(not to be confused with edit wars, which take place on pages on the wiki, not in-game)
Various wars have been waged by players and factions on the SMPEarth server. At the moment, the specific rules and instructions on how wars should and should not be fought is still unclear. Listed here are all documented conflicts that have or are currently occurring.
(NOTE:
- All banters and fighting exhibited through wars and battles are purely fictional and none of this should be taken seriously.
- All wars are done strictly in the interest role-playing, so aggression towards streamers originating from battles in SMPEarth is strictly prohibited.)
The 100 Second War
Main article: The 100 Second War
After GrunksPromise killed WilburSoot because of a $25 hit, Wilbur declared war on Grunk and Spain. After about a minute, Grunk and Wilbur went in a Discord call and discussed a compromise. Grunk agreed that no matter how much money he was donated, he would not kill Wilbur again because of a hit. Then and there, Wilbur took Spain off of his War List. The war is named for its short duration. Grunk mentioned in a later stream that he would do it again if he got "100 smacaroons" instead.
The Polar War
Main article: The Polar War
Early on Day 4, Spifey, leader of SavethePolarBears, made an attempt to get into the base of the Antarctic Empire and kill Technoblade. The first part of the plan succeeded, but he was soon caught by Technoblade. After Spifey attempted to lure Technoblade into a trap, it backfired and Spifey was killed by Technoblade. The war was declared shortly after. It was named for the locations of the belligerents on the map; the North and South Poles -- for SavethePolarBears and the Antarctic Empire, respectively. The war seemed to have ended as SavethePolarBears faction had been disbanded after a prolonged period of inactivity.
The PenIsland-Russian War
Pen Island declared war on the USSR and Poyo for calling them "Penis Land". No further action took place and the war never officially concluded.
The 10 Second War
On Day 4, King Burren, leader of Switzerland, insulted DinksterDaily, leader of Dinkraine, by calling him a "Dumbass bitch." Following the declaration of war, Michaelmcchill and King Burren proceeded to call him a "Dumbass bitch" repeatedly until he surrendered.
The Transatlantic-Corvarian War
Main article: Transatlantic-Corvarian War
On Day 5, KaraCorvus of the Corvarian Empire, mined the volcano of Katla on Iceland, belonging to the Transatlantic, without the permission of ArlusFinch. Upon learning of this on Day 7, Arlus declared war.
On Day 8, the conflict had presumably reached its end, as the Transatlantic had been dissolved into the Antarctic Empire due to the Antarctic World Domination and ArlusFinch's desire to be spared. However, in the Saint-Malo Trials, Arlus sold the Antarctic Empire out in exchange for acquittal and remade the Transatlantic. Upon questioning, Arlus decided to end the conflict in white peace, stating he was "Just kidding".
The Ireland-Pogland Dispute
On the night of Day 7, JamakAttack of Pogland replaced all of the holy potatoes of TheIrish faction, ran by RTGame, with carrots. (This was a reference to Day 5, where the original holy potato was replaced by a carrot.) Seeing this, RTGame logged into the server, and attacked Jmak, causing Jmak to go haywire and crash his plane into the Dublin Spire as a direct retaliation. In Jmak's stream chat, Timotainment claimed that he would assist in a war against Ireland.
On Day 11, Jmak indicated that he was interested in launching an airstrike against Ireland in the SMPEarth Discord.
The Transatlantic-Antarctic War
Katla Conflict
On the early days of the server, Iceland and its volcano (Katla) have been claimed by three factions (Transatlantic, Antarctic Empire and Inquisition). However, on Day 5, the Transatlantic faction annexed the entirety of the island from the other two. While the Inquisition had stated they refuse to retaliate, the Antarctic Empire was discussing the possibility of war.
By Day 8, the conflict had presumably reached its end. ArlusFinch bargained his faction and the island with the Antarctic Empire during the Antarctic World Domination in exchange of his life.
The Post Saint-Malo War
However, following the Saint-Malo Trials that were held on the same day after world domination, Arlus sold out the Antarctic Empire in return for acquittal. He then reformed the Transatlantic faction. A short period of war was declared between the two, but the result of the war is unknown, as Arlus' faction has been merged with the German Empire.
Due to Arlus's subsequent secession from the German Empire and reformation of the Transatlantic, the two nations are technically still at war. No further action took place and the war never officially concluded.
The German-Corvarian War
Main article: The German-Corvarian War
On Day 8, KaraCorvus refused to pay reparations to Jawsh for mining diamonds illegally on his land. Kara denied responsibility and proceeded to fly to western Europe, where she accidentally claim most of the lands there as she attempted to claim France. This instigated a war between the two factions as they engaged in a dogfight on the European skies. On Day 9 , a court case was held to resolve the issue of the mined diamonds. A second court case is planned to resolve the border disputes sometime in the future.
The Fille-Kpop Conflict
Main article: Fille-Kpop Conflict
On Day 9, fille co-leaders IAmTy and ToxxxicSupport, after acquiring firearms, raided Kpop's territory in Korea, attacking, but not killing its leader, SootCharlie. It's unclear whether Charlie returned fire. Afterward, a large round of bombs was unleashed, forcing Ty and Toxxxic to retreat from Korea.
The Stock Car Quarrel
On Day 9, ArchieMcW established the faction of "Madagascar 4" on the island of Madagascar with plans to film the fourth installment of the franchise. He then declared war on Bean Island while chatting with Sylvee and Krinios and was quickly defeated. As part of the post-war negotiations, Archie established an alliance with the Bean Islanders and changed his faction's name to MadaNASCAR as an acknowledgment and portmanteau of the alliance's joint construction project. Bean Island also claimed part of the island of Madagascar.
The German-Stal War
Main article: The German-Stal War
After observing the critical state of territorial disputes made by AntVenom (most prominently, the Arctic Claiming Mishap), Jawsh, the leader of the German Empire decided to declare war against Stal. He was later joined by Svyoshi who left Packle in favor of the promise of war. Meanwhile, AntVenom attempted to use his alliance with the Antarctic Empire and Florida against the Germans, but he was swiftly defeated by Yoshi when attacked at his home base in Arizona. KaraCorvus offered to provide Ant airstrikes in the war, but Jawsh warned her and threatened to attack the Corvarian Empire and procure Corvantinople, if her faction chose to interfere. The war ended after a period of negotiation with a peace treaty ratified in Berlin containing all the terms agreed upon by the two factions. The terms include: the two factions will become peaceful with one another for about a week, a state of neutrality was declared between them, and AntVenom will undo the Arctic catastrophic claim and fix the New England borders.
The Great SMPEarth War
Main article: The Great SMPEarth War
This great, ongoing war is a series of battles and wars that stems from the escalation of intimidation and aggression between TommyInnit of Business Bay and the allied forces primarily led by members of the Antarctic Empire. The following timeline depicts the list of battles fought during the war:
The Battle of the Bridges
- Day 16: The Battle of the Bridges
- French Bridge Skirmish
- French Bridge Conference
- The Battle of the Southern Ocean
- The Battle of the Business Bridge
- The Cumin Duels
- The Chase of Business Bridge
- The Business Bay Conference
- Treaty of Broken Bridges
- The Villager Pillage
- Day 22: The Ancient Stronghold Robbery
- Day 27: The Wednesday War
- The 8 Second Duel / The Battle at Port-aux-Francais
- The South African Battles
- The Battle of Pit
- The Pit Conference
- Treaty of Pit
Raid of Bean York City
- Day 37: Tommy set traps of his enemies bases (Kpop, Newfoundland and Bean Empire
- Day 38: Sylvee died to the trap. She, Krinios and Thunder1408 raided the base at Business Bay and kidnapped Tommy's mending villager
- Day 39: Raid of Bean York City
- The Attack on Business Bay
- Treaty of Bean York
New Year's Day War
- Day 41: New Year's Day War
- The Airstrike Robbery: Pete kills himself with an airstrike. TimeDeo steals his items.
- The Business Raid: The Antarctic Empire and Sylvee arrive in Business Bay.
- The Armour Conference & The Great Grief of Business Bay: Sylvee offers to trade her armor for Pete's, though Deo would kill her during the parley. Wisp leads a strike force and razes Business Bay's capital.
- The Dirty Armour Incident: Business Bay offers to trade back Sylvee's items in return for her abandoning her alliance with the Antarctic Empire. The trade is made, and Sylvee recants her promises. TimeDeo and TommyInnit combat log.
The Casino Conflict
- Day 50: The Casino Conflict: Ph1LzA and Tommy test out the C ASS INO. Due to Tommy's cheating, Phil steals 50 diamonds from the register. A battle broke out, with Icebomb suffering the worst of it.
Failed Infiltration of Antarctic Stronghold
- Day 51: Failed Infiltration of Antarctic Stronghold: Bitzel attempts to break into the Ancient Stronghold and traps himself. VoiceOverPete discovers him and sets him free as an act of mercy.
Port-aux-Offensive
- Day 57: Tommy and Deo attempt to kill Pete, though they are unsuccessful.
- Day 58: Port-aux-Offensive
- The Breach: Business Bay attacks Technoblade's Palace and threatens VoiceOverPete and Floof.
- The Palace Brawl: Technoblade, SalC1, and VoiceOverPete fight against the attackers. LukeOrSomething and TommyInnit are slain.
- The Business Break: The Antarctic Empire and the Kingdom of Florida parley with Business Bay.
- Death of Floof and the Castle Clash: Floof is killed under Tommy's orders by TimeDeo. The Antarctic Empire slay Deo and Tommy.
- The Counter-Attack: The Antarctic Empire and the Kingdom of Florida attempt to blast Bitzel out with TNT. Bitzel traps Sal, and is killed by Philza. Tommy kills D O G G O. Technoblade kills Luke and Tommy again.
- The Mugging of Business Bay: Business Bay is invaded by the Antarctic Empire and the Kingdom of Florida seeking retribution. After much threatening, TimeDeo and Tommy pay the invaders $100,000 for peace and as reparations for Floof and D O G G O's deaths.
The Tragedy of Alfred the Chicken
Main article: Alfred
After a period of hiatus, ConnorEatsPants returned to the server on Day 32 and reestablished his faction, Connoresports in Sicily. He then traveled to Antarctica to tour the Ancient Stronghold but was quickly confronted by Technoblade inquiring his business there. Upon knowing the pathetic state of Connor's economy, Techno graciously gave him 12 diamonds and some bullets for his recently-bought Deagle gun. Connor was given permission to kill Derrick, but the shots ricocheted and killed Alfred instead. Infuriated by this, Techno hunted down the murderer as Connor hurriedly escape via the Boomer Bridge and attempted to fly away. Connor proposed a classic standoff to settle the issue, but he soon was quickly killed by Techno, and Alfred was finally avenged.
The Sicily Ambush
Main article: The Sicily Ambush
The operation was conducted on Day 32 by a raid party consists of Svyoshi, Wuna301, and KaraCorvus. The main target was Technoblade of the Antarctic Empire, who was online but not streaming at the time, as he was joined with VoiceOverPete to visit ConnorEatsPants after the Tragedy of Alfred the Chicken.
The raiding party used potions (chemical engineering) as the primary weapon of destruction in the ambush, brewed in large quantity by Yoshi prior. The attacks, however, were cut short as both Technoblade and Connor logged off and refused to engage in combat, while Pete had been evading them as he continuously circled the Sicilian skies. Techno justified the combat log by stating that he was not streaming and would prefer to catch the events live for content. No formal declaration of war had been issued by either party, but the attacks are most likely to be considered as a prelude to a larger war.
The God War
Main article: The God War
The God War is considered one of the deadliest wars on the server. The battle was provoked on Day 40 when admin Chip made a deal with Business Bay which would prevent the former from being killed if they were accidentally mining in their territory; of which all members of Business Bay agreed to these terms. Another admin, JoshA20 saw this happening and teleported to Chip, proceeding to troll the members of Business Bay with a Knockback 70, Punch 70 stick. TommyInnit stole the stick from Josh, who took it back moments after. This eventually led to Business Bay declaring war on Josh, who was under-powered at that time and abused his admin powers to make himself invincible.
After protests from Tommy, Josh decided to make it a "fair" fight, giving himself many golden apples and powerful armour (suspected to be higher enchantment than vanilla; however, this cannot be proven). After over an hour-long fight between the two factions and many deaths from Business Bay, Josh's armor began to break and he was ultimately slain by the faction members of Business Bay. When Tommy proposed the idea of a reward for defeating Josh, Josh left the game but he rejoined to be placed in a trap, and each member of Business Bay killed him once until he submitted to defeat. This is the first military victory for Business Bay and can be attributed to Tommy's sudden self-confidence, the group's teamwork, and the new membership of TimeDeo; the latter of which is competent enough to go against Technoblade. It is also the most that any faction has won in terms of rewards over war on the entirety of the server, with the reward for winning being over 2 1/2 stacks of diamonds, enough for 40-41 diamonds per each member of the faction.
The Faction Name Dispute
The Faction Name Dispute was a battle between Business Bay andIcebomb on Day 41. The conflict spurred after Icebomb was killed by Business Bay the day prior for trespassing and calling Tommy "poop". On Day 41, Icebomb created a faction called "tempotantrum" and located it near Business Bay and changed the faction's name to "TommyIsStupidAndPoop". Once TommyInnit noticed the faction's name, he and his faction-mates, TimeDeo, LukeOrSomething, and Bitzel, ventured over to the territory to make Ice change the faction name by force.
As soon as Business Bay arrived, they tried to break into Ice's house, yet were unsuccessful due to a recently added feature on the server. They were unable to break or open anything, even after declaring the faction as an enemy. They soon discovered Ice was underground and he would only come up on the condition that nobody would attack him other than Deo and that nobody except for Tommy and Deo be present. Tommy approached Ice peacefully and quickly equipped his armor and sword and killed Ice. Ice respawned inside of his house and was temporarily safe from Business Bay. Deo eventually discovered that he was able to break the glass of the window and quickly set his spawn in Ice's bed before the glass regenerates due to the new feature. Deo drowned himself, re-spawned inside Ice's house, and killed him around 20 times.
Ice surrendered and was forced to disband his faction and move far away from Business Bay. He was left with a majority of his inventory, yet Business Bay took some of his items. This was the second overall battle victory for Business Bay and occurred a day after their first victory.
The Great Flush
Main article: The Great Flush
The Great Flush was the war between Log Lagoon and the allied forces of Packle, the Corvarian Empire, and Arkansonia. Michaelmcchill was given a tour of Log Lagoon and declared war on the new faction in reaction to the faction's beliefs, including their state religion of Braphogism. Chip abused their admin powers in numerous ways to protect the members of Log Lagoon from the enemy attacks. This included, but was not limited to, the creation of an unbreakable bunker and the flooding of the swamp. The Treaty of the Great Flush was later drafted by Michael following a semi-victorious war as the faction was disbanded. The treaty was never officially signed, yet Michael decided to leave them be as long as they do not cause havoc or filth on the server again.
The First Dragon Egg War
Main article: The First Dragon Egg War
The Dragon Egg War (or the War of the Fourth Egg) was a war declared by the Antarctic Empire and Marioloogi against Newfoundland. It began on Day 45 when the leader of Newfoundland, WilburSoot, tricked Ph1LzA of the Antarctic Empire into handing him the Fourth Dragon Egg.
Following the SMPEarth Moon Landing. Wilbur, Phil, and Antarctic Empire ally Sneegsnag explored the Hidden Moon Base, where Chip spawned in the Fourth Dragon Egg. Sneeg and Phil worked together and quickly claimed the egg, preventing Wilbur from getting close by use of punches and teleportation of the egg. After acquiring the egg though, Sneeg would hand it to Phil for an achievement. Wilbur, seeing the opportunity, requested the egg for the achievement. Phil handed it to him, and he proceeded to log out of both Minecraft and Discord. In response to this, the two allied factions declared war on Wilbur, and Technoblade immediately found and attacked Sophietexas as she was a member of Wilbur's faction.
On Day 48, Wilbur would log back in, prompting Phil to travel to his part of the world and attempt to retrieve the Egg from him. Wilbur, thinking quickly, told Phil to place down an Ender Chest. Due to his ability to bluff, he was able to trick Phil yet again, allowing him to quickly place the Egg into his Ender Chest. As he revealed this fact, Phil was irritated and proceeded to slaughter Wilbur over and over declaring that until he returned the Egg, he would continue to be killed. Wilbur then combat logged, leaving the server to play a different game.
To force Wilbur to return for negotiations, Phil would kidnap Pee Dog from Newfoundland, bringing him away to use as leverage against Wilbur.
On Day 54, Wilbur would return with the Dragon Egg, and after some heated negotiations, lost both the Dragon Egg and custody of Pee Dog to Sophietexas respectively, the latter of which was requested by the Antarctic Empire. This effectively concluded the war.
Pog-Kievan Skirmish
Main article: Pog-Kievan Skirmish
The Pog-Kievan Skirmish was a battle fought between Pogland and Kievan Rus on Day 62 by Jmak and DinksterDaily. It arose from two donations for a hit, causing Dinkster to set out with a pack of wolves in order to assassinate Jmak.
During the conflict, seven of Dinkster's dogs were slain, Jmak's Totem of Undying was used, and Dinkster successfully completed the hit and killed Jmak. No lasting damage was done, and the two nations allied again shortly. Dinkster would notably remark that it was the "most painful" battle he had participated in during recent times.
The Raid of Pueblo de Pog
Main article: The Raid of Pueblo de Pog
The Raid of Pueblo de Pog was a land dispute between former Inquisitors of Spain - current members of Log Lagoon - and Icebomb, a new member of the Inquisition. While Icebomb was off collecting some leather to make a banner for his new toy company, Grunk, InkTea, and TanningOil flew to their old faction's territory to collect items they may have left behind when they left the faction. Since their presence was unannounced, Icebomb became perplexed by their actions and went to go talk to them.
Log Lagoon's members seemed to want to collect their items and leave quickly, though they would also claim bits of the territory. Icebomb did not wish to remain idle while his faction's territory was being taken over, and he fought against the raiders, though he would not prevail. The raid ended with the defeat of the Inquisition and victory for Log Lagoon.
The Second Dragon Egg War
Main article: The Second Dragon Egg War
The Dragon Egg War (or "the War of the Fifth Egg", "The War of Kara's Grandchild", "The Contentless War", "The Failed Dragon Egg Heist") was a war declared by Business Bay against the Corvarian Empire. It began and ended on Day 72, when TommyInnit and TimeDeo of Business Bay decided to steal the Fifth Dragon Egg from Kara's display case. Kara retrieved the Egg after being warned by her chat, and stashed it in her Ender chest.
After numerous deaths by Kara, the war stalled, given that she would escape from her captors using /f stuck. Due to references towards the First Dragon Egg War, the Business Boys would take a valuable $100 Arctic Fox hostage, prompting the intervention of Log Lagoon and Kievan Rus on Kara's behalf.
Due to several disagreements between what constituted a bit and what was outlawed under global rules of war, the conflict stagnated, eventually resulting in the return of all of Kara's items and the fox.
It was also seen as the most boring war actively fought, as well as the war with the least amount of content.
The 1 Minute War
Main article: The 1 Minute War
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The Stolen Iron Scruffle
Main article: The Stolen Iron Scuffle
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[Placeholder War Name on Day 93]
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The Hitman War
Main article: The Hitman War
The Hitman War was a war declared by Business Bay and Antarctic Empire against Gambojeistan. It began on Day 94 and is currently ongoing. It began when Tubbo started a hitman business.
War of the Elytras
The War of the Elytras was declared on Day 97 by KaraCorvus of the Corvarian Empire after being robbed of two Elytras from TommyInnit. Kara travelled to Business Bay in order to leave her official declaration of war on signs placed near Tommy's base. In her message she subpoenaed the latter to show in court, whilst demanding reparations for his actions. Kara threatened that the real war would commence if Tommy did not show up to court.
No developments occurred until Day 111, where Kara travelled to Business Bay alongside RedVacktor after exploring several 7 ARG quests. While exploring the faction, Kara located and took back the two Elytras. She observed that there was no longer a need for war as she retrieved what was stolen from her, thus concluding the war.
Day 100 War
Main article: Day 100 War
[TODO]
The Two and a Half Men War
Main article: The Two and a Half Men War
The Two and a Half Men War was a conflict between StateOfDeNile and the combined forces of the Antarctic Empire, FrozenFortress, and Ursus. The conflict emerged late on Day 106 after VoiceOverPete destroyed the large heaters built in StateOfDeNile's colony of Heatmoar by RedVacktor.
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