Human Cop

The Human Cop is a human-like persona of Peanut Cop. He is a blue cop who appears to be stoned while smoking a cigarette, just like the original Peanut Cop. The Human Cop made his first appearance in "Prolegomenon" where he allies with a nurse to kill the human forms of Shark and the Rectangular Businessmanin a tiny weapon-guarded building in the real world. In the "Invictus" special, the Human Cop appears in the real world, drives a cop car, and encounters Fitz while he is very stoned. In the Season 3 episode You Made This", the Human Cop reappears again on an Outer Earth and interrogates the Man-Woman, due to her possession of the Box of Worlds, which was created by Shyd Industries. After interrogating the Man-Woman for a while, the Human Cop mysteriously disappears, which results in the Man-Woman screaming in a loud and creepy manner.

Trivia

• It's unknown if the Human Cop is actually a separate being from Peanut Cop or not. He is likely his real world and Outer Earth counterpart.

Quotes

"Prolegomenon"

• "Whoa. Stop. Is that a surgical thing going? On?"
• "Uhh. Hold on. Let me get my head around this. Um...Let's do it to it."
• "Beep. What?"
• "I'm not a doctor?"
• "Ohh. I can't tell. All this beeping and blipping. Uhh."
• "Ah, this beeping and blipping is going to be...ohh nuts."

"Invictus"

• "Hey. You. What’s-Hold on."
• "Ow. hold on. Hey, you."
• "Uh…Gimme the hammer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I’m so hammered. I feel like I’m staring at a thousand hammers."
• "Can you see ‘em? Can you see me?"
• "No way. Time cop, terminate."
• "Autograph dude?"
• "Bang, bang, bang."
• "Let me show you too much noise for your-face. Ohhh. Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Disappear."

"You Made This"

• "Um. So...you live here?"
• "How long have you lived here?"
• "That could mean anything."
• "I know. Of Course."
• "And you have a picture...that you wanted to show me?"
• "You have a picture that you wanted to show me."
• "You called me."
• "Yes, you do what?"
• "Can I see it?"
• "Uh, what were you doing out there?"
• "Are y--Wait. Are you a builder?"
• "A roller coaster, perhaps?"
• "Building without knowledge is why I went to many schools. How long does it take for you...To answer a phone call?"
• "Is your phone ringing?"
• "Is it ringing now?"
• "Can I see the picture?"
• "Which someone did he work for?"
• "Which one of the some?"
• "So...where did he go? Your neighbor."
• "What's in it?"
• "Can I...see the picture?"

Gallery

"Prolegomenon"

"Invictus"

"You Made This"

"Prime Time Nursery Rhyme"