Stupid Keys

"And if he really wants to be so helpful, he could be tellin' me what I'm to be doin' with this warehouse I got full of that angel whatchamacallit." - Shawn Flynn

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"Stupid Keys" is the name of an audio log found in the second chapter of Bendy and the Ink Machine. It is also Wally Franks' second audio log in the game.

Location

In Chapter 2: The Old Song, the audio log is found on a shelf adjacent to Sammy Lawrence's office. The audio log is on a shelf above the ink spill covering the entrance of Sammy Lawrence's office.

Transcript

"So I go to get my dust pan from the hall closet the other day and guess what? I can't find my stupid keys. It's like they disappeared into thin air or something.

All I can think of is that they must have fallen into one of the garbage cans as I was making my rounds last week.

I just hope nobody tells Sammy. Because if he finds out I lost my keys again, I'm outta here."

Audio logs in Bendy and the Ink Machine
Chapter 1: Moving Pictures	This Machine • Dark and Cold
Chapter 2: The Old Song	Can I Get an Amen • The Pump Switch • Crazy Sammy • New Actress • Stupid Keys • Sanctuary Puzzle • Quiet and Smelly Sewers
Chapter 3: Rise and Fall	Crooked Smile • Everything is Coming Apart • Time to Believe • Ink Pressure • Cutting Corners • Lunch with Joey • Crack a Smile • The Genius Upstairs • Looking for Trouble • Man of Ideas
Chapter 4: Colossal Wonders	Indiscernible • Behind Closed Doors • Colossal Wonders • Playing Games • Mechanical Demon • Bertrum's Reveal • Turn it Off
Chapter 5: The Last Reel	Office Report • Chocolate Cake • The Big Picture • Thousands of Souls • Bringing Alice to Life • Bendy's End
Other audio logs	Henry's Audio Diary
List of audio logs