Badder

Malvina:
Please, don't fear that
You are upsetting me
Dear, I barely know you're there

Giselle:
Sorry, were you speaking?
You're hard to see
Like a smell that lingers in the air

Malvina:
Trying to be clever?
That makes no sense
That's a role you haven't earned

Both:
You don't see your own insignificance
Well, it's time you learned

You may think you're bad
But darling, I am badder
Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in
Being just a

Malvina:
Has-been

Giselle:
A wannabe

Both:
Villain

Malvina:
You're a garter snake
And I'm a big puff adder

Both:
Face it, I am so much badder
Than you

Giselle:
Surely you can see
It's ridiculous
Two villains in one fairy tale

Malvina:
This town is too small
For the both of us

Both:
So off into the sunset
You should sail

Malvina:
I can send my minions
To help you pack

Giselle:
I'll be careful not to crow

Both:
Darling, I will miss you

Malvina:
Alas

Giselle:
Alack

Both:
But you have got to go

You can claim you're bad
But I'm a better badder

Malvina:
Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll
Ever equal me as a mistress of evil

Giselle:
I'm the heart and brains
And you, you're just the bladder

Both:
How can you believe you're badder
Than I?

Nobody ever would bother to tell
A tale with Maleficent
And with Cruella

Malvina:
My cheekbones are sharper

Giselle:
My hair's much more high

Malvina:
So jump down a rabbit hole

Giselle:
Go climb a beanstalk

Both:
It's not au revoir
But goodbye

Giselle:
Someone really should put a stop on her

Malvina:
Someone really should put a stop on her

Giselle:
Up to me to find a way

Malvina:
Up to me to find a way

Giselle:
Maybe there's a house I can drop on her

Malvina:
Mmm
Is a poisoned apple too cliché?

Giselle:
Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down

Malvina:
A spell to make her disappear

Both:
And when she is gone, I will own the town
And everyone will cheer

She was sorta bad
But you are so much badder
Clearly that is why I have to
See that she lives happily never after

Once I sit alone
Atop the villain ladder
Everyone in Monrolasia
Will totally be in my thrall
They will say
"Oh, Queen, we praise ya"

Giselle:
Because I will be not just badder

Malvina:
Because I will be not just

Both:
Badder, badder

Malvina:
But the nasty

Giselle:
Everlast-y

Both:
Flabberghast-y
Very, very baddest of them all!