Every Snapchat Ever is a Smosh video, uploaded on July 14, 2015.
Synopsis
In a world where you can send people pictures and videos that disappear after viewing, Snapchat is the app that provides all the addicting fun (and dick pics)!
Plot
The video starts with a young woman (Courtney Miller) about to read a chapter book. She gets sent a Snapchat file from "PhukBoi". She opens the file and sees a nude photo from him. Suddenly, she releases her finger and the file closes. This leaves her angered and missing what she says is "Max Wong's dong".
The second clip shows a family (Ian Hecox, Courtney Miller, Shayne Topp, Noah Grossman) eating a big meal. One of the family members, the youngest son (Noah Grossman) gets a Snapchat file from Veronica. He tries to open the file but he can't do this in front of his parents. He ignores his parents and opens the file. But instead, he gets a blurred photo with text saying "Bored" with a smile. This leaves him angered and tossing salad throughout the table. His dad thanks him for tossing the salad on their plates.
The third clip shows a pregnant woman (Courtney Miller) pushing her baby out while being recorded by her husband (Ian Hecox). While being recorded, Snapchat crashes and the husband reboots the app. However, he misses the baby pushed out, so he forces the doctor to push the baby back in his wife's womb.
The fourth clip shows another young teenager (Keith Leak II) who is sent a Snapchat file from his friend Jordan. He opens the file and sees nude photos of Jordan. In the third photo, the teenager is quickly disgusted.
The fifth clip shows Trent (Shayne Topp) showing off on his bedroom mirror. Afterwards, he sends his wife Molly, a photo of his junk. However, he unintentionally sends the photo to his Mom, and later reports to her worried.
The sixth clip shows another young woman (Olivia Sui) who is sent an 800 second file from his friend who counts how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. After 796 seconds, and 9000 licks, the video is finished and the young woman faints because her thumb is splintered from pressing the screen for too long and afterwards bleeds to death.
The seventh clip shows Jennifer (Courtney Miller) who records herself in Snapchat and shows off because her Dad got her own geotag. Meanwhile, outside the house, a murderer (Keith Leak II) takes a video in Snapchat saying he's looking for someone to murder. He does this by breaking into Jennifer's house and killing her. Afterwards, he goes outside and buries the woman, and takes a photo of himself bored.
The eighth clip shows a drunk young woman (Olivia Sui) who is pulled over by a police officer (Anthony Padilla). The police officer asks he woman if she knew how fast she was going. She says 35 miles per hour, but afterwards is shown her public Snapchat post saying she drove nearly 90 miles per hour drunk, with no feet on the pedals, and with no hands on the steering wheel.
The ninth clip shows Trent (Shayne Topp), who was shown in the fifth clip, reading a file he was sent, and Molly (now found as Olivia Sui), who was mentioned in the fifth clip. While Trent was finishing the story in Snapchat, Molly tells Trent that they are getting robbed. Trent says his friends would have loved it if he "Snapped" the robbery.
The tenth and final clip shows Jennifer (Courtney Miller) who suprisingly does not seem to be dead at all. She is inside the coffin she was put in suffocated and currently posting a Snapchat video of herself requiring help and losing oxygen. Trent (Shayne Topp) gets the video Jennifer had posted but can't hear Jennifer talking clearly. So instead, Trent drops the phone and starts showing off on his bedroom mirror.
Cast
Crew
| Role | Crew Member |
|---|---|
| Directed by | Ryan Todd |
| Written by | Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty |
| Produced by | Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Todd |
| Creative Director | Joe Bereta |
| Dir. of Photography | John Jimenez |
| Edited by | Katie Reed |
| Post Supervision by | Ryan Finnerty |
| Coordinating Producer | Mayra Diaz |
| Camera | Brennan Iketani |
| AC | Dylan Wright |
| Sound | Ivan Harder |
| Pre-Production Designer | Odin Abbott |
| On-Set Production Designer | Lindsey Liberman |
| Grips | Patrick Egan, Lee Eisenhower |
| Wardrobe | Felicia Cowley |
| Makeup | Paula Barkley |
| PA | Brandie Rovito, Stephanie MacDonell |
| DIT/Media Mgmt | Gabe Laguer |
| BTS | Phil Mohr |
| Color | Mike Burton |
Trivia / Goofs
- This is Shayne Topp's debut appearance apart of Smosh.
- This statement is said in the sixth clip where it takes 9000 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. This statement is false. According to Tootsie Roll Industries, it only takes 252 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
- In the sixth clip, 796 seconds is mentioned. That number is approximately 13 minutes and 26 seconds.
- The doctor in the third clip is Lee Eisenhower.
- Also in the third clip, Magic Wipes from the 2013 Smosh video of the same name can be seen ontop of the shelf.
- In most of the video, there are various characters that are dirty-minded.
Subscription Ending
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Video
Links
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRoAlz9D2Dg
ElSmosh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1P_nbm8vJ0
Script: http://smosh.wikia.com/wiki/Every_Snapchat_Ever_/_Script