is that creature back because he doesn’t belong here. Give him back and just wipe your hands clean of it. Done.
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Understood. Will keep in mind your feedback mate.
I just want you to understand that this might not be over if we were to give him back. They could still attack
Follow me to the next activity
Got it. I get it. We can see eye to eye on this
With a tentative agreement reached Agent 18 leads the jailbird to the art room he was in earlier for the next activity.
During the art activity the Ghost of the Cell appears in front of Phil but no one else notices the ghoul. He tries to sneak away and follow Tubbo into the vents he went down earlier but he cant get through so instead he whispers Tubbo, who is in the vent, directions. After a moment he and Chayanne see that Tallulah has gone and trying the vent again it opens, father and son head through the metal tunnel in search of their family member. Instead of the musically talented girl they find Tubbo, Leo and Pepito. The group continues too the glass roof where below Agent 18 puts a sign down saying it’s okay to go, he talked to Tubbo, so they move forward.
Phil alone with three eggs brings misery? No, Phil alone with three eggs brings freedom! At least, that’s what the crow tells himself as he crawls through the vents with the kids.
At the end of the tunnel they find Antoine Daniel searching in a room with many books and information. Antoine hands him a book he found.
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TUNNEL ENTRANCE:
There’s a work access tunnel residing underneath the Prison. This information should be kept out of the convicts’ ears.
We might need to change the location for now, so the access to it will
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be through the sewers of the prison.
The tunnel reaches the facility for easier access and study, but because of that, it’s kept locked with the keycard reader of purple level.
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The entrance to the sewers is currently available through the Prison’s Greenhouse, in the right bottom corner.
it is abandoned, so do not be followed if you require to access it, we can’t let them know there’s an entrance.
Antoine then directs him to look at a clipboard of information.
So, they need to find turtle helmets to escape.
Crawling back out the way they came Phil and Chayanne arrive to an amazing sight, Missa and Tallulah. On this day the sun and moon eclipsed along with their stars. Phil, Missa, Chayanne and Tallulah, a family. —(come back to this, missing notes)
After filling Fit in on what happened in regards to the vents and how to escape and then knocking Quackery out for Quacki’s quest things take a dark turn. A code appears, lassoing Arin and dragging him off into the dark night sky.
(Wip)

Phil wakes up to be immediately greeted by an infestation of slimes, skeleton and zombie inmates, along with many other types of mobs. Pierre makes his presence known from the cell above him, completely ignoring the mobs outside, as they are not of his concern. Phil organizes his things and prepares to fight the mobs while a prison guard shoots Pierre with their gun. Bugs then start to spill into Phil’s cell. He then traps himself in a box where he will be able to kill the mobs if they get in, without the mobs touching him.
A task is then given to all inmates to clean the prison and rid it of all monsters. The mobs then begin to break their way into the cell. Phil’s box of protection is then discovered to be ineffective. He panics and quickly makes his way out of the cell, almost dying in the process. The whole prison is heavily infested, and Phil barely escapes into the courtyard. He downs several cups of coffee in order to survive.
A spot in the clearing where their builds used to be is now covered in many armored vehicles. Phil searches for a better weapon because he knows he will die to that many mobs if he only uses his broom.
A guard shoots Phil, and pisses him off, saying if they don’t kill him then the mobs will. Phil kills some meatheads while asking the guard for a better weapon. The guard hands him a stone sword, which is in fact weaker than the broom he already has. Phil throws the sword to the ground and the guard shoots him again. The two of them are then swarmed by a few mobs, one skeleton in full netherite armor, that almost kills Phil. The guard helps by shooting some of the mobs, but Phil did most of the work, picking up the netherite helmet the skeleton dropped.
Phil, with some help from the guard, together continue to kill some of the mobs by filtering them outside in small groups to pick them off. After most of the mobs were slaughtered, the guard lassoed Phil and dragged him back to the main cell block, where he was almost killed again because of that guard. However, Phil was saved at the last second by Etoiles, Charlie, and Pepito. Phil complains that his netherite helmet is broken now, and that the guard was trolling him, which almost got him killed. Then Tubbo and Mike got knocked down.
Phil and the other inmates continue to clean the prison for.. a while. Amidst the chaos, Phil made himself a pair of slime boots and some slime leggings, using the slime he collected from the slimes he killed. Chayanne and Tallulah both awaken, very confused as to what is happening. They continue to kill the mobs.
Phil leaves the main cell block to look for more mobs to kill, but then decides to go back into the vent system to see if he can escape. He hears some very weird and funny conversations from the people above him, still fighting mobs. Phil then starts to get beat up by something (an invisible admin) as he exits the shafts.
Phil returns to the main cell block and continues to help fight the mobs, until he is dragged away by a guard to a room on the roof. Chayanne follows Phil to the roof, where the guard called 3 conducts an interview.
I will be conducting an interview. M'kay. Which prisoner would you miss the most? Uh... do the eggs count? Yes. Then both of my eggs, Chayanne and Tallulah. My children. Where would you leave your child when you die? Uh, preferably with someone I trust. If you disappeared for a few days, where do you think you would go? Where do I think I would go? Yes. I don’t fucking know. You say "disappeared" like I don’t have a choice. Yes. Then I don’t know where I’d go. You make it sound like I would just be kidnapped, I’m not doing this on purpose. I would.. leave. If you had the last meal, what would you like it to be? Uh, enchanted god apple. If you died, where would you want to be buried? Uh- Or what other method would you want to have your body disposed? This is fucking dark. Alright, uh, take everything of use out of me and burn the rest, fuck it. Burn me up to ashes. Take what you need to help other people and burn me up.
3 looks at the other guard and then leads Phil and Chayanne back down to the main cell block, but before they arrive, Phil uses one of the many yellow keycards he stole from the office to open a closed door, and the guards start punching him. The guard with the turtle helmet drops Phil a book that says;
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I’ve decided on what you have to do to get the helmet.
Kill Bagi.
To which Phil replied;
And he runs off to find Bagi.
Bagi asks Phil if she could talk with him, and he agrees as they walk into Pac’s cell, Phil holding out his broom. Bagi explained to him that the guard with the turtle helmet wanted her to kill him in order to get it. Chayanne and Tallulah enter the cell and start to beat up cockroaches. Phil told Bagi that they had told him the exact same thing.
Suddenly, the Ghost appeared in the corner right next to Bagi. Phil got spooked, but Bagi didn’t seem to notice until he had spoken.
The ghost pops out of existence. Phil tells Bagi that they need to go outside, but first, Bagi agreed to let Phil kill her in order to obtain the turtle shell. They needed to wait until the next activity. As they tried to leave the cell, the turtle shell worker walked in and heard a bit of their conspiracy. Bagi and Phil try to change the subject by talking about breakfast. Phil hears Fit and Pac talking in the other cell.
We can hear you by the way Fit, Pac. WHAT! YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING ON MY CONVERSATION?!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Fit pulls out his chainsaw and downs Phil. Fit apologizes and picks Phil up. Pac then asks the turtle shell guard if he could hear them talking, and the guard shoots him until he is downed.
HEY! HEY! THAT’S MY BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND ASSHOLE! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
Phil and Pac continue to be downed multiple times before Bagi tells Phil that even though the turtle guard knows what they are plotting, he doesn’t care, as long as someone dies.
As Phil is talking with his children, Sunny comes running up to Phil and tells him that he needs to follow her. Phil and his eggs immediately follow after Sunny. Pierre hints that Charlie is waiting for him outside. Guard 7 tries to stop them, but they reach outside anyways.
Charlie tells Phil that ghosts are real, and Phil then spots the Forgotten Ghost, near the flowers. The ghost starts floating away and Phil chases him. The ghost was leading him to something, or someone. The janitor. The ghost warns them to not be seen. Phil and the others hide behind the nearby trees and watch the Janitor from afar. He seems to be drunk, as he walks further away from the group. Together, Phil, Charlie, Chayanne, Tallulah, Sunny, and Pepito, sneak after the Janitor, being careful not to be seen. The Janitor sneaks very slowly over towards the greenhouse, which now seems to be under construction. The Janitor hears them, and Phil is caught.
Phil hears the Janitor say that he is drunk, so he pretends to be a bird. Charlie plays along and pretends to be a talking bush. They get the Janitor to admit that he killed a friend of his, long ago, but he can’t remember why. He knows there is a ghost. He starts to walk over to where he thinks the body may be buried. Chayanne is spotted, and convinces the Janitor that he is a duck by placing a sign that says “quack quack”.
After some more convincing, the Janitor leads the little bird and the little bush over to a tree that smells like shit. A sign appears with a skull that says “HELP”. The Janitor clears away a patch of snow, revealing a trapdoor. Together, the group enters the hole to find the rotted and decayed corpse belonging to the Forgotten Ghost. In a chest Phil steals a flashlight.
On the floor there is a book, written in Spanish to which the ghost says is his diary. He remembers everything now and starts screaming “WHY!” at the Janitor. Phil is about to translate a different book, before the ghost threatens the Janitor.
Then the Janitor tells Phil to read the fucking book. He starts to read.
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Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, ombins incursio infernails adversarii, omnis legio omnis congregatio et secta diabolica… Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te
English Translation:
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We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power, the overwhelming invasion of infernal adversaries, every legion, every assembly and diabolical sect... Therefore, curse the dragon and every diabolical legion, we swear to you
The ghost lets out many haunting screams as he is then exercised and sent away to where he belongs in the afterlife.
Charlie then tries to read the rest of the ghost’s diary, but fails miserably. The Janitor reveals that the “diary” was actually an escape plan, but he can’t remember anything else. He doesn’t know why he betrayed his former friend because it was such a long time ago.
Charlie and Abueloier then get into an argument, where the Janitor then decides to leave, trapping Phil, Charlie, and the four eggs in the hole. Phil and Charlie agree that they need to stop the Janitor from repeating history over again, and that they need to kill him.
The six of them escape the hole and run off in search of the Janitor, but he is nowhere to be found. Instead, they run into Bagi and Empanada.
Phil quickly fills Bagi in on what just happened, while she explains that they need to kill each other NOW in order to obtain the turtle helmet.
They run inside in search of the guard, but Phil is met by the guard called 7 in the cafeteria. 7 gives Phil his last meal, 32 god apples. Tubbo is pissed off because he got grilled cheese instead of macaroni cheese, but Phil has too much on his plate right now and runs off with Bagi again to find the guard.
They find the guard, talking with Pierre, Etoiles and Pomme. Phil quickly kills Bagi and is sent to solitary confinement. However, the door is left open.
Phil then starts to open all the doors so that everyone can get out of solitary when they need to. He turns around to find the turtle helmet guard.
Mhm mhm all the doors are open- Oh hey! So, I killed Bagi. I did what you said Very good, now onto the next thing Hey! You said one thing! The fuck? You can’t be changing the rules! Phil blinks his flashlight at the guards face in anger. The guard hands him another book. I want you to steal your daughter’s flute Motherfucker… and then will you give me your stupid fucking hat? with that and some other thing, yes, you’ll get it So what- how many “some other things” are there gonna be? oh you’ll know, you can put your trust in me Can I? Cuz you’ve shown like no… you’ve literally lied to me twice now. Yeah, it’s kinda difficult. you want the helmet right? YES! I do want the fucking helmet, yes.
The guard walks off.
Phil heads back inside where he tells Bagi that the guard won’t give him the helmet until he steals Tallulah’s flute. Bagi holds a chainsaw to the guards face, where he is undisturbed.
Quacki then comes up to Phil and tells him that she has a gift for him. Phil wants Quacki to kill the guard, but the little duck drops him a turtle shell of his own. Phil tells the guard to fuck off and puts on the helmet as he walks into the cafeteria. Fit, Pierre and the eggs notice that he has the helmet.
Phil gives Pierre and Fit each a yellow keycard. Fit offers Phil two golden apples, to which Phil gives Fit two of his god apples.
The guard called 3 comes over and asks Phil what he is doing. Phil responds saying that he’s showing off his last meal to his prisonmates. The guard buys it, and moves on.
Phil gives Chayanne and Tallulah their “last meals” while Bagi goes off with Phil’s turtle egg and diamond to try to convince Quacki to kill the turtle helmet guard.
Chayanne and Tallulah play hide and seek. Phil finds them and Quacki joins in. Phil quickly finds all three of them, and many others enter the room.
Phil’s turtle helmet is stolen by the turtle helmet guard and Phil is not happy about it. He sets Quacki on the guard and she tries to kill him, but is unsuccessful in her attempt.
Quacki then brakes a hole through the wall and helps Phil escape. He yoinks a bed from an igloo and finds some cursed snow. He then spots a structure off in the distance and heads over. He is spotted by a guard and shot down. The worker dances on him and sends him to solitary confinement.
Two guards escort him back inside the prison with everyone else, where Phil and Bagi have another talk with the turtle helmet guard.
Bagi tries to stab the guard with a knife and Charlie is flung across the room. The guard says he knows why Phil wants the helmet. They complain about how the guard stole their helmets, Quacki lays eggs, and the guard tells Phil that he can have it when he deserves it.
Phil then asks Tallulah if he can borrow her flute, promising to give it back to her as soon as he’s done showing it to someone. He shows it to the worker, who said “you can give it now.” Phil gives it back to Tallulah. The guard explains that he ment give it to him, not Tallulah.
Phil follows the guard into a different room, where they have a discussion.
You need to give the flute to me mate Oh, that wasn’t part of the deal. You didn’t specify that. Next quest please. Too late. Quest completed. Next quest mate. Ok, what if I get it from her? I might not be as gentle Right, it really sucks when you lose. Doesn’t it? It really sucks when you lose and you get out-gamed. You get out-mettagamed. I don’t see what the problem is. I did everything you said, and then you changed the rules again. What a shame. You either get tthe flute or you’ll have 1 child by the end of today Is that a fucking threat? Is that a fucking threat?! *nods* You really wanna do this? I will drag your ass across this prison, from one end to the other, by your fucking face. Do you? Yeah, let’s fucking go, get out of creative mode.
Phil is unheard as his permission to speak is taken away from him. Phil enters the classroom, dances in front of his friends, then spots the guard standing behind his kids. He immediately makes his way over and stands between the guard and Tallulah. The guard drops him a book that says, “your time is counting” but Phil doesn’t care. He keeps trying to kill the guard before giving up and calling him a pussy, which leads to many laughs from Etoiles and Tubbo.
Phil then joins in with language lessons. Chayanne tells Phil that Borboleta means Butterfly in Portuguese. Phil picks up a flint knife and tries to throw it at the helmet worker, but it bounces off of his shell. Phil spoils the word for everyone in order to hopefully leave the prison sooner, but ends up just getting yelled at by Charlie.
After lessons, Phil opens a door with his yellow keycard and Charlie and Fit come with him and try to escape, but they run into a dead end and are caught by some guards. Charlie wants to kill Fit to get the turtle helmet, but Phil tells him it’s not worth it. The guard gives Pac a turtle helmet, but it has Curse of Binding so he can’t take it off.
Phil then goes outside and investigates the trucks with his kids. 7 breaks a wall and Phil goes out to try and retrieve Sunny’s diamond block, but he is shot down and sent to solitary. He is let out and 7 asks him a question. Where he would like to rest in peace. He got a flute from Quacki and gave it to the turtle guard, who burned it. Then he had to kill someone he loves, he killed Quacki. He got his turtle helmet, and answered 7, saying he’d like to rest at The Nest with his eggs.
He spots Quacki and runs off to her, saying he thought she was dead. Phil then adopts Quacki as his third egg and they plan to escape together.
Sunny gives Phil a diamond block, and then Tubbo spots Chayanne and Tallulah in a hole. Phil and several others fall into it. Together, they escape the hole, and explore more around the trucks.
DanTDM has a truck, for some reason? Etoiles shows Phil that he has a gun. Quacki puts on a chestplate, and Phil hides in his truck. Quacki and Phil go off to find Chayanne and Tallulah. Tallulah gives Phil MUCHAS FLORES and he can’t even carry them all. Etoiles has obsidian now, and they make a plan to get to the Nether.
Eventually, Phil and his eggs head back inside to find—FELPS?!?!!! Felps had a turtle helmet already and starts blessing everyone. Phil convinces him that everything is real by giving him a god apple to eat. Felps blesses him, and Phil dances.
The inmates decide that they need to escape soon, so Phil goes to retrieve Antoine’s body. Phil lassoed him and Charlie adds some goop to his body so that the friction from being dragged along the floor won’t kill him.
Phil, Charlie, Fit, Tubbo, Sunny, Ramón, and Quacki plan to escape, but everything is blocked off. Everyone except for Phil, Fit, and Ramón decide to leave the prison. There is a new egg quest, so Phil needs to find Chayanne and Tallulah to build a house.
Together, they quickly build a house in about twenty seconds. Guard 3 tells them good job, and Tallulah requests Phil to sing Jort Storm.
Phil runs around trying to find Charlie, but can’t so he resorts to his final option… /tp.
Charlie suddenly appears and Phil quickly explains that they need to sing Jort Storm. Guard 3 walks in and says “Slay” then leaves. Charlie prepares, and 3 comes back, stares at them through the window, laughs, and says “Slay” again. Tubbo and Sunny join them, and the three adults start to sing.
After the song, Dorime starts to play and everyone starts to freak out whilst Phil reads the escape plans. Foolish, Fit, and Ramón are here now too, it’s getting a little cramped. Everyone just loses it for a little bit, before they leave the house.
Phil investigates the greenhouse with Fit and Ramón. They find nothing new. Etoiles, Pierre, and Pomme join them outside. They investigate the Ghost’s grave. Still nothing. Some guards show up and shoot at them, and they block off the greenhouse entrance. Quacki places some TNT which Fit lights, creating a new entrance to the greenhouse. She flies away, feeling sad. They search around again, and Ramón finds the entrance to the room they had seen the day before. However, they find nothing new in the room, UNTIL, Phil finds a redstone torch behind the wall.
Phil and the others continue to brainstorm to figure this out, but they got nothing. So they left to find the others. They find some people, and Phil decides to fill Foolish in on everything.
Phil makes his way onto the roof and snoops around the offices, but finds nothing. Quacki and Phil decide to investigate the greenhouse once more. They make their way over to it.
After several minutes of searching, and finding nothing, they decide to find the ghost’s diary from Charlie to see if it has any more clues that they’re missing. Tallulah joins them.
They head back to the prison, but Quackity tells everyone to head over to the greenhouse again.
Quackity pulls Phil aside and tells him that he has a leaver from an infiltrated guard. It could be a trap, or it could be their ticket outta here. They head over to the greenhouse.
Quackity gives Chayanne the leaver, because he knows where to place it. He places it, and a hole opens up into the sewer system. Everyone rushed in and they find a water tunnel.
Phil is the first to find his way to the end of the water maze. He helps the others find it. They get to a room where a button is pressed to move onto the next section. In the next room, there is a trapdoor they used to crawl to the next opening through another maze. They run down a tunnel, full of guards, but they manage to fend them off. They drop down a vertical tunnel into a new room, which lead them to an auditorium with a video playing. There were some workers, one with a yellow backpack, and one with a helmet. Someone pushed a button, and there was a corrupted nether portal. Phil believed that this was Evil Cucurucho’s origin story. They move on down the tunnel, discussing weather or not one of the workers could’ve been Walter Bob. They enter a room, a big red button placed in the center, and three separate tunnels leading to three separate chambers.
Phil and the kids run down one of the tunnels and try to help the others solve a create puzzle. One puzzle is figured out somewhere else, and luckily both Pierre and Tubbo show up to help them out with this puzzle. Shortly after, a second puzzle is solved, and they are the last puzzle that needs to be completed. Eventually, they totally legitimately figured it out and were granted access to the big red button. Without hesitation, EVERYONE pressed it.
They were all teleported to a giant abandoned library. It’s dark and creepy. Phil comforts Chayanne and Tallulah, who then start “play fighting” with each other. Tallulah asks Phil if they’re gonna die, and Phil gives his honest response. “I don’t know.” But he assures them that he will keep them safe.
Bagi notices that the star on the ground looks like a chandelier that fell from the ceiling. They all get a message saying “HAHAHA WELL DONE”. Mike suggests dropping the other two chandeliers to maybe escape. Phil explores a little more, before everyone receives a video message.
Someone walks up to a table with a large screen, saying “INSERT ONE OF THE NINE KEYS”. The person inserts it. In doing so, makes contact with Mr. ****. An Emergency Meeting is approved, and the Island is being restarted. A ten second timer counts down. It reaches zero, and for a split second, Phil watches as the earth cracked open around his home, and Phil is knocked out…

Phil was spotted unconscious by Cucurucho. As soon as Cucurucho arrived in the area where Phil was, his fledgelings, Chayanne and Tallulah were there trying to check if their father was okay. There is absolutely no problem though. The crowfather is just in a deep sleep for now. He will probably wake up soon. I hope. Cucurucho did say that no one can harm him though, especially The Watcher. Look on the positive side, the old crow finally got some shut eye and having a stress free sleep. Sweet dreams. [1]

February


Phil wakes up in the middle of the night, and on the roof of the house. He talks to the crows a bit before he has a "migraine." Once that migraine has passed, he argues with the crows on how to make tea, but the tea isn't working. Phil gets sadge and continues to argue with the crows as he leave and just swims away in the ocean. He wants to go home. He finds a giant sea temple where Fit can find a trident later. He then spots some weird mobs that freak him out so he just dips.
After a while of exploring, he heads back to his new home. He finds out that Em is his new neighbor! He heads over and leaves her some gifts in a chest. Phil checks out Cellbit's house and then heads over towards spawn. Phil messes with a few things and then is slapped upside the head by Ramon. Ramon invites Phil to Fit's surprise birthday party tomorrow and then Phil talks with him, Fit, and Pac and shows off some of the cool stuff on the upper level of the building.
After some short conversations, Fit informs Phil and Pac that whilst they were asleep in the prison, Cucurucho had been interrogating the eggs to see what they know. Phil was a bit upset by this, but the conversation quickly changed.
Phil told Fit where he would need to go in order to find a trident. As Pac left, Phil also informed him of the new dangerous mobs that lurked within the ocean. They then stole some backpacks and then Tubbo showed up in pajamas with Sunny. They talked a bit, and then Phil left to got find Chayanne and Tallulah.
Phil gets distracted, and spends the night finding money to buy a skateboard for Chayanne, and a flower bush for Tallulah, but he eventually made his way back home. Across the river, Tallulah was hanging out with Em and Bagi. Phil gifts Bagi the backpack he stole from spawn and talked about how to steal more things. Phil and Tallulah went to their casa to see Chayanne. Phil gave them their presents and invited them to Fit's party tomorrow. Tallulah told Phil that she went exploring with Luzu the day before and found lots of loot. Phil attempts to get a waystone, but fails and then finds out how to tame chocobos.
Phil and the kids go on a little adventure in the forest, and eventually make their way to spawn with Phil's new chocobo, Rinoa, where Chayanne tests out his new skateboard. Then the trio looked at the new art museum and then rushed back to spawn to be met with Fit, Foolish, Sunny, Ramon and Tubbo, who had gotten himself trapped in the elevator shaft.
Eventually, Tubbo was freed by a Black Bunny, and the group decided to go see Town of Fobo. When they arrived, Bagi and Em joined them as well. Eventually everyone else leaves and Phil, Chayanne, and Tallulah decide to go meet up with Etoiles and see dinosaurs! On the way there, Tallulah obtained a tortoise and Phil retreated a new waystone.
They arrived in the underground cave and met up with Etoiles and Pomme. Etoiles explained to them that for today, it is impossible for the eggs to die, and gave them the run down of what's going on. Then they set off on their adventure!
Together, the group captured many dinosaurs to keep and hopefully tame as pets. The had a few run ins with some angry blue dinosaurs, but it was nothing Etoiles and Pomme couldn't handle! Phil tried to turn Etoiles almost getting eaten by a T-rex into a teachable moment for Tallulah. They shouldn't keep dinosaurs as pets. They will eat us. But they're too cute and they make Tallulah happy, so Phil couldn't do anything to change her mind.
After their grand adventure, they went to visit Etoiles house to use the waystone to get back home. Phil warps home, but in a brief moment of miscommunication, he ends up accidentally leaving Tallulah and Chayanne behind. He pulls out Rinoa, and meets them near a pyramid, where they were running back. They try to kill him, but the eventually make piece.
When they arrived at home, Phil made sure that Chayanne and Tallulah got the waystone, and then they tried to place it near home, but it deleted itself, and Phil became sadge. Instead, Chayanne places a glowing Ambersol block on top of the house to make it shine out like a lighthouse.
Phil then spent the next five minutes trying to get an Orc Steel Axe out of the mouth of Tallulah's magpie. Eventually, he did, and he was happy once more. Lastly, Phil planted an Ancient Tree outside of their new casa, and tucked the kids into bed.

Phil wakes up in his bed with many eggs in his home. He takes some time to check around his house and notices the pictures painted by Tallulah and Missa. He proceeds to check the area for Missa, only to discover that he has a bed inside their home. Chayanne wakes up and Phil shows him the art on the wall. Chayanne gives Phil multiple stacks of iron from his mining trip with Tubbo, which Phil condenses down. Phil discusses going to a cave to find diamonds, as well as talk about what they still need for their home. Chayanne tells Phil about his wandering skater, and shows off his new wheels on his skateboard. He begins gathering more wood with Chayanne, while Phil also lights the surrounding area.
Sunny wakes up and chats with Phil and Chayanne, thanking them for letting her sleepover. They planned to take Sunny to spawn so they could meet up with Tubbo. Phil discovered the waystone at spawn was behind a paywall, he also checked out the missions at spawn and accepted some new quests. Phil, Chayanne and Sunny checked out the new items in the general store. Out of the kindness of his heart, Phil bought Sunny a rabbit plushie. Phil learns of the outrageous prices for items, and educates Sunny on texture glitches. Phil talks with Bagi about how you can repeat tasks. Fit greets Phil and they gawk over the diamond hammer for sale. Phil learns that the strongest armor is made out of chocobo feathers. Phil, Fit, Bagi and Pac learn that the translator has been updated and can now keep up with how fast they speak. Phil and Fit discuss the waystones being monetized, and talk about rare and unobtainable items. Antoine joins them and Phil teaches him how to do a kickflip on his skateboard.
Tubbo arrives at spawn and talks with Phil, he talks about the mining trip Tubbo, Chayanne, Tallulah and Sunny went on. Tubbo gives Phil chocobo armor, Fit joins and they discuss the billboard advertising the unlock goal for the nether. Phil learns that Luzu wants to kill Sunny due to Charlie killing Tilin. Phil shows Tubbo and Fit the dinosaur he got when visiting a new cave biome with Etoiles. Tubbo tells Phil and Fit about the domestication innovation mod when Tubbo shows them his fast horse. Tubbo tells Phil and Fit his plans to bring the industrial revolution to the new area of the island. Tallulah arrives and says her good mornings. Baghera gets knocked, Phil and Fit had planned to go and save her but she died. Tubbo continues to ponder the idea of going back to the old spawn. Phil, Tubbo, and Fit head over to spawn to watch Baghera skate. Phil and Fit time how fast Tubbo's horse can make it around spawn. Tallulah ran off cause she was bored, so Phil decided they would go home. Phil invited Baghera and Antoine to tag along to see his house. Baghera and Antoine got distracted by “the gay cave” so he ran ahead with Chayanne to their house. Phil crafts himself, Chayanne, and Tallulah paragliders so they can glide to areas quicker.
Baghera and Antoine caught up with Phil, so he showed them the rest of the way to his house. Phil tells Baghera and Antoine about Etoiles' pet dinosaur and advises them to speak to Etoiles about it. Baghera discovers Phil's karaoke machine and decides she's going to live with him. Tallulah confides in Phil and tells him she doesn't want Baghera to live with them. Phil informs Baghera that she can have the karaoke machine and put it in her own house, but Baghera does not take this news well and drowns herself. Phil tells Antoine about the stone tablets and how to use them. Baghera returns to grab her stuff from her dead body, Phil gives Baghera some additional stuff to help her find her other body and say their goodbyes to one another.
Phil goes to find Tallulah and discovers what the loot chests look like. He loots a ship and grabs some more materials while there. After gathering what he had found, he heads back to his kids. Chayanne shows Phil the smelter he built out back. While beginning the extension, Tallulah returns and shows Phil the cow she captured. Tallulah told Phil how Missa logged in the night before and left a painting, which he had already pieced together, but let Tallulah know it worked. Phil continues working on the extension, adding more space and a fishing dock. Chayanne and Tallulah leave and go on their own quest. Niki and Empanada visit Phil for a quick chat and check out his home, Tallulah and Chayanne return and say hello as well.
Phil and the kids head out to visit a pirate ship. They venture along a bit more and Phil discovers the Origin Valley biome as well as a Mooshroom Valley where they grabbed some mooshroom cows. As promised Phil took the kids mining, where they discovered Alex’s Cave. After spending sometime in the caves, Phil and the kids decided to head back home.

Phil wakes up to discover that Missa had been awake once again and created another piece of artwork of Tallulah. He began to reorganize some of the things around the house and the island before being jump scared by Tubbo at Cellbit's House. They two of them hung out for a while whilst Phil taught Tubbo how to use the Spelunkery Table.
Chayanne woke up and gave Phil more cave tablets. They decided to all go on a cave expedition later and Phil obtained another cave map. Tallulah awakens and presents Phil with a new friend, Brian the Crow!
Soon after, Fit and Sunny arrive to grab their waystone. Fit explains that his bald eagle, Fobio, came back to him from the old spawn. Sunny revealed the trick used and in doing so, returned, Brad Osvaldo Luis Manuel Perez, (aka Josefina), to Tallulah and Chayanne.
Phil showed Fit the origin tree and they all decided to go to the origin valley to relive the nostalgia. Sunny had to leave to help Tubbo with his either skeleton quest, and Phil taught Fit how to use the enigmas as well. After this, Fit shares his own news with Phil. Luzu's house is leaking radiation and it's spreading all over spawn, and then he ascended into the sky for eight minutes and fell to his death.
The group decides to try and find the dangerous cave that Phil has the map for, and the find the toxic cave, where they see a giant dead cat, vampires, and multiple structures to explore, where Fit found Spam. They discovered that Richarlyson and Mike had already been here and didn't find much useful loot, besides some sulfur, and the group retreated back to spawn.
At spawn the group looked for free things to steal and were jump scared by Richarlyson and Mike in a bikini, where they learned that Mike hadn't been the one exploring the sulfur cave with Richarlyson after all. The group hung out for a bit longer before Phil decided to take the kids home to work on the new storage room for a bounty.
Tallulah had the idea of putting the storage room underneath their house, but she dug down to discover the Baghera had already dug a small room underneath their house, leader back to her own.
They were then interrupted by one of the Black Bunnies that wanted to check their property value. Phil showed the bunny around their house whilst Chayanne cooked up some pies. The bunny was very happy with them, and went on its way.
Phil collects some more resources, and the family starts constructing the new storage room.
Tallulah reveals her new friend, a villager, who keeps trying to sleep in Missa's bed. Phil warns Tallulah that if he is still trying to do that when he returns from getting quartz, he will straight up just murder him.
On his way over to the skeleton spawner, Phil passes through Fobo and has a very brief conversation with Foolish. He then finds the spawner, where Mike was completing a quest. Phil asked if he knows where Tubbo's storage system is, but Mike doesn't know.
Phil heads back to Fobo where he meets up with Tubbo, Foolish, Sunny, Leo, and Lapin, the French Bunny. Phil crafts a storage unit and returns home to show Chayanne and Tallulah. Phil set up the storage system, and soon Pierre and Pomme came by to steal their crops and say hi. Pierre gave him 4 netherite scraps for the potatoes.
Phil completed his bounty and collected his reward of 500 coins, then went on a mission to collect more bounties and get calcite for Chayanne, but when he is about to leave spawn, he spots a new area, and is then ambushed by Etoiles, who shows him all of his new stuff. Pierre and Pomme meet up with them once again. Etoiles gives Pomme a powerful weapon and Etoiles teaches Phil how to become a tornado. Etoiles becomes a shadow and Pierre charges at Phil with a dinosaur. A lot of chaotic things happen, and eventually Phil leaves after catching up with his friends.
Phil collects the calcite, and then starts creative mode flying by accident, but uses his new ability to get home faster.
Phil arrives back home, delivers the calcite to Chayanne, and shows Tallulah the storage system. Phil then shows off his new ability by T-posing and ascending into the sky.
The trio completes bounties together, and Phil takes Brian the crow. Tallulah recommends a song for them to listen to, and they jam out to it whilst talking about anime.

Phil wakes up in his home. He sees the penguin is in his bed again. He checks to see if his fledgelings are awake. Tallulah is still sleeping in her bed. Chayanne is awake somewhere. He left signs saying he slept over at Empanada’s house because Empanada was scared. Phil just talks to the crows for a bit. He tells the crows that he wants to create a “hot girl beach” for Mouse as her house is floating on water. The old crow sails off in his boat to fish. He arrives at a pirate ship and loots the chests on it. His wings are out and are getting wet whilst swimming to different ships. He loots a chest and receives a shiny trophy. He has been “rewarded for his greed!” He sails away.
Phil continues to explore different areas. Even finding a beach like area. The greedy greedy crow gets his hands on shell loot boxes yet again. He suggests the idea of advertising them as “valentines day mystery loot boxes.” His grubby hands get as many as the crow can carry. The old man thinks about what his plans are for today. Other than getting stuff, he got to make sure Tubbo is okay today and not attack everyone on Valentines day. The crow continues to explore.
The crow lands in this village-like area with an old cemetery. He searches for what he can from the area. Even went through the effort of digging up graves. The greedy crow exclaims “It's not graverobbing. Its recycling!” Phil continues to explore the area. Suddenly gets a message from Quackity who was inviting Phil to his home. Phil gets the coordinates for Quackity’s home. It is close to Death Island. After messaging Quackity, he continues to explore and returns home after a period of time. Phil unloads his resources into the storage system to see Chayanne has returned home.
The crowfather asks his little chef how he is and what he has been up to. Yesterday, Chayanne attended the Carnaval event and he was telling Phil all about it. Chayanne mentioned that the event was fun but the nuke was boring and he didn’t enjoy school. The school was “nukes, economics, and group work”. The fledgeling even mentioned that he met 악어 (Acau) too and 악어 (Acau) gifted Chayanne diamonds. Chayanne gifts his father, Phil, a chocolate box. Phil tells his child he is going to rename the shell loot boxes and come back. He finds an anvil outside and renames it to ‘Valentine's Surprise (RARE LOOT ENABLED)’. On Phil’s adventures, he found pretty mushrooms in Pink and Blue and the excited crow tells his child to follow him so that he can show them off in his back garden. Phil tells his child that they should visit Quackity and leads the way to Quackity’s abode. The crow thinks Sunny and Tubbo are already at Quackity’s home.
Phil and Chayanne arrive at Quackity’s house. Fit, Tubbo, Sunny and Ramon are already there. Quackity offers to give Phil a tour. The tour was over so fast. Quackity proudly proclaims that the home is “one acre”. A block of wood was sitting outside Quackity’s home and Quackity calls it “his new decoration.” Phil just sits on it. Quackity attempts to flirt with Phil. Chayanne comes out to tell Quackity that his dad “is taken, Tio”. Quackity explains that it's valentine's day and he wanted to ask Fit out. To Quackity surprise, Fit is taken. Quackity asks Phil if Fit is taken. Phil confirms that Fit is taken. Quackity give Fit some relationship advice. As he is doing that, Phil rearranges the loot boxes into little bundles to give to his friends. Quackity gets salty over Fit being in a relationship. Phil sees an avocado tree and he farms avocados for a bit. The eggs come to hang with Phil. Sunny tells Phil that Quackity had a breakdown after finding out Fit is with Pac.
Pac and Richarlyson arrive. Pac tells Fit that he left something at his house and takes out a white robe. Quackity looks at it and freaks out after finding out that Pac had dry cleaned it. Whilst this is happening, Phil brings Tubbo aside to give him the Valentine Surprise. Richarlyson jokes around with Tubbo as well.
They return to the front lawn of Quackity’s home. Phil and Tubbo are having a conversation about Wilbur.Chayanne and Sunny are dancing in the background. Phil claims that Quackity is missing Wilbur and realising he isn't coming back soon so that's why he’s confessing his love to Fit.
춘식 (CHUNSIK) arrives along with 악어 (ACAU) . Quackity tells 악어 (ACAU) that he organised a housewarming party and Quackity decides to give him a tour of his place. 악어 (ACAU) walks through the door and says “Nothing’s changed.” After Quackity tells him “its one acre”, 악어 (ACAU)responds with “it's perfect to live alone.” Phil sits and listens on the conversation between Acau and Quackity. Then gives 춘식 (CHUNSIK) some of the loot boxes. Then Quackity says “A housewarming party needs housewarming gifts.” Phil gives some more loot boxes to Quackity. Then Quackity went to sleep and apparently is going to “die alone”. That’s what Quackity said to everyone before sleeping.
Phil continues to hang out with his friends. He gives a luck ring to 악어 (ACAU). 악어 (ACAU) suggests to Phil that he wants to go to a dungeon for the egg quests. The crow is eager to go with his new friend and goes to spawn to check the quests. Suddenly, Phil has a dream for some reason on the bunny introducing him to the new spawn. This seemed a bit of Deja vu, right? Then wakes up and a cinematic plays informing Phil that the Cucurucho Cookies are returning and the ways to take care of his children with new quests from a huge board in a bakery. It seems fun. After accepting some of the quests at spawn he returns to 악어 (ACAU)‘s place. 악어 (ACAU) asks Phil and Fit if they want to go. They say yes and also Tubbo wants to come too. All the eggs come with and get the quests from spawn so they can get the underwater dungeon quest.
All aboard! Fit,Ramon, Chayanne, Phil , 악어 (ACAU) and 춘식 (CHUNSIK) all arrive at Death Island and leave Death Island to go to the nearby ocean monument. They arrive at the monument but Tubbo. Whilst waiting for Tubbo, Phil takes out his glitch textured blocks and shows them to Fit. The glitch textured blocks are Yellow spruce leaves. Richarlyson and Pac are also attending to do the ocean dungeon too. Once everyone arrives, they all clear and complete the dungeon. There isn’t much loot though but they got a ton of sponges and killed a lot of guardians.
Suddenly, Tubbo was slain by Richarlyson. After swimming to the surface of the dungeon, Phil sees Sunny and Chayanne clinging to Tubbo’s body which is lying there. They weren't letting go. Phil says to the eggs that they want to go home. Sunny jumps back in the water and hangs near Fit and Chayanne is still there clinging to Tubbo’s body. Chayanne is looking at Tubbo’s body hoping that his godfather isn't dead. The crowfather comes to comfort his grieving child. Is he dead? Everyone but Sunny leaves to go to spawn. Phil is now left with two grieving children.
Richarlyson is back. Now Phil is alone with 3 eggs. What will he do now? Phil explains the Tubbo egg joke which Tubbo claimed to have lost one life and committed to the bit. Now Tubbo lost another. Richas explains that he and Tubbo had a crazy roulette game and he says that he “wouldn’t have done it if he’s on his last life". Suddenly Phil receives a message from the great beyond from Tubbo which Phil passes the message on saying to Sunny that “your dad loves you”. The crowfather reassures the grieving children that Tubbo isn’t dead. Richarlyson is skateboarding on the water. Richarlyson lets Phil have a turn on his skateboard.
Suddenly the eggs all have cute outfits for the Valentines day event. Phil says “you’ve been yassified, Chayanne!” Richarlyson leaves to go to spawn. Phil looks at Sunny and Chayanne who were both still clinging to Tubbo. He asks them to jump in a boat and they’ll come back later. Sunny jumped into the boat and after some moments, his grieving son gets into his boat and they drive back to Death Island.
The Crowfather and the grieving children arrive back at the house. Tallulah is awake and is at the dock in her nice floral outfit. Bagi and Empanada arrives on Death Island too. After giving a good morning to his daughter, the crow tells Bagi, Tallulah and Em that they went on an adventure and Tubbo died. Phil has hope that he can find a way to bring Tubbo back to life. Apparently, Phil heard from the ghost of Tubbo who said that Richarlyson finished him off as in killed him fully.
Phil, Chayanne, Tallulah , Sunny, Bagi and Empanada all go to spawn. Phil tells his friends the devastating news that Tubbo is dead. Then Pepito hands Phil a flower and a book.
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Feliz San Valentin!
No olvides que también es una fecha para celebrar el amor a nuestras personas especiales.
Come mucho chocolate porfavor! :-D
English Translation:
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Happy Valentines Day!
Don't forget that it is also a date to celebrate love to our special people.
Eat lots of chocolate please! :-D
Phil was happy to received this from Pepito. As they continue to hang out at Spawn, Em gives a flower called “You are loved-Em”. The residents are told to follow the penguins. Phil follows the penguin Queso to the event area. They arrive at the train station. The penguins tell the residents to get on the train. The residents get on the train. Phil is sitting at the back of the train with Fit. Choo! Choo! Off they go!
The train arrives at the event area. All the residents get off the train. Phil meets up with Fit and Fit wants Phil to see Ramon’s moustache. Phil sees it and makes a joke around Markiplier saying “Markiplier on the QSMP”. Cucurucho is there wishing everyone a Happy Valentine’s day and gives everyone cakes and goodies. Phil approaches a poster which educates the origins of Valentine's Day and how it's celebrated around the world. As he’s reading it, Bagi says to him to look to his right and Cucurucho was there to offer a hug to him.
Then Phil explores the market stalls. After looking round at what each stall has to offer, Tallulah gives a gift to him and wishes him a Happy day of love and friendship and gives her a gift. The gift was a bouquet of roses called “to the best Papa out there, luv u <3” and a chocolate bar. Papa Phil thanks Tallulah for the gift and she hugs Phil. Moments later, Bagi hands a bouquet of roses too and she wishes Phil a happy valentines day!
The crow father and his daughter hops onto the Ferris wheel. Cucurucho follows and also hops on. After it went round, they got off. Then Phil, Chayanne, Tallulah and Leo jump on. They go round. Then Sunny and Cucurucho jumps in again. They go round and Mike jumps in. They go round and they all hop off.
Phil jumps on the Ferris Wheel again and couldn't get the create wrench from the floor of the ferris wheel cart. He asked Chayanne to get it. He gets it. The angel of death attempts to jump off the side of the Ferris wheel with his skateboard. He plays with the skateboard. PonPon calls Phil “Biblically accurate Tony Hawk.” Phil continues to hangout with his eggs and his friends at the event.
Later on in the event, Tallulah hands Phil a letter. He read it.
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February 14
Papa,
Feliz dia del amor y la amistad! Gracias for considering me your daughter and always being there for me and Chayanne.
You are a great inspiration for me and the person that makes me feel safe and
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loved, something I lacked after papi left. I will always be grateful for you, and I hope I can repay it to you at some point.
Gracias for being patient when I am slow, when I am stubborn and really sad, teach me every time you’re awake
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gracias por ser mi papá!
Love you mucho, I can’t wait to see what the future holds for our familia.
With love,
Tu niña Tallulah <3
When Phil finished reading his letter, he ran to find his daughter and finds her talking to a penguin at the market. He says thank you for the sweet letter. Tallulah said to her dad: me fui porque me dio vergüenza (translation: I left because I was embarrassed) Phil clarified the translation to her by asking “did you feel embarrassed, Tallulah?” Tallulah nodded her head. Phil hugs his daughter for the sweet letter
It was movie night time. The crow father and his children arrive at the venue and get the popcorn. Then they go find their seats and enjoy the movies.
After the last movie, Tallulah felt upset. All the residents who were there hugged Tallulah. Then the children and Phil felt like it was time for them to leave. As they were about to leave, they were being called to attend the picture time. The concerned crow father comforts his children and Cucurucho insists on Phil and his children attending the picture time. In the end they do.
After having a picture, Phil asks their children if they want to leave or stay. The children decided on leaving. Chayanne gets Sunny to come with and they all decide to visit the Carnaval event area. Phil is alone with 3 eggs. Let’s hope nothing terrible will happen. They explore the carnaval area. The greedy crow wanders around to see if there’s anything for him to steal. The old crow and his family decide to take care of Sunny until Tubbo comes back. That’s if he comes back. He’s dead to the world but is he really dead? They stopped by the Valentine's Day event area to see if there's anything left.
Phil and the eggs return to spawn to have some fun time together. The crow father goes into the egg bakery to get his kids some Cucurucho cookies. Yum! Tallulah was sitting on a bench outside the bakery as she's not feeling her happy perky self. Chayanne goes and sits next to Tallulah. Both of the fledgelings had a terrible day today. One witnessed the death of their godfather and the other had a movie about her that made her miss her Papi. The crow was trying to cope with himself. He goes into the arcade and busts a grove. He calls upon his kids to witness the old man show some moves.'
Whilst the crow was cheering up his fledgelings and Sunny in Bust a Groove, an unknown being appears by the entrance of the arcade. Phil stops what hes doing and in a fit of panic, asks the eggs to stand behind him. The being was unknown to Phil and he couldn’t trust it. He had armed himself with his sword and shield to protect himself, Tallulah, Chayanne and Sunny. Phil demanded to know who he was but Creation didn’t answer him directly. The crow was asking questions to know what Creation had wanted. He told Phil “I seek shell” and looked at the eggs. The crowfather stayed grounded keeping his shield and sword drawn and ready to protect. He didn’t know whether to trust Creation considering every random being that's not from Quesadilla Island, always coming for a threat but this time was different. Creation said calmly, “Guardian, peaceful. Guardian. Please move.” Phil refused and tried to hit him back to let Chayanne, Tallulah and Sunny leave to go to a safe place.
Phil backed out of the arcade still with his shield and sword drawn ready to protect himself, hoping for Creation to not be a threat. Creation said “I don’t hurt.” The crow continues to be confused on what Creation wanted. What did he want? To which, Creation responded, "Primary protected location missing. Protocol to protect rank 1." It took the crow a while but he finally pieced together that this meant for Tubbo but the crow was still hesitant to trust. The being insisted that he had an "order of protection" and needed to "protect rank 1". Philza continued to question for specifics. Creation asked “Where’s keeper?” but the crow didn’t know who this was. Phil questioned “Are the eggs ‘shell’?” Creation specified that he wanted the mother of "pancake shell." The clever crow finally solved it. The eggs were shells. Then Creation said “Mother of the pancake shell is keeper. ” Before Phil had a chance to respond, Creation said that Phil is the guardian. The crow took a while to piece things together. Creation said that Phil is the guardian again and that the others got other titles. Phil slowly pieced it and messaged Bagi what he found out. During the conversation between Creation and Phil, Creation questioned Phil on why he hurt him. Phil responded that hes “paranoid of people taking away his eggs” or trying to hurt the residents. Creation, being overloaded with information, leaves to go outside for fresh air and sit on a bench outside spawn. Philza was still puzzled on who “rank 1” was. The confused crow stood aside messaging Bagi on his thoughts on Creation and returned home to his humble abode on Death Island.
The crow father reflects on what happened at that moment and just thinks that the Creation thing was weird. Upon entering his house, he wonders where his kids are. He finds his kids coming up from the basement. Phil questions Sunny if she is aware of Creation. Sunny shakes her head no. The crow tells the eggs of what happened. Phil tells them that he doesn’t “think it's hostile” and thinks it's a robot. Then, Phil gives Cucurucho Cookies to Chayanne and Tallulah. He mentions to Sunny to ask Bad for some cookies because the poor crow is trying to make it with two eggs. Phil offers to let Sunny have a sleepover if she wishes to but Sunny declines the offer saying she doesn’t want to leave Leo alone.
Suddenly Creation turns up at the house demanding for Rank 1. Whilst this was happening, Chayanne closed the doors to the house on Creation. Phil stops Chayanne closing the door. He questions the being asking “Who is rank 1?” Creation replies with “the one that isn’t yours.” Sunny goes outside and fearlessly stands next to Creation. It was then it was confirmed that Sunny is Rank 1. The crow explains to Sunny that it's her choice if she could go with him or not. The worried crow says to Sunny that if there's any trouble, come find him, Chayanne or Tallulah. They will be here to support her. Sunny nods. Suddenly, without warning, Creation looked at Sunny, pointed and Sunny just disappeared. Phil was left baffled upon what Creation had done. Creation walked towards the docks and lay down on it. The Crowfather questioned Creation asking how he knew he could trust Creation. Creation pointed and brought Sunny back, assuring Phil that Sunny was safe. She told him it was warm there, “like a blanket” and Phil was somewhat reassured. The crow hoped that Creation won’t do the same like other strangers did on Quesadilla Island in the past that wanted to harm the eggs. Phil was left speechless when Creation had said “Primary protector will be found and be recovered into a backup.” Creation turns to Phil and tells him:
I need your help What do you need help with Locating I know where his body is, I know where his body is. Primary Protector I know where he is, I know where he is
Phil tells his children to stay at the house. Creation puts his attention on Chayanne:
Duck shell I'll take him I'm sorry, Primary Protector is sorry. Duck Shell, where go? He’s a bit upset. He’s a bit upset. He watched Primary Protector die. Erm… and Duck Shell was meant to protect Primary Protector. Primary Protector cannot die. Primary Protector was never alive to begin with
Creation then turns to Tallulah and says Goodbye to “trauma shell” .Phil hops into his boat along with Sunny and Creation and they drive off to the location of Tubbo’s body.
Phil and Creation arrive at the location of Tubbo’s body. Creation then stared at the body and began talking [2]:
Oh dear. Parts of the data is missing Cannot reconstruct That’s unfortunate, what's it missing? Purpose data missing Purpose? How do we recover that? It must be rebuilt. How? this is beyond my protocol. Okay Primary protector I am sorry I have failed
The Crow has hope that Tubbo can be alive again. He motivates Creation to have hope that “they can do this” and bring Tubbo back. There's gotta be something they can do, right? Creation then continues:
Primary protector your shell will never be hurt again Must find the missing data Ok where Know who damaged? Yes, I know who damaged. Take Okay we have to find them.
and with that, Creation pointed at Sunny, and took her to the warm place once more. They got into a boat and drove off. Phil then messages Mike to find the location of Richas. Mike messages Phil back and tells him that Richas is with himThey got back to the Death Family house and awaited on Richas to come. Creation takes Sunny out of her warm place and orders her to be looked after by the duck shell, Chayanne.
Please let me put rank 1 with duck egg. Like in your protection? Duck shell please come. What if he doesn't want to go? Need duck egg to watch/protect rank 1. rank 1 please go with duck shell only for moment.
Creation turns to Philza and talks to him:
I must take care of the harm, Guardian. Will you hurt the harm? Unable to hurt, wish I could. Protocol will not allow. Thank goodness. Thank you duck shell, you are very good. Primary protector is very sorry and will be back with you shortly, please stand by.
Creation leaves Sunny to be taken care of by Chayanne. Whilst leaving Sunny in the care of Chayanne, Creation asked Phil to take him to the hurt. The guardian questions Creation’s actions asking him if he would harm the “hurt” and Creation said no, only wishing he could but he was programmed to not harm. Phil messages Mike to find some sort of way for Creation to meet up with Richarlyson. Then, the crow father tells his son about what happened to his Godfather, Tubbo. The duck shell promised to take care of Sunny.
Transcription:
Please let me put rank 1 with duck egg. Like in your protection? Duck shell please come. What if he doesn't want to go? Need duck egg to watch/protect rank 1. rank 1 please go with duck shell only for moment. I must take care of the harm, Guardian. Will you hurt the harm? Unable to hurt, wish I could. Protocol will not allow. Thank goodness. Thank you duck shell, you are very good. Primary protector is very sorry and will be back with you shortly, please stand by.
Phil decides to travel to spawn to meet up with Mike (also Mine) and Richarlyson. The concerned crow messages Mike to tell him not to freak out as this entire situation is “weird”. Phil and Creation travel to Spawn. Once they arrive, Phil speaks to Mike and continues to reassure him and Richas to not freak out upon seeing Creation. Upon seeing him, Richarlyson is quite happy and is jumping around. It is as though he knows who he is. Creation recognised Richarlyson and then pointed at him to put Richas in his safe space. To Mike and Mine’s worry, Philza constantly was telling them to stay calm and reassured that Richarlyson is fine. Creation brought back Richarlyson so he can explain to Mike and Mine that he’s okay. To make Creation look less terrifying, Mike asked Creation to put a straw hat on. Mike and Phil laughed when Creation put the hat on. Then Creation took it off. Creation and Richas have a conversation between them two. Then Creation called Richas “Rank 7” and he explained a few of the ranks to the others such as Rank 2 and 3 are duck shell (Chayanne) and Trauma Shell (Tallulah). Then, Phil sends the coordinates of the location of Tubbo’s body to Mike and Mike leaves to go meet Phil up then. Before Phil had left, Creation told Phil to wait until it was just him and Phil at spawn. Then Creation felt that rank 7 (Richas) may be withholding the data. Phil suggested the weapon may be what the data was but Creation insisted that the data was not violent. Creation then told him that he could never tell the primary protector of Creation's existence. It was now his job to keep the secret which had been kept before.
The two then went back to Death Island and re-joined the others so they could go back to see the primary protector once more. While waiting for Mike to come over, Creation told rank 7 that he had upset him and clarified to Phil that the ranking is in the order of who was most important to save. If a lower threat were to be a threat to a higher ranking shell then they would be removed, though he would "not be hurting, that would be for centre control."
As they waited some more, Bagi and Bad came over with Pomme to check out what was going on. Creation recognised Bad and thanked him for keeping the secret from the primary protector. After they all got there, Creation asked for the missing purpose data. Chayanne offered up a wrench but Creation told him that was a wrench, "not data, silly shell." He asked for a computing device, when Bad asked if he wanted a computer or calculator he agreed but couldn't specify, saying that the terminal was not fast enough, wanting a "gold terminal" which would be necessary to bring back the primary protector. While Phil had a conversation about how to get the item needed to bring Tubbo back, others Creation apologised to Sunny and gave her a hug. He told her that if he was unable to return the primary protector, he had one final message from him for her:
Just know that it misses you strongly and will have you saved in memory for a long time. I cannot tell you the full message until primary protector is gone for good. There are things that only you must know, important things, but we are not there yet. I think this might be all I can manage.
After saying this, there was a little confusion and upset from other islanders and eggs but he couldn't clarify further. He told them his sides had become too hot and he needed to cool off.
After cooling off a little, Creation said "I have failed you" and then vanished into thin air. The crow was eager to find the item to bring his friend back. He left Death Island and returned to spawn to look around it to find the item that was needed. Phil couldn’t find it there so he tried looking in the Town of Fobo. Phil seems to not have the Town of Fobo waystone so he tries to look for it. He couldn’t find it so he messaged Bagi. She messaged back the coordinates of the waystone’s location. After collecting it, he looks around and finds nothing out of the ordinary.
Then he travels back to his home and looks for where his friends are. Bad and Bagi are in Death Family’s back garden hanging out with the eggs. As Phil approaches them, he asks if Sunny is with them. Both Bagi and Bad confirm it. The concerned father approaches Sunny and asks her if she knows of any secret that only Tubbo and herself knows. Sunny shakes her head no. Sunny continues to have a conversation with Pomme. Phil offers to Sunny that she could stay with Chayanne and Tallulah. The crow wonders where his fledgelings are.
Phil goes further in his back garden and sits with his children at the pond area. By the time, Phil had found his kids, everyone that was once on their little island went off to do their own thing. Chayanne and Tallulah along with their father, Phil, reflect on the crazy day they had. Tallulah is a little bit upset over the fact that Creation called her Trauma Shell and she assumes that’s what everyone thinks of her. Phil reassures her, telling Tallulah that that's what “a robot would see you as”. Phil looks at his stressed children and sees they aren’t feeling too good about today. He tells Chayanne to not blame himself over today. I know it's tough, Chayanne but “do not blame yourself for this.” Chayanne honestly thought that “Tubbo is an egg bit” was a joke but didn’t expect him to be dead. No one did. Phil tells his son that everything is going to be fine soon. Both children vent to their father about how they are feeling about the entire situation.
The crow father and his fledgelings enter the humble abode while getting ready for bed. Tallulah didn’t hesitate and went straight to bed. Chayanne and Phil get themselves ready for bed and get themselves into bed. The father wishes his children a goodnight. Chayanne wishes his father a goodnight. He even said “I love you.” Before going to bed himself, Phil reflects on the day he had with the crows. Then he falls asleep.

The first thing Philza sees when he wakes up is a penguin on his bed and another one merged with his warpstone. Tallulah is already awake and stops Phil from killing the penguin in the warpstone. While rearranging his house and storage a bit, he finds a book from Fit. It says:
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Dear Philza,
You are a great friend and a powerful ally.
It’s just a shame that soon, you’re going to…
well…you know…
~Your friend
Fit
Phil decides to ignore him.
On the other hand, he gets a tad worried, because Tallulah tells him that Creation currently has Sunny on a pokeball, and he realizes that she might die because, even with her fatherdbeing dead, she still needs cookies. But he can’t take the responsibility of taking care of her with two kids already under his wing. If that wasn’t enough, Tallulah also breaks him the news that BadBoyHalo is dying. Narrating everything they did together yesterday, she explains. Phil’s mood is brought down by Bad having made a reference to his flightless wings, a touchy subject that was supposed to be a secret. Apparently, after the kid faced him for what he had said, she discovered a backpack full of meds and asked Bad what they were for, him not thinking twice before telling her that he was dying. Tallulah gets mad with Phil for a second and stops explaining, but Phil convinces her to keep going because, if his friend is dying, they need to help him. Unfortunately, Bad didn’t explain anything, he just brushed it off, something that doesn’t surprise Phil because of how selfless he knows his friend can be. Phil asks Tallulah again if she told Bad about the swan dive off the wall he took, but Bad had just seen it happen in real time.
During that, he sees Chayanne move on his bed, and he goes to wake up his kid, but Chay refuses, so he plays some epic music, blows a horn and gives some inspirational speech. Chayanne gets up immediately, and thus the family starts with their day.
Tallulah gives a slice of birthday cake (Her birthday was the day before) to her father because in the brazilian culture you give the first one to the person you appreciate the most, and Phil and Chayanne make stacks of avocado toast. A donkey appears in the beach and they decide to take care of him, this time promising to not let it die like all the others before him.
After making VERY clear that the kids must never go near a nuclear creeper (Bad had wanted to do that with Tallulah), the three of them go to spawn to meet Fit, Ramón and Sunny. Fit shows him a watering can that is actually unlimited bone meal! He tries to scam Phil (He wants to sell it when it’s something easily craftable), but that is unsuccessful. On the contrary, Phil manages to sell him an illegal item he has for 303 coins (Fit comments it reminds him of home, 2b2t). Meanwhile, the crow fills Fit about Creation. He tells him that he has appeared because Tubbo is dead, something Sunny is in denial about, having baked cake to eat together and screaming at Phil for saying he is dead, that he has learnt about the rank of importance every egg has; Sunny is rank 1, Chayanne is rank 2, Tallulah is rank 3 and Richas is rank 7; and that Creation needs a special kind of computer to revive his creator.
After catching up, the group goes to visit Fit’s house. Trying not to comment on the appearance of the house, Phil compliments the wall it’s builded on. The first place they access is Fit’s empty scrapyard, and then they go to the shitshack. Here, Fit shows Phil the trophy they won after a football match during carnival where Richas took the place of the ball (Something that incredibly unsettled Phil) and, after that, Phil went into a room with a huge Pac painting on the wall of him riding a horse in the sunset. Phil cackles as Fit blushes and tries to give an explanation as to why he has that, but his friend doesn’t judge and they soon change the subject to Fit’s future plans for the house. Instead of improving the actual building, he wants to fill the scrapyard with random blocks in a chaotic pile. During this, Chayanne silently goes to a corner and sits down with his eyes lost, not reacting to anything. Tubbo’s death really hit him hard, feeling like he had failed the boy he had taken as his proclaimed son. After he finally snaps out of it, they all do a group hug trying to cheer him up and they go to spawn to claim some bounties.
Phil claims several bounties and they go to the school to complete the bounty of “Giving a class to several players”. But, the moment they got out of spawn, crying obsidian suddenly appeared in his inventory. Phil freaks out and soon throws it away, not knowing where that came from. Trying to forget this incident, they reach the school.
Phil comfortably gets into his role and starts doing a roll-call. Then, the class starts. It’s about taxes. Tallulah immediately gets up and writes a sign saying she doesn’t like his class and is going to tell her dad about it, but Phil says he’ll call himself and tell himself he is doing a great job. Fit backs him up calling Tallulah a nerd, and Chayanne gets up and hits the two adults. Phil ends up calling himself saying that Lulah is not paying attention, and with a filter over his voice, he tells the kid that she has to pay attention and that the teacher means well. Tallulah finally sits down and Phil ends the call, not wasting the opportunity of calling out the crows for being annoying. But then Sunny starts acting up instead of the other girl, showing a lot of attitude. She even puts an ax in front of Phil’s face as a threat. Phil, in an incredibly low blow, tells her that if she continues like that, he may find a bit of trouble in getting her dad back. Chayanne almost instantly jumps in and tells him he is horrible at his job and he should quit. Fit suggests incorporating corporal punishments in the classroom. At this point, Phil suddenly loses his mind and starts screaming at the class, picking up his things yelling that he quits and slamming the door on his way out.
Not even a second later, he comes back in saying that he is the substitute teacher, with a chicken hat on and quacking. The class gets incredibly unsettling and he doesn’t try to teach anything, just talking about his horrible life with a smile and focusing a lot on his shiny beak. During it, he offers Sunny to teach her about tax evasion, something that hooks her instantly. But it doesn’t stop being unsettling the whole time. So much that Sunny prefers to sleep during the rambling. Phil finally finishes and they are all incredibly grateful for that.
After that…interesting class, they head to the Korean’s house (The house that appeared when the koreans started to arrive) to complete another mission. It’s a quick mission to solve, so soon after they find themselves going to Phil’s house to get some penguins for another mission. During the walk home, Philza kidnaps a chicken.
While they collect some penguins, Phil crafts the infinite bone meal and, thanks to that, they crash Tubbo’s plan of getting rich by selling bone meal; and also complete another mission. Fit also happened to send some penguins into a “better place”, something both parents agree not to tell Tallulah about.
Unfortunately, one of the penguins they took was one the little girl was very emotionally invested in. The first thing she says to Phil when he finds her curled in the corner of the bed is that “You took the clingy penguin away”, and refuses to look up from the emptiness that fills her now. This is quickly solved by bringing another penguin to the bed, something that makes Tallulah instantly cheer up. But even if she feels better now, she threatens to do the same thing to Brian (Fortunately, she doesn’t follow up on her threat). Ramón and Fit part ways with the family as they go to visit the museum, and during the museum Sunny leaves too.
When their visit to the museum is done, they follow the river to go to Bad’s place, led by Tallulah and the crows. Finding a red wood house, Brian suddenly appears for a second, having followed, just to get lost. Bad comes out of the building and greets them, but he soon joins the search for the bird. Phil grows more and more distressed every second his loyal crow spends being lost, but luckily, they finally find him hiding behind an ostrich. Chayanne remembers the whole point of why they came to the house and sets a stasis chamber in Bad’s basement, a place he is preparing to teleport the children in case they’re ever in imminent danger.
Bad gives them a tour of the house. Though, when Bad goes off to prepare a pickaxe for Phil, Tallulah gets her father’s attention and points to a red backpack that says “MEDS FOR DAD. Take care plz <3 We love you”. Phil opens it and finds a huge amount of potions from where several have already been taken. Phil tries to think about how to bring the subject up, all of the family members worried, Chayanne especially shocked about everyone around him suddenly starting to die and almost falling back to his depressed state. Bad comes back and gives Phil the pick and the Crow Father tries to tiptoe around the subject. The other brings up the perfect opportunity to ask when he steps a bit away and drinks one of the meds, making Phil ask about what that is. Bad tries to act a fool, and says the backpack might be for AyPierre. By bringing up Pierre, he successfully moves the conversation towards him, looking at his new create machine, and then they keep talking about the machine and his exp farm, and they go on and on connecting subject after subject. They end up leaving the house without tackling the problem again. While sailing down the river, they stop for a second in a big cave to get a green mushroom, since he didn’t have one of that color.
Once they reach their home, Philza clears his inventory and they go back to collecting bounties, this time going to clear 3 orc camps. While they’re looking for them, they stumble upon a volcanic sand biome and stop for a while to collect some of it (He also teaches Tallulah the quickest way to get sand using a torch). They clear the first one pretty quickly and grab some purple mahogany saplings for Tallulah. The bounty is claimed in a few minutes, so they spend some time exploring the area around the camps they found. For a moment, Phil travels to spawn alone to finish a transaction with Bad, paying 420 coins for a maxed out suit of armor. He warns the demon that Pierre was trying to out business him buy also selling maxed out armor for a lower price, kills some creepers for another bounty and reunites with his kids in the square outside spawn.
Tallulah comes with gear and ready to train and start learning pvp with Phil while Chayanne watches them from the side, cheering for his sis and sipping tea. Phil asks her about different pvping terms to see if she knows what they are and how to do them, and determines he will teach her today about how to use a shield. He explains different things about the shields, about what types of weapons go through them and how to break herself through one, doing a few head on examples. Then, he moves onto strayfing. They ready themselves with sticks and they do some practice to show it works, quickly overwhelming Tallulah and showing her that it is pretty effective; he teaches her how to do it and how to avoid it. After, he teaches the child how to do punish crits, the same way as they did the strayfing: Showing her how it works and then how to do it and how to avoid it. The training session is so intense they faint for a few seconds several times(Out of roleplay: The server lags and kicks them out several times).
They finally call it a day after putting everything to practice with some mobs. Tallulah begs Phil not to sing about a bird jumping and dying again, so he settles on a lullaby about the codes, with the cawing of the annoying crows as backup. He tucks the eggs in their beds, tells them goodnight and goes to sleep.

Phil wakes up on the edge of the balcony of his house. He goes inside to find Chayanne’s bed missing, with some signs down explaining that Chayanne was woken up by Creation for something, and that he would be careful. Phil takes the opportunity to explore by himself, traveling far north in search of new things to discover and to complete his creeper killing quest. He checks out some underwater temples along the way. He also takes the time to capture two Mantis Shrimp. He then continues to loot multiple land and water dungeons, particularly looking for spirit orbs and creepers to kill. He also picks up an enchanted golden apple, three Magpies for himself, and a butterfly for Tallulah.
As Phil was exploring, Bagi messaged Phil to see if he was around and tells him that they are celebrating Empanada, Sunny, and Pepito’s birthday at his house. He continues to explore a bit and returns back to his home on Death Island and meets up with Bagi, Pac, Tallulah, Chayanne, Sunny, Em, Pepito, and Richarlyson. The crow puts his shiny things away after adventuring and greets his kids for the morning. Chayanne tells him briefly about what happened with Creation, and promises to tell him more later. Then the group of them head to the small pond in Phil’s backyard to start the party.
During the party the group enjoys multiple cakes, cheesecakes, bread, and pies. Pepito swims in the pond with the axolotls. Em interrupts him and asks him about a block of crying obsidian in the pond. Phil had not noticed it before, and tells her that it’s nothing important, just decoration. The group continues to chat and relax, putting on different music discs for everyone to listen and jam to. They all come together to take a group picture. After this, the fledgelings spot the crying obsidian in the water and become worried. Phil says he’ll talk to them later, and spreads copies of the photos around the group. Sunny becomes sad that Tubbo isn’t there in this moment, and Phil and Chayanne reassure her that he’ll be okay.
Pac and Richas leave the party, and shortly after them, Bagi, Empanada, and Sunny left. Phil is left alone with Tallulah, Chayanne, and Pepito. Pepito leaves by himself to go off to bed. Left with just his fledgelings, Chayanne shows him some pieces of Ancient Stone that he had left over from an encounter with Creation. Chayanne then tells his father that he built a “chamber” with Creation, and offers to take him to the location to show him. After making an album for all his photos, and saying goodbye to Tallulah (who had been fishing for a bit), they head off to the Town of Fobo and head south.
Chayanne leads Phil up a hill where he finds the chamber built for Creation. Inside he finds a disk drive with a Disk inside. The disk says that it is “An encoded record of vitals, statistical, and location sensitive data. Created by, and solely tracking the resident, Tubbo.” Phil takes it out of the disk drive and juggles it around for a bit, joking about all the fun things he could do with a tiny pocket sized Tubbo, such as taking him on adventures, flying in a plane, adding him as an operator, and tossing him around. Chayanne briefly makes fun of him for how unserious he is about this scenario. After safely putting the disk back in the drive, Chayanne shows Phil the nearby gravesite of Creation. The two of them then cover it up with mossy stone and break the sign, so that if Tubbo wakes up here, he won’t ask any question about Creation. Phil and Chayanne leave and head into the Town of Fobo. He rolls some enchants on the Orc Steel sword in the basement before heading back home to Tallulah.
When they teleport back, Phil is met with Dapper and Tallulah discussing the voices of the dead that Tallulah hears. Phil asks if Dapper has any more info about Bad, and Dapper tells him about the bucket of Bad’s blood that he has with him. Dapper also shows him the Ghost Pickaxe that he got from killing Ghost Miners (Alex’s Mobs) in a mineshaft. After talking about how unhinged they all are and Dapper showing off a bunch of mobs from his backpack, they briefly discuss how paranoid people are on the island. Dapper then admits to stealing a chair from their living room, and Phil tells him to keep it since it was in the way anyway. Tallulah however, attempts to haggle him back for the chair and some animals. During this exchange, Phil recovers an escaped magpie and puts them in cages. Dapper then tells them that he's going to look for a Potoo bird (Alex's Mobs), and before he leaves, they do a quick race to see whos faster, Dapper in a boat or Philza with depth strider and dolphins grace II. Philza wins, and Dapper departs.
Once back with his kids, the three of them head to spawn and take a look around. He checks out the Egg Bounties and other Missions. He doesn’t pick any new ones up, and then heads over to check out the Museum with Chayanne and Tallulah. Whilst at the museum, they are suddenly met with Pepito and he hangs out with the crow and his children for a bit. Then Pepito goes off to do his own thing. Then they complete the rest of the museum. After they finish, They discuss bread and head back to their house to talk.
The Crowfather sits with Chayanne and Tallulah on the dock of his home. He begins telling them about the odd crying obsidian that has started to show up around the house. Phil tells them that if they see it around the house, they should get rid of it. Tallulah and Chayanne have seen them around. The worried crow explains that the crying obsidian is not a good sign, and he isn't sure what he's going to do about it. Chayanne asks if he's going to die to it, and Phil assures him that he doesn't think so. "He" just wants Philza, and Phil can think of a few reasons why that might be, although he won't assume. He tells them that because the blocks are showing up around his house now, they are out of range of Rose’s protection. Chayanne asks what he can do to help, and Phil says he doesn't know, aside from maybe smacking him if he ever gets out of control. Tallulah is lamenting about the state of her loved ones.
In the middle of this, Pepito is downed and the family rushed to the ender pearl stasis room in Bad's home . Richas and Tallulah had gotten there first to pick him up. Pepito is alive, but sad that he lost his plushie in the incident. Phil is stressed but glad Pepito is safe. The group then heads out with Pepito to find the plushie close to his house. They travel to the Mexican Neighborhood, and along the way the Red Rabbit attempts to get Phil’s attention. They ignore it, and Pepito brings them to the lava spot only to find that his plushie did not survive the ordeal. Phil then does a quick demonstration on how to safely get out of lava and place water to save themselves. Throughout this entire encounter, Cucurucho is lurking in the background and watching them through the spyglass. Phil calls him out for it a couple of times, but ultimately chooses to ignore him. They bring Pepito back to the village and say their goodbyes.
Phil, Chayanne, and Tallulah head back to the house and are going to call it a night, but they are stopped by the Red Rabbit coming to their door. He tells Phil that a special person is waiting for him at spawn, and wants to meet him there. Phil is sad that the lore can’t let him sleep, and him and his kids head to spawn.
The Red Rabbit brings him into the elevator in the center, bringing him to the 2nd floor. At the top awaits Cucurucho sitting in a chair. Cucurucho begins asking Philza questions.
What is your biggest accomplishment on the island? Um, probably my cute house with cute kitchen. For my eggs to feel cozy and happy in. What is your favorite memory in the island? Baking many foods with Chayanne, and Tallulah sitting waiting for the food at the kitchen table. Have you ever felt like the protagonist of the story? If yes, when? If no, why? No. Never. I don’t know, never. If there is something in your story that must stay, that is important, what is, or would it be? (laughs) What is this dude. My eggs, I don't know. Bro what are we talking about man. What do you mean story?
Cucurucho repeats the question.
My Story? I’m just a guy man, just a guy just hanging out. If you were to be recognized for something you did, what would it be? Would it be something good or bad? Probably something good. Depends on what you define as bad though. Would you be more motivated into completing something with a premium to be received at the end? No. If there was a future out of the island, who would you take with you to continue your journey? My eggs, and Missa I guess if he wakes up. I would drag him unconsciously. *Laughs* Put him in my backpack. If you win a huge nomination, what message would you give your supporters? Thanks, I don't know why I won this. What advice would you give others into continuing pursuing goals? What is the first and more important step? Never give up. Thank you, that is all. Alright
Phil laughs about the interview, guessing that it's related to the awards show. He gets a Yellow Rabbit Plushie from Cucurucho in compensation for the interview, and Phil plans to bring it to Pepito in the future. Him and his kids depart back to his house.
Back in the house, Tallulah asks if Phil is going to die again. Phil assures her that he won't, since death is different here. He tells his eggs that they’ll continue the important conversation next time, and makes them promise that if they ever come across more crying obsidian that they break it. Phil and the kids hug. Phil comments that Tallulah picked up his worrying habit, and Tallulah says it would be weird if she hadn’t picked up any of his habits after spending 10 months together. Phil is in disbelief by how long it’s been, and they all say their goodnights and he puts the kids to bed.
After they fall asleep, Phil goes back out onto his balcony, breaking the signs from their earlier conversation. He sits down on the bench outside and repeats that he must not make the kids worry. He watches the sunrise and says goodbye to the others on the server, logging off for the night.

Phil wakes up outside after spending the night on the bench. He goes inside to organize and check if Chayanne and Tallulah are awake yet, and both of them are sleeping. Phil walks outside to find a white chest on his front steps containing a book and dark purple diamond backpack. Philza thanks the federation and bunnies for the book and puts the backpack on his back. It is empty, save for a tier 3 stack upgrade, magnet upgrade, and crafting upgrade. Phil tucks his wings into the backpack, excitedly talking about how much he can steal now.
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Congratulations!
We are very *remarkably* impressed with your recent work of conquering dungeons and taking care of your children. Thus we felt you deserved an appropriate compensation.
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We are certain those little beings you love *so much* will be very proud of you.
Keep up the work.
He says goodbye to his sleeping kids and leaves, warping to a far location to search for loot and dungeons. He also sees that Tubbo is alive, happy for him. On his journey he raids some pirate ships, a lighthouse, and uses maps to look for other loot-worthy locations.
Phil takes a break and heads back to the Death Family's house to check on his kids, and he finds them still sleeping. He takes the moment to go to the Town of Fobo and enchant some gear. Foolish then shows up briefly to give Phil a gift, a decorative black cat potted plant. Phil warps to Bad’s base in order to do some trading. After getting his sword enchanted, he goes back to his home. His kids are still sleeping.
Phil goes out to loot once again, following more maps and looting a Heavenly Challenger dungeon for more netherite and supplies. Along the way, he also spots giraffes.
Phil warps home and is jumpscared by Tallulah and Chayanne. Mike asks if he has tomato seeds from Farmer’s Delight, and the two make a trade. Phil shows him around the house briefly, and then he heads out.
Tallulah gives Phil a picture and explains what she did yesterday: wake up and be a therapist to Richarlyson, Pomme, and Ramón. On his front steps, Bagi has left him a chest with two new decorative heads for Tallulah and Chayanne, along with some blaze rods and a crystal. Chayanne tells him that he gifted the Kangaroo to Roier, and also tells him about Tubbo’s return. Phil reassures him that everything’s gonna be okay.
Phil shows off the new backpack and all the loot he collected from the day. Tallulah questions why Etoiles didn’t get one as well, since he also explores a lot. Phil thinks it might be because he’s asleep, and shows the kids the book he got with the chest. The kids are a bit confused by them being called “those little beings”. Phil brushes it off, and tells the kids about how he wants more and more things for the assurance of having a lot of stuff. He says that he wants to ensure the future and comfort of his kids. Tallulah then shows him pictures from the previous day and from the Carnaval. The three banter for a bit about their relationship and moments from the past.
Phil tells Tallulah about the giraffes that he saw along the way, and after Tallulah gives him an ultimatum, he goes back out and picks up 3. He also takes the time to craft a drum set for Chayanne. Chayanne and him play a quick set before releasing and naming the giraffes back at the house
Before they all head to bed, Pomme and Dapper show up to say hello. Phil tells them that the two can come and hang out any time that they’re awake. Pomme and Dapper update them and they still have no idea where Bad has gone or what his status is. Phil, Chayanne, and Tallulah say goodnight to Pomme and Dapper and head to bed for the night. Phil logs off the server.

Phil wakes up in Missa’s bed walking over the children’s beds. The crow rearranges his inventory and puts stuff into his backpacks. He goes to his basement and puts stuff into his storage area. Phil talks to the crows saying that he “don’t like the stuff taking up space in his backpack.”
Phil goes outside and plays with the globe. Then travels to spawn. As Phil is checking spawn, Fit meets up with Phil. He asks the bald man about his well-being. Fit tells Phil that he wants to get the Create Mod for Ramon for his One year. Phil is gobsmacked hearing the news that in order for Ramon to use create, Fit needs to get Create for Ramon. As he is talking to Phil, Fit admires Phil’s backpack. Phil explains to Fit that the backpack showed up outside his door and then Fit got jealous. Phil gives the backpack to Fit to look at and gives the book that he got to Fit. As the bald man looks at it, the greedy crow says that he's been stealing stuff. As Fit showed the backpack in his offhand, Phil stared at the backpack whilst Fit was ranting about the fact he doesn't have a Diamond backpack.’ As soon as the old anarchist finished looking at the backpack, he handed it back to the greedy crow. Phil apologises and says that he “zoned out” and questioned Fit on what happened. They continue to chat for a bit. Phil and Fit get their quests for the day.
As Phil researches how to find bio-shroom caves, Pac meets up with them. They have a casual conversation whilst Phil continues to look into Bio Shroom caves. Fit, Pac and Phil go outside to have a fight outside the spawn area. They decide on the area they want to fight in. They decide to have a fight at the skatepark.
Fit and Pac were skating in the skatepark whilst Phil was standing watch. Suddenly they both bump into each other whilst skating and a fight breaks out between the two. Even with Phil trying to break it up, they still continue. Phil suggests that the only way to settle the fight is to “pvp on the halfpipe”. Phil stands by as the referee counts down. 3,2,1.Go! Pac and Fit fight. Fit and Pac fight each other with them punching each other on top of the halfpipe. Fit won round one and two whilst pac won round 3. The one that remained victorious was Fit!
The old tired crow exclaims that he would like to “fight the person who won”. Phil also exclaiming that “it's his halfpipe now”. The war veterans both fight each other. With Phil winning round one, two and three! The person that won was Phil! The old bird takes out his skateboard and plays on the skate park. He jokingly says that he's “going to invite tony hawk over” and they “will talk about our favourite band the foo fighters”. Phil takes his Eggza signs out and claims the skate park as his own. Phil tells Pac to stay safe and wishes him a goodbye. They completed the quests!
Phil travels to the Town of Fobo. He tells the crows that now that Tubbo is alive, Phil can tell Tubbo he is stealing things to his face. He arrives at the Town of Fobo and figures out that Tubbo has unlocked Create. Phil goes to the XP farm and farms xp for a bit.
After getting xp, Phil leaves Tubbo’s home and spots some avocado trees. After gaining some sweet avocados, he goes to a random waypoint and gets obsidian to fulfil the obsidian quest.
Upon arriving in this random location, he continues to explore. He even worked toward his other quests of slaying mobs. Phil felt hungry for food and kept eating and eating until he got full from the Avocado Toasts. After getting full up from the toast, he climbs a tall stone mountain and spots a butterfly at the top of the mountain. The crow, eager to get a new pet for his home, jumps up, uses his glider to glide over and catches the butterfly in his cage. It's coming home with him. Phil continues mining resources and exploring.
As he's exploring, he stumbles across a dungeon. The greedy crow enters the dungeon and loots the chests. He completes the dungeon and finds out that Chayanne and Tallulah are awake. He enters another dungeon. Phil is off stealing again to the surprise of absolutely no one! As he's fighting an influx of mobs at this dungeon though, he is blinded and then finds out he has infinite resistance and strength. How weird is that? He continues to loot the dungeon taking everything he can.
As he travels to an orc camp in the distance, the foolish crow can see through walls. He slays every mob that's there without taking any damage. He barely gets anything from the orc camp. The greedy crow continues to gather any resources he could get his grubby hands on and continues to explore. Whilst exploring the world, the crows figure out that his appearance is slowly changing.
The crowfather returns home to see his little fledgelings. The little chef was jumping around coming from his little food farm and was really pleased to see his father returning home. Phil greets Chayanne. Phil gives his little chef resources to help him: oranges for orange juice, and red bricks. The old crow eagerly tells his son that he had got cider and declines on giving it to him with the worry of Chayanne having alcohol. In the UK, the british cider contains alcohol and this is what Phil was thinking cider was when explaining to his child what it was. The greedy crow tells the fledgeling that he had received loot. Then, he tells the story of what happened in the dungeon as he received strength and resistance and became unstoppable to the mobs. Phil questions Chayanne on the whereabouts of Tallulah as he wants to give a gift to her.
Phil and Chayanne enter the house to see Tallulah in her little area in the basement that's across from the storage area. The proud father hands his gifts to his daughter of a cockroach and a butterfly. Phil continues to hang out in the area whilst Chayanne and Tallulah have a private conversation.
Later, the little musician wishes her father “Buenas Dias” and questions her father’s wellbeing. Then Chayanne offers to show his father the orange tree. Before leaving to go get oranges from the tree, Phil gives Tallulah Cucurucho Cookies. How delightful? Then Tallulah spots the changes in her father’s appearance thinking “there’s a mosquito on his shoulder”. Phil realises it and comments on his own appearance stating it is like “purple firefly goop”. Phil says he will clean it later. Then discusses with his children on how he would complete his other quests. The crowfather feeds his son Cucurucho Cookies.
The Death Family returns upstairs to their house. Then Phil tries and figures a way to make Grilled Salmon for the quest. Tallulah hands Phil over some grilled salmon stating that Chayanne had made them previously. To complete that quest, he just needs orange juice now. The entire family works together to help Phil complete this quest. The next quest: get cows.
The crow runs to his balcony and jumps into his lake. Upon jumping into the lake, the soggy crow spots Crying Obsidian scattered across the lake. He instructs Tallulah to get “rid of it”. Phil also looks all over and mines every single crying obsidian block worried about what's to come. Phil becomes anxious and worried, hoping that the Crying Obsidian hasn’t spread elsewhere. He tries to stay positive and think “it's not that bad”.
Then, the soggy crow returns to land to talk to Chayanne who is showing him the Orange tree. Chayanne grew concerned for his father asking “why there are so many” crying obsidian scattered around the land. Phil reassures his child and tells him to keep removing whatever he could find. The crowfather continues to work to complete his quests and completes random tasks around the house. As Phil continues to do stuff round the house, he spots the crying obsidian spreading inside and gets rid of them.
Later, Phil discusses with his children the location of horses and cows for the quests. Chayanne tells Tallulah and Phil that he’s making tacos for Tallulah. Phil exclaims that he’s going to “steal” the cows from Tina. Chayanne meets up and takes Phil to Tina’s place. Using wheat, Phil breeds the cows so more reproduce and takes them for the quest. Yippee! He’s completed another quest.
Phil figures where to get horses from and just leaves Chayanne and travels to the Town of Fobo. He misread the quest as well. Phil thought he needed 5 horses. He needs to tame 5 horses for the quest. He continues to explore looking for the horses. Whilst exploring, he goes on a rant about how tough the quest was. Then, the greedy crow figures that the more important things are to “go dungeons and steal” things, different kinds of blocks and treasures. After not getting any success, the greedy crow returns home.
The greedy crow jumps around in excitement chanting “I got more stuff for the kids. I got some shinies!” He wonders where his little fledgelings could be so he looks around and finds Chayanne with Fit in the lake. Both Fit and Chayanne come onto the shoreline with the bald man exclaiming “There were some catfish in the water.” After having this small conversation about catfish and ducks, Bagi and Pac arrive at the Death Family home along with Tallulah. Bagi questions Phil's well-being and the old crow proudly tells them about the dungeon trip. Bagi spots Phil’s diamond backpack. The proud crow takes it off his back and shows off his prized possession to Bagi. Whilst they are doing that, the crows notice the goop has travelled down Phil’s back now so it's covering his entire back and shoulders like it’s infected him. Phil tells them how he got the backpack. He takes the note from his backpack and hands it to Pac. Pac reads the book himself whilst Phil rambles about how they called the eggs weird things in the note. Pac hands the note to Bagi who then reads it. Pac questioned whether Cucurucho handed the backpack or the bunnies did. Phil replied stating it was “at his doorstep on his own.” Phil then explains that he didn’t like it when they called the eggs “little beings”.
The tired crow is unable to see Empanada so he rubs his tired eyes and is able to see her. He only realises now that also Ramon is there as well. Ramon gets upset that Phil couldn’t see him. Phil reassures Ramon stating that Fit “will get him Create” and he’s “going to have so much fun”. Phil hangs out with Ramon and Empanada by the shore. The war veteran tells Ramon and Empanada to go hang with Tallulah so that he can have a private conversation with the crowfather.
Hey. We gotta talk, my friend. Yeah. What’s up? Okay. Let’s address the elephant in the room. What’s that on your shoulders? Err.. Tallulah says it might be mosquito goop or something. Mosquito goop? Yeah, just…I don’t know. I was just wandering around and it just kinda showed up. Maybe killing stuff. I killed a lot of flies and things and stuff that were inside of monsters so maybe it just kinda…got on me. Yeah walk with me. Walk with me. Walk with me. Walk with me. Okay.
Phil follows Fit who is walking further ahead away from the main Death Family home further into the backyard. Fit continues the conversation.
Are you sure that’s all that is? Because I spoke to Tallulah and Chayanne and they seemed a bit more concerned. I mean they would be cause they are my kids so like…It should be. It should be fine. They’ll be alright. Should be? Yeah! Should be fine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it just…it- it-...It's just mosquito goop. I think. I mean I think.(looks away at the surroundings) What else could it be?
The crow pauses and studies his appearance and turns back and looks at Fit.
Well if it was something serious, you would tell one of us, right? (He sighs) Yeah. yeah. Yeah totally. Do you know how to get like…do you know of any good places to get like a shit ton of like rare blocks and stuff? Like if you have spotted any rare things recently?
Phil looks away at his surroundings again whilst Fit continues talking and Phil continues to turn back around and looks at Fit.
Erm… at spawn but they are all inaccessible. Ah. That's no fun. All right. That’s fine.
The greedy crow opens his backpack and peeks into it admiring all his loot. Then Fit continues the conversation.
Tallulah mentioned something interesting. Hmm? Tallulah said that there was someone that used to protect them. But they are not here anymore. I don’t know what she meant by that. But she is looking out for you, Phil. She’s concerned about you. You know. And she is like…If you say this is nothing serious, I believe you. But if it is something serious, let us help you, you know. Fit, can you? Two seconds. Wait there!
Phil walks back towards the front of his home to find his daughter, Tallulah and asks his daughter for a private conversation. Tallulah walks backwards in fear of her father nodding and follows her father, Phil. Both Phil and Tallulah swim over to Bagi’s house and have their conversation at the dock.
Tallulah, remember what I told you about secrets and things we have to keep from other people. And it’s to protect us. And protect the family. Why did you tell Fit? Why did you tell Fit about Rose? Why did you tell him? Why did you say that? But I didn’t. You know that’s going to put us at risk. You didn't? He-He just said.He just said there used to be someone that protected us. Or protected you and they are not here anymore. Why would you even? That’s just… he's going to ask more questions now. Where’s the lie tho? What’s the problem? The problem is…this leads to more questions. We can’t have… We can’t have people asking questions. About…HIM!! OKAY. YOU CAN’T BE DOING THAT! TALLULAH, YOU CAN’T SAY THOSE THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLE! IT'S GOING TO LEAD TO MORE QUESTIONS!!
Phil tries to regain control over himself and his breathing.
It's better, no? He’s evil. Why are you yelling at me? I’m trying to protect… I’m trying to protect us, Tallulah. I’m trying to protect us. Okay. and guess who’s trying to protect YOU. I can take care of myself. no, you can’t and I am not going to allow it. You’re not doing well. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Look at what we have. Look at this backpack, look at this…We have money. We have things. We have everything we could want. Okay. Who cares if a little crying obsidian shows up? Oh, it's just not going to be that bad if I just keep stealing okay. He’s just not gonna… What you have in your skin is NOT okay. Why are you SOOO GREEDY? I’m doing this for us. I’m doing this for us okay. Are you? Yes.You can’t tell people, Tallulah. You can’t be telling people. It's going to cause problems, okay. They gonna wanna ask more. I’m gonna have to explain this now. Like. Like. Start a web of lies. Can you promise that? But I worry about you. You’re my dad. I can’t lose you. Not you.
Phil stops to look at himself, his belongings and his surroundings.He turns back towards Tallulah and apologises for shouting. As the apologetic crow is sorry for the things he had done, Tallulah backs further and further away from her father till she ends up at the stairs leading to Bagi’s house. The crow continues to apologise and still blames his daughter for breaking his trust and telling secrets. The conversation continues at the bottom of the staircase leading to Bagi’s house.
Was it even a promise? I didn’t break anything.
Tallulah continues to back up the staircase away from her father, in fear for her safety. Phil responded to his daughter.
You know I do anything to protect you guys, right? At this point, I don’t know anymore. What do you mean? Tallulah it's still me. It's- It’s still me. Look.
Phil walks forward towards Tallulah as she continues to back up the stairs standing near the front door of Bagi’s house now. Phil is still at the bottom of the staircase.
It’s still me.
Phil continues to walk up the staircase this time at the front of Bagi’s home whilst Tallulah is off, standing to the side, far from her father.
It’s your face, and your body, but is it really you???? Yes.
From a distance, Tallulah responds to her dad.
This is the first time I can’t truly trust you. What are you talking about? You can trust me! Tallulah, we've been through so much. We've been through so much. Why would I….be untrustworthy right now? What have I done?
Phil continues to walk up to the staircase standing right outside Bagi’s home whilst Tallulah is in the distance standing far from her dad. Phil then walks closer to Tallulah whilst Tallulah continues to back up the side of the mountain worrying for her safety. Hoping that her father or what her dad was would not hurt her. No. Not again. She didn’t want her father to hurt her again.
Physical? Anything but a lot of emotional harm these past days. I’m just trying to make sure we have everything we need. I’ve never been able to provide for you guys properly I only need you, I don’t care about the rest :( I don’t even have my dad rn, you would never yell at me. What is next? Are you going to kill me again? What? Tallulah. I was protecting you. I would never lay my hands on you. Not once. I know what…I know what this means. You are right. I’ve never yelled at you before Listen, I’m sorry I yelled. I’m trying to protect us. Okay. If everybody knows about… (sighs)...him, that’s just more things for him to use against us. It’s just us. We can do it! It’s just us. We’re fine! but we fix it as a family. It has always been us three against the world. You’re right. Why is this time different? You’re right. You’re right.
Philza stops to look at his surroundings again and see’s Bagi on the dock. Phil waves at her. Bagi goes into her home. Phil asks Tallulah for a favour and instructs her to come to the dock with him. Tallulah follows behind, still walking at a distance. The sad crow continues the conversation at the dock.
Listen, I never want to make you feel like that again. I was trying to protect us. Okay. I’ve been shrugging this off. I think he’s here and he’s found us.
Chayanne arrives at the dock protecting his hermanita. The little songbird hides behind the little warrior. The old bird continues the conversation.
And, I don’t know how longer I can keep us safe from him. I thought I could… What does that even mean? Do you remember? Do you remember back in the nest and all the different places we used to cherish together and go together? (nods yes) Do you remember those blocks that started showing up? (nods yes) And I got scared cause I…I didn’t know…I didn’t know if it was just me. Well, it's happening again. It’s definitely not just me. And I think he is taking a special interest…in me. I think before we do anything else. Before I talk about anything else.I need to get this fucking thing off me. I need to get this thing off my back.I need to get rid of it.
Phil takes the backpack off his back and takes a look at his back. He realises how bad the goop has travelled across his shoulders and down his back. Then, Tallulah says this to her father.
I just want my papa back.
Phil opens his backpack and takes a look at all the riches and shinies in his backpack which is almost full to the brim. Phil responds to his daughter.
I can tell now. I can tell. This was his doing. I know Tallulah. I know. Hopefully with this. It’s gonna be one step towards it. I don’t know how far I’m gone but looking at my arms and on my shoulder. How bad is it on my back?
Suddenly out of nowhere, Richas arrives trying to get Phil’s attention. Richarlyson thought Phil had “scoliosis” and “had a tip for scoliosis”. Richas began telling Phil about the tip which is “grab the side of the chair and stretch really strong and then when you lay down on bed, you don’t lay on side, belly up.” Phil thanks Richarlyson for the advice and recommends Richas to “hurry back to his dads”. Richarlyson waves goodbye to Phil and leaves.
Then the crowfather tells his children that they all have to go somewhere. Phil gets his wings out of his shirt. He asks Chayanne to check behind his wings and questions if the infection is really bad. Chayanne nods in agreement. Phil suggests that they need to get far from here to deal with the situation and takes out his boat and gets into it. He encourages his children to get in as well, which Chayanne and Tallulah both go in after being lenient to go in at first.
The Death family sails off. As they are sailing away, he tells his kids that they need to destroy the backpack.Soon enough after having a plan, they arrive on an island far from their home.Phil and the children hop out of the boat.
The plan has been made in the clever crow’s head. Phil instructs Tallulah and Chayanne to keep their sword out. Phil throws a flint and steel to Chayanne who then picks it up. Phil tells Chayanne to burn the backpack as soon as he places it down. As soon as Chayanne is armed with the flint and steel, Phil throws the backpack over to Chayanne who attempts to burn it but the greedy crow stops him in his tracks by getting himself lit into flame and takes the backpack back. Phil yells “no no no!” and opens his backpack to admire his valuables. Every single one of his shiny resources, the 92 diamonds, the 2 blocks of diamond, the large amounts of diamond armour and more. All this to keep. As he’s admiring it, Chayanne hits him to knock the crow into his senses. Is this their father or someone else? Tallulah in the distance standing behind Chayanne. Tallulah communicates to her “father” to come out of his senses.
We don’t need it. We might. We need YOU. I already told you.
After Tallulah reminds Phil of that one key aspect of needing him and not the items, the crowfather sighs and looks around at his surroundings trying to get his trail of thought back, trying to get a sense of control over himself back. He looks back at his purple valuable backpack again looking at every single item. Those five netherite ingots and three stone blocks look good. Maybe he should keep the backpack, right? Chayanne gives Phil a choice: he burns the backpack or Chayanne leaves. Phil says “it's okay” and goes over the plan again.
I’ll place it down and then look away…and I need you to pick it up. Okay. Tallulah, If I chase Chayanne, I need you to stop me, okay.
The clever crow tries the plan he made. He places the purple backpack down on the ground. Chayanne picks it up. Tallulah stands in front of Phil who is armed with a sword and shield ready to fight back. Chayanne lights the fire using the flint and steel and throws the backpack into it. Suddenly the tone of Phil changed as soon as Chayanne did it.
No. Don’t. Don’t. Don’t you do it. Don’t you fuckin do it. DON’T YOU DO IT!! CHAYANNE. DON’T YOU DARE.DON’T YOU FUCKIN DARE! Don’t you dare. GET BACK HERE! STOP IT!
As Phil was yelling at Chayanne to come back, Chayanne had hopped onto the boat and started to sail away. As this is happening, Phil went after Chayanne, trying to attack him and Tallulah at his tail, attacking Phil since he was attacking Chayanne. Phil watches as his little warrior sails away. The clever crow tried to get his floatie ring out to go after Chayanne. He was all ready to go and was on the shore but was stopped by Tallulah. Tallulah had her sword out and was distracting Phil so that Chayanne could get away safely. Phil yelled at Tallulah to “get off of him” and called Tallulah “a stupid egg.” The soggy crow returns to land and thinks carefully about his next move and questions the songbird fledgeling on where her hermano gone.
Tallulah, where did Chayanne go? Where did you think he was going? Where is he gonna go?
The strong, little songbird backs away even further hoping to not get hurt by her dad. Is it her dad? Phil becomes frustrated that he couldn’t stop Chayanne so he starts screaming from the top of his lungs . Then tries to regain control over himself and clear his head. Out of nowhere, there is a sound of a horn playing in the distance coming towards where Phil was. The old crow turns his head and spots Chayanne in a boat in the distance. Phil looks back at Tallulah and then Chayanne again. On the verge of tears, Phil tells Tallulah to “run to Chayanne” so that she doesn't have to watch her papa’s condition deteriorate even more.
Just go. Go! Run to Chayanne! Go!
Phil watched as Tallulah got into the boat with Chayanne and drove away safely. Then upon doing that, Phil walks away right into the island trying to process his thoughts and his sense of self. Phil stopped near some Rose bushes trying to process his thoughts whilst mobs continued to attack him. At this point, he didn’t care about the mobs. He felt like he deserved it. Phil continued walking and processing his thoughts. As he is walking, he is admiring the roses as he walks past. He could really use Rose’s help right now.
The old bird tells himself that he doesn't need any of the stuff he got from that purple backpack. Suddenly a voice talks to Phil in his mind.
WEAK. (Looks around) Where are you? You meant to be dead. HAHAHAHA! Where are you? Right here. Leave me and my eggs alone. Leave US alone. You are not getting me. I know you’re weak right now. You say I’m the weak one. Your the fucking weak one right now. You don’t even have a body. You don’t have SHIT! YOU DON’T HAVE FUCKING SHIT. Look at you trying to take over me. You don’t have fucking anything. Clawing at blocks. Clawing at little things to grab a hold of. You fucking weak ass. In a couple of days, this will be fucking gone. Long as I suppress the urges from you to just steal everything and take everything, you ain’t got fucking shit on me. My eggs actually give a shit about me. They care. Pathetic. I don’t care what you think. I don’t fucking care. I do not give a shit what you think my eggs mean to me, what you think I want. You want it all. No. I wanted enough to keep my eggs and family safe. That’s all I wanted. That’s all I ever wanted. Just enough to get by.
Phil sits down on the edge of the island looking off into the distance and continues his conversation with the Ender King.
Just enough to get by. That’s all we ever needed. Just each other.You wouldn’t know this shit cause you fucking lonely ass doesn’t have anyone. SHUT UP!!!! That getting under your skin. (mocking tone) Aw. Did I get under your skin? Oh Did I get under your skin a little bit? You’re a fucking dumbass dude. I’m gonna wait this out for as long as it takes. I’m not gonna wear your stupid backpack. I’m gonna keep my wings out. I’m not gonna hide them. I’m gonna show Rose how strong I truly am. I’m going to prove to her that I’m worth protecting and the eggs. There’s nothing you can do to stop me.
At this point, Phil is walking along the coastline processing his thoughts and feelings about the entire situation. Once gaining control over himself, he returns home to his safe abode.
Upon returning home, he calls for his children. Then, the silly old crow walks straight inside the Death Family home and sees his kids sitting on his bed, looking upset. Phil reassures his kids saying they have “nothing to worry about”. Also Phil tells his kids that they proved to him how strong they are. Chayanne threatens Phil saying “If you hit her again, I’ll hit you.” Phil affirms the deal and reassures his fledgelings that it's not going to happen to them again. Phil apologises to his children. Tallulah feels that she needs more time to trust Phil again. Phil continues to have the conversation with his children about leaving to take care of himself.
You are not running away are you? Running away? No. Leave where? Just far away from you. You know. Clearly you don’t feel safe around me right now. So I’ll do what needs to be done and go away and come back when all this stuff is gone on me, you know. I want a day. When do you come back? How about Friday? Friday? 100%? 100% yes.
Chayanne goes to Tallulah to have a private conversation in the back whilst Phil waits patiently until they finish the conversation. The old crow replies to his bald friend who messaged earlier saying “it's taken care of king, thank you for worrying.” Then Tallulah has a conversation with Phil.
papa Yes,Tallulah. I still love you regardless. Same. It's okay. I understand.
Chayanne made crusty bread, braided bread and avocado toast for Phil to take with him and handed it over to his father. Phil is grateful for the bread and thanks him for it. Chayanne comes in for a hug and Phil hugs his son back. Phil reminds his children that he will be back Friday and if they still see the goop on him, stay far away from him. He reminds his kids to not listen to anything he says if Phil returns with the goop still on him and to tell everyone about the situation so that they can protect them. Phil hugs his daughter, Tallulah. Brian accidentally attacks Phil. Phil puts Brian in a cage and takes him along for the journey. There will be a long journey ahead.
Phil wishes his kids to stay safe and he leaves the Death Family home one final time until Friday. He hops into a small wood boat and reminds Chayanne to not come looking for him. He rowed the boat across the sea to go on a long journey to find a safe island far away from home. Phil calls himself a “shit dad” for everything that happened whilst travelling far away. Soon enough, Phil gets so far away from home that he stops on a cliff top and sits on it looking off at his surroundings. You can do this,old crow!
The stream ends with Phil looking off into the distance and trying to clear his mind.March 2024


Philza starts stream poised at the edge of the cliff that he left off at. The glowing tendrils still cover his shoulders. Phil is having a conversation with the Ender King, and every time He speaks through Phil, the tendrils move further up his face.
Are you tired yet? … Hello? Did you fall asleep? WILL YOU SHUT UP? There you are. (Sigh) I told you I could keep going at this, as long as it takes. I don't know what even your plan is. You know exactly what my plan is. And I’m not gonna let you fulfill that plan. I want you out of my body, I want you gone from this place. You don’t belong here. I DO BELONG HERE. There’s so much to take. Why, Why wont you just let me take it? I’m not like you. I'm not anything like you. You can't have it all, You just can't. You’re not gonna do it through me. (Sigh) Stupid Old crow… There is one thing I could take. What do you mean by that? You really think it’s just been me and you this whole time? What do you mean? (Long, Maniacal Laughs) What do you mean?! What do you mean!? Your son has found me, found you… And we’ve been fighting him this whole time… What do you mean by that? It’s just you and me here? It’s just- just you and me? What do you mean? No, I told- I told him to stay back. I told him to stay back (Laughter) That was too naive. He loves you so much. He came looking for you. No… Chayanne no… No… I told you to stay back, I told you to stay back. Come on, come on, believe in him. Believe in him. He can do this. He can do this. I trained him well. (Sigh) He can do this. You know I really wish I had more time. Things were going so well. Did you like my gift? You mean the fucking backpack? That gift?! Yes. Just remember, When the greed takes over, I’ll be waiting. When you feel like you haven’t got enough, I’ll be waiting. When you feel like you need every block, everything in the game, I’ll be waiting. Before I go, I will be taking one thing you hold dear to yourself. One thing that you love.
Philza comes back to reality, shaking, seeing blood covering the ground in front of him. Chayanne approaches him, asking if it’s really him. Philza cries out in pain, gasping for air. Phil tells Chayanne that he’s in trouble for coming to get him, but he is still proud that Chayanne kept the Ender King at bay. Phil complains of a horrible pain in his wings, and shows that they themselves are covered in those same glowing purple tendrils. He states that he definitely won’t be able to fly now.
The two decide the row back home, taking the time to break some crying obsidian around the area before they leave. Even this small activity makes Phil out of breath, and Chayanne needs to drive the boat back. He states that having his wings in this state is a small sacrifice in exchange for the Ender King not coming back. Phil eats a grapple to try and regain his strength, and Chayanne admits that he has been fighting him for those 3 days. Phil commends his strength once again.
The two arrive to the Death Family's house, and they see the book that Tallulah left for Chayanne on the front steps. He reads the book before handing it off to Phil to look at.
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Chayanne,
I kow you are the bravest kid I know. But right now is not the time to go in adventurous trips, especially with people that can hurt us.
Please come back, I wouldn’t want you to get hurt.
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I hope if you read this letter then that means you are safe.
Liebe dich hermanito
please come back,
Tallulah
Phil and Chayanne enter the house, and see that Tallulah has left them a barrel in place of her bed. Inside are 8 poppies, and a book with coordinates.
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March 1, 2024
Once upon a time, there was a crow that was eager to explore the world around it.
A nomad, solitary, but brave and adventurous individual.
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One day, he was sent to an island. To start a new life, to learn how to settle.
And he did, he found happiness and had fond memories with ol’ friends…
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Z -199619
Y 86
The two head off towards the location of the coords, traversing forests and oceans. At the location, they find another barrel with another book. Inside is a poppy, a skeleton mask, and a pumpkin. At the end of the book, they find more coords leading to another location. They continue following the coords further across mountains and plains.
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…and oh surprise! He suddenly had a family to look after?
Isn’t he married to a Goddes though?? Who knows.
The gentle Grim Reaper look-a-like, brave crow, and a little warrior by heart the Death Family was born.
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So kind, raising a kid with different perspectives of life that complimented each other.
Welp, parenthood is tough when you take care of not only one, but TWO kids…
The girl that loves everything, the boy
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that wants to kill everything…
…and…y’know…the papa crow that had to deal with the BS.
(In an endearing way I suppose)
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Y 151
At the end of the coords, they find another barrel and inside, a book with 8 poppies. At the end are coords, and Phil and Chayanne set off to follow them once again.
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Left with two kids, many amazing memories were made.
Of course, stories can’t be perfect. Writers call it “dommed by the narrative”, but it feels more like a reality check.
You are hurt, you heal, you are calm, you are stressed,
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but at the end of the day…your family is there to support you.
Your fledgings, a very stubborn one and the best cook with a heart of gold.
Their family bond is something everyone could envy, so unique and close to each other. The four of
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that wants to kill everything…them against the world.
Right?...
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Under the shadow of a large dungeon sits the final barrel, inside a book and more poppies that lead to the final location
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Almost done! Promise :)
… The Death Family had their struggles, distrust, and other…entities…tried to destroy the bond the crow had with his loved fledgelings
But after all, it had been they against the world.
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The caring crow, the smart crow, the best dad out there (I might be biased here, who knows)
With time, everything will be fixed. Just trust, everyone is on your side.
Veterans, fellow friends from traumatic
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experiences, and your family is there for you to help.
Everything will be ok.
Welcome home, crow father. Happy birthday.
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Y 68
At the end they enter an ominous woods biome filled with purple trees and grass, along with wither roses and other flowers. In the middle is a small, cozy building with a domed roof. Inside is hay and leaves, along with star lights dangling from the ceiling. There are balloons scattered all around, and inside presents he finds a telescope and skateboard. Phil and Chayanne go up an elevator in the house and are met with more balloons, presents, and books. They find Tallulah hiding on top of the glass ceiling, and she wishes him a happy birthday. He also finds a final barrel with poppies and a book at the top.
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1 de Marzo, 2024
Papá
Feliz cumpleaños! Te escribo esta carta en mi idioma nativo porque me da pena, especialmente por todo lo que ha pasado recientemente.
Desde que te conoci fuiste una persona cariñosa, energetica,
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y sobre todo atenta y dispuesta a ayudar a los que necesiten, alguien con un gran corazon.
Y puedo decir orgullosamente que desde que me adoptaste en Julio, soy mas feliz.
Gracias.
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Nunca dejare de agradecerte por todo lo que haces por mi, por Chayanne, e inclusive por apa Missa.
Es bonito ver como mi hermano y yo hemos adoptado tus manerismos, nuestra culpa por pasar mucho tiempo juntos
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supongo, pero no me quejo.
O tambien como nos sentamos como pajaritos encima de las cosas y vigilamos a los demas desde las alturas, o como tu risa es contagiosa e hace reir a los demas. O simplemente esas
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lecciones de pelea para hacerme muy fuerte y defenderte como tu lo haces con nosotros!
Aunque las cosas no esten muy bien entre nosotros, aun me importas, y quiero que lo solucionemos entre los tres.
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Espero que este nido sea una zona de confort, y que traiga buenos recuerdos.
Los que te aprecian se tomaron el tiempo de dejarte mensajes, al final de cuentas te mereces todo lo bonito que existe :)
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Love you, feliz cumpleaños papà <3
Bienvenido de vuelta a casa.
- Tu niña Tallulah
Translated:
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March 1st, 2024
Papa
Happy Birthday! I am writing this letter to you in my native language because I feel sorry for you, especially because of everything that has happened recently. Since I met you, you were a loving, energetic person,
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and above all attentive and willing to help those in need, someone with a big heart.
And I can proudly say that since you adopted me in July, I am happier.
Thank you.
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I will never stop thanking you for everything you do for me, for Chayanne, and even for apa Missa
It’s nice to see how my brother and I have adopted your mannerisms, our fault for spending a lot of time together
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I guess, but I’m not complaining
Or also how we sit like little birds on top of things and watch over others from above, or how your laugh is contagious and makes others laugh. Or just those
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fighting lessons to make me very strong and defend you like you do with us!
Even though things aren’t very good between us, I still care about you, and I want us to solve it between the three of us.
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I hope this nest is a comfort zone, and that it brings back good memories.
Those who appreciate you took the time to leave you messages, at the end of the day you deserve everything beautiful that exists :)
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Love you, happy birthday papa <3
Welcome back home.
- Your girl Tallulah
The three share a group hug, and Philza takes some time to read more books and open more presents. Phil also briefs Tallulah on what happened with the Ender King and his wings. He reads messages from Bad, Bagi, Em, Richarlyson, Cellbit, and Pomme. He also receives a Plushie of Dorothy (A sniffer from his Hardcore World), a Mooshroom Plushie, a sunflower, a clover, Pigstep, a cornflower, and several pastries. Chayanne then gives Philza his own birthday letter,
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Dear dad,
Happy birthday!
I hope I even get to hand you this letter. I know we both don’t talk much about these things. And we both aren;t really invested in celebrating birthdays and such. And how it currently looks like…
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maybe I shouldn’t even write one at all.
The last time I wrote a birthday letter it was for my Fit and before for my godfather. Fit was easier and though my godfather read the letter, we never got to actually do the talk I suggested. I guess letters aren’t that important
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after all. I don’t know why all my siblings write so many of them.
I write this as I found you. You look unconcsious? I am not sure, but you are breathing and mumbling a bit, so I thought I may just stay and keep watch on you. I didn’t plan to stay.
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Tallulah is probably very worried right now. Maybe I should head back.
I will do that tomorrow, I guess. We are not supossed to be parents. Tallulah and me have grown a lot though and you have taught us so many things, perhaps we are good on our own.
So don’t worry!
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This is a bit more than a birthday message. I probably should just have congratulated you and left it at that.
So happy birthday again, dad!
I hope we get to celebrate. I made some cake. One for you. One for Tallulah. And one for me.
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I hope you have a fantastic year ahead of you. And many many more.
I love you dad, no matter what happens, even if Tallulah and me have to part ways with you.
All the best to you and your future!
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- Chayanne
The three spend some time chatting and catching up, and Tallulah takes some time to show him around the area. Philza and his kids sit on a bench that overlooks the area, talking about cake and the future plans for the area. Tallulah catches him up on some of the stuff that’s been happening on the island in the last couple days.
After some time chatting, the 3 head to the museum and spend some time checking out the artwork.
Once they finish the museum, the three take some time to chat about language and past stories about traumas, and then head home to go to bed. At their front door, Aypierre left Phil a birthday letter and a coupon for -10% on future purchases from him. Tallulah also shows Phil a Flower Fields Enderman that she caught.
While winding down back at home, they receive a knock at the door and greet 춘식(Chunsik) outside! 춘식 gives Philza a birthday book, and the three talk for a bit before he goes back home.
Philza and his kids banter a bit more before heading to bed for the night.

Phil wakes up in his bed next to his sleeping kids. He takes some time to check his house and the surrounding area before heading to spawn to look at quests and the stores. There are currently no missions for him to accept.
He then warps to the Town of Fobo to get some resources and notices all the updated trains and railroads and create machines in the area. Phil also comments on the horse graveyard, stating that this “screams of BadBoyHalo”, and does not seem like something Foolish would make. He makes some noises at the gnomes, admiring more of the buildings and area. Phil decides against taking food from Fobo’s storage interface, and he instead goes to harvest wheat from the nearby farms. He takes the time to discuss potential adventuring plans for the day.
Phil heads home to organize a bit and gather some more wood and craft smokers. He smelts some bread into toast and farms avocados from the trees outside. While doing so, Phil takes note of some butterflies in the area, comparing the yellow one to Chayanne and the purple-y blue one to Tallulah.
After crafting avocado toast, he sets Brian free in the house. Phil hears a horn while he's in his house, and is curious about who might be nearby. He suspects Pac is playing a trick on him. When the horn sounds once more, Phil leaves his house to go looking for the person sounding it off. Finding no one, Phil goes back inside to solve a cave tablet on the spelunkery table, and once he is finished, he notices the rain outside. Phil chooses to ignore it, and instead heads around to different locations in an attempt to find the Magnetic Caves from his spelunkery table. He encounters several things to explore and loot along the way.
Phil encounters a sudden horde of zombies, accompanied by a diabolical laugh. Mr. Reaper himself whispers to Phil, saying that it’s nice to meet him. Philza responds by “putting in his headphones” and walking away, declining any further interaction with Mr. Reaper. In response, Mr. Reaper gives Phil blindness for a short time and continues to whisper to him. Phil rejects the conversation again, explaining that he wants nothing to do with him. Mr. Reaper eventually gives up, wishing Phil well and telling him that they will see each other soon.
Phil continues exploring, encountering more mobs and eventually stumbling upon the Magnetic Caves' location on the map. Phil begins hearing strange things on his journey down to the cave. As he attempts to dig down, he keeps running into frustrating obstacles. Finally, Phil descends deep enough to find the cave, only to encounter a Forlorn Hollows, not the Magnetic Caves that he was expecting.
Phil descends cautiously into the cave, encountering some bat-like creatures, Vespers, along the way. He cautiously continues, fighting more Vespers, killing moths and mole-like creatures - Underzealots and Corrodents - and looting the structures that occupy the cave. He also picks up some forsaken idols from the structures. He is on edge constantly, placing torches and blocks everywhere as he goes. Philza also encounters the Watcher, a mob which takes control of the player’s eyesight whenever it attacks. Phil is very shaken by this mob, but continues to explore and loot the cave anyway. He decides that he wants to try and figure out how to summon the boss. As his journey continues, Phil gets more and more confident in the cave, killing more Watchers and fighting more mobs.
Curiosity peaked, Phil finally learns how to summon the boss: by having the Underzealots perform a ritual on a Vesper. He begins to start trying to make it happen, leading the Vespers over to where 4 of the mole creatures are. Phil succeeds, and upon seeing The Forsaken that he summoned, immediately warps back to spawn. Although frightened, Phil resolves to head back and attempt to cage the boss and fight it in a more convenient place.
Along the way back to the cave, Phil gets distracted and enters a mineshaft and other structures, looting the easily available chests before continuing on his journey. Phil reenters the cave, returning to the moles and bringing them another Vesper. He summons another Forsaken and puts it in a cage, excited about the whole experience. After failing to summon a second one, Phil releases the first one from its cage and fights it. He defeats it in combat, admiring the item that is dropped. After many more minutes of Philza attempting to summon the boss again, he finally succeeds, trapping the Forsaken in a box.
Phil warps home, messaging Tubbo to get back on the server, intending to prank him with the Forsaken. However, when Philza tried to go down into his basement, he found himself in a booby-trapped room with a Nucleeper. Although he was caught off guard, he quickly killed the mob before it was able to explode. While he's all the way at bedrock level, Phil takes advantage of the moment, looting a nearby underground structure and mining some diamonds. He also takes the time to message BadBoyHalo about some zinc he found, telling him about the prank in the process.
After gathering some more stuff, Philza warps back to the top of his house to meet up with Bad and Foolish. After talking about the trap for a bit, Bad rats out the whole operation to Philza, confessing that he found Tubbo and Foolish in the basement setting up the trap. Foolish, on behalf of Fobo, then declares war on Philza and warps away. Phil, confused about the whole situation, fixes his elevators with Bad. Phil confesses that he won't mess with Fobo, that he’ll quite happily chill without confronting them. Unless they want to check out the cool Forsaken that he caught. Phil points out that he's retired and lives in a fisherman's house; he has no interest in starting wars.
Phil asks Bad about his death and the two chat for a bit. Then, 양띵(YD) dies in chat to Mike, and they both head out to help. Phil has to run from Etoiles’ house since he does not have Mike’s warp. After arriving, Phil catches up with the situation. Mike thinks 양띵 is a thief, and 양띵 thinks Mike is crazy. Each of them try to make their case, and Phil and Bad side with 양띵, much to the despair of Mike. They decide to leave it up to a stick fight, and whoever wins the fight also wins the debate. After a long and grueling battle, 양띵 wins the fight and therefore the debate. Philza declares that this victory calls for a celebration! He then releases the Forsaken. After dying of laughter, Phil puts it back in a cage for now. Both Mike and 양띵 then demand that Phil and Bad give them payment for watching the show of them fighting. Phil tries to pay with his own show of awesome dance moves, but after being rejected, gives the two 10 diamonds each instead. Mike demands that they all leave his property.
Now back at home, Phil organizes a bit, talking to his sleeping kids. He realizes that Brian teleported to Mike’s wandering lantern, and dejectedly warps back to Mike’s to grab him. Phil then names the two other birds he picked up along the way, a cardinal named Flapjack and a purple hummingbird named Tallubird. He also takes the time to move the elevator that goes into their basement to a different spot that only he knows of. After all of his caving adventures of the day, Phil says goodnight and goes to sleep.

Phil wakes up in his house, greeting Tubbo and asking if he’s free to meet. He quickly heads over to Town of Fobo, confronting Tubbo about the nucleeper prank that he and Foolish performed on him on Wednesday. He asks why they did it, and Tubbo admits that they need something to spice up the server, and they want to start a war with Philza. Phil denies the offer, reprimanding him for doing this because he’s bored. Phil then tells Tubbo that he has a gift for him in the form of a boss to fight as revenge.
Philza releases the Forsaken he had captured the day earlier, nicknamed Dave. Tubbo screams loudly and engages with it in battle while Phil laughs on and watches to the side. After a loud battle, Tubbo kills Dave. He then goes on to show Phil some of his recent Create creations and trains. Phil drives Tubbo’s copper engine and gets into a small fender bender with another train. After a quick fix, the two continue chatting, talking about Create mod, D&D, and recent additions to the Town of Fobo. Tubbo runs Phil over with a train (on purpose) before showing him how the Emerald Gateways work. The two summon an emerald gateway for Phil to fight on his own. After defeating all the waves of mobs, Tubbo also explains to him his plans for the railroad that will go to the area where Phil, Cellbit, and the Breakfast family live.
After making plans to head back to the Forlorn Caves with Tubbo later, Phil heads to Bad’s house in order to trade with his villagers. Upon teleporting, 양띵(YD) also appears at Bad’s house at the same time, but Phil dodges her by entering Bad’s basement. Phil does some browsing and trading, taking a quick stop at the train station before heading to spawn to check out the missions and general store. He warps to Mike’s house briefly in order to complete the volcano biome quest, as well as spawn some new birds there. He then warps back to the Town of Fobo to collect 20 chickens for a task.
Phil goes wandering back towards his house for a bit. He briefly looks for catfish, but gives up quickly, eventually deciding that he wants to try and pearl onto the Lobby area. After failing at that as well, Phil explores and loots some nearby structures. Phil heads back home to unload his backpacks. Tubbo shows up again at the same time in order to talk a bit before he heads off for the night. Phil is sad that he won’t be able to explore the dungeons and caves together, but wishes him well anyway. The two chat for a bit about future plans. Phil then crafts some items from the Forlorn Caves that he looted on Wednesday. Tubbo and him experiment with the Beholder, which gives the user the ability to see from its eyesight. Phil and Tubbo place it atop the house in the Town of Fobo. Tubbo then dubs him “Guardian of Fobo”, and encourages him to use this to troll Foolish in the future. Tubbo, who has run out of time, finally says goodbye and leaves Phil.
Phil farms XP for a bit in the wither skeleton farm and searches for gateways in the Fobo system. He then heads out to farm Zombies for another mission. He decides to go out exploring, talking about how he wants to try and explore another Alex’s Cave soon. Phil takes some time to explore dungeons and loot chests.
After exploring several new areas and biomes, he solves another cave tablet for Magnetic Caves and begins to follow the map for it. He finds a swamp while he’s exploring, and loses his mind attempting to collect catfish for the mission. He becomes even more distraught after being told that the catfish he needs are the ones that you fish up, rather than the ones he can find in the wild. The heavens above grants him 5 free catfish for his suffering. He continues following the map for the Magnetic Caves, stumbling across a woodland mansion. Phil loots it and burns it to the ground. He takes more time along the way to get a waystone near a pyramid dungeon to complete later and admire new biomes.
Finally, Phil makes it to the Magnetic caves location and descends underground. Similar to Wednesday’s experience, Phil does not run into the Magnetic Caves, but into the Toxic Caves! Frustrated, Phil cautiously continues, grabbing some acid, a radgill, and some radrocks. He kills some mobs before deciding that there’s nothing here he needs and leaves.
Philza warps back home, washing himself off in the river, organizing his inventory, and searching for a fishing rod to fish with. He stops by Fobo to enchant his rod, and visits Bad’s basement to trade for mending. Back at Fobo, he begins fishing for catfish, taking the time to talk with Brian while searching.
During the conversation, Phil admits that his wings at the moment ache greatly, almost like the Ender King clawed Phil’s wings from top to bottom on his way out as a last blow. [3] Although they are not physical wounds, it’s almost like they were created with energy itself. Phil also admits that, after his own kids, Richarlyson is his next favorite egg.
After only catching a single catfish over the course of an hour, Philza gives up, warps home, says goodnight to his sleeping kids, and falls asleep.

Philza wakes up and starts the day by chilling at his house, cleaning it and organizing a few things. Missing his eggs, who are still not waking up, he goes to the piramid he had marked before to explore it a bit. LetsHugo is online, a new islander that Phil has not met yet, but the man seems to avoid human contact like the plague today. With just the company of his loyal murder of crows, he walks all the way back to a magnetic cave he had discovered some days earlier in order to farm some moth dust while talking to the crows and listening to his playlists. Pac and BadBoyHalo write to him through chat, Pac asking for help and Bad trying to sell him things for the missions, but he is busy doing his own thing so he politely declines everything and keeps to himself.
Once he is finished with the cave, he goes back to his home. Using dark tatters, occult gems and the moth dust, he crafts shadow silk, and with that he is able to craft parts of a new armor, a helmet, a chestplate and a bow. He goes out to test the “Dreadbow”. With does pieces, he can levitate and move incredibly fast in the air. Unfortunately, even if his crows tell him he can fly again, he answers with sad nostalgia that he is just floating and that it isn’t the same.
After that, he goes to a nearby river and sets down to fish, determined to complete the quest of catching 4 catfish even if he knows it will take forever (And even if Bad had suggested before to sell him a trick on how to get them quickly). It takes a whole hour, but finally, he gets the 4 catfish right before the time for the missione runs out. Going to Tubbo’s Factory, he uses his enchanted table and lapis to enchant his Neptunium Boots with Depth Strider III. With the Neptunium Hoe, he goes to spawn after testing it and starts planting potatoes outside, fully surrounding it in memory of Chayanne. His plan is to surround the spawn in a square of potatoes and then make a picture of Chayanne in it
Bad ends up joining him and Phil tells him about what he’s been doing today. The demon tries to get Phil to give him some Neptunium tools, but the crow isn’t going to give him anything for free after all the business Bad has tried to pull with him, so they bargain. They end up closing the deal at one thousand coins and 30 churros for a Neptunium ax, pickaxe and two ingots.
Returning home, he goes to bed, wishes his sleepy eggs goodnight and dozes off for the day.

Philza wakes up in his house with only one plan for the day: Potatoes. He is immediately messaged by Tubbo about the new Create update which brings electricity to the server. Tubbo promises to show him some later.
He heads to spawn to look around and check out the quests. Noticing that there is a quest to collect 30 coffee, Phil slyly locates the coffee maker in the 2nd floor of spawn and uses glass bottles to harvest unlimited coffee from it. He also accepts the quests to capture 2 wardens and 10 cows.
Phil then goes to the Town of Fobo to see Tubbo and collect some cows. They greet each other and Tubbo shows him the crane that him and Foolish built the other day. The two chat, Tubbo discusses bulldozing Willyrex’s House. Phil laughs, making fun of him for wanting to start conflict on the server. Phil talks to Tubbo about potentially doing the dungeon exploration quests together. All the while Phil is running around the area, finishing collecting cows for his quest. Phil helps Tubbo with some terraforming briefly, listening to his future plans for Fobo.
The duo plan to go out and loot a Heavenly Challenger for both the quests and to get netherite. They head to spawn and pick up the missions before heading off towards the dungeon. Once they arrive, they ascend using water to enter the ship. Tubbo questions Phil, asking him why he can't just glide in on his wings. Phil ignores his question, and instead uses the Cloak and Hood of Darkness to fly in using the nighttime. During the looting, Tubbo shows Phil his knock back 250 stick, and Phil comments that it might come in handy if his wings ever start working again.
After clearing the loot, Phil and Tubbo head out in search of another ship to loot, this one near Bad’s house. In the meantime, Pac messages Phil, asking him to bargain later over the location of the Forlorn Hollows. Phil agrees, secretly planning to just lead him there for free. Phil and Tubbo reach the second Heavenly Challenger, looting it together. Phil gains lots of ores and netherite. This completes both of the dungeon exploration bounties.
Phil and Tubbo then head out to the nearest Ancient City to collect wardens for the mission. The take the time to loot while in the structure. After summoning 4 wardens in quick succession and completing the quests, they continue looting chests throughout the structure. During the looting, they accidentally summon another couple Wardens, which attack and chase Phil, firing it’s charged attack at him and hitting him for lots of health. After waiting until they retreat back underground, Tubbo and Phil regroup and continue looting the area.
They continue chatting, eventually leaving and heading back to spawn. Phil and Tubbo decide to have a pvp battle in order to complete the PVP round quest, throwing classic roleplay and combat phrases at each other. After neither of them winning or losing, because of the strange damage protection at spawn, they decide to have a stick fight instead. The two end on a draw, finally completing the quest.
For the fun of it, Phil and Tubbo decide to head out to the Pyramid that Phil discovered the other day and blow it up. While there, Phil does some exploring and Tubbo farms skeletons for his quest. They continue exploring, blowing things up and looting throughout. As a fun sidequest, Tubbo tries to knock Phil into a TNT pit with his knockback stick, but it proves more difficult than anticipated. Before he is able to be knocked in, a Husk falls in and activates the trap. Dejected, they leave the pyramid to chill and talk.
Phil shows Tubbo the new Nest location, showing him around. Phil then leads Tubbo west towards another dungeon structure. They enter, starting to loot the countless diamonds and ores. They encounter some gearlings and charged creepers along the way, deciding to dip to different areas before it gets too dangerous. They check out a nearby igloo and experiment with some new ender pearls.
After a bit, Tubbo heads back to Fobo to work on create, and Phil heads home to get started on the potato project. He puts mending on his Neptunium Hoe and uses the Fobo XP farm to repair it. Then, he heads off to spawn to work on the potatoes! His plan: make Chayanne pixel art in with the potatoes.
He takes the time to flatten the area with dirt first. Phil leaves for a bit to get extra calcite to build Chayanne's shell out of, before coming back to hoe the ground in the shape of his duck floatie. After experimenting with potatoes, wheat, and pumpkins to try and get a good color for the floatie, he decides on the pumpkins.

Phil works on his map art Chayanne, completing the shell, duck floatie, and his little legs. Phil also decides to give Chayanne a spatula in his right hand, and a knife in his left. Once it’s completed to his liking, Phil begins hoeing the grass surrounding Chayanne to plant the potatoes. Phil says that he hopes whoever comes along and sees this will be inspired to build their own kids here as well, even better than his depiction of Chayanne. Phil also takes the time to spell Chayanne’s name in potatoes above him. He adds a little pixel potato to the end of Chayanne’s knife. Satisfied with his creation, Phil leaves spawn.
He makes a quick visit to Tubbo in Fobo, giving him a respiration III book and listening to Tubbo explain his current building plans and situation. He bids farewell to Tubbo and takes a fast stop at Pac’s house to drop off an Alex’s Cave map which hopefully leads to the Forlorn Hollows.
Phil warps back home, lays in bed, and goes to sleep.
Philza appeared briefly on Pac’s POV. He had previously left Pac a cave map that he believed would take him to the Forlorn Hollows, but it was the incorrect map. Phil logged on to both give Pac the coords to the real cave, as well as use a trick with the speedboat to teleport him to the cave directly. Phil gave Pac some advice about the mobs in the cave and pointed out some structures before leaving him on his own and logging off for the day.


Philza wakes up in his home, doing a quick checkup on the area and his items. Phil is worried about Chayanne and Tallulah, but will be patient and wait for them whenever they are ready to wake up. Phil’s plans for today are to: Plant more potatoes, and accept his reward for winning “Least Number of Deaths” for the QSMP Awards.
He warps to spawn and takes a quick stop by the chayanne image he built, admiring it. While exploring the spawn building again, he comes across an area under construction by the federation. He steals a couple stacks of blocks from the barrel in there, as well as changing around a couple words in the book he found there. While running around, Tubbo appears at spawn, and Phil tells him about his plans to accept his reward for the day. They quickly get into mischief, stealing and rearranging things from Cucurucho’s office.
They continue goofing off, Phil and Tubbo changing words on the signs of the VIP rooms up top. Pac then comes to spawn, and the three continue chatting. While messing around, they make a discovery that the Burrowing Arrows from the Forlorn Hollows break the protected blocks at spawn. Excited by this knowledge, Pac suggests they head to Badboyhalo’s base and use this to try and break into his vault.
Phil, Tubbo, and Pac warp to Bad’s basement, scoping the area out. Phil notices the Cucurucho rug in front of his vault, and Tubbo tells him that Bad and Cucurucho went on a date and “got it on in the disabled bathroom”. Phil believes him, laughing. He takes a quick pit stop back at home to get some cheese for Tubbo, and also grabs a golden frog that is sitting outside his house. When he comes back to Bad’s base, Pac shows him a method that he found to get into his Vault, through a small unprotected block in the wall. By crawling and throwing an ender pearl, the three break into the room. They go back and forth about stealing anything from the vault, and decide to not steal anything. Instead, Pac takes a photo of Phil and Tubbo puking in front of the item vault and leaves it on the chest above the terminal. After making sure that everything is (mostly) as they left it, the three leave the vault.
They warp back to spawn and check the missions. Pac leaves them, and Tubbo chases Phil around, asking for more cheese. Phil leads him to the map art Chayanne that he made, telling Tubbo that he's welcome to build Sunny in the same area of the map.
Tubbo and Phil then head to the Town of Fobo so that Tubbo can show off the newly built power lines, magnets, and item belts. Although Phil knows nothing about this, he offers to help Tubbo get materials if he needs so in the future. While messing around, Tubbo helps Phil create an overcharged diamond using his new machine. Phil does not understand a thing about the mechanism, but he decides to name the overcharged diamond “The Lucky Pendant of FOBO (carries the blessing of FOBO)”. Tubbo, who is excited about this, suggests starting a church of Fobo, with the Pendant being the first religious item.
Suddenly, Tubbo remembers some important info that he had not shared with Phil yet: That him and bad went back to the original island and took photos. Phil, flabbergasted that Tubbo had not told him such important info yet, rushes to see the photos of the old spawn. Phil takes them and makes copies, organizing them into albums. Tubbo also confesses that he has an attuned shard which connects to a warp plate on the original island that they can use at some point. While looking through the photos Tubbo took, he also shows him Regulus, Sunny’s cat that he took back from the spawn.
Tubbo also informs Phil that if he is offered a chance to receive his reward today, he should be careful of being jumped by sentient trophies. Phil laughs, bearing the info in mind. While analyzing the photos, Phil is happy that most of his home appears to be intact. He’s happy to hear that the Capybaras are back again. They continue chatting for a while, before Tubbo heads out for the day.
While still chilling in Fobo’s basement, Phil is jumpscared by Cucurucho appearing suddenly beside him. Cucuruhco tells Phil that there is a prize waiting for him, giving him a pair of coordinates to follow and visit. He heads to the location nearby spawn, taking care to be ready for a fight after remembering Tubbo’s words. He arrives at the award dome, admiring the scenery and spotting two trophies in the center. He quickly realizes they move and are sentient, admiring how small and cute they are. Cucurucho appears beside him at that moment, scaring him again, and standing with the trophies. He looks at Phil, giving him an announcement
To receive your prize, you must avoid dying for 5 minutes. They will try to kill you. Run.
Phil, shocked and laughing, watches as the two trophies transform into golden baby zombies wielding swords. (This is in reference to his Season 2 Hardcore death, where he was killed by a Baby Zombie in gold armor). Phil sprints from the building as the timer starts, using an ender pearl to get even further away. The zombies catch up and Phil engages in combat, using his Orc Steel Sword to inflict a magic attack. The fight wages on, Phil crossing a river and running circles around the two. He tries to make sure they are separated, darting in and out of the fight, and eating many golden apples along the way. About 4 minutes into the fight, a forth golden baby zombie appears, wielding the same weapon he did, along with more ender pearls. Through a mix of running and occasionally hitting the zombies, Phil runs down the timer and survives the whole 5 minutes. At that point, the zombies stop and crouch at him, celebrating his victory. They head back to the building, in his words, as friends not enemies.
Cucurucho greets him at the door:
Congratulations on winning the prize for the least amount of deaths.
Cucurcho sets off some basic fireworks, making Philza laugh. He is then given the trophy item, thanking the dancing trophies around him. After a bit, they kick him out of the dome. Phil wonders on the way out if Pac is coming next, and sends him a message warning him of the potential danger of the awards. Pac assures him that he’s already gone, and yes, they tried to kill him as well. Phil heads back to spawn to regroup, and he also heads to Fobo to gather XP and harvest some wheat. He makes toast and a magnet upgrade for his backpack. He also harvests a good amount of potatoes.
Phil heads to the area where potato Chayanne is at spawn, beginning to fill the rest of the area around him in potatoes. He also begins planning his build of Tallulah and what he would place around her. After finishing placing potatoes, Phil leaves to gather more calcite for Tallulah, and some black sand and amethyst for her hair and beanie. Of course, he stops along the way to loot a dungeon ship quickly.
Heading back to spawn, Phil begins his construction of Tallulah right next to Chayanne. After telling stories with Brian and the other crows, BadBoyHalo joins flying in the air. They talk about the build of Tallulah, and Phil suggests that Bad could build Dapper at spawn as well. Phil has finished with most of Tallulah, but needs some additional blocks for her hat and a flute. He heads out to gather more amethyst and decides to make the flute out of bamboo planks.
While constructing the flute, Bad continues to hang around the area, circling in flight above and commentating like a nature documentary in a zombie apocalypse. Phil ignores this and continues adding depth to Tallulah’s beanie and stripes. He takes another break to gather some more calcite and blocks to spell her name out. He returns to building, spelling out “LULLAH” above her head out of amethyst blocks. Phil adds some more dimension to her beanie, and begins planting different kinds of flowers around the build. Phil also decides to make some purple flowers in her hair using leaves.

After a long process, he is finally satisfied with the build. Happy, Phil heads back to spawn. While there, he begins hearing a bird chirping form somewhere in the building. After some maneuvering and locating, Phil determines that the sparrow is under the floor. With newfound purpose, Phil decides to use the trick he learned earlier with the Burrowing Arrows to break the protected blocks and free the bird.
Phil warps back home, but upon opening his door is immediately greeted by a Warden. Startled, Phil backs out of the house and grabs an empty cage to push the Warden back into. However, as soon as he boxes the first one, a second one appears behind him. Phil quickly lures and boxes this one as well, listening to BadBoyHalo giggling in the air above him. Bad is satisfied with his reaction, and Phil goes back to worrying about the birds. Bad tells him that this is revenge for breaking into the vault, and Phil denies this, saying that he only walked in. When questioned further, Phil refuses to snitch on who actually broke into the vault.
He heads back to spawn, using the arrows to break through the floor and search for the sparrow. It worked, and the sparrow flies free. While he tries to cage the bird, he gets some assistance from the spirits (admins) beyond. After some lasso and box fiddling, Phil gets the sparrow in a cage and banters with the bemused spirit in the meantime. He thanks them for their help before heading home, releasing the sparrow and golden frog from earlier. In his house, Phil plays some music and makes some subjective art on a canvas. He organizes a bit and delivers the remaining black sand he has to Cellbit’s home. Phil lays down and goes to sleep for the day.April 2024


Phil wakes up in his bed, and immediately notices a new painting of Chayanne above his bed. He laughs at it, and also notices a smaller image of Missa on the floor. He quickly deduces that this is Missa’s beautiful artwork, and begins to rearrange the wall so that the portraits of himself, Tallulah, Chayanne, and Missa are next to each other. He’s delighted by this new family portrait wall. Phil comments that Missa has embraced the “wet cat” agenda that Phil himself has been pushing for a while.
He looks through and organizes his bags a bit, admiring the photo albums he has. Tired of how much his space has been invaded, Phil takes the penguins that are in the house and moves them outside. While outside, he notices a purple chest with a stack of diamonds and a piece of holiday candy in it. Although he doesn’t know who gave it to him, he’s thankful for it anyway.
Phil enters his storage room and is jumpscared by 2 rascal’s staring at him. When he opens his storage system, he finds it empty, save for a black book with a smiley face written in it ( :) ). Phil accepts that he is poor once more and puts some stuff in the system. After struggling with his elevators, Phil decides that he wants to replace them so that he can find them easier. Upon digging down however, Phil finds his storage room, again, complete with all the items that were in it previously. Thoroughly confused, Phil digs down again and finds the duplicate storage room that he has been in just moments prior. He tries to come up with an explanation. Did the chunks dupe? Did something break? After comparing things for a moment more, Phil comes to the conclusion that this is an elaborate prank. He admits that he was ready to accept losing it all; he’s fine with being “omega poor”. He determines that, out of the people that have been active on the server, BadBoyHalo is the most likely candidate to pull a prank on him like this, especially after Tubbo, Pac, and him broke into Bad’s vault. He commends Bad for his attention to detail, but points out the few inconsistencies between the two rooms, such as the toucan, coal in the smokers, and cockroach in the corner of the cave. The toucan briefly escapes the basement, but Phil yells it “Just because I can’t fly, fuck off”. He places it in the storage room as some kind of canary in the mine. He uses a name tag to name it exactly that, “Canary down the mineeesssssss”.
Phil expresses how sad he is that his kids are still asleep, and he’s even sadder now that he’s missed Missa waking up the previous night. He begins running around the house organizing things a bit. In the process he finds wine to drink. The effect it gives is “Staggering V”. Phil confidently drinks it, but immediately regrets his decision and has to wait for the effects to wear off.
He heads to spawn, checking on the map art he created of Chayanne and Tallulah. He’s happy to see it still standing strong, but disappointed that other people haven’t added their own eggs as well. He explores the general store, looking at potential items to buy. He goes to the missions area, and in a stint of madness, possibly influenced by being alone, fires a penguin working at the missions desk before killing him brutally. Phil stands by his decision when he sees that there are no available missions.
Philza explores upstairs, griefing Cucurucho’s office by replacing photos with Fit’s birthday invitations. He steals coffee from the coffee machines at spawn, and heads to Bad’s house to get more bottles. When he arrives, Phil is jumpscared by siren’s ringing all around him. Pushing through it, Phil investigates Bad's basement and looks around. Phil heads upstairs, and after finally turning his sound off, continuing to look around. He’s shocked by how far the sound of the siren goes. After doing some echolocating, Phil finds one siren in the ground outside Bad’s house. Determined now, Phil does some walking around, trying to find the locations of the other sirens that he hears. After searching for a bit, Phil remembers that he does not live there, and therefore does not need to care. He heads back to his house and spawn to get free coffee.
Phil stops by Fit’s house next and looks around, admitting that he’s just being nosy at this point. He spots Pac’s house at a distance, and heads over to snoop as well. Phil, feeling pity, leaves some coal for Pac to finish smelting his items. Next, he teleports out to a water temple to check if it’s been completed or not. He peeks his head in and spots some mobs, bailing back to his house.
He then declares that he wants to work on something he’s been meaning to for a while: Giving Ironmouse’s house a pink beach around it, reminiscent of Hot Girl Beach from the original spawn. He dons his floaties and heads out to search the ocean. He takes some stops on the way at villages and dungeons. He collects an unbreakable, Protection VIII leather helmet from a zombie, as well as a Diamond Pickaxe with Sharpness V. He also finds an area that Fit had previously explored in February. Phil continues exploring the ocean and loading new chunks.
While swimming around, Bad joins the server and Phil greets him with a stern “you.” Bad responds with a “hi :D”. Bad asks if anything interesting happened today, and Phil laughs at him in return. He continues exploring in vain for the beach biome. Bad complains about the sirens at his house, and Phil admits that he found and got rid of one at his house. Bad thanks him, and Phil responds with increasingly passive aggressive smiley faces. He continues exploring. Finally, after an hour or so of searching, Philza realizes that the biome he's looking for does not generate in this version of Minecraft.
Feeling slightly defeated, he heads back to his house and preps for Plan B: Goth Girl Beach, instead of Hot Girl Beach. He grabs some black sand and starts creating a dirt base around Mouse’s house that he can place the sand onto. He places as much sand as he has before running out, then heads out to a volcanic biome to harvest more black sand. Once loaded up, he goes back to Mouse’s house and continues constructing a black beachy platform. He connects Mouse’s house to the ground, as well as creating a thin path leading towards Bagi’s dock. He's placed some black sand patches in the water and surrounding shore as well, making sure to grow seagrass and blend it in.
After completing the beach to his liking, Phil left signs in Mouse’s house, explaining that since Hot Girl Beach doesn't spawn anymore, he got her “Goth Girl Beach”! He also left a chest with more sand in it for her. He also takes the time to leave a sign outside Bagi’s house, saying he made her beach “a bit GOTH”.
Satisfied with his creation, Phil heads back to his house and lays down in bed, going to sleep for the night.

Phil wakes up in his house and is immediately met with a jumpscare from Tubbo. Startled, the two of them banter, Phil questioning Tubbo’s sanity. Phil then notices the Happy Birthday painting and the cakes that Missa left for Tallulah and Chayanne. Phil is in despair over having missed him once again. Tubbo questions his sanity in return, and Phil takes Tubbo to spawn in order to show him the council of penguins that he planted in the locked room. Phil breaks in once more to spawn more penguins, much to the concern of Tubbo. Phil mentions that the council will probably disappear soon for plot (aka lag) reasons, and they begin mocking the admins beyond. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning comes down and strikes the council. Phil, although concerned, quickly turns and enjoys eating the cooked bird meat.
Tubbo takes Phil to Town of Fobo in order to explain what’s made him ragequit in these last couple days. Upon arriving, the two of them are bombarded by sirens. When appearing downstairs, they are met by an indane amount of buttons with signs that say “PRANKED BY BBH FIND THE BUTTON TO TURN OFF THE SOUND”. After a brief search in the walls, Phil can’t find the button. The two of them start their search, pressing and breaking individual buttons to try and find which one turns off the noise. Their conversation gradually gets more and more unhinged. Finally, they find the correct button. Now relishing in the silence, They continue cleaning up the buttons. Upon threat of Tubbo singing Muffins by BadBoyHalo, Phil warps back to his house to clear his head a bit. He puts some things in his storage and begins relocating penguins outside his house. Warping back to Fobo, Phil starts relocating the penguins in the factory to the nearby river. He passes over Tubbo during this time, singing and saying things out of context. The two meet up again and continue to chat.
Phil mentions that God Apples are now craftable, and the two start to discuss making a machine to mass produce the apples. Phil takes Tubbo to Aypierre’s house in order to show off his energy create machines They notice a burnt and destroyed forest to the south, and they notice a nuclear reactor that Pierre created which is likely the cause of the burning. The two then head to Bad’s house, seeing if he has a setup for creating God Apples. When they find his place, Tubbo steals two of Bad’s gapples as revenge for the air raid siren that was placed in Fobo.
Now looking for new things to do, Phil plans to sit and watch Tubbo build a mining machine and to reap some of the rewards with his magnet backpack. In prep, Phil goes back to his house to empty out and organize his backpacks a bit. He reminisces and looks at old photos and items in barrels in the house. While searching through his barrel, he finds a book that Missa left for Phil in his barrel. It reads:
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Dear Philza,
Ayyy what’s good, hope you’re having an amazing day!
I’ve been busy but i got a new job! Cleaning houses! That’s gonna help us to get more money for the Kids!
Oh by the way.
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DON’T TRUST BADBOYHALO HE KILLED SOME RABBITS,
I WORKED WITH SOME RACOONS AND HE KILLED THOSE GUYS TOO
I’M SO SCARED PLEASE HELP
HOLY MOLLY CANOLI
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HE THREATENED ME
ASDFKLJDASFKJHSDAFKLJDSAHFKJDSAHF
TAKE CARE OF OUR BEAUTIFUL EGGS
I DON’T WANT TO PUT YOU GUYS IN DANGER
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-Missa.
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btw. i made some cake
Phil is amused but saddened by the letter, inferring that Missa has entered wet cat mode and likely left and moved somewhere in a pit nearby.
He heads back to Tubbo at Fobo, and the two of them head to spawn together in order to get a diamond backpack and some upgrades. Phil and Tubbo warp out far away and start to dig straight down to place the mining machine. Turning on the machine, Phil is mystified by its power and efficiency. His backpack is quickly filled up with deepslate, and he takes some time to sort out what he does and does not want to pick up. They continue following the machine, picking up lots of items and riches along the way. After some time spent following the machine, Phil heads with Tubbo back to Fobo and regroup. After fixing the machine, Phil and Tubbo warp out again to a nearby mountain to try and find a deep dark. Along the way he finds Tallulah’s favorite biomes filled with purple trees and flowers, and becomes very sad.
They make it to a mountain they believe has a deep dark and start sending the machine along it’s way, gathering more loot and ore. To Tubbo’s pleasure and Phil’s apprehension, they run right through an ancient city, which gives them lots more XP and interesting loot in chests. After successfully breaking all the way through it on one end, the two decide to head back to the star and run it through further down. Phil also climbs up into the city and loots some chests for interesting items and loot. While sending the machine back again, Phil accidentally summons a Warden and flees to another area.
While taking down the machine, Phil turns and spots Cucurucho spying on them from a distance. He takes some pictures of the two, and Phil starts running after him in pursuit. Tubbo struggles to see Cucurucho, but follows after as well. Phil pearls after him and catches up, but can't make contact with Cucurucho, so decides to let him run off unhindered. He and Tubbo then start to loot chests in the area for more loot.
Bad, who woke up a little earlier, tells Phil in chat that he's finished making his golden apple machine, and he just needs some more gold to get it working. Phil then tried to question Bad about what Missa wrote in his book in the chat:
phillll o/ o/ i made the machine for the gold apples pog what else did you yes if you get gold we can make more >:D threaten anyone in particular? o_0 umm not that I know of you threatened my Missa apparently care to explain :) :O woah that’s crazy we were just hanging out for a bit the other day maybe he meant someone else uh huh we had a pleasant conversation
Phil and Tubbo continue to loot, spawning more wardens. He picks up 2 God Apples along the way. There's a brief intermission where Tubbo’s office sprung a leak and he leaves Phil on his own for the time being. Phil continues looting, but it is quickly proven as a mistake when Tubbo is downed. One non-canonical death later, Tubbo returns and the two continue chatting about the incident, looting chests, and spawning wardens. After another near death experience the two of them head to spawn.
The two plan what to do next for the day. They want to go invisible around Bad, saying swears and playings sound boards. They head to Phil’s home, and Tubbo takes the time to show Phil the elevator that links the duplicate storage rooms. The two of them work together to craft the invisibility potions, chugging them before warping to where Bad is. Phil and Tubbo sneak silently around, Tubbo occasionally playing sound effects while Philza laughs silently. Bad, annoyed and trying to find the invisible culprits, eventually finds and kills Tubbo. Phil goes to the side and loads up his own clip to play. After a minute, Phil comes back to find that Bad and Tubbo have left. He finds them both at his house, filling the place with baby birds, mainly penguins. A good 100 penguins filling up Phil’s house. Phil plays the music in response, freaking out Tubbo and Bad for a moment. Phil confronts Tubbo about double crossing him, and yells at him. Phil also confronts Bad about the letter Missa wrote, and Bad denies everything, calling Missa creative for writing “fanfiction”. The three hang out while Phil single-handedly removes all of the penguins from his house. Bad snipes a couple of the ones he’s let go, and Tubbo djs in the background.
It quickly turned into a whole dj set with Tubbo, and Phil takes the time real quick to craft a DJ Mixer to give to Tubbo. Phil dances and cheers him on, suggesting songs for him to play. After nearly an hour dance session, Tubbo wound down and says that he’ll wait at the mixer for the next time Phil shows up. Laughing, Phil lays down and goes to sleep for the day.

Phil wakes up in bed to find Chayanne and Tallulah’s beds missing. He calls out for them as he searches around the house, but to no avail. Convinced something is wrong, he heads to spawn for possible clues. He discovers a poster for the bakery, but notices some of the text was placed upside down and reversed. The text indicates that they have information regarding certain missing eggs, and to approach the bakery. Phil is greeted by a bunny, who advises him to act natural. According to the bunny, an informant noticed Cucurucho taking the eggs to different locations, and has the coordinates of Chayanne and Tallulah. However, they warn Phil that the mission is dangerous, and recommend bringing someone along. Phil asks if they have the locations of the other eggs, but the bunny says not at the moment due to risk.
With Pierre being the only islander currently awake, he asks for Pierre’s aid, and they rendezvous at Phil’s house. Phil informs Pierre about the information he received from the baker, and that this will be a dangerous mission. Since both of the eggs are separated, Phil decides to head to Tallulah’s location first because she would likely be the most scared to be alone. Upon arriving, it begins to rain and they find various strong enemies guarding the area and the structure underneath. Phil and Pierre barely manage to defeat all of the mobs, and walk through a long hallway. In one room, they find a terminal with the following on the display:
Recent research indicates the [. . .] to be the main cause of [. . .]
MAIN CHANNEL MESSAGE: > safety is our priority > perfection is incumbent…
In the next room, they discover an enclosed miniature environment, with a ghost berry bush in the center. Pierre picks it up, and moves to the end of the hallway. They find Tallulah lying in her bed, hooked up to monitors and with her backpack nearby. Phil finds a book (in Spanish) titled “Recipe”
Following the instructions, they mix the ghost berry, a poppy, and gunpowder and create medicine. Phil uses all three doses on Tallulah, and is startled by her waking up. Just as Tallulah questions how long she has been asleep, alarms sound and mob reinforcements arrive. The group successfully escapes and instructs Tallulah to stay home while Phil and Pierre retrieve Chayanne. The situation while rescuing Chayanne was similar to Tallulah’s, and they begin working on the medicine. After mixing the ghost berry into the drinks, Pierre removes two of the vials before Chayanne’s favorite item, a potato, is added to save them for later. Phil uses one dose on Chayanne, and he wakes up. Pierre and Phil clear the way for Chayanne as alarms sound again. They manage to escape the facility, and warp back home. With the family (mostly) reunited, Phil explains what happened when they were gone up to when he obtained their coordinates. Chayanne and Tallulah express concern upon learning the various ways Phil coped with their disappearance. Tubbo wakes up and heads to Phil’s house, and is very confused but glad to see Chayanne and Tallulah awake. After some time, BadBoyHalo wakes up and finds himself on the receiving end of different greetings: a wholesome reunion with Tallulah, while Chayanne and Phil confront Bad about him allegedly threatening Missa a few days ago. Bad is brought up to speed about the events of today, and the group hangs out for a while. Tired, Phil says goodbye to Tubbo and Bad, and warps home with his kids. Tallulah hands Phil a book: [Note: Insert book’s contents]
After reading, Tallulah asks Phil to officially adopt her. Despite Phil believing he already adopted her and has always treated her as his daughter, he says of course. Tallulah hands Phil a certificate of adoption, provided by the Federation, recognizing Tallulah’s parents as Phil and Missa. On a positive note, the three head to bed together.May 2024


Philza wakes up in his home, planning to continue renovating the upstairs bedroom expansion. He heads downstairs to his basement, making a new album for all the photos he acquired the previous days. He spends some time organizing his bags, consolidating ores and treasure.
Phil then starts to read the books he picked up from the Richarlyson rescue the other day. Before he gets started, Lullah appears back at the house, playing music at her arrival. He begins reading the books, and while that happens, Chayanne wakes up as well.
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01
There was no significant scientific activity beyond the preliminary survey of [subject] status…
[...]
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Our activities were limited to organizing equipment and reviewing experimental procedures. No scientific data was collected…
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Unfortunately, no significant scientific activity was accomplished[...]
…
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The preliminary results did not reveal any significant findings. We remain optimistic for the coming days…
[...]...
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data reviewed.
no significant process[...]
…
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the results are mostly inconclusive and require further detailed analysis…
[...]
incubation start[...]
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not yet identified any relevant patterns or trends. We will continue our investigation in the coming days.
…
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[...]
The results were consistent with previous expectations but nothing beyond that…
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Today marks the end of the first week …
[...]
methods were found to restore activity[...]
Subject analysis are still being processed… we ought for no fatalities[...]
Phil theorizes that this means that federation was experimenting and placing the eggs under some kind of incubation period, and that maybe each book has to do with a specific egg. Phil and his kids experiment with emoting and have a good laugh about it in the meantime. He plans with his kids to begin sleeping the next time something serious happens.
register#001
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> load , DATA ,
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> Good morning.
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> How is everything progressing?
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> We have encountered some unexpected challenges with the [goal] process of our subjects…
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> Could you elaborate on the obstacles you’ve encountered during the [...] ? [...]
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> Certainly. We’ve noticed significant delays in …
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register#002
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>loading…
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>That's intriguing
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> Have you been able to identify any specific factors contributing to these delays?
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> Yes[...]
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[Exit] save menu
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[...] NOTATIONS 01
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>startup . notations(1)
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SUBJECT NOTATIONS 01
“Eclosion” is the final stage of [...] it is a critical milestone in the life cycle of [Subject].
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However, this process is susceptible to disruption by adverse environmental conditions.
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While previous studies have elucidated the intrinsic value of the results “ECLOSION”, limited attention has been directed towards understanding the factors that hinder this pivotal event
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We ought to understand and abolish this knowledge gap by exploring the impediments to eclosion faced by [subject_batch_04] under adverse environmental conditions.
[...] NOTATIONS 02
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NOTATIONS [...] 02
> text write
Through controlled experiments and observation, we elucidate the multifaceted challenges, including but not limited to [...]
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temperature fluctuations; humidity levels; substrate composition; material intaking; radiation exposure; [...]
that significantly prolong the eclosion period.
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[...] environmental stressors and developmental biology, highlighting the need for comprehensive strategies to mitigate the adverse impacts on [...] processes…
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[...] NOTATIONS 04
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…NOTATIONS 04
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Our experimental findings reveal the significant delays in the eclosion process of [subject]...
Source of [poison] is unknown…
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variability in eclosion success rates was observed among different developmental stages
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suggesting differential susceptibility to environmental stressors…
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The observed delays in eclosion highlight the vulnerability of [subject]...
.save, [Exit]
After finishing reading all of the books, Phil comes to the conclusion that this “Eclosion” has to do with his eggs hatching, and whatever this poison is, is likely the cause of why the eggs haven’t hatched after all this time. He thinks there might be more books to discover. While theorizing, Tallulah informed him that Leonarda and Pepito were rescued and woke up yesterday. Phil is happy to hear that they’re doing ok, but he feels bad for the eggs that haven’t woke up yet. Lullah talks about Richas’ birthday yesterday.
In search of more answers, Phil tells the kids that he’s going to head back to where he rescued Chayannne in order to look for more books with information. Chayanne and Lullah promise to wait for him here, and Phil swears to come back immediately if he feels like it’s too dangerous. He warps out, swimming to the area. Upon arriving, he finds that the entrance has been closed. Discouraged, Phil heads back to his home, telling the kids that the mission was unsuccessful. He resolves that he’d take the opportunity to help if another egg mission came up in the future. Chayanne offers to go with him back to the bunker and use his “Dragon Magic” to help him get back in. Laughing, Phil takes him up on that offer.
The three of them return to the bunker, heading back to the area with bookshelves in them. When there, he picks up another large group of books, and takes a picture of the computer screen as well. With no danger nearby, they goof around on some chairs in the room for a bit. After tripping checking for more books, the three head back home. But not after picking a new mob for Lullah to have as a pet on the way back.
He begins reading the books. Most of them are the same books that he discovered in the previous area. He does discover 1 new book. With the amount of gaps in the numbers of the notation books, Phil theorizes that there are more books to find in the other areas.
[...] NOTATIONS 05
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NOTATIONS [...] 05
By identifying the key factors contributing to delayed “Eclosion” and increased mortality rates…
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…Future research efforts should focus on developing targeted interventions to enhance the resilience of [subject]...[...]
Aim for[...]
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strength > #004
resilience > #003
growth > #001
[...]
...
Determined, Phil takes the kids back to Lullah’s place. They warp to Bad’s house and speedboat to the location. He tells the kids that he thinks they are in an “Eclosion State” of not hatching, and that the people who kidnapped them believe that the reason they aren’t hatching is because of some poison. Phil tells the kids that he’ll be happy whenever and whatever they hatch into. They begin to talk about what they could hatch into, dragons, pigeons, hummingbirds, barbeque tacos. Phil reassures them that no matter what they hatch into, he’d still love them (even if it’s barbeque tacos).
They arrive at the bunker, and Phil finds more repeat books, as well as the NOTATIONS 03 book he was missing. He reads it very quickly while there. He also found register#003, but did not read it. He believes that the Notations books, because of the way they are written, come directly from a computer or line of code.
[...] NOTATIONS 03
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NOTATIONS 03…[]
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Experimental trials were conducted to assess the impact of adverse conditions on the eclosion process of [subject].
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...statistical analyses were employed to quantify the extent of delay caused by adverse conditions and assess the variability in “Eclosion” success rates among different experimental groups[...] . . .
> load , (batches)...
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001>...convivial condition observation
002>...subsistence monitoring
003>...permanence surveillance
004>...system analysis
> back (...)
Wanting to double check all the places, Phil and the Kids head back to Richarlyson’s chamber to see if anything was left. When he arrived, he found them completely empty. He thinks that either he took them all last time, or maybe Mike has some books as well. After thinking further about it, Phil remembers that he himself did take all of the books, and they came all this way for nothing. Curious, Phil asks his kids if Leo and Pepito where found in their own places. Lullah hints that Richarlyson might know the coords of those bunkers, and that they should talk to him about it. He plans to come back to this at a later date, when Richas is awake later.
After Chayanne steals a chair from the bunker (In his defense, he looks super cute in it), Phil works on building a small extension on the side of his house for the chair that he calls “The Waiting Area”. Tubbo who has woken up at this point, has complained that the baker isn’t in today. Phil sends a “rip” in condolences. The three continue constructing the waiting area, making fancy lanterns and decorations for the lone chair. The three continue to work on decorating parts of the roof and house.
Phil and the kids continue decorating, admiring the different cozy decor and nature that they can put in the house. While doing more rearranging and decorating, Phil notices that the cakes that Missa made for the kids' birthdays are gone. Phil asks if they ate them all, and Lullah mentions that she cut them into slices. She then gives Phil the first slice of cake, much to his honor. Phil also looks through some albums, and he and the kids start making a wall of photographs and pictures in the bedroom. The family goes through, choosing a variety of photos with Phil, Chayanne, Tallulah, and Missa, as well as other funny group photos. They take some time to reminisce over the start of the year and other events like prison and Carnaval. After filling the wall with photos, they decide to relocate some of the barrels that were downstairs to the bedroom.
Shortly after chatting and reliving memories, Lullah and Chayanne head to bed for the night. Phil also lays in bed, discussing plans to find more books and lore at Leo and Pepito's bunkers. Resolved, Phil heads to bed for the night.

Philza wakes up with two goals for the day: “Feed Eggs” and “Get Money”. Upon waking, Phil finds Chayanne awake and ready to go. Tallulah has spent the night at Bad’s house. Phil plans to take Chayanne to spawn in order to get more cookies, but is surprised to see that his bar is already full. Chayanne and him agree not to tell The Federation. Instead, the two head to Bad’s house to wake up Lullah.
Upon arriving, Lullah awakes. Phil notices that he can't see the bar for her. He determines that surely this means they're hatching soon. The three of them spend some time exploring and goofing around in Bad’s basement. Lullah catches Phil up on some stuff that's happened while he's been asleep. Lullah, through laughter, tells Phil that he should check out spawn.
Upon arriving, Phil immediately bursts into laughter upon seeing the multiple nuclear craters at spawn. He's in awe of the size of the destruction. Phil gets slightly worried, hoping Lullah won't be incriminated for being at the scene of the crime. Although, he notes, if Missa gets hired to clean this up, their family would make bank. Throughout some guessing and asking questions, Phil finds out that Bad, Richas, and Pepito were the ones to create the explosions. He's not entirely shocked, especially on learning he apparently did this for Cucurcho’s attention. Him and his kids descend into the pit. Phil notes that this destruction will make it difficult to earn money in this economy. Instead of this chaos, he and the kids decide that it's going to be a chill day. Heading out of the nuke hole, Phil takes the time to examine what's still standing around the spawn. While checking out the general store, Lullah asks if Phil can buy her a black rabbit plushie. Chayanne, in the meantime, is adding to the fire that burns behind the cash register.
After talking some more to Chayanne and Lullah, Phil theorizes whether or not the cookies themselves are needed. After all, they haven't eaten anything during this new weeks and appear to feel fine.
With both original goals of his out the window, Phil asks the kids what they want to do. Lullah suggests that they go adventuring, as they haven't done so in a while. Phil agrees, and the family makes a quick pitstop at home and Fobo in order to get prepared. Phil makes some more food and empties his backpack. After finishing, Lullah approaches Phil and tells him that she has something for him. She gives him a picture of their family that they drew, an image of Phil and Missa holding Lullah and Chayanne. Phil loves this gift, hanging it above their beds.
Ready to explore, Phil asks the kids where they want to go. They decide to go southwest, and the family warps out. After a brief intermission (the server times out), the family heads out, exploring via boat. Phil takes them to a nearby village inside a Mystic Grove biome. While exploring and looting, they look and examine the painting options, taking some home to put around the house. All the while, Phil keeps capturing birds in his cages: magpies, pigeons, even butterflies. Lullah, exasperated, tells him that this is the reason their house is full of birds and eggs. They head to a nearby larger Mystic Grove biome, collecting wood, saplings, and flowers. While in the area, Phil and the kids loot a nearby dark metal tower. They then explore beyond that, looting more villages and picking up animals along the way. Lullah figures out an area that she wants to show Phil and Chayanne, and they begin heading in that direction.
Finally, they reach an autumnal forest, full of colorful maple trees. The family takes some time to admire the scenery and collect some resources from the biome. The kids take some pics, and Phil and Chayanne pose with some pillagers for a photo! The family places a waystone in the area so that they can get back when they want to. After an odd comment from Lullah, Phil laughs and comments that he likes how “into arson” she has become. The family takes time to relax and laugh, reminiscing on other eggs and past events.
After this, Phil, Chayanne, and Lullah head back to spawn. They take some time to read the new missions, and complete a quick one: deliver 16 blocks of gold. After chatting some more, Phil declares that he has a gift to give to Chayanne. The three head home so Phil can prepare the gift for his streaming setup. Tallulah heads to bed shortly thereafter.
While in the process of setting up for the gift, Bad and Richas show up to say hi. To his puzzlement, Richas is a floating ghost holding a knife. Bad asks Phil a serious question: If he killed Richas. Phil denies this, having no idea what's happening. Bad explains that Richas woke up like this, and they're on the lookout for his body and potential murderer. Phil asks if Bad is the murderer because of the nuclear bombs that he's given Richas in the past. Bad wonders how Phil knows about that, and Phil yells back that it's quite obvious he was the culprit. Whilst Bad and Richas argue outside, Phil finally gives Chayanne his gift: a professional green screen for his setup!
Whilst Bad rifles through Phil’s vault, he and Chayanne speedrun bedtime. Chayanne goes to bed, unlocking a sleeping pose never seen before. Bad and Richas, who have been lurking in the background, make an epic (real) and valiant escape throughout the upstairs window. After repairing the hole in his wall, Phil heads to bed for the night.

Philza was first awoken to be given a chocolate cake for having the same hardcore dream for the past 5 years, he was also given a photo album with pictures from the old island, given to him by both Lullah and Chayanne. After a bit of talking, Lullah explained to Phil that they got to the old island by riding a phoenix Nacho owned, thus is how the two where able to get Philza the album. He also had gotten scared by Tubbo showing up after he hadn't woken up for about 2 weeks.
The two then received a message to take off their armor and to leave their stuff behind before getting teleported into the old federation building. They grabbed their tickets and read the roles. At this point, Philza might have lost his mind reading them and at the prices of tickets. He went to the others who were waiting for the games to start. Whilst waiting, Phil witnessed a few events happen. For example Chayanne starting beef with Quackity. They were once again teleported to the arena where he was the murderer in the first round (one fifth of deathduo crumbs poggies). Before getting out already, not getting the chance to murder anyone by getting put in jail to Tubbo due to making assumptions about Benson. He was able to lie too Bad and because of that he had won without killing a single person.
second round: He outed his favorite child being Chayanne then called Tubbo gay and lonely, to which Tubbo agreed with before everyone had gotten teleported once again. He basically sat in the Krusty Krab with Lullah and Richas the whole round before the round ended due to Richarlyson pretending to be dead.
Third round: Before the round, Philza tried to explain to Tubbo how gay making out works before getting the role “fnaf security guard”, after a bit he also found a jukebox and tried playing music, before the song even started, the first note of the song though however was so powerful, the song gave him asthma and he ended up dying. He then in ghost form went out to haunt his children the rest of the round.
Fourth round: same stuff happened as of the before of the other rounds, he and Quackity talked about the gay and lonely Tubbo before the round started. He was innocent this time and started complaining about not being Walter White, after complaining about not being the up in coming Walter White he goofed around with Tubbo before joining a group of players to start goofing around more.
He and Tubbo then got the information that Chayanne’s role was the ‘Lover’ and his partner was Bad…. The two immediately started beating up Bad before discovering Pac’s dead body and a random pile of meat with Aypierre, everyone in the server rushed over, including the penguin (Coquinho). Philza took a split second to connect the two dots before running away assuming that the penguin was the murderer. (to which he was). Then died somewhere under the map in the sewers right in front of Mike. And while as a ghost had to hear ghost Quackity complain.
Round 5: Philza once again had the role to be innocent before being lured by Quackity into The Simpsons house’s garage and was offered a banana. Philza took the banana which made Phil a part of Quackity’s banana cult. Once the two got out of the garage, he saw Quackity harass his son and in return, his son started to harass Quackity back. He just walked away for a bit and walked off to go goof around.
While mid-goofing around he noticed Mike had a gun, so he assumed Mike was immediately the murderer and therefore started running away in the opposite way yelling/screaming that Mike was the murderer to Aypierre. Skip to only 5 seconds later and the capybara (Luismi) murders Philza infront of 6 people.
Round 6: Quackity had to leave before the 6th round started, but that didn't stop them from the murder mystery grind, he was innocent (again) and basically just goofed around the map before Pepito died right in front of him, fast forward he and a few others followed Pac to a hole in the map, Pac had to them all that he had made a secret hole to hide from the murderers, almost everyone had gotten in the hole and whoever got in, they had an asthma attack and fucking died.
Round 7: He mostly just chilled and talked to Chayanne before being assigned as a gravedigger. He was then led into the prison with avocado toast by Mike. The Crowfather was then framed as the murderer in front of people. He then surprised off after trying to prove his innocence (but however, semi-fail). He scattered off going into a random house and flicking a lever, he discover he accidentally put Lullah in an underground cell. He immediately felt bad and jumped down into the cell just to get killed by his own child. And in the afterlife, he went into a mini depression arc.
During a small break during the event, the whole server then took pictures and tried breaking out of the lobby building. Philza had to rush back to his house to see if he could break out, but failing multiple times.
Last Round: he went on his Walter White arc/was finally the chemistry professor this round, Philza Minecraft REALLY wanted to make drugs to the point he started this round’s bit as him becoming a drug dealer. To put simply, streamer became a drug dealer to the point he encouraged Chayanne to join him in the making of drugs. After making the drugs, he did NOT know how to inhale the drugs and right when he was, Richarlyson killed Philza therefore ending the last round.
Philza tried breaking out of the building once again, but failing. Others had figured out how to get out but Phil failed (skill issue) Phil was like a rambunctious toddler. He kept trying until Aypierre helped him out and taught him how to do so. Again after some bit and figuring out how to break more of the server (Dude loves breaking the 4th wall), he and his kids made it to the old home on top of the wall. (Dude really made the crows cry with the cheesy sad music playing in the background that was 100% not planned at all) Everything was nostalgic which led to Philza and his children taking pictures of everything.
Afterwards, once they were done exploring the island reminiscing on the past year and a month, the three sat at the front of the potato farm. While sitting Philza had asked the two if they wanted to go to bed at their old house or at Rose’s Sanctuary. The two children agreed they wanted to sleep at the sanctuaru. With the still sad cheesy music in the background they teleported to the Sanctuary where Rose had moved it in front of a fancy beach. After reminiscing more, Lullah asked Philza to play a song. The song basically explaining how the two eggs felt towards their father, with the same feelings going back to his eggs. This led to the children telling their father how much they love him and how much he inspired them.
The three then said their last goodbyes in this universe before they went to sleep forever. Death Family Forever.June 2024


(Authors Note: This took part in the future where Phil woke up and spoke to his children about his past. Then went back to sleep. Therefore there is no confirmed day that this was taking place).
During the end of his stream, Phil decided to head to bed for the night. He had been wondering about the recent dream he had and about his kids. He decided to sleep it off.
In his dream, he returned to the Sanctuary, where he met with Chayanne and Lullah one last time, and decided to come clean with them about where he was from.
Animatic by MaepleTea: Youtube
Phil is seen in his home, a wingless human, and he wonders the wilderness, surrounded by crows. He deeply admires the birds, and desires to be able to fly as gracefully as they do. He grabs a crow feather, and gazes of into the horizon from the edge of a cliff.
Phil plans out his ideas for creating his own wings, to be able to fly freely as a crow. He studies the wing structure and flight patterns of the birds in order to finish his first prototype. He tests out his new wings by taking a leap of faith off of the roof of his home, but his wings were not strong enough to carry him, and he fell to the ground. But Phil wasn't about to give up.
He spends hours at a time, studying and planning, whilst working himself to the brim. Phil falls asleep at work, and dreams that he is flying successfully over the ocean, but the sun is too hot, and melts his wings mid flight, and sends him plummeting into the ocean. He awakes with a start. He knows that what he is doing is risky, but he won't know how far he can go if he never tries.
He continues his work, spending time with the crows, and manages to produce a new pair of wings, after so many failed attempts, but this pair seems to be different. He tests them out a bit, and after a few small crashes, he decides to move on to the bigger picture.
Phil stands at the edge of a cliff, looking down at the raging ocean below, but he is not afraid. He takes a few steps back into the forest, and takes a running start to the edge. He jumped. And he fell.
But this time, his wings caught him.
Phil flew into the sky, flying with the crows by his side, until he was above the clouds. Phil finally felt free. All is work had paid off, and he was so happy. But there, the sun was too strong. His wings began tearing themselves apart, and he began to plummet towards the ocean once again. Phil began to accept his fate, but was caught by an unknown force before he the ocean could take him…VODs
References
- ↑ (watch on YouTube at 17:28)
- ↑ Twitter. [https://x.com/QsmpEN/status/1757912473758515595?s=20 Tweet by QsmpEN]
- ↑ Ender King damaging Philza's wings before he left| Explained on stream on Day 358 ( https://clips.twitch.tv/ResourcefulPiliableLarkMoreCowbell-JwviH6AERZ1__P_t )