Rolf/Gallery

Please do not disturb.

"The water is fouled with infestation!"

"Is there a manual for this?"

Rolf, sweet Rolf.

Nightmare fuel.

Rolf wearing goat.

Rolf pulling potatoes out of his ears.

"TALK ED-BOY! TALK!"

"Rolf is ready to have his soul pilfered from his very eyes, yes?"

"Rolf's mind goes blank…"

Liver abuse.

"The burden of hospitality is too great for Rolf!"

Making weenies.

"I am a wiener!"

Rolf got: Super Mushrooms!

And I thought my relatives were weird.

Urban Ranger Rolf.

THE DISPATCHER OF DESPAIR!

Rolf in "The Eds are Coming".

Rolf as an opera singer.

"Is that a giant clam?"

Rolf truly yearns the simple life as a noodle-head.

Wow, Rolf REALLY needs meat!

Rolf is blind.

Boy, Rolf reminds me of Marie Kanker.

"Speak to Rolf."

The Old Country…so beautiful.

Rolf's fancy tuxedo.

Rolf in his football uniform.

Rolf doing a rendition of "The Hairless Otter".

The story of the ugly boy and the tree of heads.

Rolf squishing raspberries to quench his mighty thirst.

"Do not touch the badge, urchins of processed cheese spread!"

"Please ask Rolf's family and livestock to remember the son of a shepherd."

Rolf's gone mad!

The pumpkin knows all!

"I can hear the ocean!"

Fathead Rolf.

Rolf loves jujubes.

"Rolf will release his rage now!"

Rolf holding the buckets full of the Eels of Forgiveness.

Rolf's casual Friday.

"Do not ask Rolf to stop!"

"A three-headed Rolf. Yawn."

Rolf as the One-eyed Mushroom Troll.

Rolf being pranked by the "prank master".

Rolf is victorious!

Oh, dear god, what have you done…

"Hello? I will be performing my country's traditional 'Dance of the Hairless Otter."

A shot of Rolf's Tractor.

Night of the Walking Rolf.

"You have broken the celery stalk on the back of sea urchin!"

Rolf chews and spits soil!

“Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf!”

"Away with you, protuberance of the flesh!"

"Are you stealing Rolf's soul with your filmbox?!"

"Have you ever experienced the ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?"

Rolf is unhappy about the bounty of french fries the Eds created.

"As you leave, please trod on Rolf's face."

Ed? In Rolf's trough of food spoils? It's more likely than you think.

Rolf's reaction to Ed the snake charmer.

Anyone get the license plate of that truck?

There goes the TV-Y7 rating...

"Rolf cannot hear one peep!"

"Ya, please help me, for my eyebrow is growing like a garden weed!"

You dare mock the son of a sheperd?

The Headless Rolf.

"May your nose fester with the rage of olives!"

"I love this music, it is so shiny."

Rolf holding his accordion.

Rolf howling at the night sky.

Rolf carrying his bologna.

"Hello, Ed-boys!"

"Many doors, yes?"
"Too much for–"
"Couch potato Ed-boys like yourselves."

Having a mental breakdown.

Hold your Breath Rolf!

Concept art of Rolf with Jimmy and Sarah.

Size relations to the Eds.

How is he still alive after much of his midsection has been bitten off?!

Rolf riding on Wilfred!

Nice tracking costume, Rolf.

"ED-BOYS! SHAKLAHAM! SHOOKEE! SHLOOHORM! DON'T EVER! DO THAT! AGAIN! SLAHEE FISHMONGER!"

Apparently, Rolf's a fan of Steampunks.

Rolf with a grinder stuck in his head.

"Looks like we lucked out, girls."

Rolf's gym attire.

"THIS is what it is to be a man."

"In the Old Country, he who cuts hair is a man among men."

Old Rolf.

Rolf carrying a green napsack (red in "Tinker Ed') filled with bologna.

Rolf eating bologna.

Rolf after he eats the entire load of bologna.

Rolf in his basketball uniform.

Rolf carrying his animals to safety.

Rolf and his animals are hiding.

Young Rolf in "Every Which Way But Ed".

Young Rolf in "No Speak Da Ed".

Rolf Dance in "May I Have This Ed?"