Xmas Day

'Twas the day of Christmas and already awake
Was an excited young Edd, excited as cake
He summoned the others and ran to the tree
To uncover the presents awaiting them three
As they grabbed their gifts, they unwrapped them fast
But their joyful expressions sure didn't last
Edd found a bottle of Discount Coke
Matt, a joke book with only one joke
For his present this year, Tom received a poster
Of a picture of Matt admiring a toaster
The cards they read, which increased their woe
Were letters from fans (Can I be on your show?)
The phone suddenly rang, disrupting their sadness
On the line was Matt's grandma, and he answered with gladness
She wasn't too happy about the fact
That he hadn't called her for two years flat
Several more hours later after the phone call was finished
Edd's Christmas feast was done, and the others were famished
Edd presented his bird for them to admire
But little did he know it was still on fire
The fire then spread to the potatoes and mash
Soon the whole dinner was alight in a flash
Then after the fire was extinguished with gravy
They rescued dear Matt, still screaming like a lady
They sat on their sofa and turned on the telly
And soon their sad faces were transformed into merry
So, to make the most of your Christmas, there's really only one way
Anyone can enjoy the television, even those who hate this day.
(static, then credits)