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Captain Sham

My name is Captain Sham, and my home is the sea.
 
— Captain Sham, "The Wide Window: Part One"

Captain Julio Sham is a V.F.D. disguise used by Count Olaf in The Wide Window, the third book in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Book

With the disguise, he was able to woo Aunt Josephine at a local grocery store in the town of Lake Lachrymose when Violet, Klaus, and Sunny were staying with her at her home. Josephine was especially convinced because he had a business card that said "Captain Sham" and not "Count Olaf", and Lemony Snicket (and later Mr. Poe) points out that literally anyone can go to a printing store and have anything they want printed. He later told Aunt Josephine by phone that he was really Count Olaf, and that she had to write out a will leaving him the children and promptly disappear.

He was able to utilize an eyepatch to hide his eyebrow and a hinged peg leg to hide his tattoo. Olaf was aided by the Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender who guarded Captain Sham's Sailboat Rentals while posing as a security guard.

Count Olaf was later uncovered when Sunny used her four sharp teeth to bite open his peg leg in front of Arthur Poe, who pursued Olaf but failed to capture him.

The disguise could later have been used by Jacques Snicket when he captains the Prospero, though this is never confirmed.

2004 Film Divergent Canon

In the 2004 film, Captain Sham's role is much the same as in the book, until after the death of Josephine. Here, Olaf discards his disguise ahead of time, and pretends to 'rescue' the children from the Lachrymose Leeches, and the children are returned to his custody. Soon afterward, he stages The Marvelous Marriage.

TV Series Divergent Canon

For Captain Sham, the Sean Connery brogue came very quickly. I didn't want the disguises to seem similar, so I would try to go vocally from different pitches, from high to low and then back up to high and then back down to low in each episode to create differentiation.
 
Neil Patrick Harris on Captain Sham[3]

As in the book, Captain Sham bumps into the children and Aunt Josephine at the market, complimenting her and telling her that his leg was eaten by leeches, making her fall for him. He then forces her to write a suicide note which also instructs her to hand the children to him, and he also orders her to kill herself. The children, Mr. Poe, and he go to lunch at the Anxious Clown, where the children eat peppermints and suffer allergic reactions.

They go to Aunt Josephine’s house, where Klaus discovers from the note she is hiding in Curdled Cave. The house then falls into the sea. Mr. Poe and Sham start the adoption process and the children steal one of his boats to find Aunt Josephine. He saves them from the Lachrymose leeches but then pushes Aunt Josephine to the leeches. Back at the bay, Sunny bites off his peg leg to reveal he is Count Olaf, but he and his troupe escape.

Physical Appearance

He has gray hair and has a captain's hat. He wears an eyepatch to cover his eyebrow. He wears a brown jumper and a navy blue captain's coat, and blue shorts with a wooden peg leg to cover his tattoo. He smokes a pipe and speaks in a Scottish accent.

Trivia

  • In the film adaptation, Count Olaf murdered Captain Sam to take the role. In addition, this version of Captain Sham doesn't wear an eyepatch.
  • A "sham" is a thing that is not what it is purported to be, suiting Olaf disguising himself as a captain.
  • He is one of the multiple characters with the initials J.S.

Appearances

Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Books)
1. The Bad Beginning (1999): Absent 7. The Vile Village (2001): Absent
2. The Reptile Room (1999): Absent 8. The Hostile Hospital (2001): Absent
3. The Wide Window (2000): Debut 9. The Carnivorous Carnival (2002): Absent
4. The Miserable Mill (2000): Absent 10. The Slippery Slope (2003): Absent
5. The Austere Academy (2000): Absent 11. The Grim Grotto (2004): Absent
6. The Ersatz Elevator (2001): Absent 12. The Penultimate Peril (2005): Absent
13. The End (2006): Absent
All the Wrong Questions
Who Could That Be at This Hour? (2012): Absent Shouldn't You Be in School? (2014): Absent
When Did You See Her Last? (2013): Absent Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? (2015): Absent
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (2014): Absent
Snicketverse
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002): Mentioned
The Dismal Dinner (2004): Absent
The Beatrice Letters (2006): Absent
29 Myths on the Swinster Pharmacy (2014): Absent
The Hero of the Story (2017): Absent
Poison for Breakfast (2021): Absent
Other Snicket Books
The Baby in the Manger (2002): Absent
The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming (2007): Absent
The Lump of Coal (2008): Absent
The Composer Is Dead (2009): Absent
13 Words (2010): Absent
The Dark (2013): Absent
Goldfish Ghost (2017): Absent


Adaptations
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004 Paramount Film)
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Debut
A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-2019 Netflix TV Series)
Season One
The Bad Beginning: Part One: Absent The Wide Window: Part One: Appears
The Bad Beginning: Part Two: Absent The Wide Window: Part Two: Appears
The Reptile Room: Part One: Absent The Miserable Mill: Part One: Absent
The Reptile Room: Part Two: Absent The Miserable Mill: Part Two: Absent
Season Two
The Austere Academy: Part One: Absent The Vile Village: Part Two: Absent
The Austere Academy: Part Two: Absent The Hostile Hospital: Part One: Absent
The Ersatz Elevator: Part One: Absent The Hostile Hospital: Part Two: Absent
The Ersatz Elevator: Part Two: Absent The Carnivorous Carnival: Part One: Absent
The Vile Village: Part One: Absent The Carnivorous Carnival: Part Two: Absent
Season Three
The Slippery Slope: Part One: Absent The Grim Grotto: Part Two: Absent
The Slippery Slope: Part Two: Absent The Penultimate Peril: Part One: Mentioned
The Grim Grotto: Part One: Absent The Penultimate Peril: Part Two: Absent
The End: Absent


Gallery

Books

The Catastrophic Card Game

2004 Film

TV Series

Animated

Sources