"Dentist!" is the villain song of the nasty dentist Orin Scrivello from the 1986 American horror dark comedy musical movie Little Shop of Horrors as he sings about his love for pain and doing his job while also getting himself high on nitrous oxide.
Lyrics
Orin Scrivello: When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said
Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon, (spoken): What did she say?
Orin Scrivello: She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"
“You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane.”
Girls: “You'll be a dentist
Pain
Son, be a dentist
Inhumane”
Orin Scrivello: Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
All four: Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success
Ronettte: Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Chiffon: Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
Crystal: He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Girls: Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!
Orin Scrivello: Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
“I am your dentist
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers”
Girls: “Dentist, goodness gracious
Love it
Dentist, fitting braces
You really love it
Don't try it
Ooh-aah”
Dentist!
Orin Scrivello: And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
(spoken)
Say ah!
[GIRLS, spoken]
Ahh!
Orin Scrivello: Say ah!
Girls: Ahh!
Orin Scrivello: Now spit!