Craig

Craig
Relationship status:	Divorced
Spouse:	Ashley (former)
Children:	Briar Hazel River
Voice actor:	Nathan Sharp

Craig "Fitness Dad" Cahn is one of the date able dads in Dream Daddy. He's an old college friend and one-time roommate with the player. He was working in California and moved his business to Maple Bay.

Craig also appears in the Dream Daddy Comics published by Oni Press.

Likes / Dislikes

Likes:

• Coaching softball
• Doing push-ups with his daughters on his back
• Brunch with a bro

Dislikes:

• Rest days
• Improper stretching techniques
• When his twins pretend to be each other

DadBook profile

Dad of three, business entrepreneur, and fitness enthusiast. Juggling work, family, and fitness is a tough gig, but someone's gotta do it!

On a Friday Night you are most likely to....
Get one last, good cardio session in

If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?
A box of energy bars

What are your turn-ons?
a sub six-minute mile

What did you want to be when you grew up?
beer pong world champion

What's your favourite movie genre?
Buddy cop movies forever

What's your ideal date?
scaling a huge, dangerous mountain for fun

What do you never leave home without?
an extra tube of energy gel

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
My mile time used to be so good. What happened? Have I peaked?

Conversation Options

Craig Text

• Go to the gym

You ready to kick some butt?

• Gotta stay posi, dude. - Neutral
• With your help, I am. - Like
• H E L P - Dislike

That's a good question, bro. What do you think he's doing?

• Training to crush people's skulls with his thighs. - Love
• Using a medieval torture device. - Neutral
• Praying to some sort of Pain God. - Neutral

Ah, I keep busy. What do you do for fun?

• I love learning. - Love
• I try to live my life as close to a Jimmy Buffett song as possible. - Neutral
• I check out my hot bod. - Like

First Date

Ask about...

• Ask about coaching softball - Like
• Ask about the business - Like
• Ask about the kids - Like
• That's enough for now - Neutral (skips all three questions)

So, the moms can hit on me all they want...

• You're doing a great job - Like
• The right person will come along eventually - Love
• Hit softballs, don't get hit on by moms - Neutral

You would be so lucky.

• That was planned - Neutral
• I mean... - Love
• Kissing is for the weak - Like

Second Date

Playground

• Look for clues

• Interrogate Joseph
  • Alright, thanks for your help.
  • That sounds a little suspect, Joseph. - Correct

• • • No (yes) - Correct
    • Only if you did something wrong.
    • Thank you for your time, citizen.

• Try to calm River down.
• Move to another part of the park

The Field

• Mat and Carmensita.

• Check out those squirrels.
  • The drinking fountain.
  • The log.
  • The tree - Like

• Look for clues. Find Arnold's leg.

• Interrogate River
  • Good Cop - Like
  • Bad Cop - Dislike

The Woods

• Look for clues

• Interrogate Robert
  • Be good cop
  • Be bad cop - Correct

• Go deeper into the woods
  • Yes - Correct
  • No

The Diner

• Grimy Brunch - Like
  • Carboload - Neutral
  • Treat yo'self - Love
  • I lied
• Bougie Brunch - Neutral

Third Date

Outside

• I got it. - Neutral
• Don't you dare. - Like
• Such a gentleman. - Love

But what if there’s a problem

• There won’t be. - Like
• You’ve trained for this. - Neutral
• Reception is the least of our worries. - Dislike

Craig immediately begins taking his clothes off

• Look at Craig’s butt - Love
• Don’t Look at Craig’s butt - Neutral

You coming or what?

• You got it, chief - Neutral
• Let’s put on a show - Like
• Who needs pants anyway - Neutral

You’ve awakened the beast

• Squirt water at him with your hands - Neutral
• Hammerfist - Like
• Dunk him - Love

Not so scary now, huh?

• I’ll race you to the top - Correct
• I’ve had enough excitement for today

Wanna go again?

• You know it. - Correct
• I’m pretty tired

Got one more in you?

• I live for danger - Correct
• I’m ready to throw in the towel

Alright, I think that’s my limit.

• Are you kidding? I’ve never felt more alive. - This will lead to an extra scenario.
• You’re right. - Correct

(Extra: If you keep pushing the wrong answers and keep jumping, your avatar will die and you'll get an achievement: "Cannonball") These are the ones you need to select.

• No I'm here to jump.
• There is nothing but the waterfall.

Then you return to the first jump and you can't die again.

Give me some moral support.

• You can do it - Neutral
• Never knew a better Craig! - Like and later dislike
• Go overboard with compliments. - Love

Do I, though?

• Hell yeah - Like
• Hell yeah, bro - Love

Date Responses

"That was a gold-medal performance for sure!" "Wow, that was an amazing day!"

Related achievements

Icon	Name	Description
	Dreamiest Daddy	Go on every date with every dad.
	Keg-Stand Champion	Go on all Craig dates.

Trivia

• For Craig’s camping date, the creators watched the movie Brokeback Mountain for inspiration; it didn’t go well as the movie affected them so much emotionally that it took two days before either of them could get back to writing.^[1]
• Throughout your interactions with Craig, he reveals that he and the player made their share of mischief during their college years. Including:
  • Craig smuggling a puppy into their dorm room despite pets not being allowed. He and the player spent the semester making up stories about a mysterious third roommate named Carl and his cough that sounded like a dog’s bark.
  • The player stealing a new fish from a fish tank at a party after Craig’s fish died.
  • Craig backflipping off of a roof and into a pool while shotgunning a beer.
  • Craig and the player escaping a party after the police showed up, but running into them in the parking lot. For half an hour, Craig pretended to be interested in joining the police academy.
• Craig is a great cook. He also has his own fitness smoothie recipe, which to player’s surprise is delicious.
• Craig’s college nickname was “Keg-Stand Craig”.

Gallery

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