The Hammer Jammers are legendary pants in Diablo III. They require character level 29 to drop.
The unique power of these pants improves Blessed Hammer damage to each enemy hit by the Crusader's Crowd Control (not any other character's), for 10 seconds after the crowd control is applied (not when it ends). The trigger effects include the "incapacitate" caused by the Falling Sword "Flurry" rune, as well as Freeze effects. The damage bonus cannot stack on an enemy, but the duration is refreshed if new crowd control is applied to it.
Stats (Level 70)

Hammer Jammers
Legendary Pants
- 660 - 759 Armor
Properties:
- Enemies take 300% - 400% increased damage from Blessed Hammers for 10 seconds after being hit with a Blind, Immobilize, or Stun.
- One of 3 Magic Properties (varies):
- +416 - 500 Dexterity
- +416 - 500 Strength
- +416 - 500 Intelligence
- +3 Random Magic Properties
- 2 Empty Sockets
Stop! Hammer time.
Trivia
- Prior to patch 2.4, these had a different description:
These large pants cannot be touched.
- This item is a reference to MC Hammer's 1990 hit song "U Can't Touch This" and his habit of performing in oversized pants.
Patch changes
- Diablo III beta: Present as the only pants in game that could roll increased movement speed, with a total of 5 Primary affixes.
- Patch 2.4.0: Redesigned with new unique legendary power, stats and description.