Swift Wits is a game show hosted by Snookie Blyer which appeared as a recurring UK spot on Muppets Tonight.
In each installment, the contestants must answer the secret word before their 10 seconds are up in order to save the cute furry animal's life that they are playing for. Unfortunately, all the contestants get the answers wrong, thus sealing the fate of said cute furry animal, which is immediately consumed by Carl the Big Mean Bunny. The game show had one contestant, Arthur Modell, who got the answer right, but Carl eats the furry animal anyway and the contestant as well.
Sketches
| Image | Episode | Contestant | Victim | Answer |
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Episode 101: Michelle Pfeiffer | Philo Zilfinger | Sterling | Ham |
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Episode 102: Garth Brooks | Agnes Stonewick | Buffy | Rug |
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Episode 105: Cindy Crawford | Buster and Colfax Bergman | Winky | Automobile |
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Episode 110: Martin Short | 'Chester' Tomwater | Magda | Artichoke |
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Episode 204: Pierce Brosnan | Arthur Modell | Rufus | The Battle of Hastings |
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Episode 206: Paula Abdul | Nate Leakey | Hopper | Cheese |