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		Title	Sad Saps
		Speaker	Frank Fontaine
		Level	Olympus Heights

Sad Saps

Transcript: These sad saps. They come to Rapture thinking they're gonna be captains of industry, but they all forget that somebody's gotta scrub the toilets. What an angle they gave me… I hand these mugs a cot and a bowl of soup, and they give me their lives. Who needs an army when I got Fontaine's Home for the Poor?

Location: Fontaine's Apartment, on a coffee table near the cigars.

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Welcome to Rapture		New Year's Eve Alone · Hole in the Bathroom Wall
Medical Pavilion		Released Today · ADAM's Changes · Higher Standards · Parasite Expectations · Love for Science · Limits of Imagination · Vandalism · Surgery's Picasso · Freezing Pipes · Enrage Trial · Useless Experiments · Plasmids are the Paint · Testing Telekinesis · Symmetry · Aphrodite Walking · Not What She Wanted · Gatherer's Vulnerability
Neptune's Bounty		Timmy H. Interrogation · Fontaine Must Go · Bathysphere Keys · Finding the Sea Slug · Masha Come Home · Picked Up Timmy H. · Watch Fontaine · Have My Badge · ADAM Discovery · Eden Leaking · Fontaine's Smugglers · Death Penalty in Rapture · Smuggling Ring · Working Late Again · Arresting Fontaine · Saw Masha Today · Meeting Ryan · Rapture Changing · Putting the Screws On
Smuggler's Hideout		Meeting with Fontaine · Kraut Scientist · Offered a Deal
Arcadia		Seeing Ghosts · Big Night Out · Mass Producing ADAM · Arcadia Closed · The Saturnine · Shouldn't Have Come · The Market is Patient · Early Tests Promising · Offer a Better Product · Heroes and Criminals · What Won't They Steal · Teaching an Old Hound · Lazarus Vector Formula · The Lazarus Vector · Arcadia and Oxygen · Maternal Instinct · The Great Chain
Farmer's Market		Bee Enzyme · Pulling Together · Hatred · Desperate Times · Water in Wine · Functional Children · ADAM Explained · First Encounter
Fort Frolic		Stood Up Again · Musical Insult · Come to the Record Store · The Wild Bunny · Artist's Feud · Fancy Cigarettes · The Doubters · The Iceman Cometh · Fontaine's Army · Guns Blazing · It's All Grift · Pregnancy · Ryan's Stableboy · Bump Culpepper? · Requiem for Andrew Ryan
Hephaestus		Ryan Takes F Futuristics · Scoping the Gate · Stopping Ryan · Going to Heat Loss · A Man or a Parasite · Fontaine's Legacy · Assassin · Kyburz Door Code · Genetic Arms Race · Getting a Break · Impossible Anywhere Else · Running Short on R-34s · Device Almost Finished · Great Chain Moves Slowly · The Dream · Assembling the Bomb · Market Maintenance Code
Rapture Central Control		The Vita Chamber · Mind Control Test · Baby Status
Olympus Heights		Mozart of Genetics · Fontaine's Human Jukebox · Mind Control Antidote · Artist Woman · Fontaine's Breakup · Sad Saps
Apollo Square		What's Happening Here? · Atlas Lives · Protection Bond · Meeting Atlas · The Longest Con · Today's Raid
Point Prometheus		Why Just Girls? · Marketing Gold · Extra Munitions · Protecting Little Ones · Mistakes · Protector Smell · Missing Boots · Cheap Son of a Bitch · Changing Employers
Removed Audio Diaries		Congregations · Prison Code · Smuggling is a Crime · Little Sisters and Corpses · Gatherer's Flu · Why Two