Wanting to switch up her normal Friday afternoon haircut routine and go to school with a fresh haircut for once, Kiff has asked Beryl to drive her to Harriet Trimble's Satisfaction Salon, which now accepts early-morning appointments, for a 6:00 a.m. haircut. Kiff unexpectedly returns from her appointment after only seven minutes, recounting that Harriet was multitasking and distracted by her children the entire time, barely paying Kiff any attention. Kiff looks at herself in the mirror, and despite looking the same as she always does, she feels that she has gotten a bad haircut. Beryl, who does not notice anything different, insists that Kiff looks fine and takes her to school, against Kiff's protests.
At school, Kiff wears Beryl's sun hat to hide her "bad haircut", but Miss Deer Teacher makes her remove it in class, along with another smaller hat underneath it. Nobody reacts to Kiff's exposed head, but Kiff insists to Barry, who also sees nothing different, that everyone is simply pretending not to notice her haircut. Eventually, Barry gives in to Kiff and places his backpack over her head, then excuses himself and Kiff from class, claiming they both need to use the restroom.
In the playground, Barry proposes going back to the salon and asking Harriet to give Kiff a new haircut, but Kiff refuses, not wanting to come off as an entitled customer. While Kiff grovels over the situation, Barry privately hatches a plan to lift Kiff's spirits and calls up professional photographer Cam Lensington, asking him to pass by and pretend to spontaneously notice and compliment Kiff's haircut, then photograph her. Cam agrees to participate in the ruse for 20 nuts, but when he takes Kiff's photo, his camera's lens cracks, causing Kiff to run away in embarrassment. Cam realizes afterwards that he accidentally used his novelty joke camera instead of his actual camera.
Kiff and Barry end up going to the salon, where Kiff reluctantly confesses her disappointment to Harriet. However, Harriet, who has been reviewing the salon's security camera footage from that day, says that she is actually glad Kiff returned. Harriet thanks Kiff for making her realize that early-morning haircuts were a bad idea, noting that she saw in the footage that she was so out of it that morning that she never actually gave Kiff a haircut in the first place, failing to make contact with Kiff's hair and using her fingers instead of actual scissors.
Harriet makes it up to Kiff by giving her a proper haircut, which Kiff loves. Afterwards, Barry, who has gotten a brand new hairdo courtesy of Harriet's children, has Cam visit the salon to take a proper photo of Kiff. The photo is spotlighted in the "before and after" customer highlights section of the Satisfaction Salon website, alongside a photo of Kiff before getting her haircut, where she looks completely identical.
A picture of the Chatterleys and Barry at Bannister Beach in "Beach Day" is seen at Kiff's bedside.
The framed picture from the water fountain unveiling ceremony in "Thirst to Be the First" is seen hanging above the water fountain.
Miss Deer Teacher discusses an event that seemingly resulted in the rise of trampoline insurance rates, which was previously alluded to in "I Like To Move It!" This event is said to have taken place "almost 100 years before the Great Rubber Boom", and the notations "B.G.R.B.", "G.R.B.", and "A.G.R.B." are seen written on the whiteboard.
Snekole and Billiam are seen reading the book Top Jokes for Moms & Dads from "Club Book".
The episode's title references the real-life company that sells haircare products.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
