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The Money Cat

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"The Money Cat" is the villain song sung by Meowrice and his shadow cats from Gay Purr-ee.

Lyrics

Meowrice: When preacher can't preach you
And teacher can't teach you
When angels can't reach you

Shadow cats: The money cat can

Meowrice: We give social status
To countrified tomatoes

Shadow cats: If you want kicks and class and clothes
Money cat knows where the money tree grows

Meowrice: Beauticians will sleek you

Shadow cats: Fashion cats chic you
Aristocrats seek you
Man
Man
Man
Man
Man
Man

Meowrice: And should that dream of glory
Be part of your plan

Shadow cats: If anyone can help you
The money cat can
Money cat knows where the money tree grows

Mingle with the right folk
Meet the bottle poppers
Rub elbow with the elite
And the big name-droppers

If you got your heart set
On moochin' with the smart set

Meowrice: Money cat knows where the money tree grows

Shadow cats: Get your picture painted
On the magazine cover
You can have a palace
With the world your lover

Money cat can buy up
Anyone who's high up

Shadow cats and Meowrice: We've got dicks and politics and law
In the palm of our paw

The gendarmes may nail you
The lawyers may bail you
The judges may jail you
Man

Meowrice: So why be a flopola
With egg on your pan

Shadow cats: If anyone can save you
The money cat can

Trivia

  • A fifth cat is briefly seen in this song.