Hell Stew

地(じ)獄(ごく)で鍋(なべ)パーティー！

「さぁナオキちゃん、
今日(きょう)の夕(ゆう)食(しょく)は何(なに)が良(い)いかしら?...カレー? ハンバーグ、パエリア?
バーニャカウダ?それとも・・・ 地(じ)獄(ごく)鍋(なべ)にしてやろうかぁぁ！」(セリフ)

悪(あく)魔(ま)の地(じ)獄(ごく)鍋(なべ)は
くだらぬ人(じん)類(るい)が食(しょく)材(ざい)さ

クソリプ送(おく)るだけのお前(まえ)は
まさに今(こん)夜(や)の主食(メインディッシュ)

白(はく)菜(さい) おネギ 豚(ぶた)バラ どんな馴(な)染(じ)みの具(ぐ)より
悪(あく)魔(ま)好(ごの)みのお出(だ)汁(し)がとれるぜ

キムチよりも紅(あか)い血(ち)の紅(あか)
たるみきった腹(はら)肉(にく) 美味(うま)いぜ！
闇(やみ)鍋(なべ)も絶(ぜつ)望(ぼう)するくらい
暗(くら)く深(ふか)い鍋(なべ)底(ぞこ)

地(じ)獄(ごく)鍋(なべ) Party Night！

悪(あく)魔(ま)の地(じ)獄(ごく)鍋(なべ)で
醜(みにく)い人(じん)類(るい)を贖(しょく)罪(ざい)さ

匿(とく)名(めい)アカでドヤるお前(まえ)は
まさに妥(だ)当(とう)な生(いけ)贄(にえ)

伊(い)勢(せ)海老(えび) キャビア フォアグラ どんな高(こう)級(きゅう)食(しょく)より
毒(どく)林(りん)檎(ご)味(あじ)の酒(さけ)に合(あ)うぜ

スナック菓(が)子(し)だけで育(そだ)てた
たわわすぎる腹(はら)回(まわ)り 美味(うま)いぜ！！！
ちゃんこ鍋(なべ)を超(こ)える効(こう)果(か)で
強(つよ)く太(ふと)くなるでごわす！

地(じ)獄(ごく)鍋(なべ)ごっつあんDEATH！

白(はく)菜(さい) おネギ 豚(ぶた)バラ どんな馴(な)染(じ)みの具(ぐ)より
悪(あく)魔(ま)好(ごの)みのお出(だ)汁(し)がとれるぜ

キムチよりも紅(あか)い血(ち)の紅(あか)
たるみきった腹(はら)肉(にく) 美味(うま)いぜ！
闇(やみ)鍋(なべ)も絶(ぜつ)望(ぼう)するくらい
暗(くら)く深(ふか)い鍋(なべ)底(ぞこ)

地(じ)獄(ごく)鍋(なべ) Party Night！

Jigoku de nabe PARTY

"Saa, Naoki-chan,
Kyou no yuushoku wa nani ga ii kashira?
...CURRY? HAMBURG, PAELLA?
BAGNA CAUDA? Soretomo... jigoku nabe ni shiteyarou kaaa!"

Akuma no jigoku nabe wa
Kudaranu jinrui ga shokuzai sa

Kusoripu okuru dake no omae wa
Masa ni konya no MAIN DISH

Hakusai onegi buta bara
Donna najimi no gu yori
Akuma gonomi no odashi ga toreru ze

KIMCHI yori mo akai chi no aka
Tarumi kitta hara niku umai ze
Yami nabe no zetsubousuru kurai
Kuraku fukai^{[note 1]} nabezoko

Jigoku nabe Party Night!

Akuma no jigoku nabe de
Minikui jinrui wo shokuzai sa

Tokumei aka de doyaru omae wa
Masani datou na ikenie

Iseebi CAVIAR FOIE GRAS donna koukyuushoku yori
Doku ringo aji no sake ni au ze

SNACK gashi dake de sodateta
Tawawasugiru hara mawari umai ze!!!
Chanko nabe wo koeru kouka de
Tsuyoku futoku narude gowasu!

Jigoku nabe gottsu an DEATH!

Hakusai wo negi buta bara donna najimi no gu yori
Akuma gonomi no odashi ga toreru ze

KIMCHI yori mo akai chi no aka
Tarumi kitta hara niku umai ze!
Yami nabe mo zetsubousuru kurai
Kuraku fukai nabezoko

Jigoku nabe Party Night!

Stir hell's cauldron, hot pot party!

"Yo, Naoki-chan. What's on the menu for tonight?
Curry? Hamburg, paella? Bagna cauda?
Or, we could just serve you!"
 
The demons are brewing up a hellish stew
Made of you worthless humans cooked into a roux
 
Shit posters, hot takes, all you trolls, you little fish
You're all in tonight's main dish
 
Cabbage, onions, juicy pork rib
None of that will satiate the beasts

Drop your pound of flesh in the demon's broth
Let 'em feast

Your blood is redder than kimchi, offer it
The flab around your guts, offer it too! Devour it all!
In the depths of your despair, the pot is dark
Deep in your nightmare, the demon pot
 
We're dining in hell, party night!

In hell, hot pot party!
 
"So Naoki-chan,
What is on the menu for tonight?
Curry? Hamburger, paella?
Bagna cauda? Or… How about hell stew!”
 
The hot pot of demons is
Made of the worthless mankind as the ingredient
 
You who do nothing but shit post, you are tonight's staple food - the main dish
 
Pok choi, spring onions, pork belly, never mind those familiar ingredients
We're going to make a soup stock that is the demons' favorite
 
The red of your blood that's stronger than Kimchi
Your flabby belly meat, it's delicious!!!
The bottom of the hot pot is so dark and deep,
even a yami nabe^{[note 2]} would despair
 
Hell stew, party night!

In the hellish stew
Horrible people atone for their crimes
 
You, all smug with your anonymous account,
Are perfect for the sacrifice
 
Lobster, caviar, foie gras, never mind those high-class ingredients
You will go better with poison-apple flavored sake
 
Raised on snacks and junk food,
All that fat on your belly, so delicious!!!
It was better than chankonabe^{[note 3]}
At making you strong and fat!
 
Hell’s stew… that was tasty – DEATH^{[note 4]}
 
Pok choi, spring onions, pork belly, never mind those familiar ingredients
We're going to make a soup stock that is the demons' favorite
 
The red of your blood that's stronger than Kimchi
Your flabby belly meat, it's delicious!!!
The bottom of the hot pot is so dark and deep,
even a yami nabe would despair
 
Hell stew, party night!