Ed's Jewelry was a scam that appeared in "High Heeled Ed." The scam revolved around selling jewelry to the girls and Jimmy, because the rest of the Kids were go-karting. The jewelry was essentially just any object painted gold and then sold as a high-priced item. The introduction that Ed gave was that the jewelry was "Imported by an armored truck from the house of European wieners." Initially, the girls weren't very happy with the selection, but when Ed spilled gold paint all over his pants, the girls all wished to buy them. Jimmy ended up winning the bidding by paying Eddy five dollars, but when the pants fell apart, Sarah took the money back, and the three customers left, dissatisfied with the scam.
Items Available
- Sink Plug
- Spring
- Glasses
- Fish Bones
- Corkscrew
- Propeller Blade
- Pitcher
- Lug Nuts
- Pacifier
- Bottle Cap
- Dog Bone
- Fork and Spoon Bracelets
- Wall Plug
- Spatula
- Can Opener
- Gold Pants
Gallery
The unveiling of the jewelry.
Some items.
The gold "plating" process.