Taco Crunchies
Performers
Aaron Daniel Jacob (commercial ver.)
Hamster and
Gretel (hypnotic mantra ver.)
Source
"Taco Crunchies " is a short song performed in the Hamster & Gretel episode "The Earworm ". It serves as a jingle for the eponymous, taco-based cereal, Taco Crunchies.
Lyrics
Commercial version
When you've just got out of bed, and you've already got the munchies,
Taco Crunchies, Taco Crunchies, Taaaaaaco Crunchies!
(spoken): Taco Crunchies: when you like your tacos sweet, and drenched in milk!
Hypnotic mantra version
When you've just got out of bed, and you've already got the munchies,
Taco Crunchies, Taco Crunchies, Taaaaaaco Crunchies.
(occasional interlude; ad infinitum)
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Episodes
Season One: "Empower Failure /Oakey Dokey " • "Recipe for Disaster /Math Punch " • "Superhero Sibling Rivalry /Close Shave " • "Cheer Cheer Bang Bang /La Ballad of La Cebolla " • "Comic Shop Copycat /Neigh, It Ain't So! " • "Saturday Homecoming Fever /Dr. Eelgood " • "The Opposite of Smart /Birthday Besties " • "I'm Bored /Cutie and the Beast " • "The Nightmarionette /Abuelita's World " • "U.F. UH-OH! " • "Grounded /Sleepover with the Enemy " • "Friday Night Fright /The Earworm " • "A Mammoth Problem /The Bantam of the Elementary School Light Opera " • "Hamnesia /Romancing the Scone " • "For Whom the Belle Trolls /An Arthouse Divided " • "The Litigator vs. The Luchador /Strawberry Fest Forever " • "The Bottle Episode /Micromanager " • "When Life Gives You Lemons /Self-HEELP! " • "My Invisible Friend /The Bitter Sitter " • "Let's Sea What You've Got "/"Churro's Day Out " • "Crimson Haste Makes Waste "/"The Break-Stuff Club " • "Over the Hill "/"The Ice Queen Cometh " • "La Sombrerona "/"Two Girls, A Guy, and the Council of Düm " • "Nano a Nano "/"The Unnatural History of Dr. MedusaSaurus Ph.D. " • "No Sprain, No Gain "/"Finding Professor Ex " • "Bayou Barb "/"The Great Pillow War " • "Shush Hour "/"I Was a Teenage Mad Scientist " • "Too Many Crooks "/"President Fred " • "Flake It Til You Make It "/"Game Changer " • "Exclamation Strikes Back "
Season Two: "Hakuna Ma Kevin /The Great American Telenovela " • "Lair Necessities /Tobor or Not Tobor " • "Evil Upheaval /Ay, Ay, A.I. " • "Stress Brawl /I Love Luchie " • "The More The Meteor /My Hammie Vice " • "Last Fred Standing /From Dust Till Dawn " • "I Think Therefore I Slam /Thanks, But No Pranks " • "The Silence of the Tchotchkes /A Car is Born " • "Who's in Charge? /Fools of Engagement " • "The New Adventures of Super Kevin " • "The Search for Super Guy /Lorraine, Rattle, and Roll " • "Last Train to Dullsville /Fred of State " • "Hamster Ex Machina /Awkwardly Ever After " • "Paging Doctor Potatini /Snazzy Pantzz " • "Gentlemen Prefer Fronds /Sock It To Me, Bailey! " • "No Powers Day /Everybody Loves Main Computer " • "Gretel Keeps It Reel /Squeaky Friday " • "Gran Slam /The Art of Deception " • "Trading Faces /Miss Direct " • "Who's Afraid of Mordros the Annihilator? "
Locations
Tri-State Area • Grant-Gomez House • Eastside Elementary School • Eastside High School