"No way. I'm trying to be good, remember?"
Mal gets out her spell book
"My people maybe evil, but what you Auradon kids are doing to the English language is cruel."
Mal's portrait of Audrey as her mother
"Beware, forswear, sprout my mother's horns from Audrey's hair!"
"Does anyone know how to knock?"
Rubbing paint of Jordan's lamp
"Now I know why they say be careful what you wish for."
Mal loves to splash in muddy puddles
"Dictatorship for beginners."
"Short for lets blow this voodoo stand."
"Yo Mama so soft, cats share pictures of her."
"There is a two hour exam about smiling."
"Were we that bad when we first got here?"
"I am going to be totes sick."
"I think all cheerleading outfits should have spikes."
"I have never been more into you."
"Why are you looking at me?"
"You just look so cute when you're in pain."