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Albert Poe

Albert Poe: What does "blanched" mean?
Klaus Baudelaire: It means "boiled."
Albert Poe: Nobody asked you.
—Albert and Klaus, "A Bad Beginning: Part One"

Albert Poe is the son of Arthur and brother of Edgar Poe. In the books, he is the son of Polly Poe and nephew of Eleanora Poe. In the TV series, he is the son of Eleanora who is not Poe's sister in this adaptation.

Biography

Edgar and Albert are described as loud, spoiled and obnoxious boys. When his father announces that the Baudelaires are leaving, after having had to stay with the family for some time, Albert declares he is happy to have their room back, and that Violet and Klaus are "always moping around" and "never any fun." While the Baudelaires pack, Edgar and Albert help their mother clear the table, and Sunny solemnly bites Edgar and Albert's shoes so that they won't forget her.[1]

Netflix Series Divergent Canon

Edgar and Albert only appear in the first episode, where they argue over dinner about whether their mother prepared a crow or a raven. Albert asks for the definition of the word "blanched," but is dismissive and rude when Klaus answers.

He has several pieces of football merchandise on his side of the bedroom. He high-fives his parents before going to bed.

Lemony Snicket said that one of the brothers followed their father into the banking world, while the other "lives in a cave and talks to sheep," and each thinks the other has it better.[2]

Trivia

Family

Books

 
 
 
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Eleanora Poe
 
Arthur Poe
 
 
 
Polly Poe
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Edgar Poe
 
 
 
 
Albert Poe


TV Series

 
 
Arthur Poe
 
 
 
Eleanora Poe
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Edgar Poe
 
 
 
 
Albert Poe


Appearances

Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Books)
1. The Bad Beginning (1999): Debut 7. The Vile Village (2001): Absent
2. The Reptile Room (1999): Absent 8. The Hostile Hospital (2001): Absent
3. The Wide Window (2000): Absent 9. The Carnivorous Carnival (2002): Absent
4. The Miserable Mill (2000): Absent 10. The Slippery Slope (2003): Absent
5. The Austere Academy (2000): Absent 11. The Grim Grotto (2004): Absent
6. The Ersatz Elevator (2001): Absent 12. The Penultimate Peril (2005): Absent
13. The End (2006): Absent
All the Wrong Questions
Who Could That Be at This Hour? (2012): Absent Shouldn't You Be in School? (2014): Absent
When Did You See Her Last? (2013): Absent Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights? (2015): Absent
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents (2014): Absent
Snicketverse
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002): Absent
The Dismal Dinner (2004): Absent
The Beatrice Letters (2006): Absent
29 Myths on the Swinster Pharmacy (2014): Absent
The Hero of the Story (2017): Absent
Poison for Breakfast (2021): Absent
Other Snicket Books
The Baby in the Manger (2002): Absent
The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming (2007): Absent
The Lump of Coal (2008): Absent
The Composer Is Dead (2009): Absent
13 Words (2010): Absent
The Dark (2013): Absent
Goldfish Ghost (2017): Absent


Adaptations
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004 Paramount Film)
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Absent
A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-2019 Netflix TV Series)
Season One
The Bad Beginning: Part One: Debut The Wide Window: Part One: Absent
The Bad Beginning: Part Two: Absent The Wide Window: Part Two: Absent
The Reptile Room: Part One: Absent The Miserable Mill: Part One: Absent
The Reptile Room: Part Two: Absent The Miserable Mill: Part Two: Absent
Season Two
The Austere Academy: Part One: Absent The Vile Village: Part Two: Absent
The Austere Academy: Part Two: Absent The Hostile Hospital: Part One: Absent
The Ersatz Elevator: Part One: Absent The Hostile Hospital: Part Two: Absent
The Ersatz Elevator: Part Two: Absent The Carnivorous Carnival: Part One: Absent
The Vile Village: Part One: Mentioned The Carnivorous Carnival: Part Two: Absent
Season Three
The Slippery Slope: Part One: Absent The Grim Grotto: Part Two: Absent
The Slippery Slope: Part Two: Absent The Penultimate Peril: Part One: Absent
The Grim Grotto: Part One: Absent The Penultimate Peril: Part Two: Absent
The End: Absent


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