This is the transcript for Work.
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(The episode starts with a song: In The Wiggles' World. An opening scene from the TV Series 2 is shown.)
Greg: (singing) We know a world, a magic world
Come with us and see
(with the Other Wiggles singing) Anything can happen in this special world
It can happen to you or me
Greg: (singing) It's where The Wiggles live
Why don't you come along
And meet their friends as well.
There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(A sparkle glitter transition to the Wigglehouse.)
Flora Door: Ah! Time to go to work. I love my job. Excuse me while I practice. Hello! Watch your step! Enter. Who's calling? The Wiggles are in. The Wiggles are out. Goodbye. Come again. Good. I haven't forgotten anything. However I can't work alone can I? I need people about for my kind of work. Rise and shine, everyone! Greg, Murray, Anthony, Jeff! Wakey-wakey!
Wiggles: (They all open the door & yawn.) Huh?
Flora Door: Time for work!
Wiggles: Work?
Flora Door: Watch your head. One moment, please. You name? Whom do you wish to see? Wipe your feet. Spit out your gum!
(The Wiggles enter Wigglehouse.)
Murray: (He yawns.) Flora, may we come out?
Flora Door: Ah! People! Who's calling?
Murray: I-It's me, Flora Door. It's Murray.
Flora Door: Murray Wiggle?
Murray: Of course Murray Wiggle.
Greg: And Greg, Anthony and Jeff Wiggle too.
Jeff: Can you open up... (with Murray, Greg & Anthony.) Please?
Flora Door: Oh, no. I'm sorry, but I never let anyone in that I can't see.
Murray: But we're already in!
Flora Door: Then you'd better come out so that I can see you. Come out! Now! This minute!
Anthony: We will. Just open up, please.
Flora Door: Uh, no, you don't. You might be strangers.
Jeff: But we're The Wiggles.
Flora Door: That's what you say. Come out here so I can see you.
Wiggles: But... but...
Flora Door: Use the back door. It's at the rear of the house.
Greg: We know where it is.
Flora Door: (They leave the inside of Wigglehouse & they go outside.) And don't slam it, please! I can't let them come out if I can't see them, can I? (They walk behind the front porch of Wigglehouse with a yawn.) Oh, The Wiggles! Good morning!
Wiggles: Good morning, Flora Door.
Greg: Will you please tell us what this is all about, Flora?
Flora Door: Well, I have a very important job to do.
Wiggles: We know. Open, close, open, close. Wipe your feet. Don't slam me.
Flora Door: Yes, well, I decided to get an early start today.
Anthony: Good on you, Flora. But why wake us?
Jeff: Yes, we don't have to do our work until later.
Flora Door: But, I'm a door. I can't work alone. I need to someone to use me.
Greg: Oh, of course, Flora. Well, shall we go inside and get dressed, guys?
Murray: Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, great idea, Greg.
Greg: May we come in, please?
Flora Door: Of course you may. (They come in the door.) But first, knock knock.
Wiggles: Knock knock!
Flora Door: Knock knock!
Wiggles: Who's there?
Flora Door: Door.
Wiggles: Door who?
Flora Door: Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti...
Anthony: Do. (They all laugh, while going to work.)
Greg: Now may we come in, please?
Flora Door: What? Dressed in your nighties? I should say not. You must be properly dressed to use the front door of Wigglehouse. (They all grumble for the door.) You'll have to use the back door. It's at the rear...
Murray: We know where it is.
Anthony: Yeah, we know where it is, Flora. (The Wiggles go back inside.)
Flora Door: Don't forget to wipe your feet!
Anthony: OK, Flora.
Flora Door: Oh, I love my work.
(Hamburger transition to the part where The Wiggles & Paul the Cook are talking about the song.)
Murray: What have you got here, Paul?
Paul: Well, I've got some cold spaghetti.
Anthony: Ooh, cold spaghetti, a Wiggly spaghetti.
Paul: And I've got some mashed banana.
Greg: Oh! All ooey-gooey, squishy-squashy mashed banana.
Paul: And I've got some hot potatoes. (He's giving Tthe Wiggles some hot potatoes. But then, it's all hot, while throw it up to the air.)
Murray: Ooh, they're hot!
Anthony: Ooh!
Greg: Ouch! Well, let's sing a song all about hot potatoes, cold spaghetti and mashed banana. Keep an eye out for Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate. He loves eating everybody else's food. (They were all wiggling their fingers)
(A scene fades in the song: Hot Potato.)
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato
Potato
Potato, potato, potato
Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Spaghetti
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Spaghetti)
Greg: (singing) Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that
Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Greg: (singing) Mashed banana, mashed banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana)
Greg: (singing) Banana
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana)
Greg: (singing) Banana, banana, banana
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that food
Murray and Jeff: Wow wiggy wiggy wiggy, wow wiggy wiggy wiggy
Anthony: Gimmie that, gimmie that
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato)
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato)
Greg: (singing) Hot potato, hot potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Potato)
Greg: (singing) Potato
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Potato)
Greg: (singing) Potato, potato, potato
Whoo!
(Train transition to Wags being a watch dog, while they get ready for work, while he's sleeping.)
Captain Feathersword: Time to wake up, Wags, me waggy!
Crew: Why'd you be waking Wags, Captain Feathersword?
Captain Feathersword: Well, it's time for him to go to work, me hearties!
Crew: Wags works?
Captain Feathersword: Aye, that he does!
Wags: (He goes to the rope, while he falls asleep.) Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Well done, Wags, me hearty! Now, it's time for us to sing our pirate song.
Crew: Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Pirates have to yo-ho
Crew: (singing) Yo-ho-ho-ho
Captain Feathersword: (singing) And shout, "Ahoy!"
Crew: (singing) "Ahoy! Ahoy!"
Captain Feathersword: (singing) And yell, "Land ho!"
Crew: (singing) "Land Ho! Land ho!"
Captain Feathersword: (singing) And we have to work hard to be sure our ship is safe
Charlie: (singing) We can't go to sea on an unsafe ship
Captain Feathersword, Ben & Rudolf: (singing) No, we can't go to sea on an unsafe ship
Crew: (singing) We be pirates
Captain Feathersword: (singing) We be hearty, we be strong
Crew: (singing) We be pirates
Captain Feathersword: (singing) We work all day long, all day long
Crew: (singing) We be pirates
Captain Feathersword: (singing) We have to wash the decks, haul the sails
Look for holes and hammer
Crew: (singing) Hammer in nails
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Throw sheets to the wind, weigh anchor and shout
Crew: (singing) Steer to starboard come about, come about
Captain Feathersword: (singing) We be pirates, we be so blow us down...
Crew: Whoa!
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Oh, a pirate's work is very, very, very hard work
Crew: (singing) Very hard work it be
We leap and jog and avoid the fog
Whenever we're at sea, wherever we're at sea
Yes, we leap and jog and avoid the fog
It's pirate that we be, yes, it's pirates that we be!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ho-ho! Ooh, wow, ooh.
Wags: (He claps his hands & gets a handshake.) Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Thank you very much, Wags.
Wags: Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Did you see that?
Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! Well done, Wags! Well done! Good job!
Wags: Ruff!
Charlie: What job did Wags do, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: Well, Wags be a watchdog. And he watched us good and proper, he did! (He laughs.)
(He laughs at the crew. Then a pirate ship transition to the part where Anthony & the kids are playing with some coloured dough.)
Anthony: We're having some fun playing with some dough, coloured dough. The good thing about dough is you can do lots of things with it. You can, uh, roll it. (They were rolling some dough.) Rolling it. And you can mush it up in your hands, like that. (They were all mushing their coloured dough.) Ceili and Thomas are doing that. So is Christopher and Dominic. You can also clap it. (They were all clapping their dough.) Clap with it. And a really good thing you can do with dough, you can put it on the table like that and start hammering it, if you like. (They were putting their coloured dough on the table. Then, hammering to smash it down really hard.)
(A scene fades to the song: Joannie Works With One Hammer.)
Greg: (singing) Joannie works with one hammer
one hammer, one hammer
Joannie works with one hammer
then she works with two.
(with Jeff singing.) Joannie works with two hammers
two hammers, two hammers
Joannie works with two hammers
then she works with three.
(with Murray singing.) Joannie works with three hammers
three hammers, three hammers
Joannie works with three hammers
then she works with four.
Joannie works with four hammers
four hammers, four hammers
Joannie works with four hammers
then she works with five.
Joannie works with five hammers
five hammers, five hammers
Joannie works with five hammers
then she goes to sleep.
(They were all went to sleep & they woke up. But, except Jeff that he is asleep. Clouds transition to The Wiggles are in the garden with Dorothy while they play instruments.)
Anthony: Jeff, could you do that again, please?
Jeff: Sure thing, Anthony. (He plays the keyboard, while it has no music.)
Anthony: Well?
Murray: I love it! Listen to this, guys. (He plays the bass guitar, while he plays the keyboard.)
Greg: Yeah! I like it too! (He sings "Fruit Salad".) Do do-do. Do-do do-do. Fruit salad, do-do do-do. Fruit salad, do-do do-do...
Anthony: That sounds great!
Greg: Yeah, well, um, what about you, Anthony? Or are you on holiday? (They all laugh.)
Anthony: Oh! I forgot about me. I was too busy dancing. Have a listen to this, everybody. (He tries to turn the guitar on.) Ooh! Forgot to turn the guitar on. (They all laugh, while they all play.)
Greg: Fruit salad, do-do do-do. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy...
Dorothy: Um, excuse me.
Greg: Yes, Dorothy?
Dorothy: I thought you Wiggles were working.
Wiggles: We Wiggles are working!
Dorothy: Well, it doesn't sound like it.
Murray: Well, what do you mean, Dorothy?
Dorothy: You sound like you're having fun!
Wiggles: We are having fun!
Anthony: Just because you're working, it doesn't mean you can't have fun.
Greg: Right, guys?
Jeff: Right, Anthony!
Greg: Actually, Dorothy, writing songs is hard work.
Murray: It is?
Jeff: Uh-huh.
Murray: First you have to think of an idea.
Anthony: You could think all day until you come up with an idea for a song.
Dorothy: Oh! I didn't know that.
Jeff: And then we have practice, practice, practice!
Dorothy: Oh, practice! Of course!
Greg: And then we try the song out on you to see if you like it.
Anthony: And if you do, well, we practice some more, and finally...
Greg, Jeff & Murray: We have a new song!
Dorothy: Golly! Writing songs does sound like hard work!
Murray: Well, it is, but we're lucky, Dorothy.
Greg: Oh, we sure, because... (with Murray, Anthony & Jeff.) We love our work!
Dorothy: I love my work too! Looking after my roses!
Jeff: And I love my keyboard! (He plays the keyboard in the garden.)
Anthony: Well, that's great, Jeff, but can we continue to write that fruit salad song?
Murray: J-Jeff! Stop!
Anthony: Are you ready? 1, 2, 3... (with Greg & Murray.) Go to sleep, Jeff! (He stops playing the keyboard & snores.) A-ha! That's better. Now, where were we?
Greg: Um, we were working. (They all laugh, while they all play.) Fruit salad, yummy, yummy. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy...
Anthony: This is a good song!
Greg: (singing) Fruit salad, yummy, yummy. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy...
(Bones transition to Captain Feathersword, Henry and Wags are trying to babysit with the Waggettes)
Henry: Thank you for agreeing to babysit the Waggettes, Captain Feathersword. Now, Wags can come fishing with me.
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo! That's alright, Henry! We can't be leaving the young 'uns home alone.
Henry: I know. We need someone older to look after them. In case of an emergency.
Captain Feathersword: Hoo! That's me, alright! I'm definitely older.
Henry: Yes, we can trust you, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Oh! Hoo-hoo!
Henry: Well, we'll be going now. See you later! Bye-bye!
Wags: Ruff! Ruff!
(Henry & Wags leave, while they babysit the Captain, while the Waggettes bark. They go up the slide when they go fishing.)
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! Bye-bye! Whoa-ho! Now, babysitting is definitely easier than pirate work. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Now, let's see. Um, maybe I should tell you all a story. (They find my feathersword, while they are holding it.) Oh, no! The Waggettes! They've gone! I'm supposed to be looking after them! (He frets & whimpers, while they are looking for it. Then they giggle.) Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh, the little scamps want to play, do they? Hoo-hoo! Ooh. I'm gonna find you! Shh! (They all bark.) Now, where could they be? (They bark, while they go up the slide.) Hoo-hoo-hoo! You can't fool an old pirate like Captain Feathersword! (He notices his feathersword is gone) Gone! My feathersword is gone! Oh! Oh, dear! (His feathersword goes down the slide.) Oh! There it is! Hoo! My feather... (He notices the Waggettes are gone again.) Oh, no! They've gone outside! (They go up the slide. Then, it translates to the Waggettes on Back To Front Street.) Oh no! It's Back-to-front Street! (A sparkle glitter transition to the Waggettes are doing a wheelbarrow on Upside Down Street.) Upside Down Street. (He is running on the bridge. It translates to the Waggettes on Slippery Street. Then, he falls down.) Oooh! This babysitting be hard work!
(A sparkle glitter transition to Dizzy Street where the Waggettes are spinning around the road. Officer Beaples arrive, while blowing the whistle. Then, he waves to the Captain, while he gets dizzy. He picks her up. Dream transition to Henry & Wags know that the Captain is sleeping.)
Henry: Well, we didn't catch any fish, but we sure had fun, didn't we, Wags?
Wags: Ruff! (He walks to the light, while he turns it on.)
Henry: Looks like they had a quiet night. They won't wake until morning.
Wags: (He growls quietly.) Ruff, ruff, ruff!
Henry: Sure, Wags. I'll watch a bit of TV with you, then I'll have to go. See if you can find something quiet.
(He turns the TV on. TV static transition to the song: I Love It When It Rains. A scene where Greg is singing, while the others are playing their instruments.)
Greg: (singing) I love it when it rains
And I lie in bed at night
I listen to it patter
On the roof soft and light
But then a storm may come
And the thunder starts to crash
The rain beats on the window
And I see the lightning flash
(Instrumental break to & the girls are holding their teddy bears & dancing the ballet.)
Greg: (singing) I hold on teddy tight
And sink down in my bed
I close my eyes so tight
And pull the covers over my head
I feel so snug and warm
I know that everything's alright
I love when it rains
As I lie in bed at night.
(Instrumental break to the ending part. Until, dream transition to Greg is practicing some magic with Jeff)
Greg: Hey, Jeff, watch this. (He blows the ball away.)
Jeff: How do you do that, Greg?
Greg: I practice.
Jeff: It's... it's magic.
Greg: Well, of course, but, after all, I am Greg the Great and Magnificent Magician.
Jeff: You're a great magician, and you still have to practice?
Greg: Well, I don't have to practice, but I want to practice, so I can get better and better.
Jeff: Oh, and to get better and better, you practice and practice?
Greg: And practice.
Jeff: Boy, practicing sure sounds like a lot of work.
Greg: It is a lot of hard work, actually, but if you really want to do or really want to be something, then you must practice.
Jeff: Mmm, sounds like too much work to me. (He plays the keyboard.) I'd rather play my keyboard.
Greg: How do you do that?
Jeff: Huh?
Greg: How do you do that so easily? You just...
Jeff: I don't know.
Greg: Well, you must practice a lot.
Jeff: Well, I practice every chance I get.
Greg: But you just said that practice was hard work.
Jeff: Ooh, but I love playing my keyboard.
Greg: And I love doing my magic tricks.
Jeff: Well then... (with Greg.) Let's practice together!
(He gets the magic wand, while he plays the keyboard. Then, magic wands transition to the Concert Clip: Do the Wiggle Groove (LIVE). A scene is filmed on December 7, 1998 at Sydney Entertainment Centre.)
Anthony: And now, everyone, here's a dance that you can all do with us.
Greg: (singing) Well, you can run, you can jump and skip too
But here's a dance that is oh-so new.
All: (singing) Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Whoo! Whoo!
Greg: (singing) Clap your hands and spin around.
Pat your head and touch the ground.
All: (singing) Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Whoo! Yeah!
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Whoo! Yeah!
Anthony: What's next, Greg?
Greg: (singing) Clap your hands and stamp your feet.
And groove along to the wiggly beat.
All: (singing) And do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Whoo! Yeah!
Greg: (singing) Side to side you sway with your hands.
Anthony: That's it!
Greg: (singing) Lift your knees in time with the bends.
Pendulum with your legs side to side.
You're doing it the Wiggle way.
Clap your hands and spin around.
Pat your head and touch the ground.
All: (singing) Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Whoo! Yeah!
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Whoo! Yeah!
Anthony: Everybody's doing the Wiggle Groove. Officer Beaples is. Wags the Dog. Henry the Octopus. Janette the Jockey. Christine the Cowgirl. Freddie the Football Player. Vinnie the Vet. Carl the Chef. Cassie and Jessie and everybody. Doing the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
Do, do the move. They call the Wiggle Groove.
(The song ends and the audience clapped and cheered because doing the Wiggle Groove was so much fun. A flower transition to the end credits are rolling, while In The Wiggles' World is playing in the background.)
Greg: (singing) There's music and dancing, magic and games
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) And lots of great stories to tell
In The Wiggles' world, in The Wiggles' world
You're all welcome here
Greg: (singing) So let's give a cheer
Welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(with the Other Wiggles singing.) In The Wiggles' world. In The Wiggles' world
Greg: (singing) You're all welcome here, so let's give a cheer, welcome to The Wiggles' world.
(But then, after that it shows a bumblebee buzzing sound effect & the flower pops out while The Wiggles Logo is shown at the endboard.)