Club Villain

It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to
A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through
A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure
And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door

He waved us in, and we randomly met the
Mr. Hannibal Lecter. He was handling records
In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection
To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and

The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon
Right next to Sideshow Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'
In the dance club partying with all these villains

I can't keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying, partying, partying
I can't keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying with all these villains
All these villains
All these villains
All these villains
All these villains

Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss
I laughed at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks
And Doctor Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula
The two were making out and touching tentacles

And Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound
They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown

[Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club, seriously]

And Megatron, he was getting it on
He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
"Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling
That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains

I can't keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying, partying, partying
I can't keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying with all these villains
All these villains
All these villains
All these villains
All these villains

That's when I saw her there, from across the room
Poison Ivy doing Jell-O shots with Doctor Doom
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away
She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay

And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka
Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!"
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer
I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her

Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay
I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me"
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin'
Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain

I can't keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying, partying, partying
I can't keep partying around
Keep partying around
Keep partying with all these villains
All these villains
All these villains
All these villains
All these villains