Ha ha ha! That's the patented cough-killing concoction of codeine, morphine, and alcohol. Your cold will be history! How's your cold now?
Man 1 (drunk):
Who the hell are you?
Woman:
I'm your wife, fool!
Man 2:
Sooth kills a cough fast. And for the kids chesty cough, it's Sooth Junior, the medication that comes in a fun, animal-shaped container kids will love.
Boy:
Hey, look at me! I'm binging on medication, just like dad! Oohhh...
The boy falls.
Woman:
Oh my God, he's barely breathing!
Man 1:
No... that's, that's just the medicine doing it's magic.
Man 2:
Thanks to Sooth, his cough is history. With Sooth, you'll forget you had a cough, your name, or where to properly go to the bathroom. Feel better fast with Sooth.