Each segment on The Muppet Show began with a bumper in which Louis Kazagger would introduce himself as the host of Muppet Sports. He appeared in a circular cutout in the center of the frame surrounded by four scenes of sporting events: on the left, Gonzo appeared as a patron of a horse race featuring Paul Revere; above, four Whatnots compete in a leg race; a bushy-eyebrowed pig appeared to the right playing baseball; and the bottom was covered by a pair of pigs wrestling on a mat in a ring.
The Contestant, who is close to breaking the record, says yardarm hanging is easy, as long as you don't look down. When asked how high up he is, he looks down and falls.
A report by Louis Kazagger on the Geek Winter Games (a much cheaper alternative to the Winter Olympics), where founding geek Gonzo demonstrates demolition speed skating.
Gladys provides toast for Mitch Dumpling and Scorchy Borwnfinger, who try to explain to Louis Kazagger their technique it what it is that they're competing in.
Reporter Kermit reports live from the Muppets Y Games opening ceremonies, with the poultry orchestra, the March of the Penguin and the traditional lighting of the light bulb by Rowlf the Dog, as well as a couple of events like the Cheesesteak Sprint, the Pie Catching Contest and the Pie Eating Final.
