Gord

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Gord is the Soy What? manager and also a strict soytarian across the other side of the mall from the Mr. Meaty restaurant.

Physical Appearance

Gord have beaded dreads and wore a tan short-sleeved Soy What? work shirt.

History

In "The Fries That Bind," Gord's debut episode, Gord encountered a depressed Parker, and asked him why his vibes were all in a twist. Parker then told Gord that it was because he got in a big fight with his best friend, and it's just frustrating. Parker then spotted Gord's "Meat Reacher", and asked him what it was. Then, Gord introduced himself to Parker and told him that he's the manager over at Soy What?, and as a strict soytarian, he's not allowed to touch meat, so his meat reacher helps him out. He also told Parker that they can really use pound and tender as the over at Soy What?. Parker accepted his offer to get back at Josh for causing the fight.

The next day, Gord invites Parker to be the guest of honor at his bongo circle, but it turns out to be a trap and he hogties Parker. Gord and his employees tell Parker that they’re going to cast aside their vegetarian ways and eat him. Before the staff can harm Parker, Josh saves him and a brawl between the Mr. Meaty staff and the Soy What staff ensues. Josh and Parker win and proceed to rub a giant sausage in Gord’s face, then leave him off with a warning. Gord’s employees quit on him for being a coward and not helping them.