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Technoblade

Blood for the blood god!

–Technoblade

Technoblade (pronounced, /ˈtɛknoʊˌbleɪd/) (a.k.a. "Techno", "The Blood God", " Sweaty ", "Technoplane", "Technoboomer", "International Relations Master", ”Alpha Male”, "Nerd", "Blade Jr," "Blade", "The Blade”, ”Emperor of Ice”, ”World Conqueror”, ”King of the Antarctic Empire”, ”Emperor”, "Ice Emperor.") was a Minecraft YouTuber on SMPEarth. He was most known for his Hypixel related content and his participation in Minecraft Mondays. He was the founder and (pre-Fourth faction reset) leader of the Antarctic Empire.

He passed away on June 30th, 2022 after being diagnosed with stage 4 sarcoma in August 2021.

Goals

Technoblade wanted to go to war and instigate conflicts with many factions. Following that, he planned to commit various war crimes and take over both the planet and the moon. On Day 8, he temporarily accomplished the first half of this goal.

Technoblade also planned on turning France into a giant chunk error.

History

Day 1

Technoblade first logged in on Day 1. He joined the server and wandered around spawn, briefly stuck with the other creators while Chip and Josh informed the players that they were working on the commands. He noted that it would probably take him two or three hours to completely subjugate the planet, though he also commented that it could take longer as that the world was quite large, being a 1:3000 scale recreation of the Earth.

When prompted about his thumbnail with Florida colored red, he replied that it had been fanmade, and that he had no intention of going to Florida given that he heard FitMC was going to become king of Florida. Techno then laid out his plans: that he would form the Antarctic Empire and take over the world as well as reduce the entirety of France to a chunk error. As Techno gave exposition, a prompt showed up to the creators online, giving them permission to teleport to a continent of their choosing.

Techno started off in central Africa, north of the central volcano. He struggled to collect resources for a short while due to the lag caused by numerous players teleporting out of spawn, briefly being disconnected from the server. He joined the discord server call though he left the call shortly upon logging back into the server. He collected some wood, remarking that the lumberjack plugin had failed him while explaining that he had chosen to go to Africa for being rich in diamonds. During this process, Techno explained that he needed to collect some resources before setting off for his icy destination, recognizing that he needed food in the barren snowy wastes.

Techno briefly panicked when being told to "collect diamonds before [the creators] leave spawn", wondering whether or not he had been allowed to leave. This line of questioning lead him to open the SMPEarth Dynmap, which to his relief, showed that a majority of streamers had indeed already left spawn. He saw that most of them were in Europe, with CaptainSparklez being the only other person in Africa due to the latter's decision to conquer Jordan. He escaped from a zombie as he ran through the dense forests of Africa, entering a clearing as night fell. As it was night, he dug down to collect stone to begin crafting better tools.

Techno remarked that he had taken a long break from YouTube again and explained that the Great Potato War video only really came to be because he had dozens of hours of footage in his OBS folder. He acquired stone tools in short order, and threw his now-replaced wooden pickaxe into the hole he had dug, covering it up and noting that it was no longer of any use to him. He left the clearing (3146, 42, 6813) and continued south, wondering where all the mobs and food were at and stating that the creators were promised food. Luckily for him, he encountered some wild wheat on this journey as he made his way across central Africa.

Upon spotting some damaged trees and logs, he opened the Dynmap and found that Jamakattack had landed further south than he did, though he became distracted upon realizing that he had spawned rather close to a volcano. Techno then plotted a route over to the volcano, informing the audience that the Nether was disabled on the server due to the dimension making no sense in the context of SMPEarth lore. As he made his way to the netherrack laden area, Techno told the chat that when the discord chat had opened up, he had left the first message, one that was calling dibs on the entire world.

Techno was further delayed from the trek while collecting several veins of iron and coal from a cave near the volcano, choosing to stock up further on resources while explaining the mechanics behind Rails and boats. He showed off his shaders as he exited the cave and climbed the volcano, noting that he was likely to be the first person to step foot on any volcano. He dug around and entered a cave though he was chased out by a skeleton, forcing him to craft iron gear. During this time, he formally established the first faction on the server: the Antarctic Empire. This was quickly followed by Jawsh creating the German Empire, CaptainSparklez establishing the Kingdom of Jordan, Chip forming the United Nations, Spifey making the CityOfEngland, Kwite bringing NewMontana into existence, AntVenom forming the NewEnglandPatriots.

He was soon alerted to how lumberjack worked as he waited for his iron to smelt, learning that it required an axe in order for the tree to be affected by gravity. Techno tested this out and briefly reacted in surprise to the unnaturalness of the plugin, though he would soon resume chopping down the tree while reading chat donations. As he finished up, he collected his furnaces and made a descent into a volcanic vent. Due to a stray skeleton shot hitting a pigman, however, the surrounding pigmen became hostile, prompting him to lament that his brothers had betrayed him.

Techno then contemplated farming the volcano's resources, though the event repeated itself and drove him back up. Undeterred by this second setback, Techno rushed back into the volcano, narrowly avoiding death by a swarm of mobs and burying himself in to the walls. He noted that his decision seemed to be a poor one, given that the volcano only really appeared to hold iron. He continued mining around while commenting that all great rulers had to go through numerous complications on their journey, explaining that it was going to be no big deal. Techno then reiterated that he was going to steal diamonds from Africa and take over the world.

He dug around by following the sound of water and lava, emerging into another giant cave below the volcano. He wandered around the pigmen apprehensively as he had "seen enough Ph1LzA" to know messing with the mobs could lead to his death. Techno would once again stock up on iron ore as well as glowstone, commenting that the resources were going straight to his World Domination fund. As he mined, he informed his chat that there was a rumor around that a giant fortress lay in the Antarctic, and he was planning to take it over. He showed the icy structure on the Dynmap as it was both suspicious and caused him alarm.

Techno almost immediately located diamonds following this revelation, instantly prompting TommyInnit to message him. He continued mining around and acquiring iron, glowstone, lapis, gold, and emeralds. These activities continued as he ignored Tommy, killed the mobs, and avoided the pigmen. He made his way around the massive cave systems and sorted out his inventory. There was a tense moment when a creeper blew up behind him, damaging the pigmen and worrying Techno that the pigmen would attack once more, though they did not.

He commented that five diamonds was be a good number and that he'd like to acquire a ton of the diamonds in Africa before the other creators, jesting that since the others were in Europe, history was likely going to repeat itself with the European nations swarming Africa for resources. Techno continued strip-mining when faction power was increased, and he dug into an even more colossal cave than before, where he searched around in vain for diamonds. Due to this failure, he resumed strip-mining. A donator informed him that he had a bed for setting spawn, that Jmak was around, and that emeralds were used to create Planes.

Techno resumed strip-mining shortly and quickly acquired seven more diamonds. He decided to move out of the caves as he had collected enough resources to last himself in the Antarctic mainland. He emerged from the cave near the volcano and realized two things: One, Jmak was very close to him, and two, Chip was at the Antarctic fortress. These discoveries propelled him to quickly head back to the surface and at the urging of his chat, stripped a large section of dirt for his plants. Techno then made his way around Lake Tanganyika as he headed south, informing his chat that he was going to Australia soon as part of his journey to the Antarctic. He noted that he had called dibs on the snowy continent and hoped that Chip hadn't tried conquering it yet. Techno remarked that he had to still allow the other creators to conquer some areas so he could annex them into his lands.

Techno then explained once again that his major reasons for heading to Antarctica was to conquer the fortress that lay there due to his own inability to build, and owing to his desire to live in a place similar to a supervillain's lair - something either Antarctica, a volcano, or the Moon would provide. Due to another prompt by his chat, Techno checked out the menu and the vehicles. He lamented that he was missing just four emeralds for a plane, though he noted that it wouldn't be wise to use a plane in the laggy circumstances of the server. He continued on foot and swam across a smaller river as he continued to the southeast. Techno would kill several cows around the area though he spared the pigs.

He swam across the Zambezi river and reached the coast, leaving a sign on a crafting table calling dibs on Africa. Following this declaration, he crafted himself a boat and left mainland Africa to travel to Madagascar, grabbing some sugar cane as he left. After reaching Madagascar, he would collect some more sugar cane, noting that he disliked the island for being persistent In his Plague Inc. games. Techno would search for cows here, though he'd soon break off and leave a sign calling dibs on the island. He then moved on through the Indian Ocean in a long ride towards Australia while reading donations.

TommyInnit messaged Techno again, with the request that he join discord, a request that was rejected and then accepted after some deliberation. As he joined the call, he noticed that Jamakattack was following him in transit. Tommy requested to address Techno as Blade, though Techno explained that Blade was his father's name, resulting in Tommy addressing Techno as Blade Jr. He explained his predicament - he had made several enemies on the server already and wished to ally with Techno as he knew the pig planned to take over the world. Techno noted that he was unable to handle any conflicts just then and thus unwilling to ally at the moment. He also pointed out that Tommy could just embrace his role as the villain on the server and take over North Korea. As more creators joined the call, Tommy began laying out just how many people he had interacted with and made enemies with, prompting Techno to question how he had managed to make so many enemies in under thirty minutes.

The conversation turned to one concerning Techno's journey, and he informed Grunk that he was being pursued by Jmak as he arrived in Australia. Tommy once again began discussing his place in relation to his current enemies with JunkyJanker, though Techno ceased paying attention once the others left the call. As Techno continued his journey across Australia, he noted that Jmak was still following him and was relatively close. He commented that he needed to get out of the area, leaving a sign calling dibs on Australia as well. He briefly suffered from falling into a chunk error, though he soon recovered and continue south.

Techno then rode a boat to Antarctica with Jmak still hot on his heels. Techno noted that Jmak could have been there for a completely unrelated reason as he rowed south. He briefly stopped at the prismarine islands north of Antarctica, where the Dynmap showed him that Jmak was indeed following him. He quickly continued south, noting that he did not wish to fight under the current ping conditions. Techno contemplated both calling in Philza and trying to talk to Jmak in discord, though he was unable to speak to Jmak due to the latter being muted in discord. The server closed during the journey, and restarted to allow more creators to join. Phil immediately messaged Techno once the server rebooted for an alliance, with the two deliberating on whether or not Phil should join the Antarctic Empire.

Techno reestablished his faction following the First faction reset, rushing south in search of the fortress. He informed Phil that he was being pursued while running, leaving a sign on the ground calling dibs on the continent. To his chagrin, his faction power was reset to zero. As Techno approached the center, Phil asked to meet up at the south pole. Jmak landed on the continent as Techno began climbing the mountain near the center. After reaching the center of the continent, he found the fortress, the remains of an unknown ancient civilization.

Technoblade invited Ph1lzA to his faction, with the latter joining immediately afterwards. He claimed the Antarctic Empire's first land while standing on the Ancient Stronghold's northern water system entrance and quickly set his faction home at the chunk he claimed. He waited for Phil as he wandered around the mountaintop, claiming the way up. The duo joined a call together, and Techno spotted Jmak at the base of the mountain. The two quickly jumped down and together they killed Jmak. Chip joined too, and asked incredulously how he managed to find the stronghold so quickly. Jmak also joined the call, explaining that he was only there to deliver steak. The three had a good laugh over the event, with Phil apologizing for murdering Jmak before the latter left the call.

The newly formed Antarctic Empire then began exploring the ruins of the ancient civilization with Phil and Techno discussing how the former originally thought Jmak was with Techno, while the latter explained that Jmak was just randomly following him. The talk turned to volcanoes, where Phil admitted they weren't very useful, commenting that they held too many mobs. Techno promoted Phil to co-leader at this time, with Techno assigning him the mission of keeping COPPA from finding them. Their chats alerted them to Spifey's approach in short order, with Techno voicing his disapproval that he had to deal with all this conflict just to claim his "measly" continent. The duo returned to exploring the area and claimed the beacon on the south pole.

This exploration was interrupted by the sight of Spifey flying across the Antarctic skies to Techno's shock and surprise. The two laughed at this, and Techno noted that the Antarctic Empire were still in iron armor while Spifey had advanced to World War II levels of technology. As Spifey continued to fly over the skies, both Phil and Techno made attempts to kill him as he flew into and rammed the duo. After they successfully landed a few hits, Spifey flew off, leaving them to their devices. They set down a few trees and some furnaces. Soon however, Phil's chat informed them that Spifey was back. Techno opted to ignore Spifey's presence and began autoclaiming the mountain.

Phil then notified Techno that Spifey had landed and was sneaking around the Antarctic, before descending and massacring the latter. Phil then announced to the world that the Antarctic Empire would be killing everyone who arrives without due reason. Concurrently, Techno claimed the remainder of the mountain. VoiceOverPete would join their call and ask Phil for pointers on how to acquire resources, with the trio discussing the methods of mining that were most efficient on the server. As the Antarctic Empire duo began to dig their way into the mountain, they discovered the underground Ancient Stronghold, which they set as their official base of operations. Pete would express envy of their good fortune in claiming the area,

They headed deeper into the stronghold, where Techno commented that he had found the remains of an ancient "memelike civilization" when he saw the map art left there. They continued further into the stronghold, constructing several paths where the remnants had fallen away. Techno theorized (correctly) that the stronghold, being a stronghold, held a portal to the Moon. As he and Phil admired the massive ice caves below the stronghold, Pete again expressed a desire to view the area, culminating in his declaration that he would abandon his stream and join theirs. Techno laughed and immediately declared that Pete was welcomed to the Empire.

Phil and Techno continued to search the stronghold, finding more paintings, an anvil, and ores. Techno wandered atop the catwalks of the hold, eventually finding the room that would become the Antarctic Empire's ancient stronghold home. Soon afterwards, Josh indirectly confirmed to Techno that they had found a stronghold on the map. The two regrouped in their new home and sorted out some items while making plans to create a sustainable farm and food source.

Both of their chats requested that they invite Pete, a proposition the latter quickly accepted, resulting in Techno immediately sending him an invitation. After some brief difficulties involving teaching Pete how to use faction commands, the Antarctic Empire gained a third member. Techno asked Pete to collect one piece of leather, needing it for an enchanting table, which the latter promptly set off to do. At the same time, Phil and Techno descended to the deeper caverns below. Phil warned Techno to watch his footing, given that there were gaps in the snow that lead to even deeper caverns. Techno found a sign that had "boomers only" written on it. The trio had a good laugh over the invisible figure who placed it.

Phil continued down to the deepest caverns, though Techno remained above to claim the entire area properly before joining his fellow Empire member. Pete remarked that sometimes in life, it's not what you know, but who you know, implying the Empire had secretly paid off the admins for free loot. Techno followed up by jesting that he had been in creative mode the entire time too, and that he had gained multiple diamond blocks easily. As Phil and Techno continued exploring, they found signs left by the invisible entity stalking them bearing the word "boomer".

As Techno continued around the desolate ice spike caverns, Phil followed the invisible Josh, finding a hint that led him on a treasure hunt. Pete teleported in shortly, marveling at the stronghold and the resources of his new faction. Techno joined him and found, to his dismay, that Pete had used up nearly all of the diamonds for armor. This was short lived, as the Empire simply resolved to pilfer more diamonds from Africa. Techno constructed a farm after this resolution, digging out a chamber near their main room as Pete regaled Phil on his own adventures in hardcore Minecraft by following the latter's tips.

The three discussed the stronghold they were in again, noting again that there was likely to be an end portal within the mountain. Techno set off around the stronghold again, exploring the area a lot more with Pete. After several close calls for the duo, Techno stumbled upon the only end portal on the server at the time. He informed his compatriots that they owned the moon now, sending them the coordinates for the portal. Josh joined their call at this time, informing them that the stronghold was really only for holding the portal. The trio played dumb, before jokingly making plans to slay the dragon Day 1.

The three strategized, noting that custom crafting resulted in a problem where the Eyes of Ender were extremely expensive in terms of emeralds. Techno, upon seeing the incredibly high price, noted that it was unlikely for them to reach the moon immediately. Phil informed his co-leader that the Eyes costed 225 emeralds each, prompting Techno to declare that it was a, "bruh moment". Techno then declared that nobody could know about the Empire's newly discovered portal, and that nobody could possibly betray its location to any other players on the server.

The duo schemed while Pete headed off to catch up with his chat. Phil and Techno deliberated about annexing the entirety of Australia and New Zealand, before becoming distracted with small tests concerning faction power, which had been sharply raised since the beginning of the server. Eventually, Techno returned to his faction home and stashed his armor as he did not wish to die with it. Phil also returned after collecting some crops and upon finding his co-leader naked, immediately asked Techno where he had stashed it. The latter played dumb, prompting Phil to begin mining out the floor, nearly sending the duo to their early deaths.

Techno set off again following the near disaster and once again inspected the surrounding catwalks. Phil meanwhile began planning how they be able to cheaply acquire emeralds to power their portal and obtain Enchanted Golden Apples. After briefly speaking about money and how rich Pete was, Techno opted to head to Africa to reap its natural resources. He towered himself out of the Ancient Stronghold and descended the mountain. After trying and failing to find and steal Spifey's plane, Phil noted that planes had two seats and could thus hold two passengers, causing Techno to buy a plane of his own. He fiddled with the plane settings briefly, before getting in, gliding around, and accidentally autoclaiming large swaths of the Antarctic mountain.

Pete, alerted to his leader's failed autoclaims, rejoined the call as Techno attempted to figure out how exactly to fly higher using the plane. After deleting his accidental claims (and some more crashes into walls), Techno was able to figure out how to fly the vehicle, and he set off north towards Australia.

As he coasted across the Antarctic skies, TommyInnit sent a message to Techno, telling him to get into a voice chat with him. Due to being in flight, Techno ignored him. Techno flew over Tasmania (confusing it for New Zealand), and continued onwards to Australia. Halfway there, Phil alerted him to Spifey, having returned and brought "backup" to kill Phil over Tasmania. Techno immediately turned his plane around and flew towards Phil, scaring Spifey into flying to the Stronghold instead. The threat temporarily dealt with, Techno headed to the center of Australia, where he immediately placed a giant 1500 chunk claim on the continent, which stopped after he ran out of power.

Phil, who had been keeping an eye on Spifey, notified Techno that he had made landfall on the Ancient Stronghold. The leaders of the Antarctic Empire quickly headed home after Pete told them he heard ice breaking. Techno collected his armor and headed out with Phil, mining their way out onto the mountainside. They quickly located Spifey's plane, and Techno, moving quickly, got into his own plane and took to the skies. The two briefly had a dogfight where Spifey threw snowballs, with Pete commenting that, "They don't have a snowball's chance in Florida." Techno then called Phil to his assistance, much to the amusement of the latter. The dogfight continued through the night until early morning, with no conclusive results. After finding out that planes had unlimited fuel and thus flight time, Techno broke off the aerial battle. Phil then decided to head to Australia as Techno returned to the Ancient Stronghold. The Antarctic trio then discussed the construction of a bridge linking their continent to Australia, with Phil and Techno both commenting that Pete had very ambitious plans for their Empire's transportation system. Pete pointed out that Phil's Endlantis had been ambitious, but it had been done, successfully convincing the other two.

Pete then left for dinner. Phil then told his co-leader that AntVenom was on his way. The latter confirmed this later, noting that boating on ice was fun. Techno attempted to sell the Stal leader some ice, but was declined by Ant. He then considered carrying on an experiment to test how much power death caused a player to lose. Tommy then attempted to ally with the Antarctic Empire. Technoblade pointed out that Tommy's nation had been rather "controversial", though asked him what geopolitical advantages Tommy had to bring to the table. Tommy tried to bargain solely for an /f ally, though Techno then demanded he explain exactly what that would entail in political terms. Techno suggested that it could mean that the two would share resources, or that they would come to each other's defense in case the other was attacked. Tommy then stated that it could be similar to the Treaty of Versailles, prompting Techno to sarcastically note that it had been "famously successful." The former then cited it to be possibly akin to the League of Nations. Incredulous at Tommy's failure to name any successful examples from history, Techno pointed out that the organization too, had been a failure, once again sarcastically stating that it had been "famously successful".

Failing to convince Technoblade of an alliance, Tommy then turned to Phil and asked if he would be alright with aligning their nations. Phil hesitantly explained that he was co-leader, and that Techno was far more well-versed in taking political actions. Techno also was informed by his chat at this time that Tommy was not to be trusted, to the latter's disappointment. Tommy attempted to appeal to Techno's friendship, though due to their introductions only taking place two days prior, Techno was not swayed. Phil then equipped a voice changer with an echo and boomed out, "We refuse." Tommy attempted to deny Techno's insistence that he was a JSchlatt copy, though Techno then moved on to ask Tommy how many continents he owned that gave him the same status as the Empire. Negotiations then resulted in Tommy offering material wealth, which Techno responded by stating he owned Africa and would be stripping resources from the continent.

AntVenom joined the call shortly, with Tommy offering an alliance and Techno offering to sell him ice. Ant explained that he was likely going to accept Tommy's offer, prompting Techno to "quietly" tell him to consult his chat before making a decision. Ant however, informed that the his chat was talking badly about Tommy, which he did not appreciate. Techno then began reading out his own chat's descriptions of Tommy, "Tommy Untrusty", "Techno Scam", "Sounds like a scam", "Don't!". Ant then accepted the offer of an alliance with Tommy, who declared that he intended to have the most alliances on the server. A brief snag occurred when Ant asked Tommy if he copied Schlatt in disliking Stal as well, to the amusement to all in the call. Tommy then explained he would have to drop that part of his role then asked if he would lie to them. Techno immediately told him that the chat says, "Yes". Tommy hastily calls the chat delusional, though Techno defends them by stating they likely knew more than he did. Phil chimed in, saying that his own chat corroborated Techno's.

Ant was then asked by Tommy if the alliance could still take place, to which he responded in the affirmative. Ant then mentioned that he brought potatoes, quickly catching Techno's attention. Tommy attempted to leverage this into an alliance between Business Bay and the Antarctic Empire, though Techno put a stop to such after asking AntVenom if Tommy spoke for him. Ant, being the leader of a sovereign nation, denied this and gave an analogy explaining that had he said yes, it would be like having a business he was fine with speak for him. A lightning storm took place during this, a fact that Tommy called attention to when Techno explained that they could negotiate their separate allyships. Techno then jokingly stated that the gods were angry with Tommy, prompting Tommy to explain he had his sounds off and was "in denial." Techno replied saying that he was not going against the will of the gods, and that hanging out with Tommy would likely cause him to accrue some bad karma.

Several others joined the call, though Techno left them to their own devices, instead asking Josh about how much power a faction loses. Josh informed him he had to ask Chip, who had configured the plugin. Tommy then returned and told Techno that Ant would only give him potatoes if Techno allied with Tommy. This prompted Techno to directly message Ant, asking him how many times he ought to kill Tommy. Techno then consulted the Dynmap, finding Asaii, AntVenom, and Sneegsnag atop the Empire's mountain. During this time, Tommy then told Techno that his chat had informed him that Techno intended to murder him, which Techno denied, saying that he shouldn't trust everything the chat said. This caused Tommy to throw the statement back towards him, noting that Techno's own chat had been calling him "Tommy Scammy".

Ant explained that he was circumnavigating to Sneeg. Techno then asked the others if they were claiming land around him, which his chat asserted they were. A discussion ensued, of which Techno barely participated in, aside from the times where he "thanked" the others for saving him from COPPA. He then noted that the planes were likely a bit overpowered, to which another commented that nothing could come of having unlimited flight. Tommy steered things back towards possibilities of an alliance, to which Asaii stated that Tommy's feet smelled very bad. Soon afterwards, Techno said that the gathered players ought to sign a defense pact, where if Tommy spoke to any of them, they could all beat him up. This was met with Asaii also noting that Tommy had caused some problems for himself, which Tommy quickly tried to refute before stating that CaptainSparklez had allied with him and would thus kill anyone who spoke badly of him. Nobody felt threatened by the statement. Asaii then also told Sparklez that Tommy "sucks eggs".

Tommy attempted again to ask Phil for an alliance, which was shot down after Phil pointed out both his chat and Techno's chat heavily cautioned against it. A small argument between the two erupted, broken by Techno explaining that he probably wouldn't ally with someone who didn't like his chat. Tommy, being a YouTube member of his chat, let Techno know of the fact, though it wasn't able to sway either Phil or Techno. The three briefly came to the agreement that the Antarctic Empire would consider becoming allies, though required more time to make a final decision. Following further pressure from Tommy for a decision, Techno polled his chat, which resulted in a majority "nay" vote from both Phil and Techno's chats. Tommy made another bid for an allyship, trying to reason that Techno should pay more attention to the positives over the negatives. Techno refuted this point, giving the example that missing a flower wouldn't cause any major issues, but missing a bear would be a matter of life and death. Phil also told Tommy that the more he tried, the more of a case he was building for the Empire not to ally with him.

Techno then asked the server of how to kick people from Discord calls, followed by stating that since wars were enabled, it could be very problematic as they would flatten Tommy and be forced to annex him. The talk switched to faction power issues then back to being a copy of another YouTuber, where Tommy's chat was allegedly calling Techno a Pigicial copy and Techno himself was calling Tommy a Schlatt copy.

As Techno exited his base, Tommy asked him if it was be better for him to not ally and face the wrath of Business Bay's allies, or if it was better to simply become allies. Techno simply asked for Tommy's combat credentials, to which Tommy stated he had defeated TimeDeo and TapL before. Techno found such hard to believe, eventually causing Tommy to admit he had lied about defeating TapL and prompting Techno to roar with laughter. Tommy then tried to sell Business Bay as a trading hub, alongside several other unnamed qualities, before asking Techno again to ally with him. Techno simply said, "No", and Phil told Tommy his viewers had donated 1000 bits to tell Tommy to leave (in slightly less polite terms). As Techno cleaned up his chunks, the Antarctic Empire told its viewers to either join as a channel member or Twitch Prime to vote against the alliance. Following this, Techno informed Tommy he had a donation stating "Nay" with at least 8 y's.

Sneeg joined the call again, asking Techno if he needed an enchantment table, an offer which was turned down. They had a brief conversation before FitMC joined the call and asked Techno if he needed a guinea pig for his power experiment. Techno affirmed this, and Fit told him he had come to sacrifice himself to the Blood God and bring Floridian sugar cane, a gesture Techno greatly appreciated. Tommy greeted Fit, who replied by asking who he was, prompting much laughter and Techno's comment that it was not a good day for Tommy.

Tommy tried to ally with Fit, though Fit rejected it in favor of being "a Florida man, a lone wolf", and his description of cooking Crystal Meth in his camper caused Tommy to break off attempts for an alliance. The Antarctic Empire then declined a final offer of an alliance from Business Bay, with Tommy subtly threatening them before leaving the call. Techno finished claiming the entirety of the Ancient Stronghold, with Tommy returning again briefly to apologize.

Fit arrived some afterwards in his plane and Techno met him in the north of the Stronghold. Technoblade then participated in, and led, the Fit Power Experiment. Immediately following this, he and Fit agreed to an alliance under the request of his chat. Fit informed him of his plans to build Disney World and hide nukes beneath the castle, amusing Phil and prompting Techno to state it was going to be a wonderful partnership. As the sun set on the Empire, Tommy once again returned, expressing shock that Techno planned to nuke his island. Techno denied this, stating it to be "purely hypothetical." After Tommy left, Techno looked into his stream statistics and found that his views had reached a peak of 20,000 viewers. He expressed elation, commenting that he assumed he lost all of his viewers.

Unfortunately around this time, Phil had accidentally unclaimed a large swath of the Central Antarctic Mountain, rendering the Empire temporarily homeless. Techno then reclaimed the mountain after calling Phil a boomer for listening to his chat. The two laughed about the result, with Techno smoothening out the claims. He then teleported back into the Stronghold, briefly receiving a heart attack after he glitched and almost fell into the Antarctic abyss far below. After recovering, he and Phil monitored MichaelMcChill's arrival on Antarctic soil, while making themselves some doors to prevent break-ins.

As Michael continued to approach Antarctic soil, Techno set off to "do a flyover". He built a series of stairs for himself, placing an iron door at the exit, and set off in his Old Glory plane in search of MichaelMcChill. He interrogated Michael about his activities, and unsatisfied with his response (that he had come to avoid cold weather), asked his chat how many times he ought to kill Michael. The battle never took place; as Techno closed in, Michael fell to his death on the Antarctic mountainside. Techno then searched around briefly for Michael's gear, adding it to his collection. He then returned to base in time for Weesterner to announce to the world that his nation had run out food, much to the mirth of the active players.

Techno wandered around the faction's stronghold, sealing off entrances to prevent future break-ins.He then exited via the southern exit, before posing the question to his chat on whether the Empire ought to be concerned each time a visitor arrives. Deciding that leaving his base would make it a less interesting area to tour, he flew out of Antarctica, remarking on how the Ancient Stronghold was cool but worthless in resources. His chat ribbed Phil on watching out for baby zombies, while Techno and a few others pretended that nobody knew CaptainSparklez when the latter left the server.

Techno flew over to Australia, finding several claims Phil had accidentally made. Phil also told him that he had broken his plane by attempting to circumnavigate using one, to which Techno pointed out the vehicles had specifically marked out not to attempt such. The two shared a good laugh over it, with Phil also telling Techno that placing boats on ice could cause the player that enters it to descend below the ice. After trying futilely to unclaim the chunks off the coast, Techno and Phil both returned to the Stronghold as MichaelMcChill was once again spotted near the Antarctic mountain. Michael then joined the call, informing Techno that his viewers had invaded his stream and were telling him to turn away from Antarctica or be shot as a trespasser. Techno clarified that he simply wanted to know Michael's intentions, which the latter revealed to be asking for an allyship.

RoastedJames and Michael explained that they could offer Techno a two storey condo in northern California. This caused Techno to exclaim they could offer him more value than the whole of Antarctica. Michael explained that he was also doing a little "infiltration" after talking with Phil and Techno about their tree and beacon. James then offered Techno some grass, to which the pig Emperor asked whether it was seeds or drugs. Michael pretended to be outraged that Techno assumed they sold the latter, but upon Techno's confused assertion that they couldn't be selling much else, gave a mirthful reply that they indeed sold "weed".

Techno had managed to track down Michael's nametag infiltrating the Stronghold around this time, and asked for the username and coordinates of the others in the call. James claimed to be KaraCorvus which caused Michael to laugh and confirm that the former was offline, though he himself was in Antarctica. Techno tried to find Michael's exact location, during which James asked him what they had in Antarctica, hinting of the End Portal in the Empire's possession. Techno denied that they held a portal, with Michael skeptically pointing out that his chat had told him they owned a portal, to which Techno responded that the chat lied about a myraid of things. More banter involving Techno taking to the air ensued, with the streamers remarking the chat was spamming "Technoplane", and Pokay stating that "Technoplane brings the Technopain".

Locating Michael at the top of the Stronghold, Techno rammed him with his plane a few times with Michael's cooperation before Techno managed to kill him. The group laughed over the event, with Michael remarking that it would be going down in history and stating (incorrectly) that it was be the first dogfirst in SMPEarth history. More banter took place, whereupon Michael told Techno that his intention had been to take California, though cscoop had taken southern California, leaving Packle with the north. He then sincerely invited Techno to visit California. Techno considered the offer, joking that he could claim his house in real life and build a dirt shack. The gathered streamers then commented that doxxing would definitely become a problem if any of them chose to build at their hometowns.

Michael decided then to head to find a volcano, piquing Techno's interest. Recalling his earlier experience with them, Techno told Michael to bring armor, and possibly a bed. They discussed the possibility of an overworld Nether biome causing explosive beds, before Phil jumped in and asked Techno to give him a lift from where he was stranded in southern Antarctica. Techno lamented how he continuously tried to leave Antarctica and circumstances continuously conspired to keep him stuck in the barren ice area. Phil then told Michael that he had busted his plane with Michael advising him to explain to Chip his mistake in return for a plane. Technoplane then descended to where Phil was, touching down in the Antarctic. After a mishap involving Phil trying to stuff himself into the plane's trunk, the duo set off for Australia. Jokes about airlines with poor service was made.

During the flight Techno also discovered the Prismarine Islands. After revealing their existence to Michael, Techno played it off as something the chat might make up, similar to Wyoming. It also caused him to reiterate his intention to reduce the "Province of France" into a chunk error. Michael immediately informed Techno that he was speaking with a member of SMPLive's Team Chunk Error, telling him that he could be of service if Techno needed a chunk removed. James noted that at that moment however, the team had scattered across the globe, though they could be reassembled if they sent out the word.

Techno then stated his intention to head to Papua New Guinea, wanting the volcano located there. To his dismay, Michael told him Krinios had already claimed the volcano. In retaliation, Techno stated that he was going to claim block Bean Island by claiming chunks around them, though he never carried through with his threat. Lamenting the loss of the volcano, he headed to a volcano east of Bean's. He found Krinios and OGBeefStew on the Dynmap, possibly claiming a second volcano, and complained about how he was going to be a supervillain without a volcano should all of them be claimed already. He arrived on the scene moments later, though his plans of claiming the volcano were thwarted as Kwite had already claimed the volcano's center. Annoyed, Techno claimed a 12 chunk radius around the volcano (that he later unclaimed) then left New Montanan Indonesia in pursuit of the third and final volcano he knew of, Iceland's Katla that Phil has discovered earlier.

Michael then warned the group that aside from planes, the group should not attempt to use boat during circumnavigation. Phil corroborated Michael's statements, noting that circumnavigation had been quite treacherous. Techno then both found and crashed into Mount Everest, which to his surprise, he was able to recognize. AntVenom joined the call again and informed everyone that he had ended his stream after setting foot on all seven continents. Ant also told Techno he had claimed someone's house atop Mount Everest, though he unclaimed it as he felt like it was being a "dick". Techno expressed mild shock that Ant had claimed the very house another person was building, which caused Ant to quickly reiterate that he had unclaimed the house shortly.

The Prismarine Islands received their third visitor at this time, causing Michael to call out Techno on lying to him. Techno feigned astonishment, causing Ant to tell Michael not to leak the islands to Techno. The latter, amused, told Ant that the Dynmap constantly betrayed the locations of each person. Technoplane touched down in the USSR shortly after. The pig Emperor then headed down and killed a single cow, obtaining two leather and beef. Meanwhile, Michael crashed into Katla and died, to Ant and Phil's laughter.

Tommy rejoined the call as Technoplane took off again. He asked whether there were more vehicles than just planes before expressing interest in a Death Star. Michael laughed and told him that there had to be more vehicles, and enlightening the group that the vehicles were simply retextured leather boots. Techno then assuaged the chat's concerns on him committing War Crimes, stating that since nobody had seen him, it didn't happen. Tommy once again took interest in the server's special features and pointed out there were numerous custom recipes at the streamers' disposal.

Weesterner then asked Techno if he had killed any of his cows. Techno replied that he did not kill "cows", employing a lie by omission (he had killed a singular cow), before blatantly lying that he had never been to the USSR. Jawsh, suspicious of this exchange, demanded Techno's activities, though Techno failed to read the message. Pete then fell from a high place and died. Techno and co wondered how he had died, though also voiced their concerns that a faction member constantly dying would bring their overall power down. Pete informed them that someone had, in his absence, removed blocks which caused him to plummet to his death in the Antarctic Abyss. Pete lamented that he might never be able to reclaim his items even as Techno arrived in Katla. Techno found that the Transatlantic had placed claims on Iceland, but didn't claim the volcano. Elated, he threw down a 10 chunk radius after calling ArlusFinch a boomer. Finding the claim was far too much, he spent a while unclaiming parts of it to smoothen out the claims.

Concurrently Michael and Phil both spoke with Chip about planes and how to break they could be broken. The group then discussed power and faction deaths, with Techno joking that deaths in game corresponded to real life, while Michael joked that Phil's death would lead to him being exiled from the server. Talk turned to other aspects of the server, involving WilburSoot being an owner of the server. More plane talk ensued, with Phil and Michael both requesting their planes be returned to them.

Finishing up his claims, Techno asked his chat which volcano it was. He noted that it was likely to be several volcanos merged into one, though he would be naming after the largest volcano in Iceland. After a brief poll of his chat, he christened it Katla. Chip then told all streamers to get out of their planes, as he was fixing the planes. Panicking, Techno requested Chip wait as he was over the ocean, which the god granted. He crashed landed in northern Europe, finding cows and chickens. Techno decided that he needed eggs after a chicken wandered over to him while logging. After teaching Pete how to use a plane and collecting more dirt for the Empire, he chose to transport a chicken by boat. Pushing the chicken in, he headed home.

Pete then rejoined the call and informed Techno of his discovery of the Southwest Octangula. He then provided information concerning the Octangula, citing that Chip had hinted at it containing secrets. Techno recognized the symbol from the Ancient Stronghold's paintings and the two made plans to head over and search the area. Pete praised his leader then resumed food collection. They shared a riveting discussion of their plans for taking over the world, though the two joked about doubting Phil's capabilities as he had left after four hours of streaming.

Pete then faced the issue of transportation. Techno informed him that he was in possession of $9,800, more than enough to buy three planes. The two fiddled around with the vehicle shops with Techno walking Pete through concerning the properties of the planes and how to employ them for fast travel. As Pete exited the Ancient Stronghold, Techno began regalling his chat with stories to pass the time, telling them of King Menelik II, the Great Potato War, roleplaying on the server, and his own Minecraft history. He continued to discuss the Octangula and its significance, wondering if it was part of an "ARPG". During the journey, he also tried to reassure his chat that despite the long and arduous boat trip, it would be worth it. He justified that the chicken would provide the Empire with a renewable food source.

A test flight led to Pete heading to the Southwest Octangula in his plane, discovering the beacons they contained. Techno advised Pete to guard the area and told the latter he would join him after his journey was complete. Pete did some exploring during this time and informed Techno that the beacons were underwater along with a chest and a polar bear. Techno expressed doubts on how Pete was able to see the submarine shrine, though his fears that Pete was using Xray were assuaged by Pete explaining he was using a mod that highlighted exposed structures. Under Techno's orders, Pete placed a claim on the Octangula, securing the loot for the Antarctic Empire.

ConnorEatsPants arrived in Antarctic airspace at this time. Techno, slightly paranoid of the treasure hunter, double checked that Pete had claimed the area. With Connor closing in, Pete decided to make a dive and kill the polar bear residing near the chest. He succeeded and retrieved the Octangula Disc right as Connor passed by overhead. Connor joined their call, clarifying that he had no ill intentions towards the Empire, though he questioned the sudden wealth of beacons they now had in their possession. Techno and Pete spoke with Connor concerning their goals before Pete teleported himself back to the faction home.

Techno made landfall on the Antarctic ice sheets with his precious chicken in tow. While travelling back to the Stronghold he named the chicken "Alfred". Pete was also alerted to the existence of Chien and the CHIP WAS HERE monument, causing Techno to lament that while he had been stuck escorting a chicken, Pete had been off having a lore filled adventure. As night fell, Techno was able to move Alfred up the mountain with hastily built scaffolding. Pete met them at the watery entrance to the Stronghold. Working together, they moved the chicken across the catwalks, finally securing the chicken in a pen in the central room.

Concluding The Epic Travel of Alfred the Chicken, Techno then set off with Pete in his plane to retrieve the Octangula beacons. They swapped theories given by the chat concerning the lore to pass the time, arriving at the symbol shortly. Following an excruciatingly slow descent, they landed on the ice and dove down to the chest room. To their delight, they discovered multiple diamond blocks powering the central beacon. They quickly mined up the beacon and its supporting base. As the beacon powered down, an ominous sound was heard, prompting Techno to state they may have angered the elder gods. He then reasoned that there was thus no harm in stripping the area of the other beacons and resources. Employing doors as air pockets, the two quickly secured the four other beacons and 36 iron blocks.

The duo then decided to return home via Pete's plane. Unfortunately, the plane plugin was flawed, and resulted in Techno flying a plane that had sunken below the ice. Faced with his own mortality, Techno chose to escape by logging out, breaking the plane in the process. He survived with a third of his health remaining, and after several more attempts at salvaging the plane, chose to abandon it. The two then teleported themselves back to their home in order to investigate the CHIP WAS HERE monument and to listen to the disc. The otherworldly sounds were confusing to them and thus they stored the disc. Techno reiterated that he was in it for the loot, not the ARG, and headed to roof of the stronghold with Pete to investigate the letters in the ice.

Using Pete's plane, they were able to arrive at the Chien Easter Egg. They were informed shortly that Chien was the name of the map creator and Techno, assuming there may be loot they had hidden, chose to dig around with Pete. His search was fruitless, though he managed to acquire some more glowstone. Michael joined his call shortly to alleviate fears of the chat, informing the two that he had not been in Antarctica to kill either of them. Kara also joined the call and together they explained the chats had been going insane while in Antarctica. Meanwhile, Techno had reached the CHIP WAS HERE monument and was investigating the underwater gorges forming the letters. He retrieved some natural ores from the gorges during his dives using Pete's air pocket door trick. Michael took note of these, explaining his chat had betrayed Techno's loot to him prompting Techno to deny such, though hinted that the chat had been telling the truth.

Techno's chat then told him to head for the Eye beneath Chip's monument. Banter continued between Michael and Pete, prompting Techno to state that, "The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." He then began excavation of the Eye, though he wound up finding nothing. An amusing dispute in calling dibs then took place between Techno and Michael, who each set forth examples of such: Michael had called dibs on California and ended up with half of it, while Techno had called dibs on the Antarctic and found nothing of value. Techno continued to perform dives to collect traces of diamonds exposed by the ravines during this time. He eventually asked Chip directly if the monument held anything of significance. Chip denied it, prompting Techno to turn on his chat and rightly call them useless.

Techno then left the area via teleporting home. During this time, a fiasco at the CHIP WAS HERE monument occured in which multiple people were killed, beginning with his teammate VoiceOverPete. Fiddling with the planes once more and failing to land quickly, Techno and the chat explained his predicament to the other creators to which Michael and AntVenom gave him a quick explanation on how planes worked. He then travelled by ice boat to the scene. Upon arrival, Technoblade took possession of Pete's, Michael's, KaraCorvus' valuables including Pete's Beacons and Kara's diamond armor. He kept some of Kara's stuff for the rest of Day 1, but ultimately returned them off-stream the next day.

Techno Threatening Chat

IAmSp00n arrived on the scene shortly afterwards and Techno asked him if he had seen anything. Techno then teleported back to base as Michael returned to dive for items. He stashed the items in a chest and tried to demand the chat keep quiet about his actions. As Michael became more serious about diving for the items, Spoon helpfully pointed out that he had seen Techno retrieve items, though he knew not which. The chat further corroborated these claims, causing Kara and Spoon to stack their accusations culminating in Spoon stating that the diamond armor Techno wore had Kara's initials engraved in them. Techno joked that the armor would even hold the owner's scent as he paced around the Antarctic Empire's Stronghold.

Shortly afterwards, Techno silenced himself and the call to replay the Octangula Disc for the fledgling ARG specialists in the chat. Following the listening, he ended up summarizing Day 1, stating that the Empire had raided Africa, taken over the Ancient Stronghold and the End Portal to The Moon, claimed Australia, and moved a chicken. He then set some hoppers to collect Alfred's eggs.

Michael arrived at the Stronghold soon and negotiated with Techno for Kara's items, offering Pete's items as a trade. Following some more banter between those in the call, Techno polled his chat on whether or not to return the items, with the chat heavily favoring yoinking the items. Pete however, interceded on behalf of Kara, prompting Techno to return Kara's diamond helmet, chestplate, sword, pick, and shovel. After reclaiming the diamond items, Michael refused Techno's compromise and explained that it was all or nothing, threatening to keep Pete's items to Pete's dismay.

Negotiations went nowhere for another while before Spoon broke in to state that he had been trapped inside the Eye Techno claimed earlier. Kara and Michael then lay siege to the Stronghold, though Kara would soon find herself imprisoned by Phil's water elevator. A standoff within the Stronghold took place, though Techno would be able to release Kara from the elevator without compromising his base. He then set off for the monument where Spoon was trapped. An argument erupted between Spoon and Techno concerning the trapping, which turned towards all forms of restrictive movement after /f home was removed. Techno then removed the claims on the Chip monument and freed Spoon before heading back home.

Day 2

After the faction reset, Techno was aware of at least two players who entered the Stronghold prior to Tommy. He also expanded the wheat farm off-stream.

Techno was on the server when TommyInnit flew over to the Ancient Stronghold with LukeOrSomething as a "prisoner" in his plane. He broke into the Stronghold while claims were down, declaring to Luke that he was there to "make sure (Techno) knows who's strong and who's weak". He creeped around the catwalks to the Antarctic Empire's main room, where he located Technoblade. He entered the room after swapping his armor for a business suit, meeting Techno, who had returned from being away from keyboard. Techno voiced his displeasure, stating that the devs had essentially told him, "it'll be fine technoblade. three people wont walk into your base while you're watching anime technoblade", before pointing out to the contrary. Tommy then searched Techno's chests, intending to steal items as a joke. This led to Techno killing him and stealing his items and armor.

Techno began streaming at a later part of the day where he had logged off. He caught up his chat on the factions plugin and activities, mostly that of the faction reset and Pete acquiring many ores. He then turned to the coop, where he formally named Alfred and threw eggs. Due to the Antarctic Animal Glitch, he never received any chickens. Bewildered and annoyed, Techno exclaimed that Alfred's eggs sucked and left the room. He proceeded to the wheat farm, showing off his work to the audience. After a brief discussion concerning ice mechanics, Techno explained that Pete had also discovered a book containing a coded link (goienxns.cco/ltrrfl) to The Stella Countdown.

Techno then crafted an enchantment table using the materials his faction mates had collected and enchanted his tools. Due to a prompt by a viewer, he addressed the chat and explained that he did not wish for them to try to take over or invade other streamers' chats. Phil then logged in and Techno quickly re-invited and promoted him to co-leader, after which the former logged back off. Techno then wandered the catwalks of the Ancient Stronghold and revisited the End Portal before setting off in his plane in search of cows.

His chat told Technoblade during the flight that an island to the west of the Ancient Stronghold would be good for colonizing, though Techno expressed doubts in it's benefit. Technoplane flew over Indonesia and India, on its journey back to Iceland. During this course of this journey, KaraCorvus offered a deal to Technoblade: An alliance between their factions in return for Corvarian emeralds and leather. Swayed by Kara's offer for material wealth, Techno accepted the alliance on behalf of the Antarctic Empire. He arrived shortly in Iceland after leaving the call and reclaimed Katla.

Following the reclaiming, he flew to the Corvarian Empire to collect on the material half of the alliance. A deal aside from the alliance was struck where Techno would trade 5 diamonds for 64 leather. Kara then provided him 3 Emerald Blocks and directions to IAmSp00n's base in Arkansonia. Techno returned to base to collect 5 diamonds. Upon arrival, he mentioned that he disliked the amount of non-ice blocks on the Ancient Stronghold and voiced his desire to create a hangar for landing his planes. He collected the diamonds, confirmed the deal with Spoon, and flew to Arkansonia.

Technoblade met Spoon who had laid down landing lights, impressing Techno with a genuine landing strip. Furthermore, Spoon threw in a stack of his world famous Arkansonian Bread in the deal. Techno, pleased with the deal, boarded the Technoplane and flew off after it briefly suffering from flying in reverse. He returned to base and made his way into the base. During this process, he accidentally created a temporary waterfall while trying to reach the Stronghold's entrance. Once inside, he repurposed one of the unused rooms for enchanting and linked it up with the main room in the Stronghold.

He then harvested his wheat farm while lamenting that Alfred had been failing to produce any offspring at all. Techno also took note of King Burren who was walking around the Antarctic, and due to paranoia flew to the top of the Antarctic Empire and sealed any entrances he could find. He then set off again in his plane. King Burren joined a call with him following his departure and requested a crafting table as he had become stranded in Antarctica. Pete joined the call then and warned Techno of "Timmy", causing a confused Techno to wonder why anybody wanted to kill him. Exiting the Stronghold, Techno met Burren on the side of the mountain and made the trade for 5 emeralds, with Burren stating that it was, "the greatest trade deal in SMPEarth history" and Techno stating it was, "the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals."

Chat then was able to figure out Timmy was actually TommyInnit, prompting Techno to reassure Pete that he had been close, Techno simply lacked the brain cells needed to interpret it. Pete and Techno then rationalized it as the Empire was simply too big to keep track of their small enemies. They also assured Burren that he was "more than a rounding error", amusing him. Burren then left the Empire to its own devices. Techno then headed to Africa in order to search the "pyramids" there and verify faction land protection still existed. He landed in the Corvarian Empire first and learned, to his delight, the land protection still existed. He then headed to Saudi Arabia and found the "pyramids" he had spotted on the Dynmap did not exist.

Due to OGBeefStew arriving at the Antarctic he then headed back home. BeefStew explained that he had left a gift for Techno. Techno instructed him to toss it on top of the mountain, arriving moments later and finding it to be Suspicious Stew.

Techno then headed to Australia to meet up with Pete for their planned construction of a bridge to Australia. Unfortunately, Pete was mauled by a zombie shortly before he arrived, forcing Techno to retrieve the Totem and the book part of the Octangula ARG. He was able to complete this mission and re-acquire Pete's items. Returning to base once more, Techno gave some items back to Pete and stashed the ARG items in his secret chest. They enchanted some items and set off for the ocean, intending to create an underwater railway system.

Techno crashed his plane off the shore of Australia due to mobs and logged out, re-logging and breaking the plane. Once done, the duo proceeded into the mine where Pete had begun the tunnel In the later part of Day 2, Technoblade and VoiceOverPete began construction on their underground railway system that will connect Antarctica and Australia. They got harassed by drowned, but still managed to make some progress. After 20 minutes of slow and steady progress, Techno handed over his sponges to Pete with instructions on how to use them. He then ended his stream, having felt tired from the stream of the day before.

Day 4

Spifey intruded into the Antarctic Empire's base to attempt to kill Technoblade but was caught. He attempted to escape in his plane, but Technoblade's own plane was faster, and could easily keep up.

Spifey also dropped a polar bear on Techno's face, which the latter later described as "wasn't very successful - the polar bear immediately disintegrated into blood due to being dropped from hundreds of meters in the air."

Spifey planned on setting a trap to kill Technoblade and went mining for the materials to use for such. While Spifey was mining, Technoblade went to his base, SavethePolarBears, and logged out before logging back in 30 minutes later to ambush and kill Spifey. This was the beginning of The Polar War.

Day 8

Phil's book Zero Tick

Techno began his stream by bashing Frozen 2 claiming it to be garbage. A tirade followed whereupon he criticized the usage of "water has memory" and put forth the idea that rocks and the landscape held more "memory" than water. Spoiler after spoiler followed, including one where he declared "Snape kills Dumbledore". After he had finished his criticism of Frozen and children's stories, he concluded that he was not part of the target audience.

He caught up his audience with the events, including how land protection was disabled, connection issues to the server, and his first death. Techno also was informed by a written book that Ph1LzA created a zero-tick sugar cane farm. Techno visited the area, then expressed extreme disbelief as the machine seemingly produced sugar cane out of thin air. Admitting that the mechanics were beyond what his "puny Hypixel brain" could comprehend, he declared it witchcraft and left it alone.

Techno also showed Derrick, upon which he noted that the second chicken was brought manually and that the Empire had begun to suspect the Stronghold itself was preventing passive mobs from being spawned. Due to this, the Ancient Stronghold was declared to be the worst place on the server to live.

Techno then left the Stronghold in a plane. Unfortunately, his connection kicked him from the server and proved his words that his connection had been too poor for streaming on the server. Forced to walk home, he trekked back and crafted a few boats for the next step in his plans.

Antarctic World Domination

Main article: Antarctic World Domination

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–Technoblade, Conquest of the world

Antarctic World Domination Part 1

Technoblade told his audience near the start of his stream that he would be taking over the world. Following some preliminary preparations, he initiated his Antarctic World Domination plan. He met Phil near north eastern Antarctica and joined a call with him. They proceeded to South Africa while Phil flew circles around him with the faster plane. Techno explained that the plan called for the total unclaiming of their land. Phil had no objections as without land protection, claims were essentially worthless. He collected some cobblestone from the Congo and headed to the ocean with Phil by boat.

The duo set down a platform for their planes in the ocean and plotted out the route for surrounding the world with claims. Phil provided his leader with valuables from his shulker boxes obtained after The End Raid. Techno, after getting over the shock, acquired the fastest plane as well several tools. They set off at roughly the same time and claimed areas quickly. A small snag was struck however, as DinksterDaily alerted them to the fact that their speed was too high to claim the areas.

They regrouped at the stone platform and were joined by Pete, who asked Techno of his thoughts on Frozen 2. Techno resumed his tirade, citing that Anna had become his most hated character in the series as she constantly tried to bite off more than she could chew. An admin messaged Techno at this time and threatened him with deleting Frozen 2. This immediately prompted Techno to reply with "bet" and the admin to realize his mistake. The admin then demanded Techno's kneecaps, which was promptly ignored by the Antarctic Empire.

Technoplane Mural

Ten minutes following the flight's beginning, both Phil and Techno's planes were despawned by JoshA20. This prompted Techno to declare that he would be swimming the rest of the world to complete his claim. Josh then attempted to kill Techno's boats while invisible though the latter heard the punching and called Josh a boomer. Reaching New Zealand, he respawned his slow plane and continued his flight to the east. Phil then noted that ArlusFinch attempted to sabotage the plan by cutting off the claim line. Arlus himself joined the call shortly and berated the Antarctic Empire for attempting to steal his land. Technoblade pointed out they they went around their land and had carefully mapped out their claims to do so.

Arlus then proceeded to claim over the lines, forcing the Empire to stop and consider their next actions. Seeing Arlus's actions as a credible threat, Techno and Phil attempted to bribe him. With this, Arlus claimed that he could be bribed and hinted that he could join the Antarctic Empire to assist in carrying out the plan. Techno also mentioned that Arlus had painted the famous Technoplane mural in his base. Banter continued involving the faction implementations whereupon Pete stated, "Make SMPEarth Great Again." The discussion concluded with Arlus stating, "Technoblade, you invite me to your Antarctic Empire, and I will the crack I made in your wall." The offer was accepted immediately, with Arlus joining the faction. Pete wondered what the material gain for such was, causing Techno to quickly state Arlus could supply fresh paintings.

DPRC Test

Their newest member explained that he was like a mercenary, having chosen to work with Techno after being bribed by 1000 bits. Techno then explained that he could always defect tomorrow, but world conquest was to be his duty of the day. He then realized that Josh had set the Empire's power to -5000, though this discovery made very little difference as they could continue claiming without consequence. As the plan approached completion, Techno and Josh engaged in a discussion where the latter expressed worry about possible overclaiming. 35 minutes after beginning execution, Techno and Phil met up on the other side of the world.

DPRC Test II

The two then examined the west side of the map and found some more issues with the claims which prompted them to fly back to the west to rectify the issues. Wilbur would also join, expressing concerns about its effect on preexisting claims. Phil eventually was swayed by the concerns, causing Technoblade to attempt to reassure everyone that he had experienced the claims and knew how they worked. After failing to convince the skeptics through words, Technoblade relented and set off to South Africa before completing the claims. SootCharlie proposed to make a smaller test, to which Techno gave a counteroffer to the admins: He would regain the correct faction power before he tests the claim on a smaller scale. The counteroffer was rejected by Josh.

DPRC Test III

As Phil and Pete were both beginning to feel guilted, Techno reiterated his statements, citing Corvarian Fork and the Lasagna claim by ItsAsaii as evidence. Techno also cited Poyo's and USSR's claims and autofilling, though his faction members were still not fully convinced. Finally, out of pre-existing examples, he tested the claims again by encircling a claim by the DPRC in Africa. Continuing on, he then unclaimed part of the autofill border to reveal that DPRC's claims were unharmed by the ordeal. The experiment proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the auto-fill was cosmetic and only affected the Dynmap and that the preexisting claims were not affected. Techno was applauded by his faction members for his ingenuity, and they continued with their plan, claiming the last few chunks necessary and concluding 1 hour and 10 minutes after they had begun.

The plan's execution proved successful, causing the Antarctic Empire's land claims to encompass the majority of the world's landmasses.

The Saint-Malo Trials

Main article: The Saint-Malo Trials

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During the Saint-Malo Trials after the plan's success, Technoblade was the one accused of the most war crimes. WilburSoot attempted to coerce Ph1lza and VoiceOverPete into betraying Technoblade and leaving the Antarctic Empire. Technoblade called out WilburSoot on racial profiling after he asked Techno to explain how he "wasn't the traitorous pig that [his] skin suggests [he is]". He defended himself in the trial by explaining that no rules were broken and attempted to claim that the courtroom was technically located in the Antarctic Empire's territory.

Technoblade was, however, betrayed by ArlusFinch, who would be pardoned in exchange for doubling Technoblade's sentence. Following this, Technoblade declared war on the Transatlantic, Arlus's faction.

He called his time with Ph1LzA and VoiceOverPete the "greatest time of his life" (possibly to win their support in not leaving the Antarctic Empire). It worked and the three shared a "bro hug", indicating that they were forged in blood and would not betray each other.

Technoblade rejected the plea bargains given by WilburSoot on behalf of his faction members, as well as the trial by combat conditions that were also offered, as he believed the win/lose conditions were unfair.

TommyInnit revealed that Technoblade attempted to bribe him during the trials, by offering "$5 and 2 memes". Tommy demanded as a counter-offer "$20 and Pete" and later "$30 and Ph1LzA".

Following the judicial proceedings of the trials, The Antarctic Empire was forced to unclaim all of their land.

Later Events

Three Worldwide Laws

Techno proposed following the trial to establish some laws to regulate player actions. This was supported by the judge who presided the trial, WilburSoot. Techno also requested that it be written into the history books that the Antarctic Empire were the first people to conquer the world. The creators had a mild discussion whereupon Wilbur drafted the Worldwide Laws on the wood below his judge's bench. Josh took this opportunity to compare the three defendants to Hitler, Himmler, and Göring once more employing map art, which prompted yells of "TOS" for fear of the creators being banned. Phil also shot and killed Tommy for his actions during the trial.

At Techno's request, Chip removed the negative power from the Antarctic Empire following these actions. Chip then boarded Technoplane and flew off, which caused Techno to despawn his plane and claim "victory" over the admins. Techno and Chip had a talk where they decided to postpone banning Techno for clickbait, though Chip promised to do so at a later date to Techno's amusement. Techno wandered around and then noticed that the laws never stated the creators couldn't rewrite the laws, though held off on any action. He did however, inform the gathered members of the server that the laws had conspicuously forgotten to number the letter two.

After the server restarted Techno told the tale of how the Polar War began. Following this, he tried and failed to have /f home reenabled, causing him to leave the area by plane while debating connection issues (whether internet would be better between Germany and America or Germany and the center of the world). He returned to the Ancient Stronghold to re-establish the claim over it. The Antarctic Empire collectively noted that the Stronghold was cursed, and they needed to set up a home elsewhere. This also prompted Techno to comment that land claims had since become worthless, citing The End Raid as an example. Grunk tried to state that nothing had been stolen, though Techno remarked that the participants had stolen the Ender Dragon.

While trying to reclaim the Stronghold, Techno placed down a 30 radius claim, causing the Empire to obtain a gigantic amount of the Antarctic. He unclaimed most the claim and changed it back into a radius of 15. He analyzed what occurred, then noted that land claims did not need power to place down. Thus, theoretically he could simply place down a claim that wouldn't be cosmetic, overwriting all nations (In truth, this would have crashed the server long before this plan came to fruition.) He declined to actually carry out this plan.

Techno looked to the west and once again stated his desire to seize the land there from the Wilderness (faction) in order to establish a non-cursed area. Wilbur also briefly enemied the Antarctic Empire which ended after Techno told him he would go raid Wilbur. The Empire also declared war on Arlus for his betrayal and overclaiming Eyjafjallajökull from the Empire. Arlus joined them at this time and requested to be pardoned in return for paintings which was summarily rejected by the Empire's audience after his departure.

Techno arrived in the Port-aux-Francais area and claimed it from Marioloogi and the Wilderness. Phil joined him shortly at the area, with Techno proclaiming that they would set up base there. Arlus and the Empire had another discussion with no resolution. Phil and Techno then proceeded to break into the Wilderness Sundial where they heavily damaged the interior, much to Chip's dismay.

Day 12

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Technoblade began his stream in Africa. He collected stacks of sand, stone, and various ores. Whilst gathering resources, he showed off his fully enchanted diamond gear (minus mending) that he had acquired offstream. During the process, he was also plagued with extremely high ping and had to catch up with donations. Techno explained his reasoning for acquiring the resources: It was true that planes could be used to fly anywhere, but to establish a presence in claimed land, the creator had to build there. As faction claim protection was still down, the claims were only effective in name, whilst a "giant house" would be physical proof of ownership. He acquired some more ores while commenting that AntVenom had randomly showed up in the land above him and remarked that he didn't know quite what the Stal leader had come for.

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Techno greeted AntVenom, who responded to his inquiry by explaining he had come in person to negotiate an alliance with Technoblade against Svyoshi. The former, being generally mistrustful of most people, wandered around the tunnels while wondering if AntVenom was only using the bid as an excuse for an assassination attempt. Svyoshi and AntVenom resumed their bids for an alliance against each other, causing Techno to tell Ant to send the diamonds through his Superchat. Svyoshi then announced that whatever Ant offered, he could pay double. Techno then attempted to profit off of him by secretly messaging Ant to name a higher price (such as a car) in order to cause Svyoshi to go bankrupt upholding his offer.

Techno Water Run

This resulted in AntVenom and svyoshi having a bidding war for whether Techno should ally with Packle or Stal. In the end, AntVenom paid Technoblade $147.37 dollars while svyoshi offered no monetary incentive. This prompted Techno to create a strawpoll that resulted in the Antarctic Empire allying with Stal and the crashing of the site when viewers flooded it.

He carried on his mining mission, eventually filling his inventory. He decided to collect one more diamond prior to exiting the caves, tossing out stacks of blocks to make room. As he mined, he explained to his chat that he had met a wide variety of Minecraft YouTubers in his generation, notably those from SMPLive. Techno named Jschlatt, WilburSoot, and Slimecicle, adding that the latter made great videos that reminded Techno of himself. He went on to explain that you could somewhat hear that both he and Slime took parts of their style from videogamedunkey, who Techno stanned. Techno exited from the caves once his inventory filled once more and emerged in the jungles in Africa.

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His internet connection steadily deteriorated. After struggling with the connection, he joined a call with AntVenom who offered some assistance - the latter could fly him places. The challenge proved difficult, as Techno would constantly disconnected, often with hilarious results. Eventually, with the help of AntVenom, he headed to an island northwest of Antarctica. He disconnected midflight over the ocean and resigned himself to swimming or running on the bottom of the ocean the rest of the way.

He was able to make it to the region in the Antarctic where he had copied parts of a castle from Planet Minecraft. His connection stabilized enough to load the chunks and showed the beginnings of the his imperial palace. He then settled down and began sorting his resources acquired earlier. Ant arrived in his plane and terrorized Techno by teleporting all over the place before leaving his newest ally to his own devices. Techno then resumed his construction on his walls, completing the third wall on camera.

Techno was also able to capture two Trader Llamas on the eastern wall and acquire two free leads after the Trader himself mysteriously died. He decided to nametag them and keep them in a pen somewhere, resolving to keep them around solely because Antarctica was such a barren land devoid of passive mobs.

Day 13

Technoblade continued working on the castle off-stream.

Day 14

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Off-stream, Techno continued work on his Palace. He also somehow acquired a few Arrows of Harming.

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He was mining resources in South Africa when he noticed that Jameskii, supertraves, and chip were in Antarctica. He flew over to investigate but due to lag, crashed into the ocean. He was able to respawn his plane, though both supertraves and Jameskii managed to get away, leaving the admin chip. Sylvee then asked him what kind of cookies he liked and Techno replied that he liked chocolate. Technoblade then spotted chip's nametag and managed to follow it to a large underground Antarctic cave. However, before he was able to confront the admin about his doings, chip fell out of the world to his doom. Undeterred, Techno began stripping all of the ore from the cave after recognizing that his teammate VoiceOverPete had built a tunnel through the area. He spoke of guns at this time, specifically the airstrike, as well as the cons of the castle he copied - it required a multitude of anvils and hadn't designed with an interior.

During the mining, Sylvee requested to meet Techno in peace. The latter replied that it sounded like she came for war, prompting Sylvee to deny it in quick succession before stating she would come bearing gifts. She arrived at Antarctica with Reflex to deliver the gifts as Techno was amassing a wealth of diamonds from the cave. He exited the caves and bumped into the duo right outside, where they had landed. They began tossing stacks of cookies at Techno, filling his inventory with it. After this, they asked to ally with the Antarctic Empire, to which Techno replied saying he would have to consult the offer with his fellow faction members. Many members of his chat, including Krinios, tried to convince him that the cookies were some sort of trap.

Techno then joined a call, only to hear the words, "-kill him." This put him on guard, and he told Sylvee about the allegations of the cookies being poisoned. She denied this and offered to eat some to prove her innocence. Techno's naturally distrusting nature persuaded him not to ally with them yet as he still needed to discuss this with his faction members. Undeterred, Sylvee replied that she would also bake them cookies, prompting the gathered creators to agree that Pete would definitely enjoy them. Sylvee and Reflex then ate the cookies, proving their innocence. Unfortunately Techno missed the moment and chose instead to steal Reflex's plane and scoot around the Antarctic. Krinios also joined the call and attempted to sabotage Sylvee's requests for an allyship.

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Techno landed shortly afterwards and tossed the majority of Sylvee's cookies into the caves below before resuming his caving. He also noticed that Krinios was from BeanIsland, and couldn't understand why he had been sabotaging his own faction. Later, Techno discovered that Jameskii was collecting resources from Antarctica. He departed the caves he had been in and flew over to James. Techno caught up to him, startling him into aiming a bow at Techno. The former then demanded who had given him permission to mine in Antarctica, which the latter responded by saying he had brought cookies. Techno then chased James around until he revealed that he had permission from VoiceOverPete. Using a peaceful and diplomatic approach, Techno got Jameskii to leave.

He continued to mine around the giant caves, discovering that they made up the majority of the undermountains in Antarctica. At two points during the mining, he attempted to fly a plane through the caves, though he would give up after several painful crashes.

After acquiring enough resources to stuff his inventory, Techno flew back over to the Port-aux-Francais. He showed off his handiwork and the beacons he had added to the structure's interior before heading out to sort out his gains. Techno found that he had acquired 35 more diamond blocks and 83 blocks of lapis. He smelted his resources and set up a few more furnaces before sending his chat to raid Sneegsnag and Jschlatt.

Day 15

Technoblade completed the second stage of his palace's exterior off-stream.

Day 16

Get in VC Boomer

–Technoblade, addressing Tommy

Skirmish 1
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The Antarctic Empire got into a skirmish with TommyInnit after he received a donation for killing Ph1LzA. Tommy paid Techno $20,000 in-game dollars to let him kill Ph1LzA for a hit without being impeded, though Techno did not agree to any terms. He then chased down Phil in a plane though Phil outran him. Phil in turn, summoned both Techno and Pete, who was also online at the time, to defending himself and the base. Tommy then headed to Techno's work-in-progress palace base located next to the ARG's Sundial. Armed with an AK-47 and the intent to kill Ph1Lza, he approached the base upon the French Bridge that VoiceOverPete built.

Skirmish 3

Techno, Phil, and Pete gathered at the Western Station of the French Bridge once Tommy had landed. Techno then rolled himself down the bridge, narrowing missing Tommy. He reached the incomplete end of the rail and turned around, firing his arrows at Tommy. He did not shoot, but heavily damaged TommyInnit by running Tommy over with a minecart, causing Tommy to fire his AK at Techno. Techno and Pete then launched themselves down the bridge in order to run Tommy over. However, Tommy had put up a barrier which prevented the carts from striking him. Phil sniped from the ice, striking Tommy at this time. Upon arrival Techno drew his bow and shot Tommy once with an Instant Harming Arrow. Pete followed up with a point blank gunshot, finishing him off. Techno took the AK-47 and the remaining two pieces of ammo which he wasted trying to fire at a polar bear. The Empire put the rest of the items into a chest and Techno went back to building. Techno also refused to return the $20,000 he had been paid.

Skirmish 4

Phil informed Tommy the Empire would be keeping his AK as payment for damages down to their bridge. Tommy and the other members of the Antarctic Empire argued over who was in the right, with Svyoshi chiming in that following Twitch chat was a mistake. Techno finished up his build and returned to the bridge where he heard Pete was having a standoff with Tommy. As he came into view, Tommy quickly retreated down the bridge. Another standoff between the Empire and the Bay took place, culminating in a low speed chase with Techno and Pete in a boat on the bridge. As Tommy hadn't repaired the hole he made in the bridge, Techno and Pete resumed after him. This marked the start of The Battle of the Bridges.

Skirmish 5

TommyInnit got in his plane and left, quickly pursued by the two enemies in faster planes. Techno caught up to him, and they attempted to engage in aerial combat by shooting at each other with bows. A dogfight broke out over the Prismarine islands as the duo fired upon Tommy. It didn't work out very well, so Techno gave up and left. Tommy claimed to have defeated him since he had hit Techno twice (doing 0.5 to 1 heart of damage) while Techno had been unable to score a hit. This also prompted Jameskii to inquire of the planes fighting overhead.

Techno then went to claim South Africa for the Antarctic Empire. During the flight, he explaining that much of the world was uncolonized and major continents were either unclaimed or fully claimed by a single faction. After a few mishaps involving autofill, Techno claimed the area and returned to base.

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He then called for Wilbur to help him attack Tommy, reasoning that the military alliance between the Empire and Newfoundland supersedes the diplomatic alliance between Business Bay and the latter. After getting into a voice channel with WilburSoot, Techno began to plan a war, catching up Wilbur on the preceding events. The two came up with a plan to damage Tommy's own bridge in Business Bay in retaliation, with CharlieSH joining in on their plan. Techno headed to Newfoundland where he picked up Wilbur and proceeded on to Business Bay. They landed on the Business Bridge and waited for Charlie's arrival. Once Charlie had landed, the three stared down the end of the bridge where Tommy was standing.

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Tommy, copying Techno, took a minecart down the bridge and hit Charlie. He then knocked Techno off the bridge and engaged in a very brief duel against his former allies, eventually jumping down after Techno. Charlie and Wilbur followed suit as Techno managed to /f enemy Business Bay. Together, they killed Tommy in the water with Wilbur receiving the kill credit. Wilbur then set down a grave marker for Tommy. The three then headed into the heart of the Bay, where Wilbur gave Tommy an ultimatum: Sign treaties with The Cumin Squad and the Antarctic Empire, or have his bridge dismantled by the latter two factions. Tommy refused the ultimatum, challenging Wilbur to a one-on-one duel, during which Techno remained a spectator. Tommy then overpowered Wilbur which prompted the latter to beg Charlie for support. Charlie quickly ran up and stabbed Tommy in the back, initiating a short chase around the Bay's area which saw Tommy's death by Wilbur's hand once more.

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Tommy then challenged Wilbur again which Charlie and Techno watched. Due to having no armor, Tommy was quickly forced to go back on the run by Wilbur and a baby zombie. Tommy shot at Wilbur with a bow, leaving himself open to attacks from behind. He was then killed by a creeper explosion. Wilbur, Charlie and Techno searched for some ink sacs for making a peace treaty as Pete landed at the Bay. They were told that Tommy had taken this opportunity to travel to Wilbur's bridge by minecart, prompting Techno and Wilbur to board Technoplane in fast pursuit. They was able to cut off Tommy's escape in British Columbia, and with Charlie joining them by air, they forced Tommy back to Business Bay for the treaty.

They gave Tommy a chance to write the first draft, which they would edit later. Tommy responded by attacking Wilbur, prompting the three present to raise their shields in defense of their ally. Techno passed Wilbur Tommy's items, which he quickly returned to Tommy. The latter then tried to escape by rail once more though he failed to board the speeding minecart, to the amusement of all. He then resigned himself to discussing terms. Techno took this time to sneak in "buy my youtooz" into the treaty. They then left Tommy to write the treaty while Pete harvested Business Bay's wheat and Charlie scared Wilbur with fake "grenades".

Tommy then gave Wilbur his terms. As they read the draft, it was revealed to be completely in Tommy's favor. Techno took the book off the lectern and deleted all of it. Wilbur re-wrote the terms. The conversation broke down in an argument again, leading to Techno and Wilbur pointing their bows at Tommy. The cycle of debating terms continued until another Minecraft day had ended, without much progress. Finally, Wilbur took the book to make one last change, but instead threw it into a fire. They then all left, with Techno going to his work-in-progress palace.

Tommy later asked for the rest of his stuff back. Techno did not oblige, and Tommy tried to make a deal with Techno, without Wilbur. The two joined a voice channel, and Techno visited Business Bay with the interest of trading with Tommy's villagers. He ended up doing so against Tommy's will, who hit him with a diamond sword and did no damage. Techno got 10 Books of Mending and gave Tommy $400 dollars in-game. Tommy realized this was a scam (much to his dismay, and everyone else's amusement of the irony, due to the fact that he is the one who usually does the scamming), and managed to steal 3 of the Mending Books back. Techno also gave back the AK-47, because it didn't have any ammo, and left for his palace. He reiterated that they were at war because peace talks broke down and no treaties were actually signed. Tommy did not seem to realize this before it was pointed out.

Day 18

Techno completed the exterior of his Palace offstream.

Day 19

Techno began with a tour of the palace, showing off his dirt shack, the palace's rudimentary second floor floorboards, and the beginnings of a village. He introduced his chat to librarians Larry, Gary, and Terry, explaining the whereabouts of their meeting. He informed the chat he had personally shipped the former from India, caught the latter at the Port-aux-Francais, and captured the middle one on Mount Everest. After he showed off his stacks of emerald blocks, he began breeding the villagers. As he was missing beds, he set off to search for sheep in Africa. He ended up finding only one sheep in Africa, and prompted by the chat, asked CaptainSparklez for a deal for wool. After expressing horror at the conditions in which the Captain's mobs were stored, Techno traded 2 diamonds for a stack of wool and left The Kingdom of Jordan.

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He flew home quickly and placed down multiple beds for more breeding. This resulted in the creation of many more villagers while Techno explained that 1.14's trade mechanics resulted in him being able to infinitely acquire emeralds (a cured librarian can trade 1 emerald -> 3 bookshelf -> 9 books -> 9 emeralds). Techno then showed off his Technogun, musing that it didn't do much damage, but could shoot through shields. To rectify the one shortcoming, he intended to embark on a mission to wring Arrows of Harming out of his villagers. Other objectives listed included getting Mending books and Golden Carrots.

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As the baby villagers grew up, Techno went and crafted a few tool stations. He remarked that he would have to set up an adoption center later, noting that while he could push the failures into lava, he intended to be humane. Soon, a farmer was given its job, and provided Golden Carrots for Techno at a discount. Techno named the villager "Jerry", explaining that the name had always struck him as a farmer's name. He made his way around the palace, discovering with the help of his chat that 1.14 had also caused cats to spawn in villages.

As night fell, Techno was able to acquire a novice armorer. He noticed the villagers were all sleeping, and told the chat that despite being cynical / hardcore, when he had seen them lay down, he knew he would die for them. Techno then clarified that he meant the villagers who would provide good trades, not "the disappointments". He immediately peer-pressured the players into sleeping. The next day, he leveled up the armorer which, among other things, traded a full set of enchanted Diamond Armor. Due to such he immediately requested a name, opening another strawpoll for the armorer, naming it Barry once the results were in.

As he had acquired diamond armor trades, Techno turned his objective towards Arrows of Harming. He commented that the trade had a very low chance of appearing, and his first two Fletchers proved him correct, failing to produce anything worthwhile. Due to this, Techno decided to ship them away from the village, opting to deport them instead. He constructed an orphanage in the ice southwest of his castle, building a wooden half-box and leaving a sign that read, "villager adoption agency. please take them they all suck." He then abandoned the fletchers after informing the server where to find them should they require villagers. On his way back, Techno explained that he was neither going to sell them, nor was he going to kill them, citing both ethical and practical reasons for his decision.

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He continued to level up and exiled the disappointments, remarking that the failure box was itself a failure. Techno obtained another smith, a toolsmith that traded Diamonds Hoes, Diamond Shovels, and Diamond Pickaxes. The naming of the toolsmith took place once more by strawpoll, resulting in it being named Perry. Further leveling and deporting took place. Techno was then informed of the ability to reroll trades by breaking and replacing the workstations. Ph1LzA logged in and joined Techno in the endeavors, teaching him the mechanics of villagers. Phil then kidnapped one of the villagers for rolling Mending while Techno continued his attempts of collecting the Arrows of Harming. Techno revealed that due to 1.15's release, in order to keep using the infinite emerald exploit, he had collected 8 double chests of bookshelves (roughly 10368 books per double chest, or 82944 total).

As Phil spoke with their ally Sneegsnag, Techno deported more failure denizens. He was briefly distracted by the sight of "▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一", "▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一", "︻デ═一", and "︻╦╤─" being sent en masse in his chat, wondering if it was a push for him to acquire a sniper rifle. During his activities, Sneeg requested to go to the Villager Adoption Agency so he could laugh at the failures, a request Techno granted along with directions. Sneeg arrived shortly after the 2h 20min mark, meeting Techno at Philza's dirt shack. Techno decided then to perform another deportation, leading Sneeg to the area by boat. Phil acquired the Mending librarian shortly, prompting another strawpoll for the name, resulting in Darry winning. However, as Phil had neglected to trade with the villager, the Mending enchantment was lost. Undeterred, Techno continued to send the failed villagers to the box, opening another strawpoll for the future Mending villager and enlisting Sneeg's help in the deportation.

Sneeg and Techno joked about luring Pillagers over to the box, with the former remarking that pillager noises were some of the most hilarious things he had heard. On the return trip, Techno entered a plane and plunged through the ice onto the ocean floor, to Sneeg's great amusement and Techno's dismay. The duo was also told to ship the villagers to Rome to recreate Pompeii, which Sneeg declined on the grounds that it was simply too difficult to transport them all. They continued to work towards useful villagers. Often, they were sidetracked by donators who among other things requested that Sneeg kill a child. During this event, Sneeg also commented on the oldest fletcher remaining, noting that he was likely telling the children tales of deportation. Further requests for Sneeg to "become Anakin" were rejected mirthfully. Phil obtained the Mending villager and following the results of the strawpoll, named it Mary. Sneeg also took the initiative to remove Terry from the village, exiling him to the Agency.

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SophieTechno interaction

Svyoshi arrived shortly, buzzing the top of the Palace. Sneeg headed to the top and kept an eye on Yoshi's plane. Techno noted that some streamers simply headed to Antarctica in order to acquire more viewers before leaving - this was the result of Techno's fans keeping almost around the clock surveillance over the Dynmap, which Sneeg acknowledged. Yoshi departed, though KaraCorvus and Michaelmcchill made their way over. Kara gave a few books as gifts, which prompted Techno to head over to his chests and show the viewers the eight double chests of bookshelves he mentioned earlier. Philza pointed this out, which led to Kara handing over a book named "Minecraft for Dummies".

Phil was able to acquire a trade for Arrow of the Turtle Master, and with the arrival of Michaelmcchill, Techno experimented with the arrows on him. They found that it heavily restricted the enemy movement and decided to keep it, naming it Carl after another strawpoll. Sophietexas asked Techno how to prevent her chat from calling her "daddy", which had the result of making Techno's chat spam "Technodaddy" instead to his chagrin, which Sophie apologized profusely for.

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After much more breeding and leveling, Techno took Michael and Sneeg out with him to the Villager Adoption Agency. Upon arrival, Michael expressed horror at the results, commenting that despite his past running a "slave labor" camp on 2b2t, he hadn't done anything of this level. Techno silenced the protests by asking Michael if he wanted the failures, and pounced upon the refusal by pointing out nobody else wanted them either. They returned to the palace after the minor dispute over villager rights.

After the four hours of futilely trading with fletchers, Techno resolved to acquire the correct fletcher with the Arrows of Harming off-stream, which he achieved prior to Day 20. In future streams, he said that he had spent 8 hours on breeding and trading villagers, using up 9 stacks of emerald blocks to achieve this feat.

Day 20

Techno and Pete joined Phil's stream, and after being jebaited by the chat about nonexistent Nether Fortresses on the map, met up with Phil to discuss war matters. Techno was known to have said, "It's just discussion between their civilians and our bombs". While Techno and Pete jokingly justified total war, Phil suggested to perform a test of their existing weapons.

Techno, Phil, and Pete tested different weapons in the Antarctic Weapon Experiment, including airstrikes, arrows of harming, and the interaction between axes and shields. During this experiment, Techno ended up inadvertently killing Phil with an airstrike, resulting in Phil's first death on the server. Phil later threw an airstrike at the Villager Adoption Agency, following which Techno remarked that it was, "the worst thing to happen to those orphans."

Day 27

Techno revealed that during the week, he had acquired several backup sets of weaponry in preparation for war. He commented that he thought very highly of the way the Cautious Hero proceeded, trying to justify his overpreparation. Techno noted that due to Wisp and Packle's absence, Tommy was likely going to fight the war by himself. He wandered around his palace, acknowledging the existence of Scot's Gift and Those Two Polar Bears, though he did not wish to open the gift yet.

Tommy wandered into the Port-aux-Francais area shortly, with Techno meeting Tommy between the French Bridge and the Palace. Tommy greeted Techno coldly, with Techno pointing out that he was alone. Tommy asserted that he did not need any allies to take down Technoblade, an assertation the latter heavily called into question before asking if Tommy had gotten his armor from the Palace's villagers. Tommy quickly replied that it had only been the boots before banter resumed. Techno then pulled out his Technogun. Due to Tommy being unfamiliar with the crossbow, he assumed it meant Techno was going to shoot him, prompting him to draw his bow and accidentally fire it at Techno. The attack did no damage however, and Techno disregarded it in favor of discussing terms. Tommy made a series of demands for the actions Techno had taken against him during the Battle of the Bridges, though Techno denied all of the demands. This caused Tommy to threaten Techno with battle, to which Techno replied he had far overprepared as he was under the impression he was going to fight a 1v5.

The two walked into the Palace, where eventually Techno asked his chat on how to proceed. Eventually, Tommy attacked Techno, knocking him back. Techno and Tommy traded blows until the former struck the latter's shield with his axe, disabling it. Having lost his primary form of defence, Tommy ran out of the Palace, attempting to flee by plane. However, Techno was able to quickly catch and kill him. The battle lasted 30 seconds.

Technoblade played a leading role in the Wednesday War, killing Tommy a number of times. This eventually turned into a number of different players (including Sylvee, Grunk, Fit, Sneegsnag, ScotGriswold, Thunder1408 and Eret) teaming up on Tommy. After battles moved from Antarctica to Southern Africa to Business Bay, a peace treaty was finally signed that brought neutrality between Business Bay and the Antarctic Empire for 3 days in return for Tommy building the Antarctic Empire a cow farm. Tommy contested this treaty as Technoblade tricked him into signing it, by carefully rewording the fifth term of the treaty to say, "Technoblade must be referred to as an 'Alpha Male' at all times" instead of "Technoblade MUST refer to me [Tommy] as 'Alpha Male' at all times." Tommy has declined in building the Antarctic Empire a cow farm, which left Wispexe, a later addition to the Antarctic Empire, to build one himself. Techno also convinced Tommy to buy his YouTooz. (Which dropped on December 27th, $29.99 with free worldwide shipping)

The Antarctic Empire later allied with Bean Empire as Techno's chat was impressed with Sylvee's performance in PvP, as her armor was strong enough to protect her for quite some time.

Techno also opened Scot's present; though he seemed ecstatic at the gift and bonded with Scot over the horrors of long-distance livestock shipping, he still declined to ally with New Hawaii, saying that he might spare his life for it though.

Day 31

Techno spent the day touring the world and advertising his Youtooz. He visited Kara's Palace, Ye Eiffel Tower, Florida, New Beanland, Packle, Business Bay, Moscobama, and Chernobyl. He visited the Brittanic House of Law and mischievously added two new international laws. During his visit to New Beanland, he had a duel with Sylvee due to her hit on him. He ultimately won the duel. Later he traveled to Marioloogi where he bought 5 potatoes for $5, received a gift (toy plane) from Santa (TanningOil) and later killed Santa several times with Sneegsnag.

Day 32

After realizing that ConnorEatsPants was wandering around the Ancient Stronghold, Techno joined the server and Connor's VC, stating his intent to kill. He did not however, kill Connor, opting for a conversation instead. The conversation turned to wealth, and Connor was told to check his bal, which read $0. When he realized how broke Connor was, though, Technoblade took pity and gave him 12 diamonds. Connor sold the diamonds and spent $15,000 to buy bullets for his Deagle, then fired off a shot at the coop, prompting Techno to state, "Don't you dare kill Alfred." When questioned about Derrick, Techno simply said that he did not care whether Derrick lived or died. Connor then shot Derrick in the face three times. Unfortunately, on the third shot, a ricocheted bullet struck and killed Alfred instead. Connor quickly ran to the Stronghold's main rail system. Angered by the death of his chicken, Techno gave Connor "15 seconds to start running" while laughing.

During Connor's escape by rail, Techno stated that he had never been so BMed, having had Alfred killed by the very bullets he sponsored Connor to buy. Techno then took off in pursuit of Connor, who had taken the Boomer Bridge to Australia. Connor tried to bargain with Techno for his life, which resulted in the ultimatum: If Connor renamed himself to "Alfred" and began laying eggs and living in the coop, then Techno would not kill him. At Pete's urging, Connor took to the air with Techno in hot pursuit. As Techno possessed a much better plane, he was able to quickly catch up to Connor.

Banter took place in the air, with Techno teaching Connor how to fly a plane. Connor eventually requested they settled things "man-to-man" in a classic duel. Techno initially refused, but eventually allowed Connor to land. During the lengthy landing, Connor fired a few shots at Techno, which Techno claimed to only have damaged his ears. As Connor made to land on the jungle trees, Techno buzzed him with an elytra and dealt severe damage, only relenting after exhausting his supply of fireworks.

Connor landed on a jungle tree and faced Technoblade, before he betrayed the tentative peace by shooting at the latter. An unimpressed Technoblade quickly hit him off the tree causing Connor to be killed by the pig. Techno then announced that he had avenged the poor, frail Alfred.

Techno, Pete, and Connor would later be the targets of the Sicily Ambush. As Techno was not recording, he logged out and told the assassins to schedule a war if they wanted to RP.

Day 42

After playing on Hypixel while the server was down, Techno joined briefly and talked with Business Bay about the New Year's Day War. Techno called both Wispexe and TimeDeo boomers, and mentioned that Wisp "shouldn't have burned your chests", but that "let's be real, you guys didn't have items anyways".

He then tried to ask the admins to give him totems of undying and jokingly asked to 1v1 the admins for 5 totems before eventually leaving.

Day 45

In preparation for the SMPEarth Moon Landing, Techno grabbed arrows, potions, blocks, pearls, golden apples, and a water bucket. He joined a VC with the rest of the Antarctic Empire and allies. After being teleported to the North Pole, he participated in a group photo. Before the opening of the portal, he set off an airstrike, however this didn't hurt anybody due to the Safezone.

Once on the Moon, the battle began. Following multiple near-death experiences, the dragon was slain by TimeDeo. Techno managed to grab the Second Dragon Egg in SMPEarth's history after Ph1LzA repeatedly made it teleport away from the others. He explored a giant stone octangula, discovering the Third Dragon Egg and attempting to take it from CaptainSparklez, an attempt that was foiled by the low gravity.

Meanwhile, WilburSoot stole the Fourth Dragon Egg from Sneegsnag under the pretense of wanting to hold it for the achievement, before subsequently logging off of both Minecraft and Discord. In light of this, Techno declared war on Newfoundland. Techno attacked Sophietexas and accidentally killed her, not realizing how much damage he was actually doing due to her passiveness (caused by her being distracted by her chat). Ph1l, who died earlier to a bed explosion, was unable to open the chest containing his items due to AllanahVA's claim to the chunk. Techno threatened war and the chunk was quickly unclaimed.

Techno attempted to shoot JoshA20, which resulted in him being temporarily banned. In retaliation, Techno proceeded to chase Josh off the island. Josh briefly fought back before being killed by Ph1l. Wanting to explore End Cities and collect loot, Techno returned to Port-aux-Francais to craft more fireworks and drop off his potions and arrows.

For the next hour, the Antarctic Empire searched for End Cities and End Ships in order to get Elytras and Shulker shells. Techno, Phil, and AllanahVA explored together in the beginning, with them eventually losing Phil. Techno decided to go off with AllanahVA, while constantly joking about leaving her behind. Techno then found an End City after some time, killing all the Shulkers inside and collecting loot. Not far away was an End Ship that his chat pointed out, and Techno received the Elytra inside. When trying to grab the dragon head, the server crashed and he briefly fell before recovering with water. Back at the End City, he continued to cyberbully AllanahVA until he decided to return to the Overworld. The Empire hinted at a new member, confirming them to be male and very good at PvP (since Techno admitted that Phil inviting Wisp was a bit too much and that no suspense would be had if the secret member joined), however nothing else was mentioned.

Day 54

At first, he lurked in WilburSoot's chat and was timed out by one of his moderators. Afterwards, Wilbur then invited him into the voice chat in order for all of the members of Newfoundland to confront all the members of the Antarctic Empire (or so he thought), and Techno spectated the final act of the Dragon Egg War, though he didn’t log on. He then used his phone to play a sad song every time Wilbur died or was doing a speech, and he laughed at Wilbur’s many deaths.

Techno proceeded to talk with VoiceOverPete, Ph1LzA and Sophietexas and said the same 3 jokes until he made Sophie laugh so hard she had to take her inhaler.

The first joke was about the "baby shield" comic he saw. He explained to the group what the meme was, as Pete thought Techno meant a shield made out of babies but was fortunately wrong.

The second joke was about him destroying orphans, while the third and final joke was him repeating "we live in a society" and other variations of it.

He then also nicknamed Wilbur "Tommy 2.0" because of their failures against the Antarctic Empire and gave TommyInnit the nickname of "Icarus" (a character in Greek mythology) since Icarus died because he didn’t listen to his father’s warnings while Tommy died multiple times in fights against the Empire because he did not heed everyone else’s warnings.

Day 58

Main Article: Port-aux-Offensive

Technoblade participated in the Port-aux-Offensive. After the battle ended, TimeDeo and Techno agreed to unclaim the chunks they had claimed in each other's land. Techno, Deo, Ph1LzA, TommyInnit, and Bitzel then talked for about an hour before Techno ended his stream.

Day 67

Although he didn't log on in-game, Technoblade watched Fruitberries's stream on SMPEarth. When Fruit dueled Sylvee, he completely overpowered her and severely damaged her armor, even though she had far better gear. Fruit then revealed that he had played and was originally pretty good at 1.14 combat mechanics. Many believe Fruit is a worthy contender for the title of the best SMPEarth PvP’er, with some already proclaiming him as the most skilled. Though many others still believe the Blood God to be superior, as of Day 67 and anytime near the future, it is unknown if Techno truly is better than Fruit. The latter was once skilled in 1.14 PvP before quitting and becoming rusty, while Techno is far more geared than Fruit and more inclined towards 1.8 PvP. Regardless, it is unlikely he would hold back against such enemies.

Shortly after their duel, Sylvee expressed surprise at how Fruitberries beat her so easily, and she told him that even Techno couldn’t accomplish such a feat. She mentioned that he would destroy Techno in a fight, citing to their earlier duel on the shores of Bean York City. Analysis shows, however, that the main reason the duel between Techno and Sylvee took so long was due to both of them running away with their Riptide-enchanted tridents, with Sylvee using 3 Notch Apples (1 more than the amount she had used against Fruit), and Techno using his Elytra and trident to back away and wait for the regeneration and resistance effects to wear off. It is worth mentioning, however, that Techno himself had 3 Notch Apples (though he ate none), and every time they would go for melee combat Techno would display expert levels of strafing (similar to what Fruit did in his duel) and have killed Sylvee without severely damaging her armour. Due to these facts, it's likely that the Blood God only took as long as he did because he wanted to minimize the number of resources he needed to spend.

Sylvee then decided to "invest" in Fruitberries and gave him stronger gear, as well as a stack of emerald blocks to craft Notch apples. Sylvee's reasoning was that she would like to see him 1v1 Technoblade, which Fruit expressed interest in. Despite her contributions, it was unfortunately not enough for Fruit to perfectly even out the difference between his and Techno’s gear. Despite this, Fruit still expressed confidence in what he had been given, having made more allies. However, the gap in items will likely delay the highly anticipated duel between the Ice Emperor and the best UHC trapper as Techno isn’t likely going to handicap himself to be on equal playing-field as Fruitberries (as evident when he mercilessly killed ConnorEatsPants after the murder of Alfred).

While this was happening, Techno commented a few times in Fruitberries chat, saying: "I was just minding my business but ppl keep talking trash about me," and later "feels bad". His final comment was made after Sylvee commented on the possible duel between Fruit and Techno, where she said that Fruit would destroy Techno in a 1v1 with equal gear, where Techno then wrote sarcastically in Fruit’s chat that he would unfollow Sylvee. Later, when Fruitberries teased that by supplying him, Sylvee was technically betraying Technoblade, she joked that she just allied the Antarctic Empire for Ph1LzA and VoiceOverPete, since Techno barely logs on the server.

It is unknown how Techno will respond to his one of his allies's first act of semi-betrayal. Though many want Techno to initiate war or to just outright kill Sylvee in revenge, it still remains a mystery what he will do.

Day 77

Following Chip's announcement that they would reimburse players for their lost planes, Techno logged on for the first time since the Port-aux-Offensive. Upon collecting his $1,000,000 (200 in diamonds), he logged back off.

Soon after, Chip would spawn NPCs with the likeness of players, one of which was Technoblade. Deo killed one of these NPCs, displaying a message as if he had killed the real Techno.

Day 142

SPOILER 2020-04-10 23.55.14

Techno logged on in the early hours of the day while Eret streamed his farewell to the server. Techno mentioned that he logged on in order to add easter eggs to his base and other locations throughout the Antarctic Empire in case the world download had not occurred yet.

Relationships

Positive

  • Ph1lzA (co-leader)
  • Wispexe (subordinate)
  • VoiceOverPete (subordinate)
  • Cxlvxn (subordinate, invited to the server personally)
  • Fit (ally)
  • Sneegsnag (ally)
  • CharlieSH (ally)
  • Sylvee (ally, though after the events of day 67 he might discontinue their alliance)
  • Floof (pet dog, so far positive reactions)
  • Alfred (was first at negative terms but eventually set aside his differences and later avenged the chickens' death)
  • SalC1 (ally)

Neutral

  • AntVenom (previously allied but disbanded faction)
  • Krinios (allied but never met)
  • KaraCorvus (was first allied, but became neutral after the end raid, then later became enemies after the Sicily ambush but negotiated into being neutral off stream)
  • AllanahVA (had The Battle of Packle with, and then later explored the End together)
  • Fruitberries (showed great fear for his reputation of trapping people and outstanding PvP skills, though bears no personal in game hatred as shown when he refused to enemy the Antarctic Empire. Fruitberries has also shown interest in wanting to 1v1 Techno.)

Negative

Armory

  • Technoblade's Diamond Sword: A max enchanted Diamond Sword. (Sharpness V, Unbreaking, etc.). Primarily used as his main offensive weapon fights.
  • Technoblade's Diamond Axe: Used to disable his enemy’s shields. Used when single target fighting is key (e.g, when there are animals of his in the crossfire)
  • Technogun: Techno's most infamous weapon on the server, which he uses with extreme efficiency due to its superior accuracy, projectile speed and reload speed compared to bows, piercing enchantment that counters shield combat along with the arrows of harming that nullifies the crossbow's main weakness, which is its lack of raw power. Although he is not an expert at the crossbow's differing range from the bow, he is still highly dangerous with it.
  • Technoblade's bow (unnamed): A max enchanted Bow (Power V, Infinity, Unbreaking etc.), used to bowspam.
  • Technoblade's trident: A trident he had supposedly received from his own hard work. It is a Trident with Riptide 3, Unbreaking 3, Mending and Impaling 5. Though still strong in terms of melee battles, its main use is for Techno to be able to leap a considerable amount of height into the sky with his Elytra in order for him to fly without the need of fireworks. It also works as an emergency escape tool, the best showcase for its use is in his duel against Sylvee, who even with 3 Enchanted Golden Apples were no match against the mighty Riptide-Elytra combo.

Trivia

  • Outside of SMPEarth, Technoblade creates content on the Hypixel server (mostly skyblock/skywars based content), and has participated in Minecraft Monday (Which he has won a total of four times, a record).
  • Technoblade is well known for his sarcastic and laid back personality, rarely acting serious in PvP, often having full conversations while playing.
  • Technoblade made a trade with King Burren on Day 2, where he received five emeralds for a single crafting table.
  • Technoblade is often quoted stating: "Blood for Blood God!" and "Technoblade neva dies".
  • Technoblade is considered one of, if not the, strongest player on the server.
  • Puns on Technoblade's name are made very often in his stream chat. Examples include "Technoplane" and "Technoplanet", after the Antarctic World Domination, among others.
  • Technoblade's confirmed weakness is France, or specifically, the French language. Thus, he plans to create a giant chunk error where France is.
  • Technoblade's first boost of fame was when he beat Minecraft Hardcore Mode with a steering wheel, and it became an enduring meme in Technoblade community. Other notable memes include GRINCH SIMULATOR, Stabbing Children for Skywars Coins, and becoming the Fastest Man in Skyblock.
  • Technoblade about himself: "When have I ever branded myself as a nice guy? I am the Blood God. I take no prisoners. I am the cyberbully. I just got off from stealing presents from orphans on Hypixel (...). I have NEVER been a nice guy."
  • Some people say the more time that Antarctic Empire members spend with Techno, the more aggressive they become. This can be observed on Day 1, when Ph1LzA claims that Techno makes him "smell blood in the water", or on Day 25, when VoiceOverPete scared AllanahVA out of the Ancient Stronghold, inspired by Techno's paranoia and differing from his initial welcoming persona. This has been dubbed "The Techno Effect".
  • Technoblade knows a bit of Spanish from middle school. It's unknown whether 'Ay caramba Donde está la biblioteca' (Surprise, where is the library) is the only sentence he can say.
  • Technoblade is the singer/songwriter behind "Blitz", a parody of "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift (contains swearing).
  • Technoblade admitted to being recognized when reading translated Korean web novels on Day 54.
  • There is a pig named Mini Techno that AllanahVA named after Technoblade following the Port-aux-Offensive on Day 58.
  • Techno claimed on March 7th that SMPEarth was a "distraction" for his opponent in an ongoing potato war on Hypixel.
  • His page has remained in the popular pages section for almost the entirety of the SMPEarth Wiki's history.
  • Some would say he's "slightly good at PvP".
  • It is rumoured that Techno stated he would only play on the server if Wilbur played too.
  • He made fun of the SMPEarth Wiki during the aftermath of the grand and fantastical duel between him and AllanahVA.
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Pets

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Colonies

Antarctic South AfricaAntarctic South Australis
Antarctic Australia Antarctic India Antarctic MadagascarAntarctic Nerds

Landmarks & Locations

Ancient StrongholdPort-aux-FrancaisTechnoblade's PalaceBoomer BridgeFrench BridgeBig Boomer Train StationBoomer MansionBOOMER cave

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Developers/Admins
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