Durango Doug

Durango Doug is an imaginative cowboy alter-ego created by Doug Funnie in the episode Doug Way Out West when he tells his classmates a few tall tales about being an expert horse rider, when he only really rode a pony as a child.

In the first imagination scene, Durango Doug is seen and described in a song as a mean looking, heroic and tough desperado striding through the Western desert, brushing his hair and his teeth with a cactus. He then spots a rattlesnake and grabs and ties it to his waist as a belt. A branding iron with his name on it, gets branded on a Western map.

A second imagination scene appears after Doug and the others are at the Buck Dude Ranch and he sees the horse he is riding; a mean looking horse named Sugar, which Doug is terrified of. In this scene, Durango Doug is striding through a Western town, now described in the song as a spineless coward who runs at the slightest sign of danger, which he does when he hears the whiny of a horse in the distance and runs and hides in the nearest water barrel. This time a branding iron with the picture of chicken is branded on the Western map to show his cowardice.

Durango Doug's Songs

1st Song

From out of the West, came a man with a quest
Durango Doug
He's got a powerful stink, and he don't like pink
Durango Doug
He's got a rock-hard head, and he eats stale bread
Durango Doug, Durango Doug
He eats nails for lunch, and he drinks unsweetened punch
Durango Doug
He's the meanest, gruffiest, and all around dustiest
Durango, Durango Doug (Durango Doug, Durango)

2nd Song

He's a cowardly fellow, with a belly coloured yellow
Durango Doug
When there's a hint of a fight, he runs in fright
Durango Doug
He's prone to whine, and ain't got no spine
Durango Doug, Durango Doug
He's the scardiest, simpiest and all around wimpiest
Durango, Durango Doug (Durango Doug, Ha Ha!)