I resign.
Principal Swan, "Principal Dance Socks"
Principal Swan is a minor character in the series Kiff. She formerly served as the principal of Tuft Pierre.
Profile
Principal Swan served as the principal of Tuft Pierre until her resignation from the job. She is an excellent dancer who was once a third alternate on the competition TV series Dancing on the Tables.
Appearance
Principal Swan is a white-feathered, long-legged swan. She is typically seen wearing a translucent pink veil and a red flower on her head, and pink ballet flats as footwear.
Personality

In "Principal Dance Socks", the students of Tuft Pierre and Table Town Middle School orchestrate a dance-off between Principal Swan and Principal Secretary to settle a debate over whose school is superior. Helen, still bitter about narrowly losing a spot on Dancing on the Tables to Principal Swan due to an unspecified "incident", agrees to help Principal Secretary by magically controlling his legs during the dance-off, allowing him to win.
When the Tuft Pierre students plot to deceive Table Town into thinking Tuft Pierre won the dance-off by planting a false story in the Table Town Tribune, Kiff and her schoolmates appear on Dancing on the Tables to tell the true story of the dance-off in song. On the show, Kiff eventually admits that Table Town Middle School cheated in the dance-off, while also declaring that her school, though not as wealthy as Tuft Pierre, is indeed the superior school due to its character and pride. Principal Swan, watching the performance on TV with her students, is moved by Kiff's words and resigns from her job on the spot.