SalC1 (a.k.a. Fidel Salstro, Manager of Cuba) is a Youtuber on SMPEarth. He is a well-known player in the 2b2t community and creates content on hacks, exploits, mysteries, and the history of 2b2t. He is a current member of the Kingdom of Florida.
Goals
Create a house shaped like a cigar (complete as of Day 27).
Establish himself as Fidel Salstro, the leader of Cuba (name came from a donator named mossehunt) (complete as of Day 25)
Build Guantanamo Bay (iron farm) (complete as of Day 45)
Build and remake his famous US-MEXICO border wall from EarthMC using iron bars from his planned iron farm. The wall would run from sea to sea, and feature four different checkpoints for legal access between the two areas. He wants to see if he could talk Quackity into paying for part of the wall.
History
Day 23
SalC1 began streaming, thanking FitMC for spreading the word about him in the discord and the opportunity to join the SMPEarth server. In order to get to Florida as soon as possible and meet up with Fit, he decided to hop to North America, landing in the middle of Mexico in PenIsland's territory. He walked briefly in the direction of Florida, before Fit showed up in his plane to bring Sal to Florida.
He hopped in a vc with Fit, where the latter showed off his plane as well as explained that there were many other custom things like nukes that they could acquire. Fit flew him over to the mining hut inside his Disney castle, before inviting him to the faction. Sal quickly accepted, becoming the second member of the Florida men.
The two then went to Fit's trailer where Sal set his spawn. Fit showed him around a little more, before Sal decided that he would head over to Cuba and start for scratch, a decision that Fit respected.
The two discussed grinding and how they could finally let down their guards as they didn't have the pressure from 2b2t keeping them on a knife's edge. Fit showed him some more features of the server, including custom recipes and the fact that there was no nether on the server. Sal and Fit spoke a bit more, before Sal set off on his solo adventure towards Cuba.
Sal commented that he felt very welcomed on the server, and made his way across the water. With a bit of trial and error as well as help from his chat, he learned how to swim in 1.13. He mentioned that he wasn't too familiar with 1.13, but he'll get used to it.
As he gathered some wood, he told his chat that he intended to gather some wood for making a cigar shaped house. He crafted a wooden pickaxe, and soon afterwards, he collected some stone and coal, upgrading his tools. He cut and slashed his way through the undergrowth, collecting wood and wheat as he went in search of a cave. Sal reached the opposite end of the island and realized Cuba had no exposed caves. He returned to chopping wood, and as night fell, he travelled back to his starting point.
Salc explained that he was a little sick as he cleared out a little area for his starter house of planks. After finishing his house of planks, he put down his bed and a double chest to store his items. He did some organizing, making some food to keep himself fed as he returned to Mexico. He planned on building a wall on the Mexico-American border, which he would ask Quackity for permission for. He traveled to Quackity's base, where he noted that he won't be stealing anything despite his status of being a 2b2t player.
As he inspected the border (for his planned border wall, he ran into a cave entrance, and decided to head down. He was confronted by a skeleton, and was nearly killed before he was able to kill it. Commenting that the mobs were indeed threats, he travelled downwards and began collecting ores for armor and other materials. Crafting himself some boots and a chestplate, he continued downwards, and adopted a moniker for his chat, renaming himself 'Fidel Salstro' on the server.
Sal then grabbed his furnace and crafting table, and travelled downwards in his hunt for more materials. He commented that he needed to pay more attention to mobs, something he hadn't been used to in a long time. He continued to collect ores, and as he looked around the giant cave, he stumbled across a vein of three diamonds, happily picking them up. Wandering around the caves, he noted that he was still too used to 2b2t's atmosphere, unconsciously attempting to activate his killaura. He did note that he wouldn't dupe anything, as it would ruin the atmosphere.
He continued to grab more ores, before deciding that he had enough and began heading back up. He found a ravine along the way, taking a screenshot of its coordinates for later use. Emerging on a mountain, he continued following the border, noting that SMPEarth featured a smaller world size than EarthMC, which he had previously built his 'Trump' wall on, and that he was eager to build a wall similar on SMPEarth.
After reaching the ocean, Sal hopped into a boat and travelled back to his home, thanking the server admins and Fit again for trusting him as a famous hacker and duper. He returned home and settled, putting away his acquired earth goods, before setting out to make a cow farm. He crafted a few fences, and easily found two cows, which he put into his little pen.
Sal then established a small wheat farm to begin his renewable food source. He set out in search of mushrooms as well, to improve his food sources. When night fell, he returned home, and became besieged by zombies. After slaughtering them, he slept and helped skip the night.
He deicded to end his stream there, as it was long running already, and that he would begin grinding offstream, explaining that he would likely be far more decked out by the time he returned.
Day 24
Sal did not stream on this day, but rather did a lot of grinding offstream. He bred several more cows, and expanded his farm, having found potatoes during the day and planting them due to the cows failing to provide him with enough food. He also cleared out a bigger clearing around his home, and built a path over to a dock pointed towards Florida.
Day 25
Sal began in a dirt shack a ways away from his home, as he both didn't want to be killed by zombies as well as because his cow farm was just too loud. He showed his fans what he had created and told them of his plans, completing one by setting up a sign at the dock bearing the words, "Welcome to Cuba. Managed by Fidel Salstro."
He headed back to his home where he showed his fans how to use a slab and an axe to easily clear out his jungle trees with the help of the a variant of the sand torch glitch. Sal then showed a picture of his plans for the cigar house featuring, "A fuck-ton of wood", a "door", and magma blocks and "smoke from campfires". After tearing down the dirt shack, he threw his excess items into a chest and began his quest of making the cigar house proper.
As his massive cigar took shape, he noted that he would leave the tips of the cigar showing for now, though he'll replace them with logs later to create a better effect. Continuing, he noted that his worst fear would be players seeing the cigar as giant turd or "piece of shit" instead. As he progressed, FitMC paid him a visit, and he jumped into a vc with Fit, showing off the beginnings of his giant cigar. Fit approved, and informed Sal of their alliance with the Antarctic Empire, and about the upcoming war scheduled for Wednesday. He gave Sal his approval for his plans for Cuba, before departing.
Sal happily continued building his giant cigar, glad that Fit liked his plans for the future. Finishing up the wooden part of his house, he added magma blocks and campfires on one end, noting that everything was working out absolutely perfectly. He transported his items over to the cigar house and noted that he'd have to fix his stream delay for his next stream.
Following his successful move, he chopped down his old home, leaving its North wall intact as part of his cow farm. He told his fans of two other plans, before harvesting his crops. During this process, he explained that the real Fidel Castro was a fan of dairy, which was why he would continue to expand his cow farm.
Sal decided then to go visit Florida across the waters. He arrived, and checked out Fit's work on his Disney World parody. He climbed to the top, admiring the view, before descending and touring Florida again. Finishing with Fit's camper, he made his way back to Cuba.
Once arrived, he bred his cows and embarked on trek to Guantanamo Bay, where he began chopping down trees to make room for the farm. When night fell, Sal fought off three creepers at once, before setting off to find zombies villagers. He collected some sugar cane for paper, and crafted some nametags for these planned villagers. After a few suggestions from chat, he settled on "Obama", "PopBob", and "FitMC". By the time he was done, the night was over.
Sal wandered a little, before heading home to replace the tips of his cigar. He reaclized that the lumberjack plugin had damaged his cigar during the replacement, and fixed the damage before continuing to give his cigar its makeover.
When night fell, he travelled around his island searching for zombie villagers, before being blown to smithereens by a creeper that dropped down beside him. He quickly spawned back into northern Canada in Fille's territory, avoiding a pillager patrol as he headed back down to Mexico. He travelled to the east coast, and created a boat to travel home. Arriving at home, he noted that his death was mainly caused by his chestplate and leggings being nearly broken at the time.
He then asked his chat where they were from, and was pleasantly surprised to find out that many of his fans were from all around the world. He chopped down a few more trees, bred a few more cows, and futilely searched for some zombie villagers.
Sal ended his stream at around the 2h mark, and commented that he would attempt to find the zombie villagers offstream.
Day 27
Sal began his stream in the middle of the ocean, heading off towards the territory of his allies, the Antarctic Empire. He mentioned that he wanted to acquire villagers from them, though his main purpose of the day would be to visit them and check them out. He noted that he was going as a friendly visitor, heading towards VoiceOverPete. Upon arrival, he made liberal use of his boat on ice after being informed that it was a great feature for travel. Ironically, he also immediately ran into two zombie villagers, which he didn't take as they were too far from Floridian Cuba.
He headed up through the Antarctic surroundings, collecting a carrot from a baby zombie he killed on the journey. He had a brief conversation with a donator concerning Constantium compared to 2b. As he climbed the Ancient Stronghold without building or breaking anything, through parkour. He spoke with Pete as he travelled, noting that Pete would know he's an ally from his faction name in front of his name when he messaged.
Pete directed him to the rails leading into the base, and Sal headed towards the coast in order to enter and visit Pete in the heart of the Antarctic. Sal met up with Pete at the rails leading in, and joined a vc with him. Pete allowed him entry to the capital, and explained that the best way to enter.was by rail, and thus he took him into the Stronghold by minecart.
Pete gave Sal a tour of the Stronghold, explaining that he both loved and hated the design of the place, noting there was dead ends from the original builders. He told Sal that the Stronghold housed an End Portal, and that the place was built by the admins. Pete also explained that the place featured a bad glitch, and continued to explain the giant area to the Floridan.
Following his tour, Pete brought Sal over to the Port-aux-Francais. Pete then informed Sal that the modification to the rails lead to many benefits as well as disadvantages. Sal told Pete that he had done a great job with the Boomer Bridge 2.0, while Pete told Sal that the other members had built epic things on the server as well, including their current destination.
They made their way into Techno's home, where he asked about villagers. Pete informed him of the fate of the Villager Adoption Agency, and explained that they had no more free villagers. He showed Sal some more of the base, including Ph1LzA's iron farm that he had set up.
They re-entered the area, before Sal bid Pete farewell, and returned to Cuba. He commented that it was the first time for him speaking to Pete, as well as seeing the Antarctic. His chat informed him that InkTea had been trespassing, but luckily he was slain by mobs before he could do anything. En route, he was attacked by a trident wielding Drowned, though he was able to escape unscathed.
He landed in NewHawaii's land, and checked out their pyramid, quickly retreating after viewing the insides and finding that it was infested by mobs. He continued through the area, visiting the houses and the Best Buy in the area.
Soon, he set back off on another journey towards Floridian Cuba, stopping by in the Bean Empire to check out their land. He came across Sylvee and Krinios, the latter of whom requested to touch his mustache. Sylvee then gifted him with cookies and cake as Krinios felt his mustache. Sal, amused, continued along their pathway to their volcano, which he climbed and looked around inside. He collected some magma blocks for his cigar, and exited the volcano, taking their rail system across to South America using the minecart gifted to him by Pete.
He continued down the railway line, straight through South America up towards Florida. Jumping off of the line, he returned to Cuba by boat where he showed off a zombie villager named "Obama" that he had captured offstream, keeping it as a prisoner for now. He returned home and added the magma blocks to his cigar, before entering and killing a skeleton that had spawned in his absence. Lighting the place up with more torches, he made a few signs and used them to mark out the areas of the future sites for the border wall, while leaving a short message for Quackity at his base.
Sal traversed the United States and looped back around to Florida, or as he put it, "The-Oldest-Anarchy-Server-In-Minecraft-Man's Land." He travelled to Cuba, where he bred his cows, before ending his stream on the doorstep of his cigar home.
Day 28
Sal did a little bit more mining offstream and collected a few more diamonds.
Day 29
Sal established an auto fish farm offline and spent the entire day afk fishing by placing a lead weight shaped like an anvil on his mouse.
Day 30
Sal began his stream inside his cigar home. Sal mentioned that he had done a lot more grinding offstream, mostly revolving around his new auto-fishing farm. He highly recommended it for all worlds, noting that it would take the players very far into the game. He showed the chat his fishing loot totaling nearly 11 double chests, as well as about 18 glitched leather boots with broken textures resembling fans.
He discovered that the leather boots had different looks based on their damage values, and upon damaging some boots to 64/65 durability, he revealed that it became an unfinished looking black and purple car, which he hung on his wall.
Sal then visited Guantanamo Bay, which he began clearing out the wood with the help of the lumberjack-slab interaction. His axe broke, prompting him to make another iron axe. He continued to chop down giant trees in Guantanamo Bay until nightfall, whereupon he began placing down torches to keep the area lit.
Sal returned to base after lighting up the bay, before deciding to go enchant a diamond shovel at Fit's area. He enchanted his shovel first with Efficiency IV, Fortune II, and Unbreaking III. Second, he enchanted his diamond sword with Sharpness IV and Fire Aspect II.
Travelling back to base, he noted that he was still quite used to using hacks due to his history on 2b2t, and that he still needed to get used to things like fighting mobs. He visited his chests again, before upgrading his sword with Unbreaking III and Mending. He repaired his iron armor, and returned to Guantanamo Bay.
Sal then began doing some more clearing out, with the diamond shovel coming in handy for excavation. After clearing out a larger area, he returned to the forest and cleared out another tree, explaining it as another obstacle to his build of Guantanamo Bay.
He did a lot more excavation and deforestation, then returned home to his giant cigar to store his items, breed his cows, and do some more farming. He ended up on the steps of his cigar home again, and ended his stream as he had to leave for then.
Day 32
Offstream, Pete asked the Floridians if they were any good with redstone. Fit replied that he only knew how to make airships, but Sal said that he was somewhat good with redstone. Pete explained that he was working on a train station with tracks that switch. Fit, as the King of Florida, commanded Sal to go to their ally's aid, and Sal accepted. He made his way to the Big Boomer Train Station, where Pete was constructing the frame of the area, as well as a runway for planes to lane and take off from. Sal helped with the construction of the Boomer Station, mainly focusing on the Redstone switching lane mechanics and an underground tunnel including an automatic rail switch.
Day 33
SalC1 continued his efforts to help with the construction offline, aiding VoiceOverPete in his plans of further establishing both the train station. He helped Pete build the station's platforms as well as the underwater beacons.
Alongside these massive builds, he would continue autofishing and gathering materials including gravel offstream. During this time, he also acquired a full set of diamond and enchanted it all, ending at 71 levels before his next stream. The set (shown later) featured these enchantments:
- Diamond Helmet: Aqua Affinity, Mending, Protection IV, Respiration III, Unbreaking III
- Diamond Chestplate: Mending, Protection IV, Unbreaking III
- Diamond Leggings: Mending, Protection IV, Unbreaking III
- Diamond Boots: Depth Strider III, Feather Falling IV, Mending, Protection IV, Unbreaking III
Day 41
Sal resumed his stream once again at his cigar house. His broken car mounted on his wall had now became a broken textured motorcycle.
After sleeping, he headed to Guantanamo Bay, with plans to construct his iron farm. He began excavation while catching up his chat on his progress offline. He noted that he would be consulting Rayworks's iron farm video, and would be copying it. He finished excavation at this time, and began filling out a courtyard with a gravel floor. He ran out of gravel shortly before he could finish, and set out to find some more gravel.
As he pushed off from his docks, he inadvertently picked up an invisible pillager, who kept attempting to kill him during the crossing. Eventually, Sal jumped away and left the pillager behind. He travelled up through Kingdom of Florida and went mining in the territory of the colony of German America. He displayed his armor, explaining that he had acquired maxed out armor simply from autofishing.
After fruitlessly searching for gravel, he headed into another cave nearby. Immediately, he found gravel and after collecting it, headed back to Floridian Cuba by boat, before sleeping for the night. He would later be rudely awoken by zombies. Due to the server's resource pack, it sounded similar to gunshots, greatly amusing Sal.
He headed over to Guantanamo Bay for some more excavation, and completed his courtyard of gravel. He explained that the gravel was 'just for looks', and began construction on a fence surrounding the area. He would construct this barrier out of iron bars and stone bricks, commenting that it now looked like an exact replica of the real world Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp. He showed his viewers his plans for the area, concluding with the entire Bay resembling a prison.
He cleared out another area for his entrance to the camp. As he put away the dirt, he explained that he had captured and cured another villager alongside Obama. Though he had two villagers, one despawned, to his chagrin. VoiceOverPete then messaged him to ask for some aid in diamonds and construction. Sal noted that Pete had been especially nice to him, and had given him iron for his constructions, and was eager to continue helping Pete out.
Sal set out by boat towards the rails built by the Bean Empire, and upon arrival quickly mounted the minecart and set off across the Pacific Ocean towards the Bean Empire's Christmas Island colony, though he hopped out before entering the area properly. He travelled by boat south, reaching the Boomer Bridge as he discussed the benefits and disadvantages of Twitch and YouTube, explaining that he still preferred YouTube for his streaming.
Arriving at the Australian end of the Boomer Bridge, he ran down the line before mounting the rails at a section with powered rails. He jumped into a vc with Pete, who brought his attention to skeletons riding skeleton horses atop his station, and the two watched as the skeletons were burnt to death by the sun. They briefly discussed collecting them with saddles and leads, before Pete showed him to his own auto fishing farm.
They both briefly got stuck in the strangely built farm, before Sal broke them both out. The two discussed their fish farms and how Sal's farm was likely better as he used it more, before the talk turned to the light levels of the station and the newly built wall of the building that would be known later as Boomer Mansion.
Pete then asked Sal about diamonds, noting that he kept picking up the ore proper rather than the diamonds themselves. Sal explaining Silk Touch and Fortune to Pete, who was finally able to snag two diamonds from his ore. Following this, they would continue building the Boomer Mansion's west wall. Following the completion of a few towers along the side, the two would begin construction of the Boomer Mansion beacons on the sea floor, with Sal defending Pete from approaching Drowned.
They conversed about trident wielding Drowned, noting that they were the biggest hindrance to their progress as they would knock the player away from their builds. Sal continued to fight these aquatic mobs as Pete built, lamenting their existence entirely. Sal was able to acquire another trident while musing about the potential for a gold and trident farm, suggesting Pete to construct one under the Mansion.
At this point, the Drowned were becoming a nuisance due to day turning to night, and the two teamed up to beat them to death, delaying the beacon construction. After a lengthy amount of time the duo finally activated the five beacons in the depths. They emerged from the waters below, and Sal ended his stream there after telling viewers to raid Pete's stream on Twitch, though he remained online.
SalC1 would continue to accompany and help VoiceOverPete with the construction of the Boomer Station and Boomer Mansion. Wisp would briefly come visit, informing them about possible attacks as the Treaty of Pit had expired. He would log out after his visit, and the building duo resumed their work. The chat informed them of the arrival of Business Bay, which was shortly followed by Wisp rejoining the chat and confirming their arrival.
Sal assured that he would stay as backup in case Business Bay arrived. Seeing them on the map, the trio prepared for war, waiting for the arrival of LukeOrSomething, TimeDeo, and TommyInnit. They briefly contemplated heading to the Port-aux-Francais when Business Bay went to place down signs, and decided to take the Boomer Bridge towards Techno's base. Sal and Wisp headed over, but as Business Bay turned to head to Pete, they scrambled to head back to the Big Boomer Train Station.
After the arrival of Business Bay in the Big Boomer Train Station, Sal stayed around as backup as Wispexe and the members of Business Bay traded smack talk. Pete offered to give the three a tour and Tommy accepted the offer, greeting Sal (though unsure of who he was at first). He was recognized by TommyInnit to be an enemy because of his alliance with the Antarctic Empire and his membership in the Kingdom of Florida which its founder Fit had participated in the previous battle against Business Bay. A very uneasy meeting followed, with Wisp continuing to antagonize the members of Business Bay.
Sal remained around as Bitzel of Business Bay arrived, and scattered along with the other players present once Pete threw an airstrike. Pete would throw a second airstrike, though this time he would inadvertently kill himself with the attack as the players scattered once more. Sal remained with Wisp as the members of Business Bay scooped up Pete's items and fled.
After being provoked, he participated in the New Year's Day War against the Business Bay members. He also helped the Antarctic Empire in the recovery of Pete's items in the Business Bay territory. He would borrow Sylvee's plane, and she despawned it later after forgetting it with him in it. Pete headed over to pick him up at that time, and they began planning out how best to kill the members of Business Bay.
Later, AllanahVA would drop by, as she had lost a significant amount of items recently. It was nightfall by the time she arrived, and Sal met her at the Fidel Salstros's Cuban Cigar Home. He hopped into a vc with her, and brought her over to his fish farm. Following a brief demonstration, he brought her over to the free item chests, explaining that he had way too many of the items stored within. He said that she was welcome to take any of the items, barring the Mending books as he really required those, and they were being stolen by non-Floridans. He even offer to give her some of the good enchanted books, though she refused as she felt like she was already imposing on him.
Sal continued to urge Allanah to take as much stuff as she needed, stating that he absolutely had no other use for them. She was immensely grateful, commenting that she had been essentially starving ever since she struck out on her own. The two then talked of allying, before Sal noted that he didn't have permission to ally her, and that she ought to speak to Fit concerning allying. They joked for a bit, with Sal telling her that the fish farm was so effective that the admins had begun to kick him off the server or restart it specifically with messages telling him to stop using the farm, to the amusement of both. She helped herself to quite a few items, including fishing rods, food, saddles, and some books, and left thanking Sal for his hospitality. The chat then commented that Sal deserved stans of Technoblade's caliber, noting that they'd snitch on the people taking his Mending books.
Day 45
Sal began his stream on this day in his home, where he showed his chat several bits of gear he had acquired offstream, including eight beds, four ender pearls, water, a strength potion, an enchanted golden apple, some wood, several stacks of arrows and scaffolding, and a maximum enchanted trident. He explained each piece of equipment, while continuing to praise fishing as it had gotten him his fully enchanted armor set.
Sal then made his way over to Guantanamo Bay, where he showed off his iron farm he built offstream, which netted him several stacks of iron and roses. He then reacted to Big Bertha murdering JoshA20 easily, before resuming his activities. He returned to his cigar, where he put up a sign using map art for Guantanamo Bay featuring the text "Guantanamo Bay Maximum Security" written in Comic Sans along with a smiley face. He was very satisfied with the results, and met up with Fit around the cigar.
Noting that there was half an hour until his date at the North Pole, he thinned out some cows and bred them. He returned to his home, cooking some steak for preparation. At this time, he confirmed that Fit had crafted himself a replica of his Veteran shield on 2b2t. After he acquired a stack of meat, he geared up and set off towards Pete's area, intending to circumnavigate the globe to travel to the Northern End Portal.
He traveled to the Bean Empire's rails and took them to Christmas Island. En route, he was pranked a few times by his chat as his moderators were not present at the moment. He hopped off the rail on arrival near Christmas Island and rowed his way over to the Australia end of the Boomer Bridge. Sal noted that the chunks didn't even load quickly in his slow boat, calling it as "2b2t-like chunk loading". As he arrived on the bridge, he noted that the chunk loading somehow got even worse as he got into a minecart and attempted to make his way to the Antarctic. JoshA20 offered to teleport him, though he declined, stating that he would tp if the lag got too bad.
He showed off Boomer Mansion briefly before continuing on his way. He crafted a boat and ran across the snow, noting that he wanted to travel there under his own power, though he would accept a tp if he didn't have enough time. After noting that he had no chance of arriving on time under his own power, he was teleported into arctic.
He spoke with his allies, with Techno noting that the charity website had crashed following him going live. They continued to discuss their preparations. Then once they realized that the Safezone had been punctured (courtesy of AllanahVA's tests earlier), Sal punched her, which prompted her to punch Techno. Techno then suggested that they purge the weak, which Sal agreed to in amusement. Unfortunately, Josh and Allanah would disagree and Josh would veto the idea of fighting on the moon.
The allies continued to joke around about Big Bertha being a modded Enderdragon and guessing its capabilities. More players trickled in, and eventually Josh called for everyone to join global vc. Techno would start another voice brawl by attempting to call dibs on the Egg. A group photo was suggested, and Sal helped build the bleachers before it was suggested to move them. Sal then killed a polar bear as the gathered YouTubers and streamers sat down. They continued to wait as Wilbur arrived, while every player began shooting InkTea, who was taking the photo.
After the photo, Sal stole some glass from the nearby structures for glass bottles, and upon activation of the portal, jumped in alongside the allied factions to participate in the SMPEarth Moon Landing. Sal would collect a few bottles of Dragon's breath before climbing a tower nearly, only to find that the crystal was destroyed already. He enderpearled down, where he began using bed bombs to heavily damage the dragon as he commented on how he ought to have brought more bed bombs for the fight. He continued to chase the dragon as the crystals began respawning, joining in with the the legions of archers shooting it out of the sky.
As Big Bertha came in for another fountain attack, Sal was flung into the air. Luckily, the moon gravity did not allow him to take damage, and he backed away once Chip called in an massive airstrike spam. Following the blast, he rushed in to try to bomb Big Bertha again, though, he would be flung away for a second time. He rejoined the rest of the players as arrows once again blotted out the sky.
Near the closing of the battle, Sal would use another three beds to attack the dragon, giving TimeDeo an opening he took to finish it off. Sal then wandered around to The Moon Octangula, where he was nearly pushed off by TanningOil. Luckily, the gravity saved him. He scouted around the Octangula, though he wouldn't find anything of value.
Sal made his way back to The Moon Central Island and exited the Moon, respawning at the Arctic. Deciding to travel in search of the The Outer Moon cities, he initially intended to bridge across the gap, though he later discarded this plan and decided to travel through the Moon by foot as airplanes may lag at the moment.
Sal then hopped into a vc with Fit, joining up with him and becoming a passenger on his plane despite his reservations. They decided to stay over land as much as possible, without travelling too quickly into unloaded regions. The two discussed the cities, as well as the ships and how the item frames loaded before the chunks they were in had loaded. Sal wondered about if the Dynmap would receive an update where it would display The Moon (which it later did), then discussed with Fit about the possibility of falling into the void if he crashed. Fit replied that he might be able to enderpearl away from certain death.
The two Florida men continued to travel through the Moon before they found an End City. They fought their way through the city, clearing out waves of shulkers as they progressed. They found some decent loot, and acquired around 5 shulker shells as well as some chorus fruit. As they decided to head around, a plane flew by overhead. The Florida men then flew up, found that the person was TimeDeo, then left in a different direction to seek out more cities.
After another while of futile searching, they landed, and Fit decided to end his stream as it was lagging too badly. As the server was still lagging, Sal also decided to close his stream there.
Day 46
Sal travelled offstream back home, where he stored his items.
He participated in the continued construction of VoiceOverPete's Boomer Mansion. AllanahVA would die again at this point, and Sal picked up her items, giving them back along with some armor that was lying around. He did some more building, then chopped down some trees for Pete. Sal and Allanah spend this time discussing Techno's status as a pvp master, where he tended to pick very uneven battles. She noted that she had challenged Techno to a fair fight without armor or weapons, and Sal explained that he would likely decline as it really was a bit of a risk to him.
SalC1 continued to help, along with AllanahVA, VoiceOverPete on the construction. He was present during Michaelmcchill and Packle's visit to the Boomer Mansion, where he defended Allanah from a possible attack as she fled from her former faction members. Michael then convinced Chip to add some more custom recipes and faction administration as the group wandered around.
Later, after Packle had left, the three builders continued building, finishing up the top floor and roof of the Mansion. During the construction, Pete dubbed him his building partner and Allanah dubbed herself the Slave of the Antarctic Empire. After Pete logged out, he remained with Allanah to build as well as name the chicken Pete had found in his mansion. Allanah departed to Techno's base briefly to put up some more map art, and Sal began construction of road signs, testing them out in the Big Boomer Train Station and later showing them to Allanah after her return. She approved of the design, and he brought her back upstairs to comment on the build, where he laid out some ideas. Allanah would then comment that she was tired, so she logged out, leaving Sal to continue building on his own.
Day 49
Sal logged on during a thunderstorm, showing his fans the majestic Boomer Mansion in its full glory. After briefly speaking with Pete, he headed to the Big Boomer Train Station's launch pad where he revealed he had finally bought a fast plane. He took off, admiring the speed and naming his plane the "salCplane". He landed in Guantanamo Bay and explained that he needed to upgrade his storage for his iron farm.
He went to his house where he showed off his other loot from the outer Moon cities, collected some materials, and headed back to his bay to begin construction on the area. Sal built up a smaller building in front of the Bay's entrance out of iron bars, wood, and stone, noting that he wanted the place to be max security. He continued building, adding windows and a few more floors. After doing some interior decoration, he dug out a basement for better access to his iron chests.
He discussed book banning and kick bowing someone, and although he refused to do any book banning, he did want to use a kick bow on other players. He headed back to the Big Boomer Train Station to see Pete for this purpose. The two talked of the subway Pete had built during his spare time, and they spoke of the upcoming subway addition to the mansion and the train station. They planned to create a few more conduits now that they had a way of doing so. Pete declined to be a guinea pig for the kick bow though, as he had too many levels.
Pete offered Sal a room in the Mansion as a reward for all the help he had given him, and Sal mused that he would have to pick a wing soon to build in. Sal then explained the way the kick bow worked to Pete, astonishing Pete, and though they did not quite understand how the book worked, the two laughed about it and noted that since it worked, it worked. He headed home, then told his chat that he would test it out once Pete was ready, ending his stream following that announcement.
Day 57
Sal logged into the game, informing the chat that his followers had joined together to locate the mysterious pack.png. He thanked his discord followers, intending to upgrade the quality with an AI he and his discord were coding in order to reverse engineer the seed.
Sal then changed the subject, explaining that his goal for the day was to spread the pack.png as far as possible by touring the world and placing it around in every base he could find. He crafted a set of item frames, then set off on his tour of the world.
Sal travelled to Florida in his new plane, and planted his first pack.png sign. He then went north to German America and placed another pack.png within their village, before resuming his path towards Bean York City. Finding no suitable place for the pack.png, he decided to place it on one of the roads in Bean York City.
Sal would continue on his trip, deciding to visit Arkansonia next. He arrived at their villager farm, and after some confusion, found their airport. He then placed the pack.png next to the runway. Following this action, he flew over to Quackity's base in PenIsland where he left the pack.png at the house he had visited on Day 23. After deliberating for a moment, he found San Diego, where he placed another pack.png. He flew to Salt Lake City in New Montana, placing another within a house by the lake.
Sal viewed the Dynmap again and decided to head to Canada. He took off in his fast plane, and arrived in Canada in seconds. He found Wuna301's Casa de Luna, and as he was in Packle, Sal left another sign in the house. His chat notified him of the rising of the Northwestern Volcano, which he agreed to go to if the chat remembered to remind him near the end. Sal then set off to Alaska, flying across Canada's icy plains and boreal forests. He landed near The Lincoln Lodge, admiring the build and praising the builder, before placing the pack.png in front of the lodge.
The chat then voted for him to fly to Business Bay despite the strained relations between his faction and the former. Sal would visit a lodge nearby and use their ender chest to retrieve some battle gear along with his kickbow's book in case he needed it, before departing across the Pacific. He informed his chat that it would be a friendly confrontation, and he did not desire war at the moment. He flew in, and circled the Business Towers before landing. He then ran to their storage room and placed the pack.png dead center, rushing back to his plane to avoid a confrontation.
As he was leaving, TimeDeo arrived, and Sal quickly placed another pack.png on the wall of his building. Deo, contrary to popular opinion, did not attack, but merely inquired on how Sal's search for the pack's seed was going. Sal explained that they hadn't found it yet, and Deo wished him luck as Sal flew off. He left Business Bay and landed in Kpop's base, where he idled briefly. Unlike usual, he found SootCharlie at his base, and threw the pack.png's map art at him. Charlie asked him if the image had to do with The ARG, to which Sal asked him what the ARG was. Getting back into his plane, he explained he didn't know what the ARG was.
Sal then flew through the Corvarian Empire's claim over China (Hong Kong) and seeing nothing in it, didn't place a pack. He pushed onwards towards the Bean Empire, where he placed down a pack.png in front of the Bean House. Noticing VoiceOverPete nearby. Sal flew towards him, travelling to the Big Boomer Train Station. He landed on the station's runway, informing chat that he had helped in its construction. He swam under the Boomer Mansion nearby, where Pete had been constructed a villager farm and trading hall. Due to Pete being AFK at the time, he decided to throw the pack.png to Pete.
Sal swam back to his plane, and headed back to the Best Buy, intending to leave a pack for NewHawaii. He landed and was immediately attacked by a spider jockey and two zombies. He would kill them, and then walked around the base. He would also fix one of the Best Buy's logos nearby. After touring the area, he briefly left before returning to Jameskii's house to place 24 item frames, each housing a pack.png. He laughed at his handiwork, before setting a course for Christmas Island.
He flew over to the island, landing and inadvertently destroying a pumpkin crop. He placed a pack.png in the lone house on the island, before taking back off. He deliberated between going to Europe or the Port-aux-Francais, before deciding on the latter. He arrived and toured the Hall of Fanart on the second floor while reading his donations, changing his title to "Streaming until 100k subs!" He would then leave a pack.png right inside the front door, before the Grand Staircase.
He would then head off towards Europe, giving tips on how to become a good YouTuber. He explained that the person must create videos that people watched all the way through in order to take advantage of YouTube's algorithm. He found the Kingdom of Jordan, and landed in Petra. Noting that he hadn't seen the base for himself yet, he toured the area briefly before placing another pack.png where he landed. He set off again, arriving in the Corvarian Empire. He traveled to Kara's home, where he was again confused by the sight of Kara's head on Jordan's body. He decided not to question it and left a pack.png by her home's entrance.
Sal then made his way into Dinkster's home, flying around Kievan Rus's area. He temporarily glitched into one fo the towers by driving his plane inside, before he drove out. He placed the pack.png right outside of the towers, before leaving the area and heading to the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. He broke in, and was bewildered by the map art he found everywhere. He would enter the storage room, where he left yet another pack.png. He then entered the control room, and upon seeing the controls he quickly backed away, noting that he shouldn't be in there. He would run into Dinkster's Dinnerbone llama, before finally exiting via the wall once more.
He plotted a course to Pogland's capital, and touched down in Justin_Bieber moments later. Sal headed inside, and seeing the numerous pieces of map art, decided to leave 4 pieces of pack.png in the front door, in the storage room, and at the foot of the beds. Sal would then leave to head to Berlin in the German Empire, parkouring into the village. After searching fruitlessly for player homes, he placed the pack.png in the middle of town. He found the German Empire's mountain base, landing first on the mountain top, then into the Empire's landing strip. Looking around, he placed a pack.png inside the entrance, opting not to block off the area as it would be griefing.
Sal travelled to Sneegsnag's base where he visited the church before placing another pack.png in front of the church of Marioloogi. Sal then briefly spoke to Pete about the pack.png, though he was vague enough that Pete didn't understand. He then travelled over to Evil Incorporated's base, where he took their elevator up their tower. At the top, he would place another pack.png on the kitchenette's table, and hopped down the tower. Sal headed over to the base of the Inquisition, leaving a pack.png on the wall of their runway hangar.
He noted that he would be hitting 100k soon, and decided to wait for the subscribers at the Inquisition's base. As darkness fell, he reached his goal. Sal celebrated, flying back to Floridian Cuba, intent on trying the kickbow out on himself for the monumental event. VoiceOverPete messaged him in congratulations, which he thanked Pete for. After a slight failure (due to having no arrows), he shot himself to death with the kickbow. To his immense disappointment, the bow failed to activate. He was informed that it wouldn't work if the bow was in his offhand, and tried yet another time, though the bow would fail regardless.
Pete, seeing the death messages, was amused and invited him down to the Station. Sal gladly accepted, and headed to the south, going to the Northwestern Volcano by circumnavigation. The chat informed him at this time that he needed an entire shulker full of books, causing him to exclaim that they were correct. He was then annoyed about the added deaths, before noting that he'd be writing a ton of books offstream for his viewers. He set down in the southern ice, before circumnavigating. After visiting the volcano, he headed down towards Pete, meeting him at the Boomer Mansion and hopping into a vc with him.
They spoke about the pack.png, and explained the history behind the image, as well as Sal's intention on finding the exact seed and location. Pete referenced his tweet and how Notch (and Dinnerbone) had replied to his tweet, both not knowing where it was from. The two took a brief break from the subject, with Pete showing off his villager farm. Pete then lead Sal to his steak farm, which was broken, though neither could figure out at a glance how to cause it to work. Following this, Sal was shown the villager auto farmer, though they hadn't completed it yet. The two would discuss an autofisher and decided that they would extend the subway to create the fisher in an area that was open to the sky.
Sal, due to his stream time, decided to end the stream for a rest, though he would be continuing with Pete in an hour or so. He and his mods linked Pete's stream, before closing out the stream.
Day 58
Sal would be called upon to fight for the Antarctic Empire during the Port-aux-Offensive. He would begin by sniping at the members of Business Bay, before wading into the fray at Technoblade's request. The allies would kill Tommy and Luke, before they parlayed in Techno's room. Due to Deo's killing of Floof, Sal and the allies would immediately attack, with Sal killing Tommy on the steps of the base. He and Phil would attack Tommy once he respawned and tried to run, and after forcing Tommy to remain within the bedroom confines, he joined the other fight. Entering the fight against Deo, he would help kill the strongest member of Business Bay alongside Techno, Pete, and Phil.
He would also participate in a failed excavation of Bitzel, leaving himself trapped in the dirt. Owing to the audience's quick reactions, he was informed of /f stuck, allowing him to teleport safely out. He would then follow the AE to Business Bay, where he aided in setting up a TNT cannon to attack the Twitch Shrine. Due to his presence as a redstone expert, Business Bay would finally cave in and pay the reparations of $100,000 demanded by Technoblade.
Day 70
Sal began his day in Floridian Cuba, within a cell in Guantanamo Bay. He noted that he was proud to be streaming SMPEarth again, and launched into an explanation of what had happened. Someone had notified him that Herobrine had invaded the server, and sleeping in beds would cause a skeleton named "Demon" clad in leather armor and wielding a Golden Apple to spawn. An exploit existed where spamming right click on the beds force the Demons to spawn, and give unlimited golden apples. He continued farming for the apples, commenting that it was a legitimate exploit by the server, and he would not be banned for taking advantage of it.
Sal exited after a while, and found a sandstone pyramid, confusing him. After thinking about whether the admins had spawned it in, he commented that once he found exploits, his 2b2t instincts kicked in and told him to push the exploit to its absolute limit. He mentions that Pete had told him, though he wouldn't be focusing purely on farming as it was rather boring. Sal headed back to his house after killing a few more skeletons, and after sifting through his chests, he decided to build a new storage area. He headed behind his Cigar home and showed off a foundation for a dock, explaining that he wanted to make a shed over the water.
As he built the shed, he noted that he may want to build a bridge or a tunnel from Cuba back to mainland Florida, after he's spoken to Fit. After a question from a viewer, he explained that SMPEarth was on 1.14.4, though it was likely to update to 1.15 soon. As he finished up the floor of his shed, he commented about his unbanning on EarthMC, noting that the owner revoked his pardon. After criticizing the other Earth based server, he continued to build the shed.
Sal commented on nukes, explaining that he preferred only to nuke someone who'd "fuck with [him]." He began setting down chests. He briefly commented that Fit held his own nuclear missiles, and that Sal would like to create his own missiles in another stream, wanting a Cuban Missile Crisis. He crafted a set of slabs, and constructed a flattened roof. As he finished his shed, he explained that he'd need to return to farming Demons come night, as he would love to hold a large supply of Golden Apples. He also mentioned he needed to grab shulkers stuffed with bookban books, though he'd only use them for the Kickbow.
Sal lit up the interior of the shed and labeled a few chests before attempting to construct a farm. After a few unsuccessful attempts with the skeleton constantly spawning on him, he figured out that hanging onto a fence while spawning skeletons helped solve problems. He quickly added a layer for the skeletons to drop into and die, laughing about his success. He refined his design with the aid of the viewers around, building a boat holding a passenger cow overhanging the area, allowing the boat to shove the spawned "Demons" off the edge to their doom. As he worked, he decided to name his cow in the boat "Firio" after the viewer who suggested it.
Sal built a room around the area, and fixed up the design of the farm a lot more, moving the bed overhead. His viewers would comment that he could utilize beacons of Resistance II and Regeneration to make it an overnight farm, while he could also employ a Haste II beacon to speed up his clicks. He was also taught that binding clicks to other buttons, he could quickly click incredibly fast. Its speed shocked Sal, causing him to comment, "Oh, my God. Holy shit. That is fucking fast." He quickly sat into his new farm, before commenting that he would attempt to further blow up the farm by making a Regeneration beacon.
He killed all the skeletons, before commenting that a reverse engineer team was working on pack.png, mainly people in his discord such as EarthComputer and Cactus. He was easily able to make a beacon with Regeneration and Resistance I, burying the beacon deep in the ground below. He took off his armor, and sat in the boat, clicking away. Resistance I and Regeneration pushed him to a higher level of automation. As he celebrated, Herobrine arrived and attacked him, killing his cow and destroying the boat. Sal commented that it was likely to stop him from going overboard (despite that fact that TimeDeo had gotten away with several chests of Golden Apples), and decided to end it there.
After a very long time, the manager of Cuba has returned to the server with ill intent. This time armed with a hacked client he prepared to cause rampage and destruction on the server. At first he wandered around the server for quite a bit while soaring through the sky with the power of hacks until eventually his chat told him to murder Tommy. He proceeds to head over to Business Bay and completely decimates the Zombie Child with little to no effort. Josh then gifts Sal a couple stacks of bedrock to cause even furthur carnage but stopped once Tommy told Josh to change the server into hardcore mode and allow fans to join. Sal then told his chat to prepare their hacked clients once the server finished restarting. But somehow, the server managed to get DDosed and had to end in an abrupt mannor, befitting of SMP earth’s long history of technical errors.
Relationships
Positive
- FitMC (faction leader)
- Technoblade (ally)
- Ph1LzA (ally)
- VoiceOverPete (ally)
- Wispexe (ally)
- AllanahVA (gave free access to fishing chests)
Negative
Trivia
- He is one of the major contributors in the construction of VoiceOverPete's Antarctic Railway System, helping him build major infrastructures such as the Big Boomer Train Station and the Boomer Mansion
- He has been playing Minecraft premium since Beta 1.8.1, though he had been playing for months earlier on the free version available on Mojang's website. The exact year was 2011.
- He is one of the major players who utilize AFK fish farming for gathering resources and weapons.
- He has done so to an extent that the admins now regularly restart the server or boot him with messages saying, "i want to restart the server stop AFK fishing you absolute boomer florida"
- Sal uses a custom resourcepack using the Beta sounds and textures.
- Krinios has touched his mustache.
- He is currently on a quest to retrieve the seed and exact location of Minecraft's elusive pack.png used within most default texture packs.
- Sal enjoys City Skylines and Super Mario Galaxy when not playing Minecraft.
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